₦airaland Forum

PMB, it's better you forget them. God has given u the last laugh which every reasonable man will pray for. those who speak against u here on Nairaland are still wailing for not supporting u from d start bcoz they don't bliv the change can b this fast.

write it here or 4get it.

Op d Nairaland campaign manager in the making.

in case... (u can fill in the gap).

Teyonie will b okay 4 me.

falconey:
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& u're father of how many?

try get her number, & message her on some occasion, e.g to wish her gud morning, gud nit ( but let der b interval in messaging her) & u can compliment her wen she plait her hair or put on a nice cloth. don't rush to woo her, first gav her d impression dat u ar coming to. b4 d aforementioned make sure u've been taking to her (hello how was ur nit, u look gud diz morning is enough talking). N:B don't b too desperate to av her.

PunkyVeer:
Hehehe. What can you do except grind him like two lesbeeans doing it

come again pls, by dat u mean?

okay. baba is der to do somtin, u can count on him. he won't fail us.

urchbarbie:
cos the north are still damn backward that they cant attempt to write u mean?

wow! I love this reply of urs. smart damsel. 3 kisses for u.

Sanchez01:
Click on the picture. When it brings up 'save as', click on the image name like you want to rename it, then add ".jpg" at the end part and save. This way, you've been able to change the extension and file format.

thanks for this info.

Explorers:
4. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Or any other encyclopedia for that matter. Scientists have yet to settle on adefinitive amount, but the storage capacity of the brain in electronic terms is thought to be between 3 or even 1,000 terabytes. The National Archives of Britain, containing over 900 years of history, only takes up 70 terabytes, making your brain’s memory power pretty darn impressive.

can the scientist provide us any man wit diz quality?

Teyonie:
Thank You

u're welcome. I try mailing u( tru diz nairaland email link) ,u see it?

Teyonie:
I was surprised and sad when I checked his phone and realised that he doesn't keep my text messages even the ones he sends to me but he kept one other one from another lady, what could this mean please? I'm anticipating your opinions o cos I don't want to react wrongly. Thanks.

it's time to give the guy a red card. and u look gud babe.

kemlily:
Noted

babe I like ur DP. u luk gud

Babafaros, u don enter Moz this morning? na u o.

Ebonyeyes:
Are we not one people? after we complain that the whites are discriminating against us when we are doing it to eachother .

Hi babe! is dat u on d DP? u look sexy?

is dat the scene o the event or?

400billionman:
The poverty in Nigeria is alarming. .

making a case for them or what?

I'm not convince in anyway, bcoz all u will write in the book will still be subjective. diff rules for diff games I.e football rules is diff from tennis rules same wit ladies, i giv u the room to convince me dat's my statement is wrong. I love ur marketing strategy both the one u use here and that on ur site. nic one 4 u.

Bobbyjay001:
It is now cleared to me that ur insanity is of highest order. Or how do I describe a boy like you who just spew rubbish with his "goro" coated teeth? You need to be checked upstairs. Mind you, this will be my last reply to ur uncomprehensive quotes because I got no time for you. I know you are enjoying your day. Keep it up.

actually this is just fun. I neva intend to attack ur personality though I used a fuel words, so sorry for dat. and i mean i am sorry. enjoy d rest of ur day. and I wish u a nice month.

I so much kno how painful animals feel when they are restrain from manifesting their foolishness. this is why God is using me 4 u today so that u can showcase ur talent.

Bobbyjay001:
May the itchings dat disturb that ur "jigger" stricken thumb never cease to manifest their ignorance. May dat ur dirty goat-ass mouth remain infested with maggots. Who are you to correct me bro? I accept correction from people with genuine love. Why the hell did you call me "mumu" and other annoying names? May uncontrolable swams of bees feast on ur dirty dangling testicles even without sparing ur uncircumcised d*ck head. You need deliverance and I will contribute in my own small measure to deliver you from shackles of ignorance. Have a nice day. You're my boy whom I can chastise anytime I feel like. One love. Enjoy ur day.
May the itchings dat disturb that ur "jigger" stricken thumb never cease to manifest their ignorance. May dat ur dirty goat-ass mouth remain infested with maggots. Who are you to correct me bro? I accept correction from people with genuine love. Why the hell did you call me "mumu" and other annoying names? May uncontrolable swams of bees feast on ur dirty dangling testicles even without sparing ur uncircumcised d*ck head. You need deliverance and I will contribute in my own small measure to deliver you from shackles of ignorance. Have a nice day. You're my boy whom I can chastise anytime I feel like. One love. Enjoy ur day.

I can see that foolishness in u and u av it in excess and ur comment never dispute that. I respect u for that, now I av it in record that I've seen a man who possess talent that I av not and will never desire to av. ride on senior man u can always do better. less I 4get hope u're enjoying ur day?

Bobbyjay001:
I don't why some pple are so dull.

what's the meaning of this u've written Mr kno all. u telling me not to quote u is like telling me not to correct u frm acting foolish, that's not lov bro, I can't do dat. I will kip on donating knowledge to ur path till u're free from bondage of stupidity. and if that fails to work den we support u wit fasting and prayer. Enjoy ur new month, as each days conform to bless u.

Bobbyjay001:
you can lie sha. Was #500 in circulation then?

mumu, stop advertising urself as a fool, think well. 100 naira in 5 places equals 500 naira, 50 naira in 10 places makes 500. I didn't see wer it was mentioned that it was a single 500 note. have a lovely day and happy new month in advance.

Caracta:
For a young child, that was a terrible experience that gives me goose bumps each time I remember. I refuse to forgive that dog and every other dog. I cannot simply love a dog. It has become natural. I was disrespected, ridiculed and bullied by one of them without an apology!

I love the way u put down this conclusion part, it gives a clear picture of the whole event btw u and the dog. thumb up dear.

Rilwon:
The driver must have been Jonathan - clueless stupíd ogogoro drinking flat headed nitwit motherf*cking bastârd

Boss, why naw! I thought u said u've forgiven this man, try to forget his evil days pls. see as u finish the man. Lolz.

Nicholas4:
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the following Postgraduate programmes leading to the award of Postgraduate Diploma, Masters degree and Ph.D in the various Faculties/Schools/Institutes of the University of Benin

METHOD OF APPLICATION: GENERAL

Candidates are to purchase application forms online with any valid VERVE OR MASTERCARD ATM BANK CARD for the sum of N12,050.00. The form must be correctly filled with all information required before submitting online and thereafter printed out from the UNIBEN Website. Go to www.uniben.edu . Click on the WAEUP PORTAL LINK Follow the instructions given. The following documents will be printed out from the Website:- application and referee forms. Any form not properly filled will not be treated. All application processes must be completed 30th September, 2015.

ADMISSION PROCEDURE:

Only candidate given admission into the various Pg programmes are to proceed to pay the total amount of Non-Refundable Acceptance fees of N45,000.00 Note: Acceptance fee must be paid before candidates can be cleared..

O.A Oshodin (Mrs)
Registrar

To download the advert/prospectus, please click on the link below

https://uniben.waeup.org/documents/pgad1516/file.pdf

NOTE: Application closes 30th September 2015

pls, I need information as regards the school part time registration, can u pls update me