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Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 5:57pm On Jun 07, 2020
lalasticlala can you take this thread to front page?
Romance › Re: Ladies Share Their Amazing Backside Photos As Yansh Trends (top Photos) by delectablegyal(f): 1:24pm On Jun 07, 2020
later they will say they are not for sexual gratificationcheesy.
Romance › Re: Do Virgins Still Exist? (pics below) by delectablegyal(f): 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2020
delectablegyal is a virgin. many ladies are virgins though they have w.hore tendency.
Romance › Re: Guys, Where Is The Craziest Place You Had Sex? by delectablegyal(op): 12:47pm On Jun 07, 2020
ednut1:
Toilet and car angry
we like stories. share the story like you are sharing the story in ashewo beer paloursmiley.
Romance › Re: Guys, Where Is The Craziest Place You Had Sex? by delectablegyal(op): 12:26pm On Jun 07, 2020
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Romance › Guys, Where Is The Craziest Place You Had Sex? by delectablegyal(op): 12:26pm On Jun 07, 2020
no ladies, guys only.


moderators, please ban any lady that comments on this thread.


where is the craziest place you had sex?
Romance › Re: What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by delectablegyal(f): 9:56am On Jun 07, 2020
paulolee:
chai...av bin with a bea for 2 yrs and its constant unprotected sex bcoz am a big fan of raw and she's not the cheating type bt the issue is dt my withdrawal game is on point bt i don pour inside numerous times and but they have not been any missing of period or pregnancy story, d least she do say is delaying of period..hope am safe with wifeing her?
trying pouring inside her and tell her not to take any after sex pillssmiley. you will confirm that you are safe and ready to be a daddysmiley
Romance › Re: What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by delectablegyal(f): 9:53am On Jun 07, 2020
every lady has a w.hore tendency. women are whores, men are polygamous in nature.
Romance › Re: World Toaster:Guys have you ever toast and sleep with a Girl the same day? by delectablegyal(f): 8:29am On Jun 07, 2020
some of these said ladies are on nairaland but them go dey form holy on nairaland. many whores are out there. every lady has a w.hore tendency. it only takes a bad boy to bring out the w.hore in a good girl. ubuja. how are you doing? smiley.
Celebrities › Re: What Do You Think About This Houses On Lagos Island (photos) by delectablegyal(f): 8:14am On Jun 07, 2020
many dilapidated skyscrapers in lagos island.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Collected Transport Money To Visit A Guy Before And Disappeared? by delectablegyal(f): 8:11am On Jun 07, 2020
illicit:
lol I did it for love
look at where it led you now. you were scammedsmiley.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Collected Transport Money To Visit A Guy Before And Disappeared? by delectablegyal(f): 8:04am On Jun 07, 2020
illicit:
hmmm
Let me tell this story

I met a girl once in a bus going to Lagos, she was coming from her sch AAUA and going to her family in Ibadan. I was going to lag. We were both undergraduates but she was a fresher.

I like her and told her and we exchanged numbers, she told me she would visit me in lag later....

We do chat but I always like to call her than chatting. When she later went back to school, she told me that her family is financially handicapped at the moment and wanted me to lend he some pocket money, I sent her 5k willingly and never asked for it anymore.

Later when she was about to be on break, she said she wants to come to Lagos directly to see me and asked for t fare, I sent another 5k but the funniest thing is that she just stopped picking my calls. Can u imagine?

I waited for three days and she had blacklisted my number, when I called with another number, as soon as she heard my voice she would end d call. I laughed cos she was a learner.
I vowed right then to get a total of 10k back from her, but how.

The account number she sent me has her name, I searched for her on FB. I searched for her family, I got her younger bro. That one put a post on his wall that their family need a driver and should call so so so number.
That was their mum's number.

I called the number and told her mum that, I am a friend to her daughter, that we met once in a bus, I have been assisting her with money, I have 10k with her and she has refused my calls. her mother was a prophetess, she started crying on the phone, then later she wanted to cover for her but I gave her all her daughter's details that I could remember, she wondered how I found her, I told her I work with the police that she shouldn't dare me. I want my money.

Her dad called me and threatened me that he has lost money to girls in the past too and nothing happened, I told him this is different or how would he feel if I was d one to hurt his daughters feelings. He recognised the threat no matter how subtle. I told him I had recorded his call and told him that I won't take it easy with him. He later apologised and got the girl to apologise too.

They were scared cos they don't know how I found them.

To cut the long story short, I got my tfare and d first 5 k back.

The thing is, I actually really liked the girl and wanted to date her but damn she took me for stupid and I hate that....

I took my friends out with the money we ate catfish and drank red wine....
I told them what transpired after one or two bottles and they couldn't stop laughing at my folly and ingenuity
that was a simp move. giving her money without asking for anything in return?. ubunja will not like thischeesy.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Collected Transport Money To Visit A Guy Before And Disappeared? by delectablegyal(f): 8:00am On Jun 07, 2020
many ladies do it and it is not good.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Davido Lose Top Spot To Burna Boy On Billboard by delectablegyal(f): 7:38am On Jun 07, 2020
somebody said we are just shouting wizkid and davido upandan. maybe it's sinach that will finally win the grammysmiley.
Celebrities › Re: Rare Photos Of Wizkid & Davido: First Time Together Onstage by delectablegyal(f): 7:34am On Jun 07, 2020
they were nobody then and they were for everybody.
Celebrities › Re: ”am In Need Of Vitamin Sea” – Instagram Model Beverly Osu. by delectablegyal(f): 7:25am On Jun 07, 2020
wow! she already gives some guys a BONER with that picture. she is a very pretty gyalsmiley.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 4:26pm On Jun 03, 2020
lalasticlala.
Education › Re: Pictures Of Landmark University Omu-Aran, Kwara State by delectablegyal(f): 12:40pm On Jun 03, 2020
VickyRotex:
OP, you're representing cheesy cheesy
Great shots cool cool
your alma mater?
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 10:23am On Jun 03, 2020
no more derailing. if you don't have a story to share, kindly view and move on.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 10:21am On Jun 03, 2020
alphaNomega:
You don't want to hear stories from ladies. They make it very boring. I had to beg all the women on that ashewo thread to stop posting sexcapades because of it. Women have their strengths as writers, not for stories like this.
somebody should give this man pvssycheesy. oh i mean pvsssiessmiley. he deserves it.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 8:33am On Jun 03, 2020
anybody who leaves a post here should resist the huge to shalaye when feminists come attacking themsmiley. let us keep the thread going. no derailing. thank you.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 5:15pm On Jun 02, 2020
dairykidd:
Lol
good job. it is good that you both enjoyed the sexcapade.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2020
dairykidd:
I was fvcking high and it wasn't even planned. I came deep inside her... Jerry Rawlings sad
without a wrappersmiley. you are the real mvp.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 5:10pm On Jun 02, 2020
johnkey:
Only my mom knows this but let me share, so I was still young in my dad's house looking for admission,this fateful Sunday I had to leave church early with my friend cause we got bored,two junctions to my house my friend went his way, on that same street I sighted this big ass lady whose husband I knew they were leaving in one face me I slap you house, we do smile at each other based on fine boy levels but we've never talked before, she was carrying 'baf' trying to get water, I got home and seated outside of the compound hoping she will pass, she passed with her baf and big ass I just smiled at her as usual and she gave me one hell of a seductive smile I can never forget like those type where you bite the lips, some minutes later she was coming down across the street with her empty baf again like she didn't see water where she went, naso I close eyes walk up to her say we get water for my house, she entered filled the baf and asked me to help her put it on her head when things suddenly got heated up, I drew her close to me she didn't fight it, we were kissing for like 5 minutes sucking tongues and everything, I just dragged her inside through the back door I already opened, I swear as we entered room I pushed her so hard on the bed I thought I must have hurt her and that was it, we fücked four mad rounds that blessed Sunday and she was just praising me over her husband all through, my mom knew cause of the baf outside with water. Funny thing is I never saw her again till I went to school and they moved before I came home again. I don't even know her name .
PS: I can't go four rounds on any girl again, I can't come and die Young for the pussy
wow! bad guy. a married woman. she had kids then?
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 5:06pm On Jun 02, 2020
PoliticallyInco:
Went on some assignment and as with my job I was lodged at a top hotel in the city. A relative came with school mates (from the University) to see me in the hotel. 2 guys and 2 girls. Both girls were very pretty but one was more than the other with respect to curve statistics. A 9/10 and a 10/10. To enjoy the visit they arrived early in the morning. Around 7 am.

As students,they wanted a feast. Coming to the hotel was exciting. Free food things and students. I allowed them order whatever they wanted. They played , watched TV, play-fought, gisted, used the pool, used the gym, free Wi-Fi, etc. All this while, never knew the girls were "eyeing" me so to speak. I was too busy with my task on my personal computer and paid them no attention. I recall I was playing Yani, listening with my head phones and working on my laptop.

When it was time to go,they informed me and I left the table to get or do something. Perhaps to get them some transport money or something. But I know the bolder girl amongst them slipped her name and number on the notepad close to my laptop. No one noticed her do this. I didn't either.

When they left and I got back I noticed the piece of paper. Sent a message latter and she replied that she would love to return to the Hotel that night. I obliged.

The quieter and prettier one also stole or got my number and called few days after. I obliged.
you need to finish up the story nasmiley.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 5:03pm On Jun 02, 2020
dairykidd:
Back then in Abj..We were both drunk and she was a friends gf. She had a fight with him and came to me. One thing led to another, one pack of Don Simon after another and another. She wanted to relax her head n i didn't want to take her to my place to avoid temptation. So i took a room for her to chill. Went back to the bar to continue only for her guy to show up.. I sha continued drinking and when it was dark i decided to check in on her. Lawwd have mercy. Na there matter start.. She was fully naked sleeping with her back on the bed and the door wasn't locked. I wanted to leave but the way the pussie was clean shaved and carved in that little v pattern... omor alcohol and highness took over before u say HEY i done dey there dey play with her pussie. Quickly locked the door and as i was getting in she was waking up. I thought my own has finished today but babe was even urging me on calling me baby and all sorts. Na there i really knack her like a beast that i was grin After the show i went back to the bar where her guy was to continue shayo. After then she would just be calling me bad boy with one kind yeye smile... but i didn't want to do it again tho.. but she's got a bomb pussie
wow! bad guy. with a wrapper or without a wrapper?
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 4:34pm On Jun 02, 2020
pcguru1:
The irony was that, that was age 22 and my first time having sex
pvssygurusmiley.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 3:29pm On Jun 02, 2020
pcguru1:
My boss who was 8 years older was ill and needed help installing Photoshop, went to visit her, she was down and I was kinda a person that cheers people up because she was sounding depressed and saying stuff about feeling unloved, I mentioned stuff about she is attractive and I've often thought about her sexually just as a joke to make her feel good. As in before I knew it, my cloth was removed by said person and I was "installing" something else grin
wow! you installed your software into her systemcheesy. bad guysmiley. well done.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 2:36pm On Jun 02, 2020
seanwilliam:
When I go charge for one pastor room and him pikin give me head
not detailed. elucidate.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 2:35pm On Jun 02, 2020
iyke926:
So, I was new in a northern city in Nigeria. Sent my landlady's daughter to help me buy some stuffs which I needed urgently, she came back with my items and she decided to keep the change on her own shocked. I actually wanted to leave it for her but based on say I wanted her to change such attitude, I grabbed her hijab to collect my change. She push me, I pushed her...her nyash touch my prick. My foolish prick activate, na so I jammed the door. Yohohoho!
girls in hijabsmiley. Hmmmmm. they are usually fine as phuck. you phucked her. bad guysmiley.
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(op): 1:33pm On Jun 02, 2020
engrtee:
Kitchen sex
elucidate.

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