Jakasibo:
The Day i pressed a girl's Brezz. and the teacher saw me



Enemy of progress

Dekadet:
back in JSS 2, I consumed a whole bulb of garlic before proceeding to morning class.........imagine the rest

klassic:
Never got sent out of class but got suspended almost twice in secondary school. Appearently cos I was quiet every one thought they could shit on me.
There was this abino always looking for trouble .we all called him teddy bear face cos he had this funny childish face.
One day e offended me and was making mockery of me on top am join. I dial he face ,I collect serious beating that day. And that was the day the entire staff room started calling me militant. Cos the albino face red like tomatoes for hours.
Unknown to me, I became target cos the guy dad owe bread while I nor get who even get my time to find me come school.
Student teachers begin plan me. For failure to pay some fees for a subject I wasn't gonna take cos I wasn't interested but was kinda compulsory, the student teacher dial my ear. Bros I nor lie I return am , spit follow and I begin dey find bottle to design am in my rage.
The beating I receive nor get part two.
I still go waylay am sha I almost go expelled, but I was about writing my neco.
My dad finally intervened first time he ever came and threatened to take the matter before VC , na so matter die.But the albino never knew peace till he finally left. Anywhere we see na fight till blood show.at a point me and e am retire, e come be me and e elder brother and we lost a tooth to our fights maybe perhaps I was stuttered I was easily enraged. Even for teacher present we go fight. But na me go beat you oooo. If time reach to judge you dey lie and I nor fit talk fast cos I dey stutter, its either we start fresh round of fight or I begin dey cry if na those teacher I dey fear .

Deseo:
In my diploma days.
I was sitting in front, he was facing the class (facing me). I was looking straight at his face and he was like
"why are you looking at me? Do you know me from anywhere?"
I replied 'no sir', he continued teaching and turned back to meet my stern face again. The man got angry and said 'see as her eyes dey brown dey look me, please leave my class'.
I took my notes and left.

uniqueogo:

I can't imagine, tell us

HQuadreal:
A friend write "4Q" on a paper and ask me to read it, I didn't check it well before reading it loud in class.
So the teacher gave me ten strokes of cane and send me out of the class.

HQuadreal:
A friend write "4Q" on a paper and ask me to read it, I didn't check it well before reading it loud in class.
So the teacher gave me ten strokes of cane and send me out of the class.

Aikaybadex:
Boss na you o Boss na you o

Liljeez:
U be Warri boy abi

mykelmeezy:
i stood up in class n shouted rain drop



the class responded drop top

Oxster:
@ english class,,,we were learning how to use de word*Ought*,,,Lol only de ibo will understand(I started mkn fun of de word)Oughttttttt!!!!!!!

klassic:
Never got sent out of class but got suspended almost twice in secondary school. Appearently cos I was quiet every one thought they could shit on me.
There was this abino always looking for trouble .we all called him teddy bear face cos he had this funny childish face.
One day e offended me and was making mockery of me on top am join. I dial he face ,I collect serious beating that day. And that was the day the entire staff room started calling me militant. Cos the albino face red like tomatoes for hours.
Unknown to me, I became target cos the guy dad owe bread while I nor get who even get my time to find me come school.
Student teachers begin plan me. For failure to pay some fees for a subject I wasn't gonna take cos I wasn't interested but was kinda compulsory, the student teacher dial my ear. Bros I nor lie I return am , spit follow and I begin dey find bottle to design am in my rage.
The beating I receive nor get part two.
I still go waylay am sha I almost go expelled, but I was about writing my neco so they had to chill . I don enrol finish.
My dad finally intervened first time he ever came and threatened to take the matter before VC , na so matter die.But the albino never knew peace till he finally left. Anywhere we see na fight till blood show.at a point me and e am retire, e come be me and e elder brother and we lost a tooth to our fights maybe because I stuttered I was easily enraged. Even for teacher present we go fight. But na me go beat you oooo. If time reach to judge and you come dey lie and I nor fit talk fast cos I dey stutter, its either we start fresh round of fight or I begin dey cry if na those teacher I dey fear .

Liljeez:
I'm just eager to read yours..

Hannysmilez:
Ive been sent out a couple of times bt most annoying was with this Agric lady.
I told her I was too tired to copy her notes. She called me a failure nd asked me to leave.
She always had a lowkey issue with me over my pink lipgloss and jewelry. That was like 12/13 years ago tho

joseph1832:
Hey you.
*Big hug.

ademidedavid:
It was in a yoruba class and we were learning combination of vowels and alphabets...we have done for a, e, e and was on O wen we started but to my surprise the whole class kept quiet when we got to 'O' pelu 'B' pelu 'O'......i just shouted OBO meaning pussy!!! d woman just looked at me and said ile baba e ni wa ti lo do obo na.......and sent me out of her class.

Hannysmilez:

Heeeyyo!!! Im just in the mood for huggies and kisses.
howdy

joseph1832:
i'm doing great, you? Been like forever. What's been up with you?

Hannysmilez:
I'm fantastic maaahn! Work,work and more work.
How's Gidi this evening

uniqueogo:



so it was even now u corrupted ,it was right from school