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PoliticsRe: US Armed Forces Vs Nigerian Armed Forces by Deffjam: 8:29am On Sep 18, 2020
emae009:
you can't even have the military in Washington and you're mentioning the white house. They dress like the army but they are called National Guard. If it was the military, Trump would've have been impeached by now
just leave that man ahbeg! How can u have army in the Streets! Doing what. Each state has their own respecive National guard.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Deffjam: 7:58am On Sep 18, 2020
Someone should please recommend an interesting movie ,with the genre ACTION AND ROMANCE. Thanks
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend That Got Arrested Has Been Released Thanks To Nairaland by Deffjam: 12:00am On Sep 18, 2020
eezeribe:
You deactivated your former account... Why?
thats not him! This One na fake.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Deffjam: 9:26am On Sep 17, 2020
Tupacx:
Go SA?
Did she mention relocating to SA?
i think she won a trip nah!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Deffjam: 8:27am On Sep 17, 2020
I dont have any favourite but i just know i passionatly dislike that Vee......that girl is too bitter ahbeg.
make she do make she dae go SA.


silent reader!
RomanceRe: I've Never Seen My Sperm Before. Pls Help by Deffjam: 9:16am On Sep 16, 2020
lightangel65i:
If testicles are not decended after puberty, that means that your reproductive organ is still stuck in pre puberty form, leading to an absence of testereone, thats why you will have little to no sex urge and no sperm production. If you go to a hospital they can give you a check up so they know if to put you on testereone pills to cancel out the problem.
lol, thanks man. Not mine.
RomanceRe: My Experience With An Assassin Living In My Area (mehnnnnnnnnn) by Deffjam: 7:25am On Sep 16, 2020
You mean u saw a snipper? I hope you knw what a snipper riffle is?
am sure they just saw an Ak
RomanceRe: I've Never Seen My Sperm Before. Pls Help by Deffjam: 10:57pm On Sep 15, 2020
lightangel65i:
Ok bro are your testicles decended or are they still up close to your dick.

If yes see a doctor fast
If they are decended, bro you deserve a cold beer
can u help me with the basic meaning of ur write up?thanks
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 10:27pm On Sep 14, 2020
subcbouy:
You don't need belief jazz but people who believe it really knows it is real.
snr bros!
just leave that guy, dem go dae argue blindly, just to dae exceptional.
FamilyRe: My Uncle Insists That I Shouldn’t Marry Her by Deffjam: 7:20am On Sep 13, 2020
Everybody is just shouting you should wife her.

nobody saw the fact that she easily droped the ring and imediatly went back to the escort site and updated her problem....her mind sef no too dae the comittment sef.

i might be wrong though.
RomanceRe: What's Your Best "It's A Small World" Experience? Share by Deffjam: 9:31pm On Sep 12, 2020
NewDelhi:
Another one I met a girl around oshodi in the late 90s. There was no phone then. So I felt there was no way we were gonna have a decent communication. Well I accepted my fate and everybody go him own separate ways. Few months later I went to greet a brother at ibadan. He told me he wasn't around but his bae was around and he told her of my arrival so when I get there I should just knock. It happened that the same girl was his girlfriend and had come to spend the weekend with him. When she saw me she was shocked, so also was I..small world.
bros,na old man u be oooh,anyway this na 25. Gud p.m sir.
RomanceRe: My Experience Today While Trying To Bleep An Aro Cultist Babe by Deffjam: 5:18pm On Sep 11, 2020
decrownprince:
Baba leave am. That Viqueen go treat him fvckup if he brk her heart.
this your signature Shaa
RomanceRe: My Experience Today While Trying To Bleep An Aro Cultist Babe by Deffjam: 4:41pm On Sep 11, 2020
You wanted to bleep a a bella? Dont even try it.
RomanceRe: What's Your Best "It's A Small World" Experience? Share by Deffjam: 11:39am On Sep 11, 2020
Eddie360:
Mine ws back then in 2011 when I finish sec sch I wnt to stay ma with ma uncle who do provision business in student villa (futy yola) there dis guyz who stay together d always com for credit in our shop or to buy garri and sugar.... Just day b4 yesterday d oda guy just com to cut his head and we met if u see hw dis guy change ehn nw his an officer wit prison service...Thou me sef don graduate just waiting for nysc.

Sorry for the typing error I was in a hurry when I type all those errors.... And for those who think because I made a mistake am nt a complete graduate... Just knw dat no human is a perfect being
guy,if this thing go fp, you no go like youself oooh.

which one be he came to cut his head?
RomanceRe: I Caught My Pastor Having Sex With A Female Corp Member by Deffjam: 9:09am On Sep 10, 2020
Bofoy4:
my dear am not ignorant the school warn me strictly not to expose the secret if not that they will take action on me. So I give up
so you already told the school?

if i were you, i would just mind my bussiness.

you should'nt have posted the names of the church anyway.
PhonesRe: Has Anyone Recover Stolen Phone Through IMEI by Deffjam: 8:54am On Sep 10, 2020
Did that once with 10k last year. Forget mtn go to the police or ss, even cid.
if you go to mtn office,you will still need a security personal.
TravelRe: Best Country To Immigrate For A Single Mother? by Deffjam: 7:26am On Sep 06, 2020
That money too small....germany should be around 7m.
wait let justwise clarify you.
RomanceRe: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Deffjam: 6:25am On Sep 06, 2020
Op if yot no know something no dae talk am.



the person would be barking or be doin somasault.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2020
Ent3rpreneur:
I dey come Kogi in two weeks bro.
You want us to believe you've changed abi?
Small thing, you go dey talk say if anybody mention you again, make him phone spoil abi.
You insulted me last week, I didn't want to start anything then.

You annoy me for the slightest of reasons.

I'm coming to Kogi to see my babe though.
We can have drinks and settle like men though.
ok...i just hope say na only you dae date her.

no offence
EducationRe: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Secondary School? by Deffjam: 8:50pm On Sep 05, 2020
KingAzubuike:
There was a general flogging, it got to my turn and I "dusted" it ( if you know the meaning of dusting) . The teacher got infuriated and took it as an act of disrespect, the fool said I was supposed to be crying and rolling on the floor. Naso my matter take enter principal office.
gud p.m s, this is 25.i hope we are good now sir!
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 8:35pm On Sep 05, 2020
LyfeJennings:
U and ur family will die
If U want to mediate
Na so Dem dey do??
So I go dey look am dey curse me?
me and my family and ur family will not die before our time. Next time read carefully....Gud p.m
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam:
LyfeJennings:
U and ur family will die
If U want to mediate
Na so Dem dey do??
So I go dey look am dey curse me?
.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2020
DemonInvoker:
Calm down ooo.
Nothing dey inside ooo.
A Smart person learns from personal experience but A Wise person learns from the experiences of others.
guy ,i have already adressed the issue several times....i dont knw why he went to dig the post. That thing don tey nah...i don deactivate that act for close to 2 months and i don apologise tire...that guy just dae disturb me....at lease i don see and hear alot of things to correct ma head. Thanks bro.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam:
DemonInvoker:
Guy respect yourself...No use us dey catch cruise.He brought back things you had said earlier before this your Flat Flat.
If I can remember you once said you were a Buccaneer? Were you?!
no ...

Being a lover,i was jus clout chasing back then, never neve its gon b like this. I regreted doing that.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 7:03pm On Sep 05, 2020
Ent3rpreneur:
I will get you, if its the last thing I do on planet earth.
Bastard
just like that? U just start dae threating me! U see me for dream. No problem kogi-state is open to everybody. Come and get me.....
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2020
Ent3rpreneur:
STFU, you loud-mouthed lout.
guy respect urself.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam:
Instrumentalng:
No bro we aren’t
But that statistic might be true
Cultism now in ph is not a big deal
It’s just like fans of football team
People can join 3-4 at a time
Lol it’s something else down town IYKYK
Have you heard of the street call Egede
In mile 2 diobu ph
Them no born you well to walka there as a Jew
Even for day time
Under 14 go point you stainless duff you main main
.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Deffjam: 6:25pm On Sep 05, 2020
LyfeJennings:
God will punish ur father and mother. Cultism is a right of almost all Rivers of blood citizen 80% of all the youths there are cultists
baba u beta die those insults...we no dae insult for here!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Need Help To Stop Taking Drugs by Deffjam: 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2020
KristaPretty:
How did you stop? Please try to reach out to him for guidance. Thank you.
well, as for TM, anytime i take that thing na to dae vomit up and down (i usually add it with drinks). So let just say the thing no work with my body system.
PhonesRe: Please I Need urgent Advice On a Phone i Am About To Purchase by Deffjam: 5:50pm On Sep 05, 2020
Carry one engineer go check am.....MAKE SURE U HAVE RECIEPT ,MAKE SURE U COLLECT RECIEPT.e get why ooh.....

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