₦airaland Forum

sexy74:
Please let’s be practicable in our advice, someone cannot come and tell you the conditions you operate in your house.
If she can’t fit in let her leave.

chenzen:
when she kills u I wont pour any liquor on ur grave, I will exhume ur remains and burn it. lol

chenzen:
when old time Nairalander are talking u keep quiet cos u only just got here. u re a kid when it comes to the forum. if I vex na I will add u up with the others I am about to deal with

chenzen:
I can pardon u mr deepfeel for being a good kid with good home training. but I wont spare those venomous vipers with cataclysmic monikers... I'm talking about Amatarasha, ubunja and MVPtesley.

Amatarasha:
goodnessme1 see how a grown up lies ...spits
.just swear wt the great fulani god ibnalla
.
Deepfeel bring fulani quaduranniqque book 4 him to swear already

chenzen:
look at you... u ve not even lasted six months on Nairaland and u re pouring cheap liquor on someone's grave. no wahala

Guestlander:
She is a lying little goat.

Amatarasha:
of course my servant

chenzen:
to my dismay it got to my notice through some dare devil amatarasha who announced that I av teleported to the afterlife while I m still amongst the likes of u living creatures.

the so called amatarasha was even boasting that she pulled a cracker sending me to the great beyond to join her ancestors who were once her boyfriends and sugar daddies, she slayed them all and does the shaku shaku dance on their graves. she thought I was one of such weak and porous men she can just take down easily like that.


let's assume she succeeded and was hoping I would join the rest as an 'ancestor'... but to her surprise I joined the league of 'Oracles' now she has to consult me to remember her Nairaland password because i just did a reset of her brains and she ll need to do the needful to get her life back.

Amatarasha:
Shut up ...goat and am seeing ur monikker in my dm ,
Dnt u av shame ,ok wait first
.dont u have pedigree

Amatarasha:
Spare ur advice my p.a ,
She hates d attitude of her people , not dia brown teeth ok

Amatarasha:
She hates yoruba 2 ,n curses tinubu day in day out ...wat do u expect frm a yoruba lady born n bred in Anambra

miltonchux:
MARTIAL BED.
My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MALE READER:
I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.
My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room. This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.
My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?
I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all. What should I do?

bizzibodi:
Hav u heard of Ene Lawani b4 d longest reigning miss nigeria...Make google yur frnd & cure yur ignorance.

Emaprince:
Plus they said " don't put all your eggs in one basket"..because one of them might end up being the husband. This is why your girlfriend will wake up one day and tell you that she is getting married. You start wondering when she got to know the suitor talk less of tieing the knot.

Amatarasha:
Hei ya my yoruba christian sister
Weeeeeps we are yoruba christians do you know my mum is a yoruba we are all in this togetherly forever
Be it as it may ,the jealousy ,hatred and envy on igbos is what is affecting us yorubas ,
The day igbos choose to go on hibernation like afamed( see immhotep!)thats when yorubas will wake up

Amatarasha:
Those who want RUGA in south West should say "AI"

Amatarasha:
I av a great urge to strangle you i swear...u ar damn lucky . If u ar near me ,i would av grab ur neck unawares ...

Amatarasha:
Such a brilliant answer ,i mean the last stanza of ur comment

Amatarasha:
Nope...wat is apple bot or anti-spem bot

Amatarasha:
Am nt lying dear!
Dats wat i said ,every1 knows deepfeel knows

Amatarasha:
Fvck you mr apple buttocks mouth . Mtchew

Amatarasha:
Do you really wanna argue wt me?
See i will teach u live u havent seen b4 ...

.sitdown my servant

Amatarasha:
Thats y i said forget it ,telling u about it will make me look like a stupid girl that i am

Amatarasha:
U arent death educator ..people like me who thinks about should stand and talk about death while u listen...ok

Who was asking u whether u can sacrifice for who u love ,? Maybe snatcha

Sacrifice is always done out of love
While suicide is heartbreAkingly selfish...

Lol you have no idea on how much I think about death I personally want to live only 70 to 80 yrs I won't want to go beyond that

But am telling you suicide is honorable to those who commit suicide, sacrifice is same thing cause if you take a bullet for who you love and die the person you died for will still be heart broken didn't merry and the followers of Jesus grieve over his death

Amatarasha:
Y didnt u ask me ,dis one am showering u wt enconuim ar u safe !
.u didnt
Not sensitive enough