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TravelRe: "They Told Me The Place Is Dangerous": Oyinbo Man Lands In Lagos, Speaks Yoruba by deepwater(f): 3:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
TheFacelessMan:
Thank God this video doesn't have the annoying narrative that comes before the video.

Most Nigerian bloggers do this.

A 2 minute video will have the blogger talking over for 1min 30 seconds and giving his unsolicited opinion before asking you to subscribe to his channel.
I practically watched this video to the end for the first time. I wouldn't hv been able to do so if u heard a froggie voice for the 1st one minute
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu’s Commissioner, Yetunde Adeyanju, Resigns Hours After Redeployment by deepwater(f): 11:10am On Jul 14, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
I no no why I respect people with balls. Dis woman gat d ball, bcs in Nigeria, resignation is never in d blood of an average Nigerian. Na so my respect for Obi increase bcs of d balls he get cum resign from pdp. Having balla is for people that knows their worth bcs a worthless human being no fit resign even in d midst of intimidation and embarrassment en no fit resign.
Calm down
you do not understand the politics here, this is hyper-politics.
She has added a feather to her wings.
However u see it, she is now a formaer commisioner (its a portfolio package) that can be use it out of politics to gather favor from events outside politics.
The likes of SOWORE knows so well he can not win the presidential race but u see him invest alot to be a flag bearer, it means a lot to have contested for the number 1 position in your country. Alex reporter did the same in the last Anambra guber election. He contested under a party and later collasped his support for that american doctor. Its all a game. they use that on their respective resume!!!
The more u look, the less u see!
PoliticsRe: Terrorists Kidnap DPO On His Way To Resume Duty In Birnin Gwari, Kaduna by deepwater(f): 6:49am On Jun 28, 2022
Nlpolicewoman and dead meat grill please come and rescue our police office.
HealthRe: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by deepwater(f): 10:56pm On Jun 27, 2022
post=114205808:
But what kind of people do we have on this forum for Krissake?!
Part [/b]
Blasphemy!!!!

You people would burn a human being down for such in your enclaves!

Take this down immediately
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by deepwater(f): 10:48pm On Jun 27, 2022
obailala:
I dont think there's any law in Nigeria against paying for organ donation. I doubt the senator can be convicted in the UK for an action which happened in Nigeria and which doesnt break any Nigerian laws.

The only crime of the senator is claiming to have gotten consent from an alleged minor. If it's proven by any means (be it scientific or through documentation) that the boy isnt a minor, that's the end of the case. Even if it's proven that the boy is a minor, the senator with a good defense team can easily free himself by claiming he didnt know the boy was a minor; afterall all his documents proved he was 21
I would actually want to believe they would still put a hold on him if it is confirmed that there was material inducement in any part of the world. Its just like money laundry, u still money anywhere in the world and bring it to western world...kmo dem go collect am find charge give u send u go jail.


I pray for all
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by deepwater(f): 10:25pm On Jun 27, 2022
tinsel:
Tell me what he did wrong? A 21 years old boy wants to donate his kidney and the Ekweremadu wants to pay for it. What is the problem? Where I will lay blame on Ekweremadu is if the boy is actually 15 years and Ekweremadu is part of the conspiracy to inflate his age to 21.
People have been selling their kidney in Nigeria. This is not the first and not going to be the last so far the seller is an adult.
I think the UK law frowns upon financial / material inducement for organ exchange. This is where the problem lies not actually on his age.

If there is no record or proof of material exchange for the organ then the Ike family might go scout free. But if there exist any material inducement, that one go be big problem.

Organ is not something that is openly traded. Else people would start breeding humans for the sole purpose of organ sale.


Even, u can't use a condemned criminal on death roll for organ exchange without his or her consent.

The law frowns so much on these things, we pray never to be such positions �
PoliticsRe: 2023: Labour Party Will Labour In Vain - Soludo Mocks Peter Obi by deepwater(f): 10:27pm On Jun 26, 2022
PresidObi:
Fake news

Soludo will never say such

He is not as flippant as Wike

Soludo and Peter Obi have been very close from time immemorial.

APGA collapsed its structure and asked all to vote PDP in 2015

APGA will urge all members to vote LP in presidency of 2023

Blood is thicker than water

In Anambra, Peter Obi is loved and respected, Bianca, the wife of the great Ikemba Nnewi has praised Peter Obi online, that's APGA Mummy General .

The school children and students Peter Obi mentored are of voting age now, they will all vote Peter Obi.
How far ?
You don't give free stuff online again ?
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo: Certificate Or No Certificate, Tinubu Is Nigeria’s Next President by deepwater(f): 4:59pm On Jun 26, 2022
Coronavirus1:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu : The First And Only Man That Didn’t Go To School But Ended Up Working at ExxonMobil.

What A Man !!
He never, ever at any time in his past or present work for ExxonMobil. Go and verify. It never happened, I repeat he never worked for ExxonMobil
EducationRe: Pictures Of One Of The Schools Tinubu Built In 2001 by deepwater(f): 3:46pm On Jun 26, 2022
post=114175156:
God bless JAGABAN OF AFRICA.

God bless all sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

God bless Nigeria.
Why are you quoting BAT on this property?
The owners of this property debunked all claims of BAT on this property during the end sars wahala
Do you think people here are all dull and poverty-stricken that they don't know whatsup any?

Not everyone sold his soul for 30k bro
PoliticsRe: Lawyer, Malcolm Omirhobo, Appears In Traditional Outfit At Supreme Court by deepwater(f): 10:30am On Jun 24, 2022
BenzEne1:
Why are you fixated on the UAE. Are they the standpoint of Islamhuh
Several Muslim majority countries still practice the Sunday to Thursday weekday schedule. The only reason some are changing is trade related as most other countries they do business with operate a different schedule.
Obviously you did not follow the reason for my response from the beginning. The guy mentioned the UAE and spoke incorrectly about even made wrong conclusions from his false premise
PoliticsRe: Lawyer, Malcolm Omirhobo, Appears In Traditional Outfit At Supreme Court by deepwater(f): 11:14pm On Jun 23, 2022
Naajjii:
Sunday is a working day in Islam.
Sunday is a working day in the UAE
PoliticsRe: Lawyer, Malcolm Omirhobo, Appears In Traditional Outfit At Supreme Court by deepwater(f): 9:46pm On Jun 23, 2022
Greenscientist:
I know many will come in defense of this man.

But the simple thing is, Muslims wear their hijab everywhere why should they off it because they want to go to school.

His argument is baseless. Will Sango worshipper wear their traditional attire to market any day anytime? Or will a Christian lady in choir wear the rope outside of the church?

If you want to wear the above(eeku and rope)to school, you're welcome. You'll get tired.

By the way, this is lagos not Abia.

Modified.

Nigeria is not a secular state but a religious state, it simply means everyone has the freedom to practice their religion.

Part of Muslims practising their religion is allowance to wearing of hijab. The British system was designed to favour the Christians that's why most of you feel comfortable.

Imagine if UAE is a bi-religious state making Sunday a work day, if you're a practising Christian and a citizen, will you sit and not talk? This is the similitude of our fight.

Non-Muslim should be allowed to wear their attire if it is anywhere in their religious book that they should do so.
Don't be ignorant son
Sunday is not longer a work day in the UAR.
It is a weekned.
Work days are from monday to friday

Go and verify, then get educated and exposed
U too dull.
Just the way u missed the Sunday UAE stuff and u where feeling fly like u made a point, is the same way you missed and goofed on other s.hits u wrote u there. But ain't got time to educate slow bugs today!
HealthRe: Nurse Locks Doctor Up At Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital (vid) by deepwater(f): 11:25am On Jun 23, 2022
zedegit:
It is either the nurse or ward maids. It's never Doctors' duty. This must be a case of "see finish".

Imagine Nurse Eliza o.
You are wrong
Whosoever generates the waste has the responsibility to clean up. Biowaste is a big thing that requires good knowledge for clean. You can't bring a maid or cleaner that knows nothing about hazardous materials to discard sharps and biowaste.

Even in LAWMA in lagos state has a special unit that handles biowaste, just so you know how very sensitivebiowaste could be. They come with a white hiace bus not the regular big orange trucks.

Most be people on this thread have commented out if ignorance, not because they are stupid. They are just simply ignorant about the medical procedure
HealthRe: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by deepwater(f): 7:36pm On Jun 22, 2022
protoncub:
I'm not asking for a friend.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, I fall sick? Please, I need logical explanations.

The interesting thing is, even if I have sex everyday for a whole week, I don't fall sick. In fact I get healthier.

At a point, I was servicing three girls together and doing several rounds daily. I never fell sick. But once I try to masturbate, its a combination of fever, sore-throat, diarrhea, fatigue etc.

I've searched Google for answers but webpage is filled with desperate people (especially the westerners) claiming that masturbation is perfectly healthy and there's no scientific proof that it has any harm.
go n drink B-complex
u realease more cum at self service than within the wide and deep holes u drill.
no one will tell u this truth
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Youths Protest Insufficient Pvcs In Enugu by deepwater(f):
Like play like play
This Obi movement will turn to another end sars protest, the youths would sieze back the Nation.
The issue I see here is that it may get brutal, and when that time comes even the non-obedient youths would be dealt with mercilessly in public.

Keep writing and supporting evil online.

Cantona05:
your point please
Sorry I don't write for dull people
CelebritiesRe: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by deepwater(f): 9:44pm On Jun 21, 2022
Lol
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Abuja You've probably Never Seen Before. by deepwater(f): 9:29pm On Jun 21, 2022
Lol
CrimeRe: Police Officers Arrested For Extorting N320k From Lady In Lagos by deepwater(f): 6:57pm On Jun 21, 2022
Johnrake69:
See if you don't have mind Nigerian police will extort every dime you have on you.

That was how I was picked up at Okota round about. They kept insisting on knowing who I was and what I do for a living. I mentioned my company but they were not satisfied that they needed ID from my company. I told them there's no law in Nigeria that says I must have a work ID. I have given you my driver's license.

Then, the idiot jumped into my car. And insisted I go to the station with him. And I asked him if I was under arrest so I can call my lawyer and he said no. Then I refused moving my car. We created a scene then one of his seniors came like he wanted to settle us begged me to go to the station with him which I did.

I got there and my care was ransacked. Ofcourse they didn't find anything. Their Boss came out and was shouting that I'm the one proving stubborn that today he's going to investigate my company.

Forcefully collected my phones. When he didn't find anything he started asking me if I my company pays tax that he can hand me over to Firs. I was just laughing and told him let's go to FIRS.

At the end he took me to a room where there's AC and started preaching friendship to me. That we can be friends and that why was I proving stubborn like I have done something wrong. Last last he gave me my car keys and I left.

Once you panic you're now their maga.
bro
u were lucky
OKOTA round about people na roger dem dey find from fine vehicles
If like say na those guys for Durbar junction on ur way to shoprite or those festac guys i swear u go pay like madt.
CrimeRe: Police Officers Arrested For Extorting N320k From Lady In Lagos by deepwater(f): 6:51pm On Jun 21, 2022
seborrhic:
Inasmuch as the police have done a marvelous job arresting the corrupt police officers,I find the lady's story to be emblemished to possibly justify why she patted with ₦320k.
That Nigerian policemen,as corrupt as they are,would intimidate and extort a Nigerian LADY with a mere accusation of possession of weed,I find extremely difficult to believe and don't believe.
Nigerian policemen are quite circumspect of even extorting ladies with proven,serious criminal acts,talkless of mere accusation of weed.
Even a man found in possession of weed,not even mere accusation or planted,would hardly part with that huge sum
There is more to this story the lady is not saying,I can bet anything.
i am 100% certain you do not have a 1st hand experience of the Nigerian Police Force.
When dealing with the NPF you pay according to the amount available in your account and not according to the crew u committed.
once dey see 1m for ur aza, u go drop am for them even if na small weed dey ur purse
i have seen NPF requested for huge amount unto say person drive fine car.
PoliticsRe: Agbo Major: Peter Obi Accepting To Be Kwankwaso's VP Is The Only Option by deepwater(f): 6:18pm On Jun 21, 2022
born to rule....
bitter truth....
go deal with it....
WebmastersRe: Does Google Have A New Logo? by deepwater(f): 7:33am On Jun 19, 2022
Luckygurl:
Ok!!

I was on Google as usual doing normal business when I noticed the former San serif multiple colour logo has been changed to something else.

The colours of the alphabets change at interval like some sort of LED..
Notice also that the 'g' is now two "o's", one below the other.

Who else is seeing this or am I the only onehuh

Screenshots attached below smiley
That's a doodle
Used to celebrate or mark events in history most times, note that a doodle is regional meaning it is seen only where it is relevant.
For example you would see an independence doodle on google every October 1 in Nigeria, but you wont see that same doodle in another country on October 1
PoliticsRe: NNPP-LP Alliance: Obi Or Kwankwaso Can Accept To Be Vice - Agbo Major by deepwater(f): 7:23am On Jun 19, 2022
In their respective capacity obi has cleared the south however Kwankwaso has not cleared the North.

Consequently, Obi should be the president and Kwankwaso be the vice. For Kwankwaso can only compliment Obi and not the other way round.

Please don't quote me, save the negative energy for those who share same time zone and political errors with you.
CareerRe: How I Moved From Management Trainee To Assistant Manager Within 4 Years. by deepwater(f): 10:19pm On Jun 18, 2022
You started as a management trainee
That is an accelerated program to become an assistant manager.

Usually it takes 3 years for most accelerated traning programs.

So what is the news here ?
PoliticsRe: Folasade Tinubu-Ojo Daughter Celebrates Her 46 Birthday by deepwater(f): 5:22am On Jun 17, 2022
Tinubu was 24 when he had her.
CrimeRe: Aisha Wakil (Mama Boko Haram) Sentenced To 5 Years Imprisonment For Fraud by deepwater(f): 1:35pm On Jun 15, 2022
ExArmyMan:
and you believed this? @bolded
my brother if i beleive or not e no matter.
no be my skin, no be my verse
y i go die put for the mata say i belive am or not?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Flies Economy To Egypt (Pix, Video) by deepwater(f): 1:32pm On Jun 15, 2022
No shi shi for bribe!
CrimeRe: Aisha Wakil (Mama Boko Haram) Sentenced To 5 Years Imprisonment For Fraud by deepwater(f): 1:25pm On Jun 15, 2022
ufotunang:
...how is she an Igbo woman??
she is an Igbo woman originally
Barr. Aisha Wakil, I would say, is a mysterious woman. She is Igbo by tribe and was a Christian during her education in University of Maiduguri many years ago. She converted to Islam when inscriptions of verses from the Holy Qur’an started appearing on her skin. Members of the Boko Haram sect became so close to her that they even called her mummy.
FamilyRe: Why Are some Men Neglected In Marriage By Their Wives After Having Kids? by deepwater(f): 3:44pm On Jun 13, 2022
DenreleDave:
I still don't get.. Are men built to work and not enjoy?

My first instance: A very popular nairalander loves to show her kids all time which is not bad but she doesn't even mention her husband.....
What baffles me most is this statement; "my money is for me and my kids"...

Does it Mean a wife cannot even treat her husband well too?

I guess this is the main reason some men ignore their wife and kids to enjoy their lives... They know that most kids grow to love their mother..

I don't blame such men.... But I don't hope to have such a wife that have the mentality of my kids and I ALONE?


2ndly, I feel most women are not happy in their marriage which is why all they live for is their kids.. The only reason why most ladies are still under the same roof is because of the kids and their lack of financial resources to stand alone... Most are just having sex, doing mommy and daddy bcoz of the kids but the true essence of marriage between has long dissappeared...

If not, in my own perception, a happily married woman should be proud of her husband. She should happily treat her husband well. She should say wonderful things about her husband.

Marriage dey fear me walahi....
Ahnie this is for u cool
Christianity EtcRe: El-rufai Demolished Churches In Kaduna States (photos) by deepwater(f): 8:21pm On Jun 12, 2022
It's about to get messy.
FoodRe: See The ₦600 Fish I Bought In Ibadan (Photo) by deepwater(f): 8:16pm On Jun 12, 2022
arsenic33:
I was surprised to see fish of #700 bought yesterday by a nairalander yesterday.
https://www.nairaland.com/7133328/please-see-700-naira-fish

This is the one I bought for #600 this morning along Iwo road. Each goes for #300 for sharwa fish anywhere in Ibadan except the fish seller is greedy and the buyer does not know what's up.

How much is it in you area?

Pls mod move to front page so everybody can see that it's not too worst in every part of Nigeria.
dem cheat u
On a good day 600 naira shawa suppose full everywhere

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