₦airaland Forum

policy12:
Imagine lemonade on those boobs, slipping down like rivers on a hill to the root of the rock, imagine the two boobs pointing to u with a fist u cannot dodge...

Just imagine what ur tongue can do on those fleshy skin with a soft touch.

After all these, when you land for chemist and they tell you ordinary Azithromycin antibiotic 1g is #3,900
your eye go clear
dey there dey lick with your tongue

truth be told, she has nothing to offer except some fair skin and ability to degrade the female gender to a sex slave...

guys keep your daughters off the pole!

she is nothing but a mere stripper, dont be surprised she strips for just #7,500 somewhere at apapa, after all nobody knows her off social media

Lol

This girl go like hard work oooo

ashkenking:
Have got all ur specifications, incase of thuder storm an stormy weather av got d agility ti withstand that..

Come on get out from my mention
You no get respect.?

ashkenking:
Can anyone interprete Dis for me

get a seasoned sailor to interpret that to you.

Just mere coincidence nothing more to that.

What did I just say

Lol

KOPT55:
Damn!

You advised I stick to that few minutes ago on another thread

KOPT55:
Aww Deepwater! Thanks. I sent you a PM.

but the calender and dairy is filled with lip sticks and eye liners ooo

KOPT55:
Please, I am in dire need of 2017 calendar.

If you're around Ikeja, Alimoso, Ogba, Egbeda, Igando and environs and you have a 2017 calendar that you can give out, please get in touch with me and help out. Thank you.

I have a calendar and a dairy for 2017
Was over produced in my company

Thank God.


Here comes the doctors without borders, giving Nigerians soothing inoculations and pills to ease their fears of an impeding e-war.

We would not have have engaged you guys.
We do not have the arsenals

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

sometime i wonder if it was the media pressure that added one more year to her age.

It is like her 17th birthday came after series of online complain about her being 16 for ever.

little one, 16 or 17 use your time well, do not go astray, men are not interested in your no make up or make up pictures neither are they interested in your age.

They just want to smash your little kpekus, register their names and when its old they come back to shine the remaining kongo!!!

Be wise, choose well.
Goodluck

So you mean no Yoruba man has ever been celebrated by google

It must be hard being a Yoruba man today.

My chest!!!

Lawd acant take eet enimore

Fellow Nigerians retreat, retreat, astern, pedal astern
Take cover
Do not engaged these guys in any war, they will out gun us all, omo see missile even when the war has not started yet, the skies of Nairaland has been lit up with such missile and Akara bomb (one even said His title has changed to Oga now)

9 Juliet Alpha
This is delta echo echo paper whisky alpha tango echo Romeo
Come in

9 Juliet Alpha how do you copy?

I repeat, retreat! Retreat! These guys are over board.
Fasten all hatches and close all emergency exits
Don your life jackets, engage all life saving appliances and brace up for impact.

This is a rouge wave!!!

How do you copy?

This is not a DRILL WITH KENYAS

Over and out

Enoma222:
we Nigerians are ready for dem too stupid south Africans na nigerian make zuma corrupt so wht their stupid problem

I am sorry, with those lines above, we are far from being ready. When I see readiness, I know one.

critic9ja:
girl Yi Sha, hian! wetin Na? your specifications are too much. please kindly consider my sturdy 200mm long, 3bar nozzle. it's has high penetrating force you'd love. prompt response anticipated. thanks in advance.

Sorry penetrating force is out dated by the IMO, hence no consideration to any direct shaft or conventional vessel here. maneuverability is key here, you must be azimuth propelled.

Humbly advise you get retrofitted to azimuth, you may be luck to use them on shallow waters but Never on deepwater as I would NEVER accept your retrofitted vessel, I take in only PURPOSE built vessels.

lol

NwaAmaikpe:


Abacha (Nsisa) and Ugba.

But as an 042 brought-up, I must rep my ogbe Trans-Ekulu.

So I go with Okpa di oku!!

OKPA saving lives since time Imo river
042 is not just a dial code, it is a way of life!!!

From trans ekuleku via tans amadi to tran nmu muo.
I remain so whosky
That very cheifo vibrating from awareness arena
Ilya Tawinji
Baba walk and never stumble

critic9ja:
which one be deepwaters again? nothing wey person no go see for nairaland. can I check how deep the water is?

Do you have double azimuth cpp propellers c/w bow and tunnel thrusters?
Is your summer draft above 5m (@ minimum) when fully loaded?
are you DP2, 3 gryos aligned and DGPS activated with endurance of 35 days?
If No,
stay clear, do not sail ahead
You will drown, this is deepwater region
You have been warned

FearlessDapsin:
you are selectively blind?

How do you know my tribe? Now i know who is truly blind

dannytoe:
One of buhar's prime projects, to be commission by him in 2019

Except he want to commission a land reclamation site
Wake up bro

Same way AMBODE said he will commission Lagos - Badagry Expressway by Dec 31st 2016.
Till next year CCECC never figure out how to finish ALAKIJA bridge self

Travel and see

Bolustical:
Watch out as some people who want to leave Nigeria jostle for a job in a refinery owned by the so much hated Aboki and situated in a brown roof Republic.

Hypos!

As I type this, you mates and people younger than you from different part of Nigeria are presently undergoing training in India, in fact they are having lunch right now.

These set of people would come back to start up and commission that complex, as pioneers on the indigenous side, they would surely replace the expats with time based on Nigerian Content and run shows completely. What it means is that in few years to come they would be at the top and surely say, "Yes, we used our youthful age well",

I am sad that you are here throwing tantrums up and down, how would you say you used your youthful age? Opening monikers up and down to hate on the Igbo people? Is this an achievement of some sort of comfort? You better sit down and ask your self some questions, even Dangote himself has more people outside the north in the present training, you that has not fed a dog is taking about taking sides.

My brother oshe aro Monday, be very careful

neoOduduwa:
And if you don't give them the jobs, they'll cry about being mageena-riced!

Go figure out, they are already in India.....
They got the job
You can not do without them
Now go hug transformer
Cry cry baby

modelmike7:
I can't wait for the fulltime start up.

Just a little more time, full time start up is 2021 forget any other time frame you have read about, OP has no idea about what he posted

WinningSun:
aunty your people are arrogant bas,tard. if they were to be the owner. the whole thread will be filled with we own lagos meanwhile the total lot of land allocated to your bastrd brother is not up to the refinery land.

Winning sun, how do you know where I am from and as well my bros and sis.

Winningsun, you are my bro OK.
But surely, you are not a b.stard, I rebuke every negativity in your life, you must win and rise like the sun that you are.

Go well dear winningsun

The prof na real OG!

He asked HOW?


Oboy explain HOW? your sweetheart was of any inspiration to you.

Prof didnt counter you claims, he simply asked HOW?

ekems2020:
The difference is not far fetched for in comparative terms they are almost the same. Can I say it is like Calling Mass Communication In AKSU Communication Arts in UNIUYO?

Maybe...

u wrong as hell
Stop sounding so uninformed
Discuss issues you have knowledge about

Nonybb:
They are not the same but in final year they start looking somehow similar. And from my observation whilst at the university when looking at the courses of Chemistry engineers, I found out that they stole some of the courses in Industrial chemistry and renamed it. Industrial chemistry studies a course called solvent extraction in analytical chemistry, Environmental chemistry and even on coordination chemistry but chemical engineering department took it and named just a singular course called "solvent extraction".

Funny,
In my school days, it was all discussed as a chapter of a unit course

teni4larmi:
Being an industrial chemist,I would like to seek the Opinion of public on "the distinguishable characteristics between industrial chemistry as a field of study and chemical engineering",which one of the two fields has better chance of being employed when it comes to job hunting,can they substitute each other in the industry.

OP STOP THIS ORANGE AND MANGO COMPARISON
First thing first, they are not in the same faculty,

The discipline ‘chemical engineering’ is often used to describe a really broad area of engineering. It’s hardly surprising then that chemical engineers are known as ‘universal engineers’. At the most basic level a chemical engineer is involved in transforming one thing into another – just like a magician!
On a grand scale, a chemical engineer is an ‘enabler’; someone who makes things happen efficiently on a massive, industrial manufacturing scale. They aim to get the best results at the least cost and with the lowest impact on the environment possible.

As Alan S. Foust would say; Chemical engineering is that branch of engineering concerned with the principles of chemistry, biology, physics, math and economics to solve problems that involve the production or use of chemicals, fuel, drugs, food and many other products and as well by products.

OP do you know that in a design team of engineers, every other discipline listens to what the ChEngr. has to say, yes he designed the modaforking plant and processes there in

Chemical engineers lead, others follow.

I would not discuss indu chem, i dont know them

NwaAmaikpe:


The truth be told;
This car is not befitting of a customized number plate.
The car is not even befitting for a mom.
I'd have preferred he let his mom keep using keke till he can afford to buy her something more decent like a Rolls Royce.

Well....white car for a white garment mom.


Probably from the proceeds of him seeking redress through legal action on Snapchat for leaking his masturbation video.

Oga boss

The boss is back

Is this an endorsement??



The voice of the people is the voice of god

Yungwealth:
common yes or no u no fit ansa ....
u re saying God forbid am sure u re still a jambite or pre-degree student ...see mouth like fish own

I actually meant god forbid you on my mention.
Don't try it again
Never in your life mention/quote my moniker

mfm04622:
Sorry, am not aware of that. What I know is Intel provides pilotage services for ships coming into Nigeria. That is what am referring to. Charging dollars for customers inside Nigeria is wrong

That's about 1% of their activities in Nigeria
Last time I checked, even up to security personnel to man your office space gate at federal Ocean Terminal Onne, INTELS must be the one to provide that service for you and you pay duly for it, Intels killed lotes of companies in Nigeria. Even up to generator and diesel Intels must Bethe one to provide it so long you are with their premises.
what about the cranes? Guy leave this matter

pato255:
deep water, are you a great ife student? just idle curiosity.

God forbid