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Chiam55:
You heard naijaboiy vn

Yeah i did.. I know right

Truckpusher:
Come jack me commot for here na

In fact I go dey here till morning.

I know your plans.. you dey look for last blessings..

Your market nor go sell this night

Truckpusher:
You want to sleep with me?

Oya na, take excuse from cherr yice ,she's my manager.

Smh.. you're obsessed about cherry, deal with you.

Truckpusher:
Do I look like a comedian in your drunken eyes?

Even in my clear eyes you worst pass comedian..

Oya go sleep...

Truckpusher:
That's the problem with you.

Chasing after skirt doesn't mean going down on them.

Her name is not Patience - Her name is e go better

Trucky go sleep. Chaii you're a handful.

This is what fits you (comedy)

Chiam55:
Every Tuesday between 9 & 11 am. The other girls use to get the same. Just sick men in the world.

I can imagine..

Smh

ronald4lif:
I always wonder when most women says a fellow woman's voice is sexy. A guy will hardly know what a sexy man voice sounds like. Or is the some form of attraction or what?

It's just saying i find it sexy. .. just like saying a fellow woman is pretty and sexy.

Guys can say same if they want..

Chiam55:
I hate stalkers where I work. Just call and listen or talk nonsense just so I would talk. One freak would call every Tuesday and I could hear him waanking or he would put me on speaker and I could hear them having sex. Men and a woman's voice is something else.

really?

But your voice tho.. it's too sexzy for comfort

Truckpusher:
Na there you sef go fear your head na.

Warri boys are cray cray

Lmao. I tell ya.

Cray and fun to be with tho..

One of thier lines i liked then "e nor get as e be pass photo must jump"

Truckpusher:
Even free bite - Abi you wan carry am enter heaven?

Hahaha. Werey..

This just reminded me of some warri boys in my lodge back then in school..

They made me know pidgin has different types

See coded pidgin nau

Truckpusher:
But at all at all na winsh na.

How e be you na ? anything for the boys?

Lol. Nothing o..

Truckpusher:
I no put eye for army man salary o.

After all for inside taxi dem no fit know who be cripple until e reach to push motor.

You and your warri parables. Smh

Truckpusher:
Wetin dem dey run again?

I dey take enough to last me

But come o, Oby Ezekwesili go be like man on top bed o.

See the face na - Chai! the husband dun endure taya

Nothing pain man reach ugly woman .

You just dey sha console yourself. Ndo

Truck comot eye from soldier man salary

Na person wife,he likes her like that

Truckpusher:
But Deejavuu, all those people wey dey your profile dey make my head dey do tinitini.

You dey where you can't run things

I understand that feeling

Truckpusher:
See her mouth like obasanjo size 30 pant.

See your face cap like oby ezekwesili padded bra

Truckpusher:
Is this how you get fame?

Oya na - Lead me on and end up calling me honey for the rest of your life

Ok send the pm ist nau

Don't say i didn't warn you o

Truckpusher:
Yeso

Before you'll threaten to upload them.

Ehen?

Don't bother then because i will lead you on and expose everything afterwards

I need fame on here too

Truckpusher:
What do you mean ,by 'can't deal with'? Have I sent you a pm too?

Is that the question in vogue now?

Truckpusher:
Nne, you sef reason am na.

before woman begin lament like this, she dun give one freeloader free fucck dey expect marriage - Only for the guy man to come bone like say the thing na free.

So, person no fit just fucck free fucck commot again?

Women are just too selfish, na him make me kuku shocking my pipi - I no wan hear say truckie break my heart.

My belle ooo.. see your warri pidgin

You ehn! Can't deal mhen

Truckpusher:
Na who you give free fucck so?

Smh. When will you change?

Chiam55:
What we do isn't called farting we spray coco chanel

Tell him o..

The limited edition

Tallesty1:
Playing victim card








Not anymore.



Gone are the days when ladies cook like their mothers.

They now drink like their fathers.

AgapeCharis:
Bia, remember say promise and fail na sin o.

That is why i said i gatchu..

Chill this your ekp blood you never still drop am

AgapeCharis:
True that. Don't mind me.


[s]Ooh! It means Deejavuu farts carelessly??[/s]

What she'll have to tolerate with me isn't on the list. Maybe the laughing sometimes sha.

Ladies don't fart. Ask Chiam55 what we do

emusmith:
I trust you

AgapeCharis:
Gat wetin??

You

emusmith:
You go tell me oo

You say?

emusmith:
Other "badder" ones abi?

Your head is there

emusmith:
Oh dear! Farting?,

Just laughing..

What he has to put up isn't there. Trust me

AgapeCharis:



I just dey look you with one eye.

I gatchu

@number 12