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PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Releases Impounded Vehicles To Their Owners by deepwater(f): 8:50pm On Mar 07, 2023
babydioku:
Wicked people
Seun won't let u modify the heading of a front page thread.
PoliticsRe: The Internet Never Forgets: Gbadebo Vivour Accused Of Insulting Pastor Adeboye by deepwater(f): 2:41pm On Mar 07, 2023
seunmsg:
I have nothing against the Rhodes Vivour kid but his anti Yoruba comments are very disturbing. I’ve seen some of his comments calling Yorubas “Afonja”. He really needs to come out and disavow some of his previous social media comments.
Go and die
Being jobless does not mean u should not have sense!
PoliticsRe: PDP Supporters Protest In Abuja Against February 25th Presidential Election by deepwater(f): 4:09pm On Mar 06, 2023
GOTVee:
sad As a Born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i would like to appeal to Mr Peter Obi and Atiku to call their supporters to order. I condemn Violence and incitement in any form. We have no other country but Nigeria. Let's not burn down our country because of Elections that will still re-occur in 4yrs time. It's shameful that most religious leaders especially the Christian ones who are supposed to douse the tension in the land are all Partisan. The Muslim leaders led by the sultan appealed for calm and urged everyone to accept the result as the will of God while Pastors are inciting the masses. If we are not careful, this Obidient movement will soon metamorphose into a wild terrorist group sad
You are not a Christian
U are a failed Islamic goat.
A second class, lower cadre Muslim
An inferior Muslim who is not allowed to lead prayers in a mosque were the real Muslim are present.
FamilyRe: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by deepwater(f): 8:36pm On Mar 04, 2023
LilMissFavvy:
If she is not the type of woman you would like to marry, then why are you still wasting her time/emotions? This lady might even be above 30yrs, but still allows men waste her time? You told her you will be coming back to find a wife, yet she is still glued to you. So she cannot ask herself if she isn't good enough for a wife, then end the friendship? She has a low self-esteem. You need to help her out, by ending that closeness, why should you be calling her daily if you don't want her?

Tell her you have found a wife then end the friendship or at least reduce how you call each other. I am wondering what she really did wrong that disqualifies her to be your wife. Or If she hasn't changed for the better. You made her lose a marital opportunity in the past, allow her to be focused at this time of her life.
Hear it from the LovePeddler directly
She is asking what a cheat actually did wrong?

Whores sees nothing in cheating

OP u need a red pill crash course
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by deepwater(f): 8:26pm On Mar 04, 2023
Offpoint1:
Look at dunce I shared country with...

If I investigate properly I'll find out "this thing" is youth.
Actually a failed youth

He failed his pharmacy examinations, went into writing where he met a 2nd degree failure

After then, to console his lost soul, he pretends to be giving free gifts online to trick his mind that he still has a purpose on earth. When he should be far gone!

All he does is to lick a.s.s all day everyday!!!

That is who the thing (FreeStuffsNG) truly is.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by deepwater(f): 8:19pm On Mar 04, 2023
davodyguy:
NYSC is a federal government scheme and Corps members are under the federal government.

No state arm has such powers to make any demand of them.

Constitutionally it is wrong.

The DG of NYSC needs to be informed ASAP
Neighbourhood corps is a lagos thing different from nysc
However it still makes no sense to demand thier pvc
PoliticsRe: Onikan General Hospital Lagos Asks Staff To Bring Their PVCs To Work - Onyeche by deepwater(f): 3:55pm On Mar 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
How is bringing your PVC to work an issue?Which law is broken? You were given days off for that single purpose to collect your PVC yet you do not want to show the PVC to your employer when you claimed to have collected it during the days off work LASG gave you. Those days you took as off days to collect PVC were paid for with my tax so LASG should affirm it was well used!If you took those days off yet have no PVC then you will answer query and refund those days off to LASG

When the endtime fake prophecies religious charlatans all over Igboland were asking their pumped up hate-filled bigoted members to bring their PVCs to 'audit' the votes for lp in their gathering, the lp mob were hailing them. https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/06/27/anambra-cleric-declares-operation-show-your-pvc-in-church/

So how is that of Onikan now different? If you like do not show your PVC, it is between you and your management. O ti ri işe imi ni ile epo niyen.

For how long shall we have socially irresponsible citizens? Show your PVC then go to your PU and vote.

The PVC collcted was about 7m but only about 1m voted. That is because institutions did not complement the effort of INEC.

Congrats to my President-Elect Asiwaju Tinubu.
check my signature for free stuffs!
It's a secret ballot system in Nigeria for now.
No one even your employer should interfere with your secret ballot, they have no right to demand your PVC from u!.

If the hospital doesn't have a data base of where its staff stays or address then it should be shut down as it doesn't care for its workers already.

By the way, elections are conducted by Inec. Inec would resolve any challenge wiyh voting. the hospital has no right to resolve any voting challenge so the excuse is very lame like your president.

I thought u were educated now I see while you failed as a pharmacist. Go to onitsha and learn chemist work. You have failed in life already!

Apc didn't Improve ur life in the last 8 years! U want to run to canada but u don't have an experience as a pharmacist because u failed In life. Loose ur life instead don't bring others along your failure
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Slaps Tinubu In Oshodi-Isolo LGA By 50k To 27k by deepwater(f): 4:00am On Feb 27, 2023
A resounding slap it is!
PoliticsRe: If You No Wan Vote For APC Go Your House - Thug Threatens Voters In Lagos (vide by deepwater(f): 4:08pm On Feb 25, 2023
Wiseandtrue:
I thought the Nigerian Army entered Lagos in truckshuh

Why are these nuisance not hearing from themhuh
The Nigerian army came for the violence post election.
Not for the election day itself
CelebritiesRe: Child Pornography: R. Kelly Sentenced To 20 Years In Prison by deepwater(f): 12:57am On Feb 24, 2023
Perflect:
What a sorry way to end a successful career..


May God raise a kind hearted person to assist you dear, and may divine help locate you IJN
Better stop this scam before you get arrested.
Quote me let's see how it goes.
RomanceRe: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by deepwater(f): 9:43pm On Feb 20, 2023
Britishcoins:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly.
I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones...
Age is no longer at my side and I have no reason why I am still single.. But there is a problem.
I have plenty female admires.. Even some which was suggested for me through families and friends.. But only 2 of them I will talk abt now

Let me call one of them Judith and the other one IFEOMA.
Judith is from from the same local government with me.. I knew her when she was still in secondary school and I was apprentice then... I don't even know what was called love then.. We only greet like brother and sisters because we are in far away north then.
I have relocated to another state and she too is now undergraduate, studying nursing at uni zik Awka. I normally call her because I was in good term with her mother.. She feel in love with me. But my own fear is that I am not sure if she will understand the language of hardship. She was only Dauther and last born, the family is average comfortable.
The only thing she always rely most is her beauty... She is so beautiful no wonder she just won a beauty queen competition, the sun newspaper even carry the news.. But her beauty is not what attracted me..
Last December I visited her parent with just one of my uncle and they welcomed us very well..
Another issue is that she still have abt 4 years to finish her education.. And I don't want to waste more than 2 years ahead.


Now let me talk abt IFEOMA. She is from Nsukka, very far from my local government.
She is living with her sister here in the same state I am staying...
She is 25 and years and Judith is 22 years.
She is NCE holder.. Based on my findings so far she is good in business and came from a poor family too.. She is equally a virgin, I am very sure of it..
She not too beautiful but have showed her love to me... The problem is that I have no feelings for her.. But I love her hard working..
I am planning to invite Judith to spend some weeks with me to understand her characters.

Pls I don't know how to write more..
Which one should I marry?
The beauty queen Sarah chukwu said she has a man already who is in support of her beauty parade stuff. Are you the man?

If not comot body!!
PoliticsRe: Datti: Extension Of Validity Of ₦‎200 Notes Portrays Buhari As Weak by deepwater(f): 8:35pm On Feb 18, 2023
TossTos:
That means when Datti and PO assume office , Datti yes will be yes and no going back but how perfect will their plan be to avoid Weakling as he claimed on PMB
Datti n p.o is educated
Enough studies would happen before a policy is released
Christianity EtcRe: Police Reacts To Video Of Pastor Uche Aigbe Carrying An AK-47 While Preaching by deepwater(f): 8:20pm On Feb 13, 2023
oluseyiforjesus:
Nigeria Police will always be Nigeria police
Imagine him saying " If it's true" with dos pictures?
Sorry
But for litigation sake, you may have to prove that it was a real firearm not a prop.
Pictures alone won't make that prove. So an ascertained statement cannot be made else it becomes a counter sue.

The issue here I have with NPF is saying only officers are allowed to bear arms when we have herdsmen patrolling freely with unlicensed arms
CelebritiesRe: South African Rapper AKA Shot Dead! by deepwater(f): 2:31am On Feb 11, 2023
Dave0116:
he was shot at Florida road, why is America always associated with shooting?
may he find peace.
Florida Road in Durban not USA.
FoodRe: The Price Of 33cl Coke/Pepsi In Nigeria Vs Other Countries. by deepwater(f): 3:15am On Feb 10, 2023
GabrielYulaw:
Hello Deepwater. Haven't seen you since Amdman's thread.
hi
lol
I have been in the deepwaters doing my thing
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Backs Shutting Down Of Universities To Enable Students Vote by deepwater(f): 3:14am On Feb 10, 2023
Brendaniel:
President Peter Obi Backs Shutting Down Of Universities To Enable Students Vote

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FoodRe: The Price Of 33cl Coke/Pepsi In Nigeria Vs Other Countries. by deepwater(f): 3:24pm On Feb 09, 2023
Lol

Just a lil trick
Do u know u hv endless access to the coke (soda) dispenser at McDonald's undecided
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Holds Strategic Meeting With Ijaw National Congress Members In Bayelsa by deepwater(f): 3:18pm On Feb 09, 2023
Bluev:
Shebi this man was in Abuja here last night, I no just understand this man again o.. And he still has rally today at Old parade ground Abuja.

Aswear this kind president go just de pay all these unserious Organisations unscheduled visit when they didn't expect and they must situp by force
He has always been like that.
Everywhere same time.
It's a working ethics he developed from a young age which is like normal live for him now
Car TalkRe: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by deepwater(f): 11:07pm On Feb 08, 2023
wunmi590:
huh

Manual car in this 21st century?

When your friends driving automatic have driven pass you, you go still dey switch gear....

It is drifting traffic you will know that automatic is better than manual car...

I no dey even near manual, though they are good to maintain and hardly develop faults, but automatic as taken over.
Ask ur self why most hilux comes in manual.
U will just sit there and br shouting 22dt century as if Africa contributed any thing to the century
Car TalkRe: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by deepwater(f): 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2023
wirinet:
Or in Sandy, muddy and other difficult terrains.
He won't understand
Car TalkRe: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by deepwater(f): 9:33pm On Feb 08, 2023
wunmi590:
huh

Manual car in this 21st century?

When your friends driving automatic have driven pass you, you go still dey switch gear....

It is drifting traffic you will know that automatic is better than manual car...

I no dey even near manual, though they are good to maintain and hardly develop faults, but automatic as taken over.
You would choose manual over auto at -40°c and 5cm snow
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Demands Immediate Release Of Nnamdi Kanu by deepwater(f): 8:52am On Feb 07, 2023
Is this a bait to come back into the good books and heart of the masses after effing up with Buhari against your people? Saying it was God's choice for Buhari to win, making doves fly n the other not fly ? Helped in chasing get out ?

Look at thr situation of Nigeria 8 years after, is this what you think God would prefer for Nigeria?

You were used n dumped
Simple.
Get used to the new life.
Being on the side of mazi nnamdi kanu would nit get you soft spot into the minds of people.

You tried this same pattern with Peter obi, you got it hot hot in split seconds from every corner. Yeah, that's how much u should know that nobody send you again.

Stop catching clout with nnamdi kanu. No be today dem arrest the man, no be today court free am. Stop it. Focus on your evangelical mission.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Visits Hajia Dada Yar'Adua, Mother Of Late President Yar'Adua by deepwater(f): 5:58am On Feb 07, 2023
Thinkam:
grin, she's like who's this quarter to quench..

Give Tinubu fire, APC gone.

Atiku is coming
Show some respect please
That woman gave birth to 2 nation leaders holding the highest office in one country.
PhonesRe: 2023 Elections: FG Signs Agreement With Google, Meta To Handle Fake News by deepwater(f): 5:51am On Feb 07, 2023
Lol

Surprisingly it is the news from the presidential pressmen and team that would be flagged the most as fake news undecided
TravelRe: Why Do Some Aeroplanes Get Sprayed With Water At The Airport? by deepwater(f): 10:54pm On Feb 01, 2023
Gangster1ms:
What about the passengers and their luggages? Do they also spray them the disinfectant water?
Yes
Passengers are bring sprayed disinfectant inside the aircraft before leaving Nigeria.

The reason why is that some countries require aircraft cabins to be sprayed with pesticides to kill insects and stop the spread of diseases such as malaria, yellow fever, and Zika.

W.H.O says the insecticide is harmless to people. But I have witnessed it many times, it is quite humiliating to be asked to close your eyes so they van spray their "flit" on you as if u are the disease itself.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Inmates In Ethiopian Prison Seek Repatriation by deepwater(f): 7:32pm On Jan 28, 2023
Pierocash:
All these illiterates flooding Nairaland.

The worth of a currency is not been determined by exchange rate like you illiterates think.

There are three economic indices used to determine the worth of a currency

(1) PPP(purchasing power/price parity)

(2) Stability

(3) balance of trade.

Time may not permit me to elaborate on all of the three indices ,but let me take the first one


PPP is defined as Purchasing power parities (PPPs) are the rates of currency conversion that try to equalise the purchasing power of different currencies, by eliminating the differences in price levels between countries.

In lay man terms, what this means is this, to build a 4 bedroom duplex in lekki area of Lagos may cost you 150m for instance,that is about $200k

Now to own that same kind of house in USA in a commiserate environment like that of lekki over there,you will need over$500k-$1m .

Now,to make that 150m naira in Nigeria here is far easier than making $500k to a million dollars in US. Hope you get it now

That is why ,those who earn 500k naira in Nigeria will live same quality of life that someone who earns $4-5k abroad.

The purchasing power parity there is what defines the quality of life that each country lives.

Nigeria naira maybe worthless like most of you think,but making it is very easy compared to those other currencies in other countries.

In Nigeria here, money plenty oo,you can do small thing and earn 5k,10k,20k naira easily than earning 10cedis in Ghana.

The ease of making the money is what matters not exchange rate.

Hope you get it now
You are talking trash already with thus crap you wrote.

Another apple to goat comparison.

Who told u 500k would afford u a $5k standard of living? Are u kidding me? You can't even afford a brand new BMW on a salary of NGN 1m let alone 500k.

You know nothing about living and earning abroad.

Ignored until you hv a first hand experience then we can discuss. As I said earlier u guys are too proud with knowing nothing!

BTW have u been to Ethiopia ? Have u lived, work n earn there ? Have u spent the Birr? U telling me shit about ghana, usa and lekki. You couldn't even make references to fact about ethopia in which the discuss was centered upon.

Nigerians don't know how to engage in a discuss.
You opened a topic about abc only to give your opinions in 123 far different from the main topic.

Wetin bring ghana and America here now and left ethopia out of your letter to the church in Eposca ?

Abobi go hide yourself with all ur text book nonsense

That is why ,those who earn 500k naira in Nigeria will live same quality of life that someone who earns $4-5k abroad.


The bolded made you sound so stupid and inexperienced. It gave u out and made you look like an idiot, a slow dog and typical Nigeria that knows nothing but likes to be heard! By quoting oranges for Apples and thinks he makes any sense by listening and keep hearing his own voice over and over again in his lonely sick head
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Inmates In Ethiopian Prison Seek Repatriation by deepwater(f): 12:36pm On Jan 27, 2023
Pierocash:
What is really wrong with most Nigeria youths? They go to even countries Nigeria is better than to still go commit crimes. These idiots keep tarnishing the image of Nigeria and Nigerians all over the world ,in every country you find them.

Something is definitely wrong with Nigeria gene
Nigeria better than ethopia ??

Ethiopian currency is 8 times your bleeping naira

Go and verify.

Una go just sit down for una house they cap nonsense !!!

Nigerians are too proud
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: APC Presidential Rally In Bauchi (More Photos And Video) by deepwater(f): 11:42pm On Jan 23, 2023
rfnextar:
This is really massive, I can't believe that all these people are being paid. How much will you spend to get such a huge crowd.
Truth is you don't know how much have being stolen from you as a citizen.

There is always a budget for election money! It comes from that school, hospital, roads, water project, bridges etc etc that was supposed to be in their communities but was never built! Instead a token ok two thousand naira is issued to the people every for years to appear in a rally.
PoliticsRe: Kanayo O. Kanayo Urges Igbos To Ensure Peter Obi Gets Required 25% Spread by deepwater(f): 8:27am On Jan 18, 2023
Aufbauh:
Uninformed kk definitely overestimated the population of the Igbos leaving outside SE.

As he has decided to come out boldly to make Obi aspiration to be an Igbo agenda, we in turn will help him popularize his msg to others.
You are nothing
Deep inside of you, you know that YOU ARE NOTHING!

press your phone, collect your stipend, election will come and go.

And you would remain nothing until the end of time.

Aufbua principle kor, Hunds rule ni
PoliticsRe: Kwara Rally: Chop Alone, You Die Alone. It's Tinubu's Turn To Chop - Lalong by deepwater(f): 11:50pm On Jan 17, 2023
lhordspy:
Bloody liar. After this Election, i will make sure some of you rot in prison for misinformation and trying to mislead the public. Some of you will eat watery beans in prison till your stomach cant take it anymore.

Explaining the meaning of Emilokan in his own understanding, What Lalong said was: " If you do good, you receive good. If you chop alone, you die alone. Asiwaju has done good. So it is his turn to Chop (receive good) too" .

He was reffering to the number of people Tinubu helped both financially and career wise. It means Tinubu helped lot of people, it is his turn to receive back the favour.
After the election, you will do nothing
PoliticsRe: Kwara Rally: Chop Alone, You Die Alone. It's Tinubu's Turn To Chop - Lalong by deepwater(f): 11:50pm On Jan 17, 2023
lhordspy:
Bloody liar. After this Election, i will make sure some of you rot in prison for misinformation and trying to mislead the public. Some of you will eat watery beans in prison till your stomach cant take it anymore.

Explaining the meaning of Emilokan in his own understanding, What Lalong said was: " If you do good, you receive good. If you chop alone, you die alone. Asiwaju has done good. So it is his turn to Chop (receive good) too" .

He was reffering to the number of people Tinubu helped both financially and career wise. It means Tinubu helped lot of people, it is his turn to receive back the favour.
After the election, you will do nothing than a DEAD RAT!
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank Replies Chiamaka Agim: ₦800,500 Is All You Can Get. by deepwater(f): 2:55pm On Jan 14, 2023
natddon1:
But let's be fair to the banks too. Even if a fraudster has your atm card how come they have your PIN too? Also, those enrolments will send an otp to the customers registered phone lines. Did she loose her phone too? The bank even mentioned the type of phone used to do the enrolments. Is it the same phone she is using?
You are still a baby on this subject.
It's an inside job!


They will change the phone number on your profile to their own number throughout the laundering process. Na them go dey receive your alert and token messages all tru until they are done with the transfer then they will put back your phone number into your profile.

You no go know say something surp for your account until your next transaction when u see ur balance !

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