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one yeye nokia like that, i cant remember the model. But the phone was produce incollaboration with vodafone or something, the shítting fone cant accept any third party apps. And at that was useless as hell, imagine browsing with the fone browser ontop edge network. Mtewww.

The suit aint fine.

johnmattew:
yahoo boy spotted

Stvpid boy spotted.

Lol. Mumu raid.

What a stupid point by the OP.

Ok, one minute men, your help has arrived.

Problem dey this world ooh.

football is life.

DrinkLimca:
And op Nigeria ladies are very dirty...
No offense but their vagina stinks..
Going down to give a Naija lady head always gives you high blood
pressure for what you might encounter with her vagina, sometimes
your tongue looses sensation for weeks and you begin to regret life..
Their hair stinks, they carry their made hair from salon for
months, draw close to some of them and watch the foul odour from
their hair..
vagina stinks, hair stinks, armpit stinks..
Disgusting attitudes, always rude...
They go to their salons to gossip...
Go to the bathroom of a Nigeria lady and the only thing you will
see is a joy soap and sponge..
Go to the bathroom of a white lady and you will see different soap,
liquid soaps to clean their armpits, hair and vagina, you see
different products to make them clean...
Nigeria ladies don't often wash their panties,, I can bet that no
nairaland lady have more than five pants and they are panties they
bought six months ago..
. white ladies don't put on panties more than five times, they throw
them away after every two weeks.
white ladies changes their panties twice a day but Nigeria ladies
ones a week....
This is just the bitter truth...

All this because a nigerian girl said no to you.

Chai this one don see one naive white girl, who might probably be underage judging by the pic. Its none of my business sha.

95% things women do are unexplainable.

Nice one mr dangote.

Laughing over some embarrassing moments in ones life years after is kind of cool.

if i react now, it will be too complicated.

I have missed alot sha.

stalingraddd:
shout out to prof emordi and doctor Lexington of history dept aau, when dey form holy holy but are shameless men who chase and Bleep our girls any how, shout out to prof efosa, oh boy if you no get money hide your face for where this man dey. aau the place where education died and was buried

I was reading through all the comments if i might see anyone celebrating any AAU lecturer, and then i saw this, immediately i saw the name emordi, i knew it wasn't going to be anything good. Its like most aau lecturers are cursed with the spirit of wickedness.

the legend lives on.

I am just so happy today, cause it's my birthday

nah wah ooh, see format.

Edo state need the hand of God

OK. but who knows if the virus went to hide somewhere inside his body

homeland is back....

anything the Chinese people does this days is a wonder to we all in this part of the world.

Audi ??

welcome to the greatest club in the world. GGMU.

what is internet connection? here in AAU we don't know anything of such.

the girls though. they look like they swap faces.

I like this kind of creativity.

this man is crazy I swear.

AleksAndria:
This idiot bit me and for a moment I forgot my name. More painful than a black wasp's.

I dont think their bit is as painful as you painted it, it only causes unpleasant itching which can last up to 12 hours or even more. They are very much in my village, you see them more during season of maize.

Gaddafithe2nd:
Akinnuoye-Agbaje, that man has being in nollywood for years. The first time i watched a movie he feaured that was "Bourne Identity", where he spoke yoruba.

The first movie i saw him was in legionnaire, he fought along side with van damme. Great actor i must tell you.