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Spiritual father

Mother caused it all the moment she took a stranger Into her home in the name of Spiritual father.

Did u expect your daughter to reject the advances of a man that you the mother respect so much than your husband who is her father ?

She opened her legs for the bastard easily cos she saw how much you the stupid mother reverence him so much!

Lol

I am more concerned about your friend's power and capabilities to MAKE or not make his wife or daughter a judge at will

Is that how judges are made in Nigeria?

Muhammad234:
See fitness

Please who is the man on the last pic with native.
Is that atiku?

Birniwa:
The problem with these pigs practicing this ill-conceived and half-baked religion called Christianity more especially the Nigerian goats is that they lack manners and respect for other faiths.

Muslims anywhere they are, will never insult other faiths, it's a teaching from the Holy Quran. Why can't you just learn from this excellent teaching but instead you jump into attacks anywhere you see a topic of discourse about Islam or Muslims.

Now look at what people with sense like America are doing to protect others. They think the teacher (as a Christian) has no right to attack any other faith and so, resorted to firing her instead. However, some adulterated pigs here in Nigeria are ranting that they should ban Muslims from entering their country. You probably do not think holy of your gods and do not care if any one insults them. Keep calm, no Muslim will ever engage in such nonsense with you.

You just called a whole religion ill-conceived and half-baked ?

That's a very big disregard and disrespect to other people's faith.

holysaint1:
You mean to say the embassy processing Nigerian prospective students visa, who which to study in Canada, is in Nairobi ?

Yes!
Canada has no student visa embassy office in Nigeria

Also, the embassy processing permanent residency visa is in Ghana

When people say Nigeria is shithole they are not joking. Nigeria is not recognised outside the country as Nigerians think.

Please vote wisely, at least God leadership would address some of these shits

Eriokanmi:
Terrible. If its their policy, she can only press harder for her voice to be heard. Who knows...the embassy couid have a rethink just like that of the CHEW student

The embassy processing her application dey Nairobi
Those guys no send you at all!

owobokiri:
They need to start having "campus police"" in Nigerian universities .
Many absurdities that will ultimately jeopardize serious academic learning are going on unchecked and unhindered in the campuses. You send your ward there as an innocent gal or boy and after two years, you have either a gangster cultist or ruthless hooker.. It doesn't happen elsewhere

They do already, way long before now.
Apart from the naval cadets (students though) in lasu, there is also a policing outfit called campus Marshall. Other schools hv same outfit but with different names

Na boy she born

The nose gave her out!

Benz03:
True true him hate olopa

Too true you mean

ElSudani:
He is completely right about Atiku. Atiku once said he made money importing rice! I still don't know how that was possible because he was a career custom officer.

Those days when a bag of foreign rice (contraband) was sold for 6,500
Should customs sieze tons of rice, it was sold (auctioned) internally for 50 naira per 50kg (bag).

Yes, they would make alot of money for free. But j am not holding brief for atiku anyway

MsJackson:
She always tells me: mum when are we going to her house to beat her up?�

Tell her daddy would be beating her up next weekend.

Dad should pretend to leave the house for some time next weekend and come back with the news of beating her up mercilessly.

I beleive this would give your baby the closure she needs and help her forget the situation real quick. Also, after that try stop asking her about how it happened so the image wouldn't repeat in her head so she can forget it real fast without growing up with such thoughts else it would have some psychological problems for her in future of she can't forget that ugly situation.

Moreover, block uncomfortable relationship with people more especially when it's not important. It is hard raising kids these days around people.

I am not sure any justice can be served here as its purely a case of words against words - no concrete evidence to present in court.

Moreover, look inwardly someone else could be the molester and not the accused. Most times, molesters deflect the situation away from themselves. Someone could be somewhere giving your baby sweet and biscuit while molesting her and tell her to mention another person name should in case anyone asks.

Bottom line, be careful with all. Trust no one!

siofra:
Diogo23, sammy10111, hunter0007, moyosire32.


Why are y'all pained by my comment?

Is having caring boyfriends a crime?

Please don't let jealousy envelope you, it's unhealthy. Or do you want what I have

As for you hunter0007, this should be the last time you insult me on this forum, next time, you won't be able comment on nairaland again

U dey craze!
Nairaland wey your papa get abi?

Isabi4lov:
I will go for B , as for A , it is already stated that you can be fired at any given time , there are many things attached to a club , hope you will be able to give it to them

You self no get sense
Which job no fit fire u at any time ?
Does he have any other option apart from the club ?
Has the company issued him any offer yet ?
Una go just open mouth yaaaaaa

Lol

Na wa for u ooo

U no get sense

U don't have two jobs to pick from.

U only have one offer from the club

U don't have any offer from the company so they shouldn't be an option to u yet.

Take the club offer immediately, terminate them at will when a next higher offer comes by.

Because the club or next offer or your previous job can terminate u at will so terminate any less paying too at will

Isabi4lov:
I will go for B , as for A , it is already stated that you can be fired at any given time , there are many things attached to a club , hope you will be able to give it to them

You self no get sense
Which job no fit fire u at any time ?
Does he have any other option apart from the club ?
Has the company issued him any offer yet ?
Una go just open mouth yaaaaaa

Isabi4lov:
As you wey get sense shebi you for drop your own for her make she pick , abi dem theif your wife

Too true
U o get sense
U no see my own for up?

Captain8:
please, ignored that ibo boy claiming Ijaw to attack Yorubas...we are the eyes of Ijaw on nairaland,,,,,I know all the Ijaws on nairaland except the ones that come new,,,,but I tell you, I don't know this boy in Ijaw.... He has no root in Ijaw..

Please ignored him..he is ibo boy...

Do you know me ?

Bossjakande:
to talk fast like oyibo.gush. so ur a citizen.

Ironically it Is Nigerians that speak fast

headbasher96:
No collect gbese wey u know say u no go fit pay its very simple why not borrow from someone than these people

They have borrowed from all their friends and relatives and end up defaulting.

jasent:
Nigerians don't like going to court. If any of the app foolishly do this to my relatives then do buy market be that.

You and your relative will be jailed within 30mins.
You have no idea what a breach of contract means

Ogaga87:
Just so lucky Obasanjo has retired from this party. He would have give this nuisance the Ibori/Alamieyeseigha treatment..

Same obasanjo where dem say knee down beg him vice ?

Una sabi read at all ?

sircatherine45:
gold foil from cigarettes might be a good idea.

No one uses a gold foil on any cigarette packet.

That thing you see there in cigarette packet is actually an aluminium foil of Gold colour.

Pclemenza:
Too many controversies surrounding this new naira notes.

I feel the Naira note redesign wasn't thought through for a while, the whole process was a rush.

No way son
You don't need any further think thank to print money in an established country like Nigeria.

There is a SOP for money minting already so the issue of rush is completely irrelevant here.

Also tell the OP that money minting is one of those manufacturing processes with 100% accuracy and 0% tolerance for error.

What you see here is a complete fake!
What people don't know is that the counterfeit makers didn't bother about the fake note passing the Mercury test in the early days as the Mercury light was limited to the banks only, and their targeted victims were the poor market people.

However, in this current times, the Mercury light is being found almost anywhere so the normal thing to do is to make the fake note pass the Mercury test.

But u see the gold foil thing? That is not difficult to affix on the fake but the cost of production would surely make no sense. Hence it was skipped.

All just common sense
With a lil deep thoughts though

pocohantas:
“A Day In The Life Of”

I dey wonder wetin dey give the ones in Nigeria that can mind. Person fit kidnap them o.

TikTok started as a dancing app, now girls are going naked there. Once they enter your house see POP and white walls, they have set phone, start to dance like epileptic patients.

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There are the educative parts of TikTok sha. I follow this ramp guy and I enjoy watching him load the belly of the plane. It was from him I got to see how they transport dogs/pets.

Cleantok is a favourite too.

Then we have the remote workers that make you think working from home is such fun. Go to the gym, feed your dogs, eat waffles and whipped cream before staring into your MacBook while on a walking pad. Their setups can make you rethink your life…

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The people saying America banned TikTok should read again o. It is banned on govt official devices. Ordinarily, the device no suppose allow them install the app. They are right on this one abeg.

The ramp agent job is actually a very interesting job apart from the load / baggage arrangement in the belly of the plane.

The most interesting part for me is the moment you hold down the plane by way of cross signal preventing the pilot from making any move until your other ramper has removed the by-pass pin from the nose gear and safely clear off alongside the tug, then you salute the pilot s/he responds and you clear the aircraft to make motion on her own power!

The best of a ramper would be on a US carrier for fighter jets! Jeez! OMG

Originalsly:
True... but there's a serious cold sweeping accross the US. Texas is not cold... but also got hit with the cold. For sure she is lying .... the water is not frozen period. At minus 7 degrees it would be a bottle of solid ice in less than two hours let alone to be left outside overnight. Left dishwashing liquid in my car trunk.... frozen..... two liter bottle of water... frozen solid .... the only liquid that wouldn't freeze is petrol.... alcohol ... engine oil ... windshield washer liquid and engine coolant. Have water in the car instead of coolant?... you have a problem. Water instead of windshield washer?... you have a problem.... which is common but can be solved by adding a high percentage rubbing alcohol to the reservoir which will melt the ice and prevent the water from refreezing. It is colddd out here ... but we are still learners to Canada.

Charlie if u no plug that oil pan for the motor for light the oil go freeze for canada eh!

NOETHNICITY:
How can we be sure she didn’t put it in the fridge
People do things to thread this days

Son water freezes at subzero temp.
You won't stay 1 min outside without layers in -25 degrees. U go freeze like that water.
This is no joke....

post=119425163:
Wow!
That must be some cold!
This happens in Jos sometimes also

No way in this life time.
Water cam only freeze at subzero temp!
Go school u no gree u say na vulture u wan dey sell

Richy4:
Yea the global warming crusade should be taken seriously around the world...
I don't even want to imagine how the homeless were feeling in that low temperature

They would take them to shelter at extreme temperatures.
However, homeless dey collect warm for public places like malls and eatery. At night they can also stay in heated bus stop sheds.

Last last the cold go still touch u anywhere u dey for cold country even inside house

These killings should stop already PLEASE!!!!

emmaodet:
There is a difference between the developed countries and 3rd world countries.

3rd world countries are good to relax and enjoy more because they are cheaper to live with small money compared to the developed world.
Most of my captains who are British, Americans, Russians always go to cheaper countries like Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Nigeria etc for vacations because they get more value with little dollars they take there.

With 500k per month salary for a family of 4 (husband, wife and 2 kids) in Nigeria for example, you can live in a decent 3 bedroom flat and a better life than someone earning equivalent in abroad.
Building a 3 bedroom bungalow cost less than someone abroad with lesser pressure to work.
Your work rate will be lower to sustain such lifestyle than even someone renting a studio abroad.

There is a reason my abroadians are always calculating their currency to nigeria to come and flex when they come home.
Such money is chicken change over there.
Many guys abroad doing dirty jobs and combining 2 jobs are buying lands in high brow areas in nigeria like Lekki but over there, they are more or less a pauper.

Whatever life you think you flex over there or your standard of living, it cost far far less to do that over here.
Finish

Sorry
Please explain what dirty jobs mean ?

Badguy77:
But from what the guy said, in those days they name children from what happened or is happening at that time.

He said when Queen Elizabeth came to their land that is when they gave birth to his mother, so it's possible they named his mother after the Queen..

And for him to call the name of all his siblings and know where they are presently, he knows what he is doing.

God bless u

Did you notice that most people watched that video still didn't understand what the guy was saying including the woman who interviewing him. That tells u the average Nigerian is very weak at reasoning and understanding. If things are not broken down into bits and tads they would never figure it out!

PerfectStranger:
He said his name is payoyo.

Never knew Queen Elizabeth had a grandson in ikorodu

Y don't you have understanding ?
It's a bad thing
Pray against it....

He said payoyo senior him direct
His mum was named after Queen Elizabeth as the Queen had visited thier land at the year of birth if his mum....

Next year now, you go hear say May fon carry belle for Yul

Make una watch out for part 2