₦airaland Forum

Battle of the titans

tizteezy:
Good morning Nairalanders

I know this might not impress Lala due to size ���

But I just came across this tiny snake I'm my compound. It was entangles with the lizard which is also seen on the picture attached.
Seems the lizard was already dead, but the snake was struggling to move - looks like it was already wounded seriously on the body before I arrived.
Since I wasn't sure at first sight, I still hit them both again with a stick.
Who understands what went on between them? And what type of snake is this?

Your mother toto go suffer for brothel tonight. Help me tell her happy TGIF. Lmao after all na that money she use feed bastard pikin like you lmao!!!

zinaunreal:
Your sister punnani dia!! Hahaha

Eya you bastard don miss road. Your mother must be a public ashawo

zinaunreal:
Your sister punnani dia!! Hahaha

Stationary trucks at night have been killing people in this country. I’ve been lucky at least twice.

The wife did the right thing

I say your father

zinaunreal:
Eh pain am. Small boy. You no reach

As in your father!

watersideboys:
This wan na real gutter

You’re defending a false prophet. Do you know what the scriptures say about fake shepherds and those being led by same?

damosky12:
Enemies of God / Enemies of pastors / Enemies of the church will pounce on this again. You will see them shamelessly vituperating about on news like this.

As long as anything slanders the church or pastors, they will exalt it, add their voices in support of it, use it as a means for fostering more lies.

But one thing is certain: the church of God will match on. The gates of Hades will not prevail.

Please don’t waste her time. Free her. It’s because you lost your job and became broke that you think you have falling in love with her

ndukwechinasa:
I met my girl friend around 2015 but I was not so serious about loving her. Just wanted to make love to her normally or even become a casual friend. But my intentions did not work out as planned we both stop communicating.

Not until December 2020 when I had accident and she eventually came visiting me and bought somethings for me. I was so impressed for the kind gestures. Her care and kindness made me started loving her.

However, this love extended to her family. I always call the sisters and the mum at will. I also visit their village during festivities and their base too. She is kind to me that I can not imagine. I have grown to love her immensely that I don't have affection for another woman.

But yesterday, my babe called that the mum wants to speak with me. I aborted the call and hurriedly call back. I greeted the mum and she responded very well. She asked me not to get upset that she wants to know my intention towards her daughter that time waits for no one and again there are suitors coming but the daughter said she loves me. Finally she will not be happy with me if I dump the daughter in due course.

I just told her that I love her daughter so much and I also have the intention to marry her but she should also pray for me that things work out right for me.

Honestly, I really love the girl so much but I am not financially stable now cos I lost my job two years ago and I have been trying to put things in order as to meet up financially.

What do I really do now?

MATURE MINDS���

Bastard like you where you @?

watersideboys:
Gerrout, small kid. Go play with your mate

As in your bastard father must not be tired ooo.

zinaunreal:
Eh pain am. Small boy. You no reach

Na your useless papa e pain. Not me. Go and treat the HIV you got through your ashawo mother. Lmao

zinaunreal:
Eh pain am. Small boy. You no reach

Like your ashawo mother’s ass that’s for the public lmao

watersideboys:
This wan na real gutter

Na That wasn’t Romero’s intention

Your useless father need to open thousands of useless accounts to deter me. Meanwhile your useless mother is still a LovePeddler lmao

zinaunreal:
Eh pain you till you die you're a small boy

watersideboys:
Gerrout, small kid. Go play with your mate

Your father! Bitch!

All kids of ashawos like you will definitely rot in hell lmao if you tire your father!

zinaunreal:
Eh pain am! I'm done with you. Rot in hell. Keep posting to your grave. Unknown stinking poor bastard

Walshi your mother is a prostitute lmao

watersideboys:
Eh dey pain am
This guy get mental problem walahi

Please what’s the issue with hybrid vehicles?

hurryup123:
Hybride cars are bad market now.
The thief must be a desperate mofu

This nitwit are you tired? Your father! Lmao

zinaunreal:
This one no get talk for mouth. Your mama your mama na why you no get anything in life . I don read you finish nothing comeout. Unknown Nigerian. Live unknown die and rotten unknown. Camman shift. Baboonski. Ape of Nigeria. Boring niggah. Tell your mother say she be Indian ocean

But many hypocrites won’t believe it’s no thanks to the Biden administration. In just Less than six months, Biden has taken the American economy from the best in history to a very very bad state never seen in decades.

Olawrites:
There's high cost of living everywhere, like recently in the US, the cost of gas moved from $2 to $5 per liter.

Just know this fact before thinking of travelling.

Don't be caught unaware.

We've had enough stranded Nigerians in the diaspora already. Don't add to it.

Have enough money SAVED before you think of travelling.

Move this to front page please

You mean your ashawo mother. That’s why she doesn’t know who is your real father. If them born you well go do DNA test. I’m pretty sure them no born you well anyway lmao

zinaunreal:
This one no get talk for mouth. Your mama your mama na why you no get anything in life . I don read you finish nothing comeout. Unknown Nigerian. Live unknown die and rotten unknown. Camman shift. Baboonski. Ape of Nigeria. Boring niggah. Tell your mother say she be Indian ocean

Do you know what brand new mean?

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The surprise gift is coming 10 months after the couple said 'I do' to each other in a society wedding that took place May 2021.

DJ Davidson, who is also a businessman hails from Idoma speaking area of Benue state.

He recently unveiled his supermarket T& Supermarket in Abuja.

He plays at Beer Barn and other social spots in Abuja.


https://www.abujapress.com/2022/03/abuja-celebrity-dj-davidson-surprises.html

Your father

watersideboys:
Guy why you dey act like a kid... you mean you wan follow this guy drag ? You no get anything better to do

I’m pretty sure you’re talking about your mother who has been a prostitute since she was a year old lmao. That’s why you don’t know your real father till tomorrow sef lmao

zinaunreal:
Your mamas obo has been battered by war hahaha

Your mother must have made you think all mothers are prostitutes like her. If you probe further you’ll understand why people call you a bastard. Lmao

zinaunreal:
They will all enter your mothers hell hole

I knew you are an illiterate. You can’t even comprehend simple grammar. Well I blame your mother who raised you in a brothel where, to date, she gives her pussy freely for 1k per session. Lmao. Trust this statement is clearer? Lmao Ode!

zinaunreal:
��� eh pain am him dey talk rubbish. Your mama is a garbage dump. Accept it. You na only certificate you get . Worthless pauper. Go and climb your tree . Forest gorilla

When I’m done? You wish. Na your useless papa go tire. Your LovePeddler of a mother done go do her runs shey? Help me tell her ashawo no be work. Lmao

zinaunreal:
When you're done you can burry your head in your mother's hole that has turn to club house

Why is she crying? Earthly death is not death. She’s lucky.

Who knows your useless father lmao ode!

zinaunreal:
Poor unknown bieng. You will remain where you are texting texting till you leave this world .

All our politicians from time past must go to hell

Why are you so dry like this? Shey na because your mother is a LovePeddler? Lmao

zinaunreal:
With your jagajaga life. Na idris abdulkareem Naija Jagajaga be your own audio

Find a tree and climb in your forest you baboon

Dey there dey deceive yourself calling others audio.