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Jobs/VacanciesRe: God Keeps Elevating Me In My Work Place (photos) by deife(m): 9:24pm On Feb 24, 2017
I'm happy for you bro. I congratulate you. May God bless you more and more.
EducationRe: Drop One WORD That Can Make Someone Check His/her Dictionary. by deife(m): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2017
Schadenfreude
Christianity EtcRe: Happy 50th Birthday To Pastor Kolawole Oyeyem - Chapel Of Uncommon Grace (CUG) by deife(m): 3:30pm On Feb 19, 2017
Happy Birthday Sir. God bless you real good.
Christianity EtcRe: Happy 50th Birthday To Pastor Kolawole Oyeyem - Chapel Of Uncommon Grace (CUG) by deife(m): 3:29pm On Feb 19, 2017
brostheo:
Happy birthday uncommon thief
May God have mercy on your soul.
CelebritiesRe: Suicidal: Russian Model In A Death Defying Photoshoot Goes Viral. by deife(m): 6:40pm On Feb 15, 2017
Sheer madness.
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Classic Nigerian Sitcom? by deife(m): 8:04pm On Jan 25, 2017
naptu2:
Mathnet is a parody of the famous detective show Dragnet. A man and a woman solve cases using mathematics.

Bloodhound Gang were a group of kids that were private investigators. They often (though not always) used science to solve cases.
I admire your intelligence quotient and good memory sir.
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Classic Nigerian Sitcom? by deife(m): 7:59pm On Jan 25, 2017
dabossman:
Thanks for these memories Naptu2. I watched both Mind Your Language and Second Chance growing up. Also remember comedy shows like The Jeffersons with George and Louise, and Good Times that had Jay Jay and John Amos as their father. Then there was Different Strokes,Mixed Blessings, Sanford and Sons and the likes. The 80's was the real deal.
You're da Boss!
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Classic Nigerian Sitcom? by deife(m): 7:57pm On Jan 25, 2017
Ishilove:
I have. Thanks, sir.
You're welcome, Madam.
TV/MoviesRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Classic Nigerian Sitcom? by deife(m): 3:31am On Jan 25, 2017
Ishilove:
Your mother is older than I am. Is she a hag?

Omo ale jatijati.
Ishilove, please ignore the kid.
Car TalkRe: Help:my Dashboard Vibrates Whenever My A/c Is On And The Car Is On Hold by deife(m): 3:07am On Dec 23, 2016
phemmy26:
mine also

its a 2003 toyota c0rrolla
Hello sir. Please what was the solution when you faced that challenge cos I experience same at the moment and I use a 2003 Toyota Corolla too. I shall be grateful for your timely response. Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: The Hunt For Funmi Adams: Dead Or Alive? by deife(m): 10:09pm On Nov 02, 2016
warrenweste:
Quick update..


Aunty funmi is alive and in USA according to a church member who claimed to worship in the same church with her elder sister.. He promised to feed me back soon..
Wow! warrenweste and gang, you're da best. Your tenacity has paid off. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: The Hunt For Funmi Adams: Dead Or Alive? by deife(m): 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2016
OCTAVO:
We are getting there...
We are, bro. smiley
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini's 53rd Posthumous Birthday Is Today by deife(m): 8:42am On Oct 23, 2016
At a point in his career, two defenders constantly marked him, yet he was unstoppable. Till date I haven't seen a Nigerian striker who has attained such feat. He was a legend.
PoliticsRe: Remembering Dele Giwa: 30 Years After His Assassination by deife(m): 7:48pm On Oct 20, 2016
Icon4s:
hmm.. How many of us remember the song: " In Nigeria, West Africa, there was something terrible. On the 19th of october when they killed our journalist". Who still remember the next line abeg.

How time flies. Continue to rest our journalist.

*In Fella's voice*. "Who kill Dele Giwa? Na Baba. If u put Ngida na u sabi o". grin
In Nigeria, West Africa
There was bad an occasion


On the 19th of October
When they killed our journalist.
He was eating in his own house
When they brought an envelope
He was trying to open it
When the bomb blast over him

Chorus: Dele Giwa, Dele Giwa
Dele Giwa journalist...

That's as far as I can remember. Bros, he don tey. Lol
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by deife(m): 10:17am On Oct 19, 2016
Carlcaresophia:
You're very welcome. Glad to be of help.
smiley
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by deife(m): 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2016
Carlcaresophia:
Hello
it means you had set Anti-theft function before. If you forget the PIN, yet you want to change a Sim, please try below 3 ways.
1. Insert previous SIM card and cancel the anti-theft function, steps: setting----Security----Mobile anti-theft---cancel.
2. Fetch back your PIN via the emergency number when you set anti-theft function before (we usually choose phone number of relatives or friends). Ways as following: Insert the new SIM to your phone (ignoring that you can't operate the phone without PIN), send message #mima# to your phone via the emergency number. Then your emergency number can receive a message to reset PIN.
3. If you can't find your previous SIM and can't remember the emergency number (or the number is invalid), you can take your your phone to our Carlcare Service Center, our colleagues there will try to help you with your problem.
Below is contact info of our Carlcare in Abuja
1st Floor,NO.16 Gwani Street(near King's Care Hospital), off IBB Way, Wuse Zone 4, Abuja, FCT, Nigeria. +2348181176195

The previous 2 methods won't wipe your data, but the third one will.
Below website is for your reference. Thank you!
http://bbs.infinixmobility.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=2569&page=1#pid212354
Thanks @ Carlcaresophia. God bless you. It has been fixed. i am grateful.
CareerRe: List Of Things You Are Entitled To By Law From Your Employer by deife(m): 5:14pm On Oct 17, 2016
Thanks Op. I doubt if No 6 occurs in private establishments in Nigeria
EducationRe: SHOCKING! 5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist by deife(m): 6:43am On Oct 13, 2016
adedemmy:
Nigerians are one of the most creative people on the planet. While non-Nigerians may doubt my assertion,till they manage to invent a popular version of English like we did (Pidgin English), they can keep on doubting.
Although there are many awesome things Nigerians do, we do have some face palm moments. Don't laugh too hard at the five words Nigerians use that doesn't exist in the English dictionary:

1. Installmentally
This doesn't exist anywhere else except only in
Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search
"Installmentally" on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.


2. Night-Vigil
This is another one I don't understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?


3. Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be
extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn't exist.


4. Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European
custom of watching over a corpse till it's buried
(called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as "wake keep" or even "wake keeping".



5. Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean "cunning". How is that for a giant leap forward?


Source: http://betterpikins..com/2016/09/5-words-nigerians-use-that-actually.html
Well done Sir. I would like to correct no 4. It is "Wake", not "wake keep". Thank you.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by deife(m): 11:51am On Oct 08, 2016
Carlcaresophia:
Hello
it means you had set Anti-theft function before. If you forget the PIN, yet you want to change a Sim, please try below 3 ways.
1. Insert previous SIM card and cancel the anti-theft function, steps: setting----Security----Mobile anti-theft---cancel.
2. Fetch back your PIN via the emergency number when you set anti-theft function before (we usually choose phone number of relatives or friends). Ways as following: Insert the new SIM to your phone (ignoring that you can't operate the phone without PIN), send message #mima# to your phone via the emergency number. Then your emergency number can receive a message to reset PIN.
3. If you can't find your previous SIM and can't remember the emergency number (or the number is invalid), you can take your your phone to our Carlcare Service Center, our colleagues there will try to help you with your problem.
Below is contact info of our Carlcare in Abuja
1st Floor,NO.16 Gwani Street(near King's Care Hospital), off IBB Way, Wuse Zone 4, Abuja, FCT, Nigeria. +2348181176195

The previous 2 methods won't wipe your data, but the third one will.
Below website is for your reference. Thank you!
http://bbs.infinixmobility.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=2569&page=1#pid212354
Thank you so much for your elaborate response. I am so grateful. I will get back to you asap. God bless you.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by deife(m): 7:06am On Oct 08, 2016
Hello Friends,
Please my phone just got locked yesterday , asking for privacy protection password. It is a Tecno Phantom Z phone. Please is there anyone who can fix this without erasing my data? I am in Abuja. Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: The Hunt For Funmi Adams: Dead Or Alive? by deife(m): 8:36am On Oct 01, 2016
Happy Birthday, Nigeria.

CC. Seun
Lalasticlala
CelebritiesRe: The Hunt For Funmi Adams: Dead Or Alive? by deife(m): 8:35am On Oct 01, 2016
Nezero:
I'm guessing the military governments that were in power may have had something to do with it.

Maybe she got very rich and decided to lay low. Or perhaps she might be privy to some secrets of national importance.. ( I don't intend starting a conspiracy theory though. May God bless her for her efforts to make the world a happier place)
You may not be far from the truth bro. Weird things happen in this world. @ OP God bless you for your tenacity. We all love Auntie Funmi. I was privileged to listen to her songs as a child then. She's an icon...an enigma... what a beautiful soul!
Christianity EtcRe: Pray For Your Enemies Or Destroy Your Enemies? by deife(m): 6:46am On Sep 25, 2016
OP, our real enemies are the devil and his cohorts. They are the only ones we are permitted to rebuke, curse, bind and cast into hell. The person out there who doesn't like your face is not your real enemy. They are just a vessel the devil uses. You should pray for them.
FashionRe: A Nairalander's 5 Weeks Workout Results by deife(m): 2:41pm On Aug 22, 2016
ironheart:
Keep it up, the picture above you is what is called motivation, do not be discouraged by lazy people with shallow mindsets who will definitely bash you on this thread.

Now you are a testimony to anyone who think good body shape cannot be achieved.

I hope you do put this type of efforts into your education as well?

Hardwork pays
Wow! You have a way with words! Epic!
RomanceRe: How I Overcame Pornography by deife(m): 8:32pm On Aug 20, 2016
BlindAngel:
We need all this kind of topics on fp and not all those crap.
I deleted my 333 blue film (bf) a day before yesterday eveling. And now the urge is back again and very strong and powerful to download another bf and masturbate to it. No matter how hard i try to quit its not always succesful. Its been 4years now i started masturbation but still can't quit it.
God will make a way for you my dear brother. Don't go back. Hang on and constantly pray to God for grace not to go back.
FoodRe: How To Know Dangerous Bananas And Plantains by deife(m): 8:24pm On Aug 19, 2016
Wow! So educative. Thank you OP.
MODs, Front page please!
CelebritiesRe: Man Finds Frog In Water Dispenser - Bukky Wright (PICS & VIDEO) by deife(m): 4:39pm On Aug 16, 2016
I'm utterly gobsmacked! It's rather unfortunate that we live in a country where 'anything goes'. I won't be shocked if this is taken with levity and swept under the carpet. If someone cannot get potable water to drink from a water company like CWAY, then I guess it's best we go back to the days when we used to boil water in buckets before consumption.
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Help! I'm In A Religious Dilemma (I Don't Know Where I Stand Religious Wise) by deife(m): 1:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
Seun:
Sorry about the loss of your parents. There's no good evidence for the existence of God. We must rely on ourselves and each other to succeed. There's no need to waste your time trying to cultivate a relationship with, or to totally submit to, a person whose existence is unverifiable.
"Only fools say in their hearts, "There is no God." They are corrupt, and their actions are evil; not one of them does good!"-Psalm 14:1
Christianity EtcRe: 16 Short Sermons To Change Your Life by deife(m): 4:32pm On Aug 14, 2016
Thanks OP for the thread. Awesome piece.
FamilyA Paradigm Shift by deife(op): 12:36pm On Aug 02, 2016
A sage once defined insanity as doing the same thing, the same way and expecting a different result. Unfortunately, that is the case with most people as they keep indulging in the very same things that did not profit them in previous times. Some languish in abject poverty while some wallow in the quagmire of mediocrity and shame.

Beloved, it’s a good time to start afresh. We are in the eighth month of the year. The 8th number is symbolic. In the agenda of God, it’s the number of a new beginning. The time has come for you to start taking steps that will lead you to where you want to be. It is called a paradigm shift.

Is your health deteriorating? You may want to consider changing your habits. Nicotine and alcohol consumption take a heavy toll on one’s health. So do addiction to pornography, masturbation, unbalanced diet, insomnia and lack of regular exercises.

Is it bedlam at your home and your marriage is under great strain? Does your spouse seem to no longer care about you as you regularly experience neglect? Are your children obtuse, and incorrigibly wayward? You may want to invite the Prince of Peace in. He is Jesus Christ and He constantly beckons to you to come to Him (Revelation 3:20). He has the much needed solution you crave for. (Matthew 11:28-30).

Do you experience a shortfall in your income? You may need to study a book or two on managing your finance.

Do you find it difficult attracting and retaining friends, jobs and clients? Are you stagnant in your career and you desire upward mobility? Friend, if your answer is in the affirmative, you need a shift.

It won’t be a bad idea to sit back and reflect by asking yourself where you went wrong. It will amaze you to realise that most times, the answers we need in life are just at our doorstep. All we need do is just get up, take a step and we have solutions.

In conclusion, I urge you to be the best you can be. That master’s degree you’ve always wanted to earn, is best pursued NOW! Now is the time to go acquire that skill that will launch you to your next level in life. This is the time to write that book. It’s the perfect time to start that business. Today is the day of salvation. What a perfect time to go down on bended knees and seek peace with your Maker!

Don’t be crestfallen. There’s a miracle in your desert; there’s a blessing in your storm. There is hope for you today. ” For there is hope of a tree, if it be cut down, that it will sprout again, and that the tender branch thereof will not cease. Yet through the scent of water it will bud, and bring forth boughs like a plant.”- Job 14:7,9.

Do remember that the water never parts until you get your feet wet.

Keep soaring and make every moment count.

www.seyibale.

August 2016

BusinessRe: Rebrand Your Business With A Logo That Showcases Your Corporate Identity by deife(op): 8:22pm On Jul 31, 2016
Image matters.
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