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Jakumo:
Papa God nogo gree man pikin turn to Olu of Iya for dis 2023 when dey front so, in Jeeeeesus name Aaaamen.

No Olu of Iya title will be my portion in 2023 in Jeeesus name Aaaaamen!

I forbid it. Papa God forbid it. AntiMarriage sef forbid it. It is not my portion o.

But wait o, Anti-marriage how as e come be say you sabi all different food when prisoner dey shop for inside jail?

Make e no be say you sef don do presido and collet Ogbo-logbo certificate for inside prison-cell before o.

Anyway I nogo ask to mush kweshon. No be all wettin eye dey see when mouth go fiti dey talk am. Na condition make crayfish bend.

Be still son
You have done no time on the inside.
Stop the capping..

BATified2023:
One thing about Nigerians is that they find it very hard to accept the truth especially when it doesn’t suit them

They want someone who will lie to them later n shenk them with reality when the going gets tough

Where is the 65 naira per litre buhari promised them?

Where is the heaven buhari promised them?

But here is someone saying it as it is but they want sweet lies

Irrespective of whoever becomes president subsidy will b removed, that’s just d bitter truth we have to tell ourselves

But u guys including your leader tinubu were totally against GEI for doing this exactly.

Ordinarily I wouldn't hv quoted you, however I did just to draw your attention to the fact that you may end up poor and unsuccessful in live and leave no legacy for your generation with this attitude of urs.
Don't get angry yet, just think of what I said again and sgsin

Realists:
These White people enslaved Africans & forced Christianity on them, using missionaries as their pet projects for easier communication with monkeys.
The descendants of these black slaves now choose to hate & become envious of Morrocans for not denying their Arabian heritage, like them. Subsaharan needs to wake up and develop more like the North Africans.

Are the people of morocco Arabs?

seunmsg:
Happy birthday to Mr. President.

Btw, what’s Bala Mohammed doing with Buhari in US?

Truth is that he would never be there with u.
Keep "uselessing" ur youthful age online, ur generation will curse your for achieving nothing other than bringing them to this world as a poor and condemned man children.

Mr visiting 2nd niger bridge in official duties, no be you drop account for give away that year? Jobless animal

Waiting for useless people to bash that movie

People would just sit down and downplay someone else's hard work

Devdevdev:
You hardly see Nigerians teaching coding or talking about programming related stuff on on social media, especially on Youtube. This is because this is actually a legit way to be a successful person and it involves a lot of hard work, determination and consistence.

Nigerians only like to propagate get rich schemes and fraudulent stuff like plagiarizing books to post on Amazon or some rubbish Ponzi scheme. The common thread that links all these is that they don't involve much work and all you have to do is just do the little, then sit and wait for money to start pouring into your account. I admit there are a tiny minority of people who make money from these, but it's usually for a short period of time until it crashes or they get banned from Amazon, or get arrested, but the majority of people don't get shit, rather they jump from one get rich scheme to the other until they realize they've wasted their time.

Programming will never be saturated with competent programmers especially in this country because majority of people don't have the discipline and delligence to actually become competent programmers.

For the past month I've not been on social media. I deleted my Twitter, Facebook Tiktok, Instagram and vowed to never check status on WhatsApp because that's a very huge distraction. I only use Nairaland and Reddit, particularly for programming related information. I deleted every movie from my laptop and haven't watched TV for weeks.

How many people can do this? How many people can sit at a desk staring at a computer screen for 12+ hours everyday?

Nigerians are very lazy and are addicted to quick gratification and this works in the favor of programmers who are serious, because it reduces the competitiveness of the job market.

Last last na wig you ho sell for I.G

Quote me if you still own a laptop to code by September next year.

All these depressed people going about looking for people to cast their low and negative dark lights upon....

If you need help seek for it, don't go about throwing tantrums like a baby rat!

You called Nigerians lazy? You that couldn't complete a university education? A drop out like you U must be joking fot real!

If u must code 12 hours in a day then u failed before starting....

Devdevdev:
I never said I sit for 12 hours straight. I said I code for 12 hours a day. This in done with regular intervals.

Your second paragraph can only be understood by the gods.

If you don't understand that paragraph
How do u code ?

ValCon888:
She was waiting for the train.
The vehicle was purposely parked in the middle of the tracks.
She heard the blast of the train horn but she stayed on.
She realised she was about to die and the instinct to live kicked in that's why she tried opening the door.

Death said it was too late for her to change her mind.

Have you heard of the word PANIC?

I bet you would never know who you would react when you panic. Panic freeze some people up and makes other spontaneous with kinetic energy

Omihanifa:
It's clutch first before the break. If you match the break without first engaging the clutch the car will jerk and stop

U lie!

Taigaban:
Bros a beg wetin be DD. At least I know KYC. Thanks.

DD means Due diligence

And also ABC means anti bribery and corruption check. This is commonly used to checkmate government officials posing as customers and clients

leisuretym:
Someone came to buy a car in my car stand, are you saying I should investigate where he got the money from?

Pray not to have issues with efcc.
There is a reason every bank does KYC for all accounts being opened.

How do you transact your car sale business?
Do u just do invoice and receipt?
That's very dangerous, you need to involve DD in your transaction, it must not be elaborate. a questionaire in a single sheet of paper with the right questions is all you need.

The trick here is that the buyer would answer the question in the most appropriate way even if his money is illegal. That way you would be free from litigation and efcc wahala if casala burst.

Like I said, pray u no get wahala for business transaction

leisuretym:
He’s a musician and politician do pay them for entertainment, is he going to be investigating the source of money they used in paying him every time a customer want to pay him?

Media is full of shit!
Why can’t the ICPC arrest the owner of the account? Why him?

It's called due diligence
It is essential for business transactions

Alusiizizi:
My reason is, what's the point in giving free advice? They're not going to use it for anything good. Tell them how the western world really is and they will demonize you as an enemy of progress, that you don't want them to travel out and "make it". I get this all the time. I speak from first hand experience. I too traveled out. Although I was one of the lucky ones many of them are languishing out there, be it U.K or U.S. Even if you obtained a university education in Nigeria in order to even have a fighting chance out there you must re-start your education from scratch over there because no institution out there recognizes a university certificate from a Nigerian university. Let's assume that you make the mistake of believing that you will not be needing a western university degree and that you can make it in "business", then at that point your life story is done, as you will be doomed to spend your entire existence in a career like janitor or cab driver.

I get your point now
There is every truth in all your said.
However, there is a way out.
Get there education and start afresh you would have opportunities to catch up. The key word is opportunities not guaranteed earnings.
However, in Nigeria there are little to no opportunities
But it sounds easy right ? To get there education and start afresh well not easy in reality.
I tell people who care to listen, abroad is better off than Nigeria if you have nothing doing (I honestly mean eating political money cos salary job is nothing doing in nigeria) in Nigeria. But if u must go abroad prepare for it, understand the requirements of the country you are going and how to get there education to work. Don't just land there with only 1k dollars to your name. You will cry!!!!

Sonnobax15:

Honourable Jagaban no get anybody time at allllll

This was shot at OAU

Alusiizizi:
Comments like these are the reason I don't ever bother offering advice to people. Tell them the truth and they will rebuke you, show them even video evidence and they will curse you and your generations, accusing you of being an "enemy of progress".

I don't get your reason

Chris2863:
your analysis is quite funny. The question now is, how much is an average rent in Lagos for a month and how much is an average rent in the Western in a month

To you, you sounded very intelligent with the above analysis

What's your point?
I don't see any reason behind your comments.
Can you say something intelligent?

alvan06:
let say you earn €1600 monthly and you pay 400 to 600€ rent a month then gas, water ,condominium will surely take up to €300 think of feeding fuel ⛽️ or tickets to work before you feed them family and friends who now thinks that you live in heaven will be frowning with that you’re not sending something o,bros the only difference between Nigeria and abroad is security,electricity and maybe freedom.

No that is not the major difference
The major difference is that an average person in Nigeria can never earn £1,600 per month!

the average salary in Nigeria in 2022 is 71,185 naira per month, which corresponds to $170.

Let's tell our self the truth.....

being:
You gave answer to a question, you are still asking d question again.. Based on what you wrote, Would you prefer you àre not thinking of rent for d next 1 yr or d next 1 month?

As per supressing the poor, is every migrant abroad rich?

You don't get it at all!.
It's not about thinking about the money for the next one year or not.
It's about the capability for an average person to earn that much!
Trust me you would earn that much faster in a western world than Nigeria.

Allisgud:
same house with the same space with the same 5m net worth the one in Nigeria is the richest

Who dash the average Nigerian 5m?

ibechris:
Until u visit,then u will know what that line meant. For now,enjoy Nigeria.

Visit?

Let's talk about living please!

Aguiyimba:
Their are couples with less than that amount living happily in this Lagos.

happy? yes... i agree but better off than someone in western world? i disagree!

lol

people with N500,000 naira in their account are better than a lot of people abroad.

you see that line above? the rich have used it so many times to supress the poor from making any tangible advancement out of poverty (Nigeria).


500k would pay an average rent per month in the western world.
500k would pay average annual rent in Lagos
so how is a poor person in Lagos better off ?

Candidlady:
Pour water on what the robot

So you think pouring water on the robot will actually make it stop working

Naija and their ways of thinking sef

no too blame am
u know say any time rain dey fall for NIgeria nepa dey take light...
my country people feel say water no suppose touch anything wey dey use electricity

Zonefree:
You mean they stayed like that for 11 days in water? Men get mind sha. Women own no pass wig, weavon, mary Kay, gbola and urgent 2k.

No, no one can stay there like that when a ship is under way in deepwater.

A quick look at every ship's Hull shows the load line markings, even if the vessel was returning ballast (which I know its not the case) the thrusters would surely submerged for that length of a journey depending on the density of the sea water, environmental temperature and ballast weight.

To answer your curiousity, they would apparently have been in the thruster hold of the vessel, and only come out when the vessel has approached port where the water is relatively shallow and all engines dead.


Another quick look at the vessel shows that she is not under her own power (as at when the pics was taken) and only being towed by an escort notated vessel or moored by way of dropping her anchor to run weather pattern. I hope uou understand why and how they could stay there now like that....

ORIAYO70:
If these people r not clown.... This man has nothing to do in Tandems with governance

Tandems
Like seriously

Lol

hbk001:
That's a big big disrespect.
I'm sure this won't be taken lightly. Qatari laws are unbreakable. This guy is really going to suffer the consequences of his stupid actions.

Be calm
He was released even before u read about him and made your comment on Nairaland.

Unbreakable indeed

Smithkafors:
Using what indices?…. Waiting

Are u a learner?

It's called sentiment whipping
Tell that best governor story for years and thereafter everyone accepts it hook line n sinker without questioning the measuring parameters.

Those of your type who would ask questions would be trolled and punish for your ability to reason.

Welcome yo 9ja politics where fools rules!

ComeHappy:
I used to think this woman is such a nice person considering her opposing position to the husband.

Baba! All na wash
It was a screen to keep Nigerians busy n talking while they squander the commonwealth

koreat:
Quan looks strong for 90years old.... So, marijuana smokers don't die young. They've been deceiving us, that smokers die Young

That their tobacco is 100% natural

Not what is being sold In towns and cities....chemical like denjelos chemicals

sonature1:
That guy is so shameless. He kept hoping that APC would pick Osinbajo and Zulum. When the useless party showed him the bad stuff they are made of, he starting attacking Obi.

That time, it became clear that he's hiding his deep-seated hate for the Igbos under the guise of a working Nigeria.

Funny thing be say the guy na ordinary benue boy where still dey struggle o!

Arrewa:
Crude oil from Kolmani.

I am an eye witness.

A collected sample of crude oil from Kolmani oil reserves

Please do t let it touch your private part...
Else it's gone for hood!