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Food / Re: Recipe For Losing Weight..... Lose 12kg In Two Weeks by degelinglacis: 10:13am On Jun 06, 2020
Bellong

So I have started mine today. I find it difficult drinking Lipton tea so I had little I guess I will have to switch to coffee tomorrow.
Everyone is just insensitive around me, can you imagine they made pounded yam and Egusi soup and even invited me o. But I'm not tempted. I refuse to be!

I hope to reach the 13 days

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Literature / Re: The Wedding Night by degelinglacis: 2:15pm On Oct 22, 2019
Oremeyii:


I sent u an e-mail after seeing dat d story wasn't completed.
I should have answered ur mail, buh d network is bad and I'm using freebasics rn.

I just wanted to say it wasn't fair dat u left d story at a cliffhanger.
One thing I hate is reading a half completed story on nairaland, i waiting for Tunga and Amenze to meet, thinking d story was completed, but then I started reading of other characters and I knew dat d story wouldn't be completed, buh I was in too deep already.

If it's on okadabooks, pls can u be a darling and drop a link, If not, pls tell me ur plans abt d book
I really wanted to see what happened and read the full book

I'm sorry the story is not completed. I will complete the story as soon as I am less busy (From late November).
Thank you ma.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Bombs Boko Haram Terrorists During A Meeting (video) by degelinglacis: 2:23pm On Oct 19, 2019
Great news

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Reminder: Things To Do On Jum'uah (friday) by degelinglacis: 10:33am On Apr 05, 2019
Don't press your phone like a toddler
Literature / Re: The Wedding Night by degelinglacis: 7:13am On Apr 04, 2019
I'm sorry for "abandoning" this story. I was busy with �

Apologies to y'all

For new readers, the story start at page4.

Pls am counting on your support.

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Literature / Re: The Wedding Night by degelinglacis: 5:52pm On Apr 03, 2019
Bisi left Amenze at the barstool and slid into the large groug of people dancing, she felt it was like home, second to her secret habit----ciggarette smoking. She loved the loud music and being surrounded by strangers. It didn't matter that her marriage has finally crashed few days ago and her ex hubby sold most of the things he could laid his hands on. She was finally free especially since she was saved from media drama that came with celebrities crashed marriages. Everything had went down quietly. There was no point airing their dirty linen to the world (which was the only way she thought she could ruin him) since it would rubb off on her as well. Most men and women are hypocrites who'd found one way or the other to blame her. Besides, it was her problem. Nasty comments from social media would only add to her emotional ruins.
She relished the feel of people dancing around her. She brought out her phone and texted Amenze who was holding what looked like her second shot.
"Are you okay?"
"Mostly"
Bisi leaned back and looked her over. Amenze was not okay, the whole improptu marriage was weighing her down, her eyes were paled and wide and to be honest Bisi wondered if a miracle can indeed happen in less than six weeks.
*If you want to leave just tell me" Bisi texted again
"I'm ok. Dance. You need it more than I do"
It was the truth. A bitter truth that stuck in her throat. She needed this and was doing more for herself than for Amenze. But then she won't feel guilty over it. In fact, she refused to feel anything. She slipped deeper through the crowd, pausing to dance with different men before moving away, before they realized. She moved to a corner that obscured her from the public and lit her ciggarette.
Her head spun with each exhale----a pleasant feeling she had become addicted to many months ago.
"You are barren" she could still hear him and it hurt badly. She remembered she smiled at him as he boasted about one of his girlfriends who had had five abortions for him.

"I was used because I am worthless. Now he has abandoned me"

She hushed the voice that haunted her since the beginning of the end of her marriage. She took a long drag from the ciggarette closing her eyes----trying to escape. With each exhale, her thoughts drifted away. By the time she finished her cigarettes, her mind had become blank. She crushed the remaining bit under her stiletto heels and chewed on bars of chocolate to rid the ciggarette smell. After 30 minutes, she sprayed perfume on her body. She hated people to know she smokes. She felt she did not need their judgement or pity. It was an habit she indulged in months back, she believed she would snap out of it soon.

She danced into the crowd and was enjoying herself when she caught the sight of a man whose voice sounds sonorous to her ears. And he was handsome. She admired his simple dress of plain blue T-shirt and faded jeans. He exuded power with his searching eyes as if lookong for what was out of place and needed to be fixed. Finally, his eyes landed on her making her feel mushy.
She extricated herself from her dancing partner with a polite "excuse me" and walked up to the new guy.
"Hello" she smiled shyly
He didn't reply for few seconds, his eyes roaming over her face. He must have found whatever he was looking for because he moved closer to her, his fingers stroking her collar bone.
"You look good" he said
"Looks are pure deception"
"Right"

His hand settled at the small of her back stroking the thin fabric of her dress. Slowly, she forgot the crowd on the dance floor or any world outside his embrace. He used his hold to tilt her head back so he met her eyes that were stormy with desire. He kissed her lightly until she deepened it, he tightened his hold on her back before he spoke against her lips "Let's go to somewhere private"

A quick glance at the club showed Amenze was still seated at the same spot nursing who knows what number of her alcoholic. She wouldn't be gone too long. Few minutes and she would be done with the stranger. She grabbed his arm and led the way to a hidden corner she had her ciggarette almost an hour ago.
"Here will do" she said.
But that stupid voice chose that moment to castigate her.

Bisi, isn't it bad enough that you smoke ? Now you want to include wantonness.

But as usual she shut the voice up.
Before she could wonder if she'd just made a mistake, he was on her, dragging her against his body and kissing her. He placed himself between her legs, the position hiked up her dress as he moved closer until it pooled around her hips. He ran his hand up her bare thighs making a deep sound of appreciation.
"What's your name?" He asked
"Bisi" and before she could ask his name, his mouth was on hers again kissing her like she was his next breath. She wrapped her legs around his waist, moaning. His hands continued the upward movement, cupping her buttocks lifting her so he could thrust against her. He used his free hand to slide her dress off her shoulder and then his mouth was on her left breast sucking her nipple.
She went on his jeans and drew down the zipper. A condom appeared in the midst of their sexual scene and she was almost losing her bravado when the stranger spoke her mind "Last chance to change your mind"
"No" she said.

She was a free woman. She had no one to consider but herself before indulging in sex. And here she was doing it safely unlike her stupid ex.
He lifted her spreading her legs before sliding in and out of her in a way that hit that sensitive spot. She went wild as pleasure build with each stroke and she exploded with a shriek he muffled with his hand. He kept sliding in and out of her until all she could do was cling to him and take it. He came with a loud groan.

After few seconds that feels like hours, she entangled herself from him breathing heavily. She went in search for her missing clothings

"Bisi" he called and it was there and then she didn't even know his name. Well, it was one night stand. It was only for this night.

"Is this yours?" He asked holding three stick of cigarettes that must have fallen from her earlier on

"No" she lied

"What's your name?" She asked

"Dayo. Adedayo" he answered staring at her.

She wondered why he was staying back when he was fully dressed. She didn't want his company and she tried to say her good bye, he was on her again kissing her neck with his hand moulding her breast. She felt her traitorous body respond and before she knew it she was moaning and playing with his nipple. Part of her wanted to keep silent and go another round, but panic reigned supreme. This hadn't been the escape she wanted. No, this man made her feel like she was his and she didn't want that.
A second time with him would made her feel bound. Slowly, she pushed against his chest wall "please stop"
"Dance with me" he said

She obliged him dancing like a woman with no past or future, the music driving every single worry out of her mind. Her partner was really into her. He asked questions about her which she provided false answers to. She even gave him a wrong phone number by changing the last digit to 3 instead of 1.
After tonight, she hoped their paths would not cross again.
Not that he wasn't the best she had met in recent years but because she didn't feel worthy of anyone. Afterall,she was infertile, worthless and used.

And you smoke.

Well, yeah. That too.

Her moment of escape came when an equally handsome man joined them on the dance floor. Dayo embraced him and quickly introduced her in all excitement
"Meet my blonde, her name is Bisi"
She had greeted the other man in all politeness and had told Dayo she needed to use the restroom. He kissed her cheek and told her he would wait for her at the exclusive.
With tears streaming down her face, she ran when she reached the club exit.
He wants more. More
She brought out her phone and texted Amenze to join her at the back of the hotel whenever she was ready to leave.
She knew it would be incredibly selfish to just head home without Amenze even though she wanted to escape from the whole happening. God! The look in his eyes.
She brought her ciggarette and lighter. She needed an escape

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Literature / Re: The Wedding Night by degelinglacis: 11:22pm On Mar 07, 2019
Adetunga drove to the night club his friend was celebrating the weekend. Since that day he wrongly accused Dayo of dating Adetomilola, and he had said his apologies over the phone which had drained the tension, he hadn't had a chance to hang out with him. He blamed it on his busy days with Stella. The young lady had impressed him with her dreams of being a great tourist and Chef. Together with his new restaurant crew, they planned new menus to attract the Chinese that were busy flooding his environs. He knew it was only a matter of time before the Chinese established one, it was best he had his own and with his companies reputation he was sure to make a huge profit. People believe in his products. Stella put use her new knowledge of Chinese recipes, she was excited she finally found a purpose-----something she enjoyed beyond secretarial job.
Adetunga saw how happy and resourceful she was at the restaurant, he informed his HR department to be on the lookout for a new secretary only to be told his brother employed a Miss Peter six months ago. When he enquiried further, he was told Miss Banjo was performing poorly and his brother couldn't cope with her ineptitude.
He didn't know what to make out of it. Since their new found friendship, Stella had confessed on the real reason her father sent her to the company. She had pleaded with him she needed a good job in order to be free of her father's schemes. Adetunga had been thinking of a permanence----having her in his restaurant for as long as she wanted to stay wasn't a big deal but with the new knowledge that Stella took credit for someone else work was something he could never be comfortable with. He decided he would end it at the sixth month. He would recommend her to some good hotel owners where she can start her life and he would be free from the Banjos.
The rest of the drive passed in thought of the new secretary he never met. Miss Peter Amenze. The name reminded him of his late mother's state, Benin. The last time he visited there was at a tender age of 11. He no longer has a relative, his uncles died shortly after his parents.
God! He missed them. They were the only couples that looked like they belonged together. Only few couples these days looked that way; he could easily see beneath their facades. Dayo and his late wife looked like the dream couple but death ripped them apart just like it did to his parents.
He stepped into a vast area with plush blue and gold carpet, chandeliers and scores of massive tables for poker games, roulette, chess and whatever game one desires. Flat TV screens on one wall of the club showed soccer to other sports like skiing tournaments in Alps. Couches was arranged around the wall for people who wanted to watch the football games and put a bet on them. Adetunga took in every minute details of the club. It was his habit to always made sure he was aware of everything around him. And when his eyes landed on his friend dancing and grinning wildly on the dance floor, he was beyond shock.

The lady Dayo was dancing with was on low cut and has a nice curvy body. Adetunga could tell she was beautiful just seeing her side view. Adetunga was engrossed with the image before him and didn't realize a bursty lady had leaned over the couch wearing a tank top and a red bum short that sparkled in rhinestones and she was obviously aware of the attention she drew from the males.
"Hi handsome. I would be more than happy to go on the low with you on the dance floor"
It was that moment he realized it's been a while he chatted with a lady who desires him, well except Stella of course.
His body guards made sure none of the ladies got closer enough
Why had he left them behind?
"We could really danced like them" she pouted and nodded to the direction where Dayo was dancing with the beautiful lady.
Something about her accent sent an alarm ringing in his head. He hated the Ghanian accent. He just hated it. It grate on his nerves whenever he listened to it.
"No sweet, we can't dance like them" he said excusing himself from her.
He headed to the dance floor moving his body to the music until he caught his friend's eye

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Food / Re: Lady Boils Tomatoes And Onions Before Blending (Photos) by degelinglacis: 7:34pm On Mar 05, 2019
stblessing:

What's black stew?
It's made with unrope pepper and tomatoes. It's popular with the Remo/Ijebu people
Food / Re: Lady Boils Tomatoes And Onions Before Blending (Photos) by degelinglacis: 5:45pm On Mar 05, 2019
I make my black stew with this method
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic To Marry A Billionaire - Uche Maduagwu Claims by degelinglacis: 8:16pm On Feb 04, 2019
yuzedo, where art thou

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Career / Re: Major Challenges Facing The Nursing Practice In Nigeria.. by degelinglacis: 7:37pm On Nov 28, 2018
The Best thing is to get your license and leave this county......
Politics / Re: Oyo State Introduces Levies On Churches, Mosques, Businesses For Security by degelinglacis: 7:31pm On Nov 28, 2018
Jiang:


Then why should a church pay tax,
just like you contribute #50 others contribute #500, besides some big man will even take responsibility for the whole tax.


If mosques don't pay, churches should not pay, I for example shall take responsibility for the central mosque in my area. the other small ones which are only 50-20 feet's from each other should fend for themselves, after all even Islamically astronomical number of mosques does not increase faith only division among the ummah


P.S, I take God beg you, unless you are under 10 years old don't call me uncle, am not even 30 yet angry

grin Uncle cheesy cheesy, I agree with you. This policy will help us get our priorities right as a ummah.
Career / Re: Help! My Boss Is Taking Credit For My Work by degelinglacis: 7:11pm On Nov 28, 2018
MrOpp:
Hello my fellow NLers,

I have been spending quite sometime on this forum recently, TBH, it has been informative, entertaining & quite educative.

I am presently in a dilemma and I need urgent input from experienced NLers, I believe we have experienced career people here that must have gone through what am going through at the moment.

I got a job about 6months ago, its quite a good job, thanks to Nairaland job section, on resumption I notice there was a total overhaul of my dept, all former staff were fired and we were employ to replace them. I resume same day with my Dept Manager two months later a junior officer was employ to join us.

I have had a fantastic relationship with my manager the past six months, and we are in good terms, we drive home together everyday, we chat, have quality conversation, even lunch together etc. but am really becoming worried about something else....

My manger seems to take credit for all my work, he somehow deny me opportunity to prove my worth to top management. Now I will give you a typical instance.

Whenever our GMD comes around, there is always a meeting with one rep from each dept. not neccessarily the departmental head, in his absence am suppose to represent the department, he denies me of opportunity like this.


He has on many occassions deny my opportunity to meet the GMD on job related issues, when the GMD needs to see someone from my dept. or sign some documents even in his absence, he either call me to handover documents to the GMD secretary or send an office assistant to drop the document.

Furthermore, on resumption, I noticed the coy still run their account dept manually, an accounting software was introduce, a software i have used for years, which he (my Manager) is not familiar with, though after the software was deploy, we were trained, even after the training he seems not to know his way around the software interface, i single handedly automated all historial data for the previous 2yrs, and my manager took the credit at the magt meetings. Without even mentioning my name, its really annoying.

I am totally pissed right not cos, he just got a pay rise courtesy to the successful deployment and automation of the accounting system, which he knows absolutely nothing about, which i singledhandedly, paintstakingly work on for over 6months even investing my Saturdays.

The above is one instance out of so many.

I expect a manager to represent work done my the department he manages as "WE in so & so dept" I have overheard him many times using "I".

He personally ask me not to pass any dept info to mgt staff member, and all enquiries should be refered to him. I feel he doesnt want me to shine.

I need advise from fellow NLers who have gone through similar situation.

This is not really going well with me.

I think you should reduce your friendship with him. It will help.

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Romance / Re: Which Type Of Single Are You? (Photo) by degelinglacis: 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2018
Singly single
Politics / Re: Oyo State Introduces Levies On Churches, Mosques, Businesses For Security by degelinglacis: 3:16pm On Nov 28, 2018
Jiang:
grin

This is small sef, reduce 20% on Manufacturing businesses and increase 30% on the mosques & Churches. If Na me eh......Na quarterly them dey go pay, even jobless Nigerian youth will pay 10k annually as tax for being unproductive


Others can not pay tax for health care, road & security & you come say you be jobless despite enjoying thier tax money...

NA LIE, You must pay for urself, family, kids & ur pets.


Naija must be great grin , I will start with my home state first


But d question here is, would Oyo state use the said money for that purpose?

Uncle, how will a mosque pay tax? Is it not the same mosque where we contribute #50, #20?
It been years some ladies went to a mosque...... Since they are either in their father's house or husband's house

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Politics / Re: JUST IN: 2019: Wike Threatens PDP, Presidential Aspirants Over Convention Venue by degelinglacis: 6:23pm On Sep 26, 2018
wristbangle:


Ko ni pe a to ye omo Oni breadi.

Between can his political relevance capture the position of saraki & Atiku?

We all know tinubu is still nursing slight wounds of his preferential candidates omitted during senate member inauguration in 2015. What then will happen to bros wike that will not smell the gate of Aso rock?

What's the meaning of "Ko ni pe a to ye omo Oni bread"

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by degelinglacis: 9:31pm On Aug 30, 2018
HARDDON:


I have been inundated with clarion calls for "Dating Drills: Girls Only! " And I have, for once in very long while, been seriously considering it based on our future projections for Dating Drill's Blog ( Balance drills for both genders)

But,

Even without these coordinated dating secrets, ladies have been drilling huge holes in the hearts/lives of loving nice guys from time immemorial grin cheesy grin

What do you think will happen if we decide to customise a structured dating lecture?
We would make monsters out of ladies and make life even harder for the average guy wouldnt we? cheesy

I guess it's worth giving a try! cheesy cheesy
( guys would hate me for this!) But then I retrospect and remember the advent of the computer. How a lot hated it, but the wise ones, upped their antes and learnt it's robes.
We are all benefiting from it's life impacting touch now.

To those that would oppose, I would have you reflect on this: what would you rather have? An unlearned soldier with a loaded gun or a learned one?


Btw, degelinglacis how come it's on your birthday, of all days, that you stumbled upon dating drills? angry

And why did you wait till the birthday heat/wetness is over before you decided to woo me?


Haddon replied, wow!!
*Dancing*
I saw this thread about the time you created it. But it's meant for guys so "" Shrugs"
2017: my birthday month was one sad month like that. I started reading this thread.
I was crushing on this cute guy, stalking him on social medias, I was always on his WhatsApp page typing shii and this guy would ignore me for days/ weeks.
I followed your advice, deleted him, I stopped "hi-ing" him. SENDLESS.

Towards the end of last year we hooked up again and the feelings came back but he was still distant.

I repeated the above(ignored him). He started calling, he became very attentive and now we are dating.

He's this Alpha type and I can't deal plus am inexperienced. I have only dated one guy before him.

This is the reason why I decided to "woo" you. Dating drills for ladies would help.

I have more to say, if I can send you a mail?

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by degelinglacis: 10:00am On Aug 30, 2018
automatix:
well, it would be tough for me cos I am not as experienced in that angle, hence why I even get in to trouble with these girls.

What I will suggest is state what you want or current problems you are facing and I am sure guys will help you out and that way, you get a personalized and custom solution that suits your need specifically... Hoe about that? wink

Can I mail you about it?
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by degelinglacis: 9:54am On Aug 30, 2018
@harddon, automatix , can we have a dating drills for females?
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by degelinglacis: 11:34am On Aug 29, 2018
automatix:
are u a lady?
Yes
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by degelinglacis: 8:07am On Aug 29, 2018
@Harddon, we need dating drills for ladies too!

I have been reading this thread since my birthday. it is really a nice thread

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Business / Re: Ram Scarcity Hits Jigawa, Merchants Opt For Supply From Benin Republic by degelinglacis: 9:16pm On Aug 19, 2018
killsmith:


Apart from insults and a large kitchen spoon, what else do you have in your head?



a functioning cerebrum you lack

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Business / Re: Ram Scarcity Hits Jigawa, Merchants Opt For Supply From Benin Republic by degelinglacis: 8:40pm On Aug 19, 2018
killsmith:
No matter how they try to paint it, Nigerian Muslims are are a disgrace to Islam....


Saudi Arabian women are more educated than their men. look at Qatar, Kuwait, etc then look at the typical aboki up to North. The most backward people on planet earth.... Shame!!

you are an idiot and a disgrace to your whole generation up till the end of time

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Politics / Re: Abdullah Umar Madidi: Saraki Stands Better Chance To Send Buhari Packing In 2019 by degelinglacis: 7:02pm On Aug 16, 2018
katikati
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Reveals That Her Son Will Not Bear Her Ex-husband's Last Name by degelinglacis: 3:49am On Aug 08, 2018
Tonto means Stupid cheesy
Food / Re: What Would You Prepare With This Smoked Fish? by degelinglacis: 1:46pm On Aug 02, 2018
I will use it to drink garri
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Beneficiaries Should Ensure To Stamp Their Deployment Latter And Upload It by degelinglacis: 7:11am On Jul 29, 2018
npowerng:



Okay, Noted sir.

Please!!!!! Reply me as well. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Beneficiaries Should Ensure To Stamp Their Deployment Latter And Upload It by degelinglacis: 11:42am On Jul 25, 2018
npowerng:
Following the LIVE chat, 2017 beneficiaries must know that you have entered into a relationship with the NPVN portal.

Upon collection of your deployment letter, you must take it to your PPA to have it stamped that you have resumed and upload on portal to be paid.

❤ right ��

Please reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Beneficiaries Should Ensure To Stamp Their Deployment Latter And Upload It by degelinglacis: 8:19am On Jul 25, 2018
npowerng:
Following the LIVE chat, 2017 beneficiaries must know that you have entered into a relationship with the NPVN portal.

Upon collection of your deployment letter, you must take it to your PPA to have it stamped that you have resumed and upload on portal to be paid.

❤ right ��

. Good a.m. I edited my profile (incorrect bank account number), and it showed the correct one before I went ahead and verified my account. I logged in days after and its still showing the incorrect one. Please what should I do about it
Health / Re: "We Are Both AS Genotype And We Don't Consider Break-Up As An Option" by degelinglacis: 5:27pm On Jul 15, 2018
EmpresFIDEL:
it is very difficult.. I have been addicted to him for 5years. so the only thing that want to separate us on this earth is genotype. it's very painfull


You are selfish. You don't even think about the possible harm you will cause your children. You are addicted to him indeed!

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Health / Re: "We Are Both AS Genotype And We Don't Consider Break-Up As An Option" by degelinglacis: 5:23pm On Jul 15, 2018
EmpresFIDEL:
please friends i really need your advice. I have been dating him for 5yrs now, we love each other so much . but our genotype is giving us serious issue, we are both As and we don't consider brake up as an option. the pressure on my boyfriend from family and friends is making him want to dissolve the relationship when he still love me deep down and I love him too.. we are just too confuse. I don't want to lose him.




You better make the right decision that is leaving him. You'd regret when you start having SS children. He would definitely leave you by then

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