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[quote author=#80million]*speechless*[/quote]U ar always *speechless*, dem gum ur maut??

yuzedo: Man! This brought tears to my eyes... Those pictures of the little elephant crying can make Nigerian politicians stop looting; my heart wanna melt die. I just want to love that poor elephant.

U wnt 2replace rita dommynick wit a baby elephant??

[quote author=Beaf!]It must be a bast@d child May be the mother elephant was rap.ed by an arm robber elephant and she doesnt want the child to remind her of the father.[/quote]She 4kuku do abortion den, sheyb its legal in China...

Numero uuuno: Honestly,the only reason i opened this thread is to read yuzedo's comment.
The guy in really into rita.
May God help your life.

Ah swear me2...

Emzybrown: That is not news people, my dad built his five deck building under 14days in Onitsha with less expertise and sophistication, it is a record ask people that reside in Onitsha, Meanwhile kudos to the Chinese even though i hate em

U are criouxly comparing dat to a 30storey building??

yuzedo: Seriously though, nothing scary here; technology is ever-evolving and the bounds of knowledge are being tested and discovered. The status-quo is being challenged by the discovery of new methods and materials.. Thats ~ science.

A thousand years ago, maybe they didn't know you could build a duplex in 3-6months. (I say "maybe" because ancient architecture was pretty solid, the suez canal is worthy of its status as a construction wonder, egyptian works generally, fantastic stuff amongst other notable examples around the world.

Speed and efficiency as well as aesthetics are just being tested now. But the world has come far and wiill go even further.

Yuzedo plz kum oo, ur acct has bin hacked...

Wish 9ja had participated in d '96 & 98' editions of AFCON, our medal haul might be higher dan dix...

Ur story neva finish na, wen U 4low am reach hotel kum tel us.

bestestgirl: and i thot i had big boobs! God i thank u o! Forgive me for all the times i had asked u why u didn't give me smaller boobs.

Make we c na...

Damojo: Omo, see nipple like radio knob. e fit give person hiccup sef.....

Lmao... U don dey Madt ah swear 2God...

joeydozzy: Who uploaded Yuzedo's picture?

Lmao!!!

Cheii... Chineke!!! C dat chick by d left, dat ha posture na 'pangba'....
God punish poverty....

chidindufrank: I was shocked the moment I saw this on BBC news. That building is possed by end time spirit

Lol... U dey play wit ban bah??

alienware: This article na just to make the men happy .

Bros whc level na?? Traitor!!!

adaobi123: I'm being real ! He's looking for a naija chick

Wot ar U waitin 4den, Me??

Lmao @ pepper souping, suyaing, isiewulising. Dix man go kil pesin...

#team GMAIL#

'Lez go dia'

hardywaltz: The way and manner Nigerian Churches behaves makes me believe we are in end tym era talked about in the bible

Lol... U guys are always lukin 4 opportunity 2chip in d 'End Time Tinz' talk bah?? 5years ban dey wait U...

Rejoice5000: how does that affect my travel next week 4 my introduction.

If U resides in Lagos St it sure cn affect U, he is d transport commisioner. He cn ban all transport system frm workin dat day...
Congrat in advance nd plz whr z d venue 4d introductn? So I cn hlp U invite maslf, frnds nd family...

tender92: More reasons why i won't join NDA..
Peace keepin dis,peace keepin dat.!

Lol.. U tin say NDA na beans?? No go join NSCDC...

Abu Mikey: Shine bright like a Diamond!

Lol... Vaseline!!! Wot'l I get 4supplying d Ans??

Mr Jona plz make such policies dat'l hlp me bcom very rich & successful too. U cn start by resolving dix strike issue if nt, wit d way dat am goin, I'l impregnant al d gals in ma area oo nd dat'll only hlp me bcom d new 2face...

Dem don get Aba/China made cocaine? Cos I knw d real deal is very expensive nd dse Lag drivas cnt afford it. Na me dey hlp Yuzedo, Obadiah777 nd Okija juju buy so I no d price...

Asabeq: So immature of you to make such comment. That is the problem I have with you yorubas on this forum,always quick to point fingers and generalise. Is crime only in port harcourt or Nigeria Dumbass

So uptil nw U wnt 2tel me U cnt stil detect BIGOTS?? Wen U see or meet dem, all U af 2do is show dem ur middle finga, daz wot it ws created 4.
Tokin bou sm1 generalizin, U jst did same babe...


#Peace out#

adexsimply: dudess I was just pulling your legs
oya laugh!!

Wrong time 2make jokes bro, giv ha sme days mre... #winks#

YOUNGKAHUNA: And why the biography?

As in ehn, d tin taya me oo. Its nt lik he is dead alrdy neida is he beign given an award. The Journalist even gave us litle life history of the clergy's fada, dem 4kuku ad dat of im wife & pikins na....

ITbomb: I believed that the first woman was born with a dick but because of disobedience , God cut it off. They later warn me that if I let any girl outside my family members see my dick, it will disappear and I will become a girl.
I kept to that warning diligently untill . . .
. . . . Rose, our househelp came.

Lmao!!! Bro, d tori neva finish na. Wot apend??
#winks#

End Time Tinz!!! No be me tok am oo, Mr Mike Nwoha did...

I don 'wash' OHF buh WHD, nt seen dat yet. Plz can a gud samaritan summary WHD 4me so I cn comment too, dat OP's summary is 2short... Tenks!!!