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Nooo... #Unilorin

9ja representing once mre. My kauntri I hail thee!!!

Make me jst dey observe as dem ladies go enta dix thread kun deal wit U...

Beta by far...
#Chem Eng

Oh kay..

okine4real: When i first read what the OP wrote, i thought the OP was referring to me. This samething happened to me. Let me explain. when I wanted to get married last year to a lady now mine wife, she had two elder sisters that where not married. One of the sisters caused serious wahala in the house, that how can her younger sister get married when she is still at home. OP nor be small thing ohh. The sister fought the mother seriously because the mother did not object to her daughter getting married before two of her elder sisters. But as for me the bobo, na me won spend minecmoney and na me one marry not the lady forcing me to get married. So we got married anyway. Now i have a Son whom would be a year old on the 21st of Nov next month. But do you guys know the funniest thing? Now that mine wife's sister whom was causing wahala that her younger sister would not get married before her is now married, she is even pregnant now. The second sister too would be getting married next year from what i was told. But the fact is, the two sister was only able to get married because when they found out that there younger sister is married, they all went and put fire in the anus of there BF. You all know that guys nowadays are scared of getting married except you the lady know how to handle your man.

So mine here OP, sometimes people do not act unless there is a force pushing them. If a younger sister gets married first, then it would enable the elder once re-think if there BF is worth waiting for, or if they should move on.

Hey bro, kum nd pay 'isákole' 2me oo. Ur son nd I shares same betdy date..
Hbd 2 us in advance!!

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Ok

Huh!! Wot is a d*i*c*k plz??

[quote author=Okija_juju]Se*men - Semen

Fu*ck - Bleep

As*s - Ass

Vag*ina - Vagina

Pus*sy - Pussy

Di*ck - Dick

Peni*s - Penis

B*reast - Breast

Se*x - Sex

o*gasm - orgasm

c*um - cum

F*ingering - Fingering

Mas*turbation - Masturbation

An*al sex - Anal sex


_{Note - I spelt the words properly and allowed the filters translate them to Seuns Language..}
[/quote]Lol.. Guilty conscience dey worry U bah??

Ok

Wasak of lyf!! HBD, mayb til ur nxt yr betday b4 ASUU go call off dix dir strike..

Dix ur english slf fit do d stabing..

Boiz ar angrying!!

Cheii, Osanobwa!!!
Dix my sista jst dy fyn pt evryday, she 4snap pinshure wit dat ha orange color bikini mak una fit c ha BUMS of lyf!!
Plz dnt 4get 2buy gudi gudi nd agbalumo 4me wen yo kumin bk home oo...

Lmao!!! Dat benin boy dey learn whr dix guy dey oo, he 1st tif bag use am nak sharp akpako tak chop fri fud, e kun stil paz tru screenin enta d plane. D only tin wey dem no tel us b say; weda na 1st klaz d boy go siddon or economy...
Lez I 4get, '1st 2commentus'

[quote author=k.style]I'l rather watch jewish p.orn dan watch dami krane's videos....as 4 terr g i knw i'l end up in jail if i c dat foool....production skills n music tent =0......as 4 sean tizzle,i tink he shld jst open up a sushi bar n quit music....k solo shld do me a favour n walk into boko haram camp wearing noting but a t-shirt dat says 'boko haram is evil'....m sure dey také gud care of him......skales shld switch ova 2 something else cos music is not his forte....wen u nid cool song jst try brymo,fun,sarah brightman,tracy chapman....and finally,may d gods hunt tonto dike if she eva steps foot in a music studio again[/quote]Lmao.. I gbadun dix ur analysis...

Austeenx, bring ur vaseline kun here oo...

@Austeenx, ah c Airforce1 as im dey steal ur Vaseline...

SMH...

Issorice... Antelop meat go end 4pot be dat.

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If to say dem count rich 11, una 4C my popsy name. We rich gan ni, ah no jst lik 2dey brag...

swtchicgurl: abeg, i dey find my nokia pin charger

e dey ma bedrum, wen U go c.u..m pick am??

Annie2gud: Politics....a dirty game***abeg who get Ariel detergent...mah wash my hands***

Ah 4fear oo, ah tin say U slf wan d soap tak tak tak...... #stutters#... ¤¤winks!!!¤¤

>>>>~~~Uhn!!! Wots dat above me??

donigspain: Hey, my uncle finally made it into the under 17 group after failing 3 times to join the Super Eagles.
Always told him to shave his 'bear bear' with coke bottle.
*dancing azonto*

Lmao!!! Ah swear, na useless boy U b...

donigspain: Hey, my uncle finally made it into the under 17 group after failing 3 times to join the Super Eagles.
Always told him to shave his 'bear bear' with coke bottle.
*dancing azonto*

Lmao!!! Ah swear, na useless boy U b...

ilugunboy: LMAO!!!!! This is funny !!

Well....looking closer, I just realized that FFK and I shares so many facial attributes.

Lol.. Dcif urslf.