 Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Determined To Remain One – Buhari by Deejay1000(m): 6:11pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
 if its a fvckin country they want y dnt u release dem and let their be peace... Btw y is it now that buhari is in power that Biafra suddenly wants to break away, by fire or by force.. . |
| Islam › Re: How Can I Stop Sleeping While In The Mosque? by Deejay1000(m): 3:34pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Assalamualaikum
it has also been hapenin to me too, the best thinq to do is
*change ur sitting position.
*use the tasbih by sayin astagfurlah.
* go out and wash ur face .
Ur sleepin may also be as a result of stress, lack of sleep xo relax well before goin to the mosque
juma'at mubarak |
| Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Control Attention In Public Places by Deejay1000(m): 10:59am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Na 2 put ma hand for pocket.
I rememberd in sec sch i was watchin mojo in the class whn they said all stand greet i could'nt stand up mehn |
| Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by Deejay1000(m): 10:29am On Nov 10, 2015 |
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| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Deejay1000(m): 12:42am On Nov 09, 2015 |
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| Education › Re: 20 Hilarious Grammars Of Patrick Obahiagbon And Their Meaning by Deejay1000(m): 2:42pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
englishmart:
yues canvintan shakata peoplur.. plus. Can you understand this even with an upgraded mind? eleyi gidi gon  |
| Career › Re: 5 Things You Need To Survive In The Real World As A Nigerian Graduate by Deejay1000(m): 2:59pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
God 1st b4 anyoda tin o
Thank you very much op for this 1daful piece, we nid more of these on FP |
| Romance › Re: Why You Don't Have A Girlfriend by Deejay1000(m): 2:12pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
I dnt hv any of those traits d op listed above bt am stil single
btw am kind of nice thouqh |
| Politics › Re: Names Of Ministerial Nominees In The Second Batch by Deejay1000(m): 12:28pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
INTROVERT:
okay
MEANWHILE ONLY FOUR SIX WOMEM NOW IN TOTAL.... How many were yhu expecting before   INTROVERT:
okay
MEANWHILE ONLY FOUR SIX WOMEM NOW IN TOTAL.... How many were yhu expecting before |
| Politics › Re: Names Of Ministerial Nominees In The Second Batch by Deejay1000(m): 12:25pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
190theclown:
See as thread full
smh Nigerians when would you people learn
ori ye okpe (ur head dey there)
watching saraki, buhari and ministers would not contribute a single kobo to your account
hes from my state, hes from south south BULLSHIT!!
Y'all should forget about these people 
They dont care about you lots
I keep saying this over and over yet none of you would listen
concentrate on your self employment, boss job where you are earning your 2kobo and forget all these thieves
Nigeria is a gone country - after appointing themselves as ministers they would go back to looting and you people would go back to
complaining.. its the same circle over and over
sighs!! I really dont know what's wrong with you people
THESE POLICITICIANS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU PEOPLE.. FACE YOUR LIVES AND FORGET ABOUT THEM
Hiaaaaaaan!! 190theclown:
See as thread full
smh Nigerians when would you people learn
watching saraki, buhari and ministers would not contribute a single kobo to your account
hes from my state, hes from south south BULLSHIT!!
Y'all should forget about these people
They dont care about you lots
I keep saying this over and over yet none of you would listen
concentrate on your self employment, boss job where you are earning your 2kobo and forget all these thieves
Nigeria is a gone country - after appointing themselves as ministers they would go back to looting and you people would go back to
complaining.. its the same circle over and over
sighs!! I really dont know what's wrong with you people
THESE POLICITICIANS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU PEOPLE.. FACE YOUR LIVES AND FORGET ABOUT THEM
Hiaaaaaaan!! |
| TV/Movies › Re: 8 TV Stations In Nigeria That Broadcast Annoying And Boring Programs by Deejay1000(m): 12:00pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Nice thread @op I have neva seen any worst station lyk NTA IDAH *spits angrily* xo boring and dry . Is better yhu jst sell ur t.v and buy radio |
| Romance › Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Deejay1000(m): 3:06pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Welcome to skul where there are more campus fellowships than a whole church.
welcome to skul where boys & girls are husbands & wifes bt be claiming holy-holy @ home. ;DWelcome to skul where there are more campus fellowships than a whole church.
welcome to skul where boys & girls are husbands & wifes bt be claiming holy-holy @ home. |
| Politics › Re: Update On Diepreye Alamieyeseigha’s Death by Deejay1000(m): 8:08pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: One Of The Worst Roads In Nigeria by Deejay1000(m): 7:02pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Well ! well !! well !!!
9ja which way na.. Bad road full this country no be smal btw dnt they hv a representative at the house who can raise this issue so dat it can be averted. |
| Literature › Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by Deejay1000(m): 2:48pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Pls onyiprince kum and kontinue ooooooooooooooo |
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| Sports › Re: Nigerians And Complains by Deejay1000(m): 9:30pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: What Realy Happens In The Morgue by Deejay1000(op): 10:21am On Aug 14, 2015 |
yatch360:
U mean True @ bolded. ?
At topic...well i guess there would be some intresting things to learn from morgue attendants yeah tnx for the correction.. Mortuary attendants are weird kind of pple |
| Health › What Realy Happens In The Morgue by Deejay1000(op): 8:33am On Aug 14, 2015 |
helo fellow ndlers i just have a question for y'all especially the health people (morgue attendant) *****
what realy happens in a mortuary? i've heard alot of tales about it that you must 3 times before entering the morgue, flogging dead bodies with cains etc.. Xo i just wanna know is it through all these things are real and others i dnt knw. ..
Thankz as i wait for your comments gud mrnin ... |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Deejay1000(m): 1:12pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
[quote author=ganasy post=36320576][/quote]Op na 2dae be 27th o.  |
| Sports › Re: What Ronaldinho Replied About Lionel Messi (screen Grab) by Deejay1000(m): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Segadem:
has Ronaldo qualified for the round of 16 in world cup? messi played to the final
Has Ronaldo ever compare with Pele or Maradona,but Messi is always compare with the greatest while ronaldo is been compare with players. ronaldo has gone to the semi final at the 2006 fifa world cup |
| Politics › Re: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by Deejay1000(m): 2:53pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
HungerBAD:
The first time i saw two men kissing was in London, specifically at the St James's Park on a cool summer day many years ago. I still remember the shock and revulsion i felt.
I stood transfixed, staring at them for about 5 Minutes and was just turning my head around like AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING this,and then it hit me, i was no longer in Africa and even if i had been living in the US, i was yet to see two men kiss. It was a cultural shock for me to see two men make out.
I hated gays.
Then one day in Church, at a bible study. Somebody asked the pastor that if the Church preaches a lot of things about repentance and acceptance,why then do they still find it hard to accept gays?the pastor's reply was an eye opener.
And then it hit me. Why do i exactly hate gays?they don't bother me, they sleep with each other,they marry each other,they pay their own bills,i don't even know them.
As i grow older, i have learned to be very tolerant of others. I have also learned to mind my business with how others handle their lives, that is why i do not judge married women/men when they cheat in their marriages, i am not in their marriage so don't know what lead to the infidelity.
While i do have my personal reservation about the gay thing, i have come to accept the fact that my feelings will not stop people from being gays, or stop them from loving each other. i have also come to accept the fact that no matter what, there will be others that will have sexual orientation that is different from mine.
In Nigeria, there have been instances where men have been caught making love to goats and chickens. Nairaland even carried some of those pictures.
So what am i saying?people should let other people live their lives the way they deem it fit. what you cannot correct, leave alone. u jst nailed it as much as i would have luvd to agree wit u bt |
| Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of President Buhari With Ezekwesili & A Little Girl by Deejay1000(m): 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
can i eva make front page in nairaland. can i eva make front page in nairaland. |
| Romance › Re: How To Know A Virgin Guy by Deejay1000(m): 10:19pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
christopheru:
HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY
1. He is Very Shy About Touching You
He asks for permission before touching your body... A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex reduces in men who have been intimate before. You cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.
2. He Dresses Awkwardly
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart ladies.
3. He Kisses Awkwardly
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..
4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through social media than face to face.
5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of intimacy on your part causing him to ejaculate quickly. Guys with experience can control themselves a lot better.
GOOD EVENING GUYS... u are so on point miss classy#u js |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Refugees Being Fed In Buckets And Trays by Deejay1000(m): 12:11pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
EgusiSoup:
So how does this affect the price of GARRI in wuse market! are u dat cold |
