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Beauty products look nice but for me I prefer to see the natural you 90% of the time so I don’t get sight shock from time to time

Evidenx:
https://independent.ng/breaking-girl-captured-in-viral-sex-video-with-dog-dies-of-infection/

This sounds like tales by moonlight. Nice try!

Never trust any friend

Huh? How’s number 3 related?

SerikiFulani:
I laugh at some people forming woke on here saying such things like spiritual spouse don't exist

Most married people suffering from childlessness, stagnation and low sperm count is as a result of spiritual spouse

You're to prone to have a spiritual spouse if you have or do any of the following
1. You patronize brothel hoes a lot....Not just brothel hoes but it is rampant amongst brothel hoes
2. You're very handsome or beautiful
3. Sexual immorality/masturbation
4. You live around riverine areas and do worship marine spirits

It takes a higher power to deliver someone from spiritual spouse....Some powerful herbalists can't even deliver someone

The only one that can deliver you from spiritual spouse is the living God that created the universe

victooman:
Please help advice me,

We both finished our NYSC service last year, luckily enough we started a POS business and as God will have it, we are both doing well, we both make a minimum of 5k at least on daily basis.

The main problem is that of recent she is talking about applying for her masters degree, l told her what is the essence of going for masters degree when the degree we obtain has not been any useful to us, why not expand this particular business, be financially stable before you start talking about masters, beside we need to build our self financially well if we have to settle down.

She told me that is her long time ambition and she is not expecting any money from me, she left my house this morning with anger.

Please Nairalanders, did l do anything wrong? What is the best way to handle this issue?

Let her fulfill her dreams. You’re not even her father nor husband. Nonsense

Badfinga:
Dry. Go and get a life

Update!
Your mother has said I should not Bleep her with condom anymore. I have to obey my elders you know. We are digging deeper tonight. Lmao

Badfinga:
You thought every decent mother was like your mother? Mumu

Update:
Your mother is such a LovePeddler. She couldn’t stop moaning and moaning and moaning last night. Lmao

Serial48:
So after 6years of illegal cohabitation and plenty of sex, Babe took me out last night and asked me to marry him. Guys i was too into the moment that i forgot to take pictures.

No such thing as illegal cohabiting. Congrats tho

Badfinga:
You can see how stupid you are. Am very sure your parents are not proud of you as a son. Because you happen to be a product from a leaked condom

I left the condom containing my sperm in your mother’s pussy. I’m coming to remove tonight and insert my dick in her pussy again. I’ll keep you posted bro.

It’s quite unfortunate. The West have been trying to cancel God but when Russia invaded Ukraine many of them started calling on God to rescue them. Don’t let nothing happen to you that’ll make you call on God who you claim not to believe in. Blessed are those who have not seen signs and wonders but believe. Even some scientists have to study parts of the Bible to aid their research. I haven’t been to church for years but what is certain is that God exists. I see God in everything. May God direct someone to you for your salvation.

KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Good day. My Pops is a Senior Pastor in one of the Pentecostal Churches in Nigeria and has devoted his life to Church.
Ironically I don't believe in God. Never been the religious type. I See no sense that in 2022 humans still live by a book written by someone in 18BC. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Pops wishes I were religious lyk him carrying some big story book (Bible) with me about Lol.
I'm too woke for those fairy tales Sorry.
Watch my Pops dedicate his whole life to someone's business (Church) as they seriously exploit him.
I've advised him Severally but he won't listen. I Can't be like him. I'm Smart, Handsome, Rich and Non-religious. And I Will remain so.

Oh really? My dick was in your mothers ass hole about same time. Very nice

Badfinga:
I was with your father last week, and he brought the subject for discussion. Ode

Osinbajo is using God’s name to lie. I don’t know whether he’s speaking as a fake pastor, a politician or both.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/God-made-me-VP-to-serve-Nigerians-as-President-Osinbajo

The most annoying thing is that its a very boring vehicle

uncleck:
A friend gave me the task of getting a Tokumbo Corolla for him and I have been on it for few weeks now. In this assignment I've come to realize that Corolla is now more expensive than the following vehicles:

Toyota Camry
Toyota Highlander
Acura MDX
Nissan Pathfinder
Honda Accord
Etc

It's just crazy!!! How can I pay over 3 million naira for a 2003 Corolla? How? I've told him I won't continue in the quest unless he makes another choice.

But why are people so in love with Corolla? I know that the car is strong and reliable, but it's definitely not the only strong and reliable car out there. When we were still in school, whether you scored 70% or 100%, it is "A". So if Toyota Corolla is good at 100%, there are still others that are good at 90%; both are good.

In place of Corolla, we still have Honda Civic, Mazda3, Hyundai Elantra, Kia Forte, Nissan Sentra, Camry, accord etc. They may not be as good as Corolla, but they are definitely not too bad. My opinion

Cool stuff

The West are the biggest ever purveyors of disinformation in history so I’m not surprised

See me see trouble ooo. Who told your father that I’m single? Please next time coin your caption appropriately

Badfinga:
It has been over two years since I attempted the relationship stuff. From my heart of heart, I think I no longer believe in love. When I see the opposite gender, I only think of having a nice time with them. So I concluded within me to remain single instead of hurting someone's feelings.
For clarification purpose, I no sleep with any girl ooo within this period . Hoping one day things will turn out for the better and I will love unconditionally again.

Na fear catch me realizing that cult members are in the force

Lucasmuyiwaa:
What happened was that my Dad collected a brand new iPhone I bought from me February last year all because some uncivilized people like him keeps telling him the phone I use is very expensive and said it’s used by yahoo boys and which my Dad hate the word YAHOO.

Though , I felt very sad wondering why he would collect a phone from a 27 years old Son.

I pleaded to him severally to please give me back the phone and I also sent some of his friends which they value each other to him to please help me beg him to return the phone but he keeps telling them he’s not gonna give me and instead get me a small phone that doesn’t browse so as to stop having internet access.

After many Months of using a small Android phone which is very uncomfortable for me and hoping I will gather some money and get a better phone for myself anytime soon.

I waited for some months but couldn’t afford a better phone cuz I don’t want to buy a very low budget phone since I’m addicted to smooth browsing on my IPhone.

Then I tried to find solution for myself by going to find the iPhone he seized in his room even though I don’t enter his room anyhow.

God so good i got into his room when everyone wasn’t aware and I found the phone where he kept it and took it.

I started having conscience on it and asking myself if I’ve messed up.

I came to Nairaland to ask what I should do maybe to return the phone or keep it with me.

I found out some people blamed me for invading his room and getting m my stuff.

Some people told me to return it and never do that again.

when I was going to return the phone I found out that the whole house are back and it’s not possible to go there that time.

I don’t know what to do because it was a luck that nobody was at home that day.

I reasoned to my self maybe I should go and deliver the phone to him myself fearing if he found out the phone is no more there the issue will escalate and will be too late.

The next morning I took the phone to him and told him I find it using a device on the phone with another phone to track it.

He was very annoyed and said what I did was bad with a very cool voice and gave me the phone back himself.

After few hours he called me and said he put some Saudi Money (Riyadh) in the carton he hide my phone and he couldn’t find the money there and asked me if I took it.

I sensed he was trying to tell me that in order to know what I did was bad.

I told him I didn’t take any money there and I honestly didn’t see any money there.

He let me leave and said he will try to find it very well later.

Then just today he called my married elder sister to come to our house and wanted to have a meeting with us cuz we are just two from our late mother.

From his speech he said he can’t be seeing me not working since I’m a graduate and I should find something doing.

He knew I was into exportation of Petrol to Cotonou before the work stopped due to border close down and too much customs officials on the road.

So he started insulting me I’m just being idle and don’t want to work because I’m getting money from yahoo because he returned my phone to me to have internet access.

I accepted all the insults he did to me and didn’t argue with him not until he said if I’m a good boy I won’t go into his room to take my phone and even take his money he kept there the other day.

I then knew he meant that word that I took his money again and which I didn’t even take or see.

Then he began raining insults on me and begin to lay emphasis on the money that I took my phone and his money.

At this point I was very mad and couldn’t hold myself from keeping silence and then I had to break it.

I told him I can take everything he do to me but accusing me wrongfully I will never take that with a mini voice and suddenly wanted to hit me which I run from him to escape.

On running through the steps, he suddenly grab the big stool in the sitting room and dropped it on my head which nearly hit me . (If that stool hit me I don’t know what will happen to me )

But I managed to escape and he started raining curses on me and insulting my late mother for giving him a son like me.

My sister was there too and all she kept saying was I’m very rude to disclaim the accusations and defending myself and she also start insulting me that how dare should I talk when he’s talking.

After few insults he gave me so he came downstairs and started insulting me again while I stand not too far from him.

He quickly picked up a very big stone and a big plank on the floor threw at me which if these two objects meet me I will still be bleeding by now.

He told me with anger that I’m a bastard and cursed me saying it will not better for me and we can never sleep together in the house today and he left and went out.

So my stepmother returned and I narrated everything to her and made her known I’m leaving the house to avoid unnecessary violence again because I’ve been planning to leave the house due to everyday arguments and his nags.

The stepmother told me not to leave the house and rather he will talk to him and calm him down and everything will be fine.

I already made my mind to leave the house and stay at the hotel for some days because my friend which I could go and stay with has traveled last week and said he will be back today.

I got to the hotel and booked the room and having some rests then I saw my stepmother call and she said I should come home and we need to talk.

I sensed maybe she was trying to set me up and I told her I’m at where I’m going to sleep tonight because I just don’t want to come home today.

She said I shouldn’t even think that way and promised me nothing is going to happen.

I believed her because she knows I respected her and I knows she likes me.

Then she told me to come home and sleep and assure me no violence will happen as she just need to talk to me privately which I don’t have idea what else she want to tell me .

Now should I go home or just sleep at the hotel and probably not going to go to that house again soon if I sleep at the hotel today ?

go home bro

In Biden’s administration to qualify for major public offices you don’t need merit…all you need is to be a popular or known black person, especially women, and/or align with LGTBQ+.

The devil is in the details.

This is beautiful but all animals belong in the wild. That’s why I prefer games reserves

fineboynl:
People who don't drink not to talk of being addicted to drink don't know what God has done for them.

It's difficult to save money or plan if you drink every night and hang out.

If you are a Hangout addict and drinks you will understand what I'm talking about with the current economy in the country.

I know how much I spend a night for normal paging even on a low key.

Thousands will just go like that before you knows it. Couple with all other bills to pay.

You’re broke that’s your problem. Cut your expenses according to your size.

Then they return to raping women and their hard drugs smh

Wike should never be president.

Can you imagine. In broad daylight patrolling in no hurry? There’s was a government and there is a government

Of course

NaijaCelebrity:
Bbnaija Lucy proudly showing off her gorgeous body thick thighs in sassy red undies.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CdIkSBKtNdM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Slay gini? She makes the swimming suit look bad you would think she wants to commit suicide by dress

I want her to have my kids

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

Hope she’s not getting sexual pleasure elsewhere? And you…how have you managed your own side? What’s crazy about your situation is that there has been a serious problem in your relationship and you still went ahead with engagement. You already know what to expect. Period!

Oracleforce:
A psychopath will not cease to behave like one...so.brutish and bestial in nature....
Let it be known to you that if you are looking for a pig like you to wrestle with in muddy water, I'm not in that category...

From now on...start posting your illogical and incoherent comments as you like...afterall, you are useless and have no time to do any meaningful in life but to spend you entire days and years on social media and naira land...

Keep posting your gibberish while your life keep wasting...
Nothing do you...idiot!/

Your cowardly attempt to escape this is already futile. You came at me first with your dull brain. Anyways your father is a bastard and your mother is a LovePeddler. Lmao lwkmd lol

He should be killed

Oracleforce:
A mentally-blindly will. not see anything good in others since he can decipher....

Your state governor that has all the resources to better your lot and the lots of your people, how far has it improve the life of people in your state..

Lmao… you see how foolish you are? You must have inherited your stupidity from your useless parents. You tried to spread disinformation and when asked to substantiate your claim you resorted to insults. You must be a dumb bastard.

Deputy1111:
Osinbajo was once acting president, and we knew how he changed everything for better. Osinbajo will be a good leader if voted for.

if I may ask…what are the ‘everything’ he changed for the better?