₦airaland Forum

iamhorseman:
I knw u..when u were age 5,u bed wet...on 15th of october 1990 u were in pry 5 then..u stole moji's maths set...when u got to secondary sch..u were among the bad boys..that gamble in ss2c...when u got to higher institution..u slapped folake cos u were the leader of the most dangerous cult group in ur sch...years later...u contested for coucilor in ur area with kunle..ur thugs beat kunle on election day..and snatched the ballot boxes away..oya..sue me...oo.mayweather go bail me out..

lmaooo...... Crazy fellas.

I just got an sms from MOFIS.... Test venue: St Joseph Nur/Pry school, GRA, Ilorin. Time: 12 noon.....

Castos:
A foundation hardcore bed with BRC.

Wow.... I guess this is for a filling (gas) station??

Castos:
A foundation hardcore bed with BRC.

Wow.... I guess this is for a filling (gas) station??

sophietlc:
M.m plz do u knw any1 in d dept dt cn help me wt skul work

Meet the present Chapter President (Eniola), he ll hlp U wit that.

sophietlc:
abeg any 100level chem engr

Nah! Am currently serving...

Paroman:
Seun Ose-wa (Seun thank you-come)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun you just came)

Seun Osewa (Seun you picked beans)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun you annoyed us)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun......our week??)

Seun Ose-wa (Seun you cooked beans)

Lmaooo... Chaii, U be comfirm trouble maker...

It is safe to say the boy is nt frm Warri... Waffi guys no get dix kyd tym.

Jarus: Good job guys.

Petty as it may seem, if I were in the shoes of the PR handlers of Unilorin, I would also broadcast it. It's acceptable part of selling one's product.

But this is actually a routine thing. I have a number of friends that were picked from Ife for Goldman Sachs internship programmes at different points. One of the Jobberman founders, Ayodeji Adewunmi, a Medical Student then, was; so were Tunde Oladosu of Economics and a couple of other guys.

Notwithstanding, the guys deserve commendation. ML, like Goldman Sachs, are world class investment institutions, only select few get the opportunity to intern with.

Update: They've increase the number to three. A friend (Unilorin Chem. Eng. std) got his own appointment last week...

This gonna be intresting...
#spreads mat...

yemibayo: Thanks. OYA REMOVE AM

Haaaaa!! One chance...

Hehehe..

1one: The woman backing one baby and holding two kids that enters the bus and sits beside you and gives you this "bros you no sabi say you suppose help me carry one pikin" look. ... and I'm like duuuuhhh.. You no sabi say na 2014 be this.. People no dey born pass 2

Lmao nd rolling insyd my mum's pot of soup...

Freest: Help me tell him... It was just a game of luck not as though they had any spectacular performance.

I must say, our game against CIV and Mali was superb...

Chidexter: the issue of cultism in enugu is getting worse everyday. even primary school students now join what they call junior cults

Bro, criouxly @ junior cult? Wonda sha neva end...

SlyIg: You never can be too sure yet if the guy was a cultist.
What if the cultists were hired to kill him.
I'm suspecting this guy has used a woman who doesn't have a forgiving heart and dumped her only to marry another woman.
You know, guys can be so terrible eh ...

We can also look at it from another angle; maybe the bride was initial with another man, promised him marriage, ate his money and fled...

SlyIg: You never can be too sure yet if the guy was a cultist.
What if the cultists were hired to kill him.
I'm suspecting this guy has used a woman who doesn't have a forgiving heart and dumped her only to marry another woman.
You know, guys can be so terrible eh ...

We can also look at it from another angle; maybe the bride was initial with another man, promised him marriage, ate his money and fled...
Just saying dou... make una dey try give us guys benefit of doubt, w'ar nt always d culprit/bad one...

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Dinocarex: Hello, if ure going to Akwa-Ibom from Ibadan, this is for you. Today, I made some enquiries from 2 transport companies. Cross Country and AKTC transport.
For Aktc transport; located @ samonda opposite Accord party house, the prices varies according to the type of bus. A/c bus goes for 4,460 yl bus wif no AC is 3260 only. Although, dr is no arrangement to drop us in camp. I spoke to the manager (08026310388) and he made an exemption that only if we can have up to 7 corpers in either of the bus, dy'll drop us in camp wif extra charges tho... Which is quite good.

And for cross country.. Straight to camp is 6K5.
I'm leaving on tuesday, which means I'll be buying d ticket on Monday. Pls for us traveling from IB. Lemme knw ur plan..

Bro abeg whc area Samonda dey for Ibadan, am in Ilorin presently nd what tym do dey take off; am toking bou Aktc...

bxcode: Greetings ya all
Am set for movement, storming akwa ibom either on Monday eve or Tuesday morning.
What of you guys?

Boss, Onitsha to AK is like how many hrs nd wats d transport cost too? Tanx.

Anybody going to Akwa Ibom frm Ilorin?

mamaafrik: ,yes of course i knw,na nw person jst dey c am,u wan arrest me?,hehehehe..

Arrest boss like U? Ah neva smoke igbo reach dat level...

mamaafrik: me sef born again?,if i had d oppurtunity datz wat d topic said,hun?

hahahahaha... Bro, this thread wey U wake don old na, abi U be Jesus christ??

Same here, was hoping for Rivers/Bayelsa buh got Akwa Ibom...

red101: the world is coming to an end

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https://www.inkedweddings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/4895340397_802692d13b.jpg
https://www-static.weddingbee.com/pics/220485/Kilts.jpg
https://anthonyvazquez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/maryanne-15.jpg

This is definately a photoshop, ah no wan blif say na men dey fall hands like dix....

[quote au thor=krall]Just like one of my south african girlfriend That introduced me to her friends..... The ,rest is history(another story for another day)[/quote]With this, we already have an idea of your next thread...

Kwasu uses scale of 4.0...

piroskey94: omg!!!! wtf!!!! u're kidding ryt?

True bro, by Nick Kyrgios; ranked 144th...

The guy mess (fart) go dey get smoke oo...

Lmao @ Nlder's comments...

Mo una allow dix thread RIP naa...