₦airaland Forum

neolboy:
The rate at which our ladies keep hiding their age is alarming.


I may be forced to a go for an MRI scan on my future wife to avoid stories that touches after marriage

She's 18. Stop making a fuss already...

Rextizzle:
The day this stupid and nonsense boy try any nonsense with me or my posse, it's that day he will be gunned down like a goat.

Joke of the year

socialmediaman:
Let me summarize the electoral bill. 2015 election was a big step forward from previous elections. However, there were some loopholes observed which enabled people to exploit the process. 75% of places where these loopholes were observed were places where Buhari won election in 2015. NASS has decided to seal these loopholes so we can have better credible elections, but Buhari has refused, giving flimsy excuses. He intends to exploit these loopholes again to win re-election. This is crazy! Democracy is supposed to be about the choice of the people, not the wish of the politicians. Buhari is a threat to Nigeria’ Democracy!

Transparency International slammed Buhari’s government as being more corrupt than previous governments before him. Here’s the proof:

https://www.nairaland.com/4883004/transparency-international-shows-corruption-worse

How many eligible voters had the smart pvc then and how many has it now? I for one have a laminated provisional pvc and with elections fast approaching restricting voting to only smart card holders means I and a host of others can't vote who we want. I think this electoral bill issue now is just a charade by the opposition party seeing as they've been losing and will keep losing elections. Talking about Buhari winnig in 75% of states loopholes were recorded is just insane from a party well know for their recklessness with public funds and gross abuse of power. Like someone rightly said Buhari's frying pan is way better than Atiku's fire.
Matter of factly we can vote anyone else in apart from these two but that's not possible because it's about money and power...it's always been that way, now that APC has the power i don't see them losing out to PDP's monies

NigerDeltan:
sea of heads

Everybody get him own crowd na after counting of votes we dey always know winner...remember it's always been a close margin between pdp and apc so keep your arms crossed and watch the show go on.

Sai baba again and again.

MrMcJay:
Cobhams attended King's college and finished around 2002 or so. I don't know if he was bullied but Cobhams was a bully in KC. I guess the bullying he's referring to was before he came to KC.

However, the guy was a bastard cracko (very intelligent). While in KC, he went for an international competition and was adjudged the 4th most compassionate speaker in the world. Also, while in in Law Sch, Cobhams was signed by Sony Music.

Cobhams was a bully in KC and there's nothing KC boys do that he didn't do. However, he's still one of the shining examples of Kingsmen we have today.

Is Kings college a primary school??

Wire instruction

kenzysmith:
To my current girlfriend future husband n children I want to appologise to u sir , her pair of breast have be deflated drastically am so sorry sir

No dey reason say na only you dey touch am to make it that deflated...nuff men dey

blackright007:
Nah by force to go school

It's funny how all his failed courses were final year and departmental courses...i smell witch hunt

alsudan:
See their names, typical of them Afonjas. Good thing we don't have only them in the SW. Their votes will be inconsequential in the end.

You so wish

taylor88:
Teni my love for you is irreplaceable









Wish your voice matches your look








You the best

How does her voice not match her look??
Elenushipoti

awelekiti:
God bless Nigeria, amen. Let me quickly remind you of this...whether naira or dollar is shared in any election ( which our politicians always do, anyway), it still goes back to the circulation . It remains in Nigeria and spent in Nigeria by Nigerians. The only effect it could have is inflation, period...and that doesn't cause forex to be scarce rather , forex would experience what's called a glut. You have dollar, I have dollar and everybody has dollar. It would become surplus but in case of capital flight, everything is mopped up and taken back to their home countries by investors. Had those dollars you mentioned still remained amongst us, our naira wouldn't have been so weakened.

Thank God we all agreed on the fact that there are cabals so that points to the fact that there are very powerful people in the country almost more than the presidency who may even belong to the major opposition party that control the economy. What really irks me is that we all can't focus on making this country better we just want to vote in a party we voted out cause they didn't offer much for 16 years i don't see anyone actively campaigning for moghalu or many of the sensible others we just want a "magic" this said party can offer.
Even when you're building a house you don't just close your eyes and open it to it's completion, it takes steps and stages.

KwoiZabo:
He will keep lining the pockets of thugs (oluomo) with money and deceive the semi-enlightened ones with preserving Lagos for yoruba while robbing the region of critical infrastructure. How cam Ambode and Amosun be sidelined after all they did for their respective states. Very soon Rivers will overtake Lagos. They are catching up gradually.

Please what did Amosun do for Ogun state for crying out loud...have you seen his very useless pedestrian bridge?
I guess you'll say roads...like that's not what he was elected for: to build the state. Please let him shift abeg

Auxtin85:
All you evil supporters are gonna be enslaved for another 4yrs should you re-elect that bad news called Buhari

Very well then you non-evil supporters why not try to vote him out...

iammo:
Okoro hairy chest beating statistics not verified by NBS or Forbes, however forbes list shows richest male 1-5 Hausa and Yoruba (dangote, adenuga, otedola) richest female black person (alakija) no one visit your region to confirm

Lol na blood money from strong dibia wey full every corner

awelekiti:
he's right. Atemi atidile mi, atiku lamaa dibo fun.

Very infinitesimal votes

awelekiti:
baba ni mo dibo fun.Only God can bear me witness on that. But I deeply regretted doing so. You wont understand. I'm a business man so I understand better. Im not a politician. But whatever decision we take in any election would affect the economy, positively or otherwise. In 2015, we wanted to pay one of our manufacturers in euro. That was early 2015. Before I knew it, exchange rate of 245 naira to 1 euro had jumped to 450 naira to 1 euro. Many of my colleagues had laid off their staff due to the economic woes unleashed on us by buhari and his bad economic policy . Some myopic people said Jonathan and his people looted Nigeria into recession and some gullible minds stayed glued to that bunch of lies. Corruption became the order of the day under the, agreed . But the situation we are in today wasnt brought about by corruotion . Theres always corruption in every govt in Nigeria. Even in this govt, there's massive corruptiom going on. What happened after gej handed over was called a capital flight. The momemt buhari won election, many investors took their dollars and euro away because they lost trust in his govt. Foreign airlines left. I remember Delta airline very well.

Abeg don't feed us we can feed ourselves, no matter what you say the dollar change was caused by jonathan's administration they were busy spending dollars like naira, so someone that looted money in dollars tell me if they're not happy about the hike in exchange rate. Let's not talk about whatever we assume please. The same investors you claim left with their monies is still politically motivated to frustrate the new government...but what do i know. Whatever is the outcome of the elections life goes on, it would just be funny if PDP do y'all like they always do...loot the treasury dry.
Nobody is talking about the genius of the TSA and how there's such a huge difference in what is being remitted to the government by the likes of JAMB but no na dollar wey una spoil una still de use campaign.
God bless Nigeria.

kahal29:
National leader of APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu has restated the support of South West for President Muhammadu Buhari.

He spoke after the swearing in of Chief Gboyega Oyetola as the new governor of Osun State.

“We are solidly behind President Buhari. No shaking. We are not going back to the past years of greed.

“There is no room for any other party in the South West,

” Tinubu stated adding that if the PDP government laid a good foundation, there would have been no need for the rebuilding programmes by the Buhari administration.

He saluted the new governor and urged him to build on the achievements of his predecessor.

http://thenationonlineng.net/we-are-solidly-behind-buharisays-tinubu/

Ododo oro...translated as true talk!!

Dnevasaynevaguy:


These men are made oh.
So,after 3 years of draging him up and down,paying for lawyers and what have you,he still has waayyy much more than 400m in his account.
Choiiii,these men money haf looong finish!

Our commonwealth. So many people like him are out there untouchable but these scapegoats like him ehn...zero mercy will be shown. #pmb forever

dermmy:
Then take them to IDP camp you and your family will be fed there

Or send your kids to govt schools they'll at least have lunch. Stupid man

everlymoore86:
So throughout he didn' give the wife money to save.

All na lamba

itzprezy:
How will Aisha buhari named be linked with govt.when the husband bubu said she belongs to za kitchen and za oza room

Which is true in any African setting. But the husband just made that as a joke we all know she does way more than that people just love shifting from the main point and focusing on trivial matters.
This is not an argument so i agree with whatever anyone has to say. The end will justify the means.

obembet:
Sometimes I wonder if those guys supporting APC/Jubil are real Nigerian sha

The same way i wonder how sane and well meaning Nigerians would be so blind to the works and legacies of the current government.
Tell me one bad thing that's happening now that wasn't happening in the old Nigeria and match that with all the good things this government effected if the good doesn't outweigh the bad...but NO we like to talk about the bad things. Shior if you like vote the man out, as you lay your bed so shall you lie on it.
You're so quick to forget how actively mama peace was involved in looting and a lot of bad things...how many times has Aisha Buhari's name been linked with anything in this government let alone looting??

Bwalito:
I was in Jos for a business trip and my cousin invited me to her banker colleague wedding both the wedding and reception took place in the same venue and was so cute. But something caught my attention among the grooms men. He was different from the others and have about four bodyguard from a distance you can hardly noticed until you try approaching him. I heard he is an upcoming Nigerian musician base in South Africa. While the other friends are spraying 100 naira notes he was spraying 1000

Make e gather the 1000's buy better rayban, this one na plastic

Bwalito:
I was in Jos for a business trip and my cousin invited me to her banker colleague wedding both the wedding and reception took place in the same venue and was so cute. But something caught my attention among the grooms men. He was different from the others and have about four bodyguard from a distance you can hardly noticed until you try approaching him. I heard he is an upcoming Nigerian musician base in South Africa. While the other friends are spraying 100 naira notes he was spraying 1000 as if it was nothing to him. See his pictures below has anyone evver heard of him and what is his stage name

Ugly hair

NwaAmaikpe:
It is an insult to that car to have an owner like this joke.

How much do you think the car is worth??
Smh most people don't know the value of cars and I'm sure it's like 3rd or 4th hand... I'm not hating on the dude please don't come for me

BrownChima212:
Over 100 soldiers actually died. They only misrepresented the story with alien images oga.

And this is suitable for party propaganda or what? Nigerian lives...

xcelentattitude:
Why should someone start what he cannot finish?

Na today? Make their various local govts or labdlord associations figure that one out, but i have a feeling he would try to do this right.

Auladimeji1:
If You dont fish out the mole in the Nigeria army you guys will continue to die.That's The fact

Now this is a comment bereft of any bias. Kudos!

xcelentattitude:
I hope it's not for pictures

And even if its not, where is the power?

Is it not better to share mikano generator instead

To use light you need to pay, to use generator you need to buy fuel. You see, no difference

You would have made a point but you obviously have no serious point to honestly make. The only thing that raises eyebrows here is who will take care of connecting and wiring the said transformers to the grid to light up the areas, that actually costs loads of money and may see several of these transformers not getting past this stage of the commissioning and distribution.

Ra88:
Trying to pacify the people after stealing them blind. Nigeria is worse than hell.

See dem very quick to judge lol...it's just unfortunate he was setup, every politician since time immemorial enjoys kickbacks. Even ordinary company award you contract e get who u go sort so you go dey see steady contracts so why make such a big deal out of it.
If he's unseated in the next election and still isn't brought to book then y'all can start wilding but right now, let a man enjoy his immunity abeg and stop playing saints yourselves.

You that posted this can you say in all honesty that you would award multimillion $$ contracts as a man in power and you won't try to enjoy kickbacks??

Ehiscotch:
Op, your grammar is as poor as Rochas' state of health.

The bodyguard on the right looks like an old version of Tekno.

Or i go dye

Nwogeh:
Reno has replied one of his followers that said he is using Europe as a hideout.... see how people reacted.

Sincerely speaking, apart from being savage his response made no sense at all. So he's comparing himself to buhari who was sick, is Reno receiving treatment for some ailment we don't know? I wish we would all see these people for the fraud they are...if the other party was in power i bet he would be somewhere in Nigeria chopping life but now he's somewhere in Europe typing rubbish.