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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Shares Native Look On Set (photo) by deepwater(f): 8:21pm On Oct 07, 2017

oh! Really, she aint 16 today huh

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Crime › Re: Man Killed For Stealing A Tuber Of Yam In Enugu by deepwater(f): 8:16pm On Oct 07, 2017

For people to beat a man to death because of a tuber of yam? It is just only anger and frustration that has caused this. This is very bad and not acceptable at all.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor Poured Liquid In My Private Part"; Woman Injured After Deliverance. PICS by deepwater(f): 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2017

Poor woman
Go to the hospital
You will be cured

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Crime › Re: Police Commissioner Gives N1m To Man Who Helped In Rearrest Of Ritualist Ifeanyi by deepwater(f): 1:32pm On Oct 07, 2017

Power of social media
He got what he wanted

Business › Re: How To Apply For A Tax Identification Number (TIN) In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 1:32pm On Oct 07, 2017

Did national ID card since 2014
E never come out.
TIN ko. Kpangolo ni.

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Family › Re: Benue Woman Marries Pregnant Lady To Bear Children For Late Son by deepwater(f): 11:48am On Oct 07, 2017

After reading all comments above, i can truly say most Nairalanders are Lagos borne people.

There is nothing strange in this at all.

As a matter of fact, she is allowed to get pregnant from any one, the funny thing is that the child always come out with a striking resemblance of the true father, so if you visit her, chop and clean mouth. If e hook for your hand, when them born the pikin, na you e go resemble. You will have to explain to your wife WTF happened

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Business › Re: Access Bank, Remita Introduce Salary Advance Scheme by deepwater(f): 7:55am On Oct 07, 2017

Lol
Salary advance
Job itself not secured angry

Car Talk › Re: Production Of Castrol Automotive Engine Oil Commences In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 7:36am On Oct 07, 2017

Good

Business › Re: Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha Leaves Asians Scrambling For Money by deepwater(f): 9:55pm On Oct 06, 2017

Ezenwata

TV/Movies › Re: TSTV Decoder Picture by deepwater(f): 11:58am On Oct 06, 2017

Kai

This one go melt o

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Webmasters › Re: Why We Shut Down Efritin.com In Nigeria – CEO, Nils Hammer by deepwater(f): 9:06am On Oct 06, 2017

idu1:
Don't blame anyone for their failure.

They just fail because they got it wrong somewhere the CEO is not telling us. Olx, jiji who most people consider to be dubious are still there.

Businesses fails, people fails.

My oga, the policies by this government is not business friendly at all. If you run any at the moment, you would understand me much more

Career › Re: Today's Salary Vs Cost Of Living (Photo) by deepwater(f): 8:15am On Oct 06, 2017

lol

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye 'Mr P' And 'Empire' Seal A Deal (Photos) by deepwater(f): 7:55am On Oct 06, 2017

lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Turn Your Internship Into A Full Time Job by deepwater(f): 7:52am On Oct 06, 2017

Before you do all these, make sure you get a placement in place you may like to build a career

Politics › Re: Fayose Ties Wrapper To Present Car Keys To Best Teachers In Ekiti by deepwater(f): 7:51am On Oct 06, 2017

lol

Business › Re: WHO Rejects Cigarette Manufacturer’s $960m Anti-smoking Foundation by deepwater(f): 7:43am On Oct 06, 2017

Irony of life.

Truth is that the western world is not driven by money. Unlike the other side undecided

Lai Mohammed would have given reasons how the FG would DIE if they had refused this money.

Funny truth is that those who defend the wicked government in the open, do not break the real bread , they go home broke with crumbs to keep them alive till the next defense sentence is to be scribbled on the internet

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Business › Re: Equity Market Extends Uptrend, Gain 1.17% Today by deepwater(f): 7:42am On Oct 06, 2017

kai

Business › Re: Guinness Nigeria’s $126 MlNaira Share Sale Oversubscribed by deepwater(f): 7:37am On Oct 06, 2017

tripleY:
The company had been seeking to raise funds to strengthen its balance sheet after it posted its first annual loss in 30 years in the 12 months to June 2016.
SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/guinness-nigerias-126-mln-share-sale-oversubscribed/

BUHARI show people ehn, so tail they stop to de buy stout grin

Life with burahi is bitter already, why drink stout again? undecided

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Webmasters › Re: Why We Shut Down Efritin.com In Nigeria – CEO, Nils Hammer by deepwater(f): 7:31am On Oct 06, 2017

kai
Apparently, there is no keke or danfo in Lagos without that their white efiritin sticker at the back undecided

Truly, this administration has never been a friend to business angry

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Politics › Re: Kachikwu's Letter On Corruption In NNPC: SERAP Asks Buhari To Suspend Baru by deepwater(f): 2:15pm On Oct 05, 2017

The minister of petroleum himself should be suspended

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Politics › Re: NNPC: 5 Damaging Things Kachikwu Revealed In His Letter To Buhari by deepwater(f): 10:04pm On Oct 04, 2017

Holyfield1:
Yes, misrepresentation.... I understand everything but about handling my application... How I wish that was possible.. My uncle wouldn't even allow me as he's got lots of records of VISA approval.. Especially students and close family friends i know who applied through him.... I'm being positive for now albeit processing my admission here

Politics › Re: NNPC: 5 Damaging Things Kachikwu Revealed In His Letter To Buhari by deepwater(f): 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2017*

Why are they blaming Baru, he used the money to buy us off recession na grin

Was it not about same amount they said took us into recession?

Awon oshi

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Business › Re: GTB Banking System Down All Day, Customers Suffer by deepwater(f): 9:50pm On Oct 04, 2017

Lol

Music/Radio › Re: "One Corner": The Crazy Dance In Ghana (Video) by deepwater(f): 9:43pm On Oct 04, 2017

Lol

Exactly how omenka was dancing last night immediately September alert from BMC entered his phone.

grin

Bolustical so sorry you couldn't dance like this, after all your post on NAIRALAND, you still didn't make the BMC list. You forgot they use quota system there, you think say na merit huh

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 3 World Leaders Who Actually Had Body Doubles by deepwater(f): 11:31am On Oct 04, 2017

Buhari has body double and body odour

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Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Slams Patience Jonathan: "EFCC Only Attracted To Thieves" by deepwater(f): 10:39am On Oct 04, 2017

Lol

Business › Re: Brent Crude Oil Plunges To $55 A Barrel Amid Rising Production by deepwater(f): 8:29am On Oct 04, 2017

Lol

Car Talk › Re: Nissan Unveils Sweat Detector Cars That Tell Motorists When To Drink Water(pics) by deepwater(f): 7:07am On Oct 04, 2017

The detector would over work in Lagos traffic

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Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Shared Photo Of Tagbo Who Alleged Died In Davido Car Last Night by deepwater(f): 6:55am On Oct 04, 2017

David Tqgbo fall on you!!!

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 6:55am On Oct 04, 2017

dotcomnamename:
Don't mind them O!. I'm sick and tired of exposing those bankers when it comes to Treasury Bills. The moment they hear you want to invest your money into Treasury Bills they start hating you, they just hate that because thats where they will also invest your money into.

Just walk in to your bank and insist you want to invest your money in Treasury Bills, period! . Pretend as if you know much about it and you know what you but you don't just want to talk too much but all you want is Treasury Bills application form. Chikena!

S/he does not need to pretend grin

If only time can be taken to read this thread completely, one would walk Into any financial institution as if you have a Degree in Treasury Bills grin

It has been broken down here completely, but truth is that people no longer read any more.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by deepwater(f): 6:36am On Oct 04, 2017

veekkkiiiii:
OK i'm low key freaking out. I did my tmi in Lagos on the 22nd of August no regret mail or anything since and iz like everybody has opened accounts sha. Pls is anybody in my shoes, also any advice?

Have you been called, yet?
If yes, bigger you!

If no, keep your heads up and apply again, don't sweat it, or await another interview if you had a First Class and someone needed to be double sure.

I know peeps who got into the pause mood after interviewing with that person that interviewed you.

Let's don't mention names, that's how s/he rolls

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by deepwater(f): 6:26am On Oct 04, 2017

iyaegin:
i said this before and am saying it again because sincerely i think some prospective applicants assume this access bank hire is some joke.

Guys stop complaining about this account opening.

Access has been using this method of making payments to 10 accounts for over 3 years don't know why people come and be commenting here like they never heard of it before now, well if you did not then you do not deserve to work with them cos your homework is not complete.

yes it can be very discouraging when people disappoint but always have a Plan B or Plan C sef just to safeguard yourself.

To those who have started the race, all the best.

Hi son,

Do not give up, it is not a joke.
It proves a point rather, it is the beginning of being that access warrior you want to be.

Make up your mind, it is like that already and would never stop. Your targets increases as you go by, now and after so long you want to be an access warrior.

I have seen people with target enough to consolidate a bank, but it comes with it gains too.

To succeed you may have to start thinking out if the box, start a different approach than asking folks to raise the required funds because truly it would be hard after now on that same approach when your target grows except you have folks with supper stash to fund you.

Way out? You need to network, go to their HQ and branches, meet with their marketers, buy the damm account from them, they are peeps who have exceeded their targets already and would sell to you an account for free self.

Think without the box, you really don't need it.

Cheers

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