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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(f): 8:33am On Jun 03, 2020
anybody who leaves a post here should resist the huge to shalaye when feminists come attacking themsmiley. let us keep the thread going. no derailing. thank you.

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by DonMekino(m): 8:34am On Jun 03, 2020
dairykidd:

Lol..not really my friend per say. Just someone i know through my cuz and we all hang out couple of times so i just used the word friend. No be my padi understand ?

ok...I was thinking is ur padi whose gf ran to u bcoz they had problems....
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Nobody: 9:05am On Jun 03, 2020
DonMekino:


ok...I was thinking is ur padi whose gf ran to u bcoz they had problems....
No naa how i go fvck my padi babe.. na just one of those guys when u go dey chill with based on howfar howfar no be say una get any real tight connection

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Jadden(m): 9:25am On Jun 03, 2020
Mariangeles:


The NASTIER, the better right? Then you will be the same guys to turn around and term her HOELosho for the rest of her life!
Bunch of freaks!

Would this be your reaction if that happened to your sister or daughter? I thought NOT!
As long as it's not your relative, it's not wrong right?
You're taking this too far.
Calm the fvck down!
jeez!
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by alphaNomega: 9:29am On Jun 03, 2020
Mariangeles:


The NASTIER, the better right? Then you will be the same guys to turn around and term her HOELosho for the rest of her life!
Bunch of freaks!

Would this be your reaction if that happened to your sister or daughter? I thought NOT!
As long as it's not your relative, it's not wrong right?

You are heartbroken and have no one else,but me, to tell you. Let it go Ma'am

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by alphaNomega: 9:30am On Jun 03, 2020
delectablegyal:
anybody who leaves a post here should resist the huge to shalaye when feminists come attacking themsmiley. let us keep the thread going. no derailing. thank you.

I think you should boldly paste NO FEMINIST ALLOWED HERE in the title
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by alphaNomega: 9:31am On Jun 03, 2020
StephenBB:


My bro, i tire for her matter o!
I just dey ignore all those nonsense wey she talk.
From the look of things...she might be a full blown feminist with a rude character
That's why no guy will come near hear to give her a big stick to reformat her brain.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by alphaNomega: 9:32am On Jun 03, 2020
Reex12:
nigga u fckin raped ha y na

Where are all these sensitive bítches coming from?

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by alphaNomega: 9:35am On Jun 03, 2020
lekbel09:
Talk your own first

You don't want to hear stories from ladies. They make it very boring. I had to beg all the women on that ashewo thread to stop posting sexcapades because of it. Women have their strengths as writers, not for stories like this.

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(f): 10:21am On Jun 03, 2020
alphaNomega:


You don't want to hear stories from ladies. They make it very boring. I had to beg all the women on that ashewo thread to stop posting sexcapades because of it. Women have their strengths as writers, not for stories like this.



somebody should give this man pvssycheesy. oh i mean pvsssiessmiley. he deserves it.
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(f): 10:23am On Jun 03, 2020
no more derailing. if you don't have a story to share, kindly view and move on.

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 10:39am On Jun 03, 2020
johnkey:
Only my mom knows this but let me share, so I was still young in my dad's house looking for admission,this fateful Sunday I had to leave church early with my friend cause we got bored,two junctions to my house my friend went his way, on that same street I sighted this big ass lady whose husband I knew they were leaving in one face me I slap you house, we do smile at each other based on fine boy levels but we've never talked before, she was carrying 'baf' trying to get water, I got home and seated outside of the compound hoping she will pass, she passed with her baf and big ass I just smiled at her as usual and she gave me one hell of a seductive smile I can never forget like those type where you bite the lips, some minutes later she was coming down across the street with her empty baf again like she didn't see water where she went, naso I close eyes walk up to her say we get water for my house, she entered filled the baf and asked me to help her put it on her head when things suddenly got heated up, I drew her close to me she didn't fight it, we were kissing for like 5 minutes sucking tongues and everything, I just dragged her inside through the back door I already opened, I swear as we entered room I pushed her so hard on the bed I thought I must have hurt her and that was it, we fücked four mad rounds that blessed Sunday and she was just praising me over her husband all through, my mom knew cause of the baf outside with water. Funny thing is I never saw her again till I went to school and they moved before I came home again. I don't even know her name .
PS: I can't go four rounds on any girl again, I can't come and die Young for the pussy

Your last statement got me laffing....
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Nobody: 11:25am On Jun 03, 2020
Reex12:
nigga u fckin raped ha y na
Hell naw! Nigga, that ain't my style. I have never coerced any lady to have sex with me. I hate that sh!t...sh!t is wrong, man.


SayNoToRape
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Reex12(m): 11:52am On Jun 03, 2020
alphaNomega:


Where are all these sensitive bítches coming from?
am a nigga bro,am teasing him cus of the way his story ended lol
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by dumininu01(m): 12:19pm On Jun 03, 2020
paulolee:

guy i cnt explain how it happened...bt i kno say na d gal bin lure me into am..remember wen she said dts d only tin dt can mk her forget d loss n jus av to gv in afterall na her pa naim die n me jus kum console wit her...we run am inside one of the rooms inside wen odas they outside de cry n after the matter we jus comeout kum join d cry...
cheesy cheesy... Mk d dead just wake up
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by illicit(m): 1:12pm On Jun 03, 2020
Okoroawusa:
Wow... That's weird
Yes weird. When I told my friend that's what he said too
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Raskasal(m): 1:45pm On Jun 03, 2020
pcguru1:
My boss who was 8 years older was ill and needed help installing Photoshop, went to visit her, she was down and I was kinda a person that cheers people up because she was sounding depressed and saying stuff about feeling unloved, I mentioned stuff about she is attractive and I've often thought about her sexually just as a joke to make her feel good. As in before I knew it, my cloth was removed by said person and I was "installing" something else grin


grin grin grin grin Installation complete
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by paulolee(m): 1:53pm On Jun 03, 2020
dumininu01:
cheesy cheesy... Mk d dead just wake up
dt wan no consine me n i no even fear...afterall no be me kill am n as long as i don cum already wen e wakeup bt if i neva cum n him wakeup na to continue till i cum oo
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by dumininu01(m): 2:36pm On Jun 03, 2020
paulolee:

dt wan no consine me n i no even fear...afterall no be me kill am n as long as i don cum already wen e wakeup bt if i neva cum n him wakeup na to continue till i cum oo
dah one dey grin grin
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by delectablegyal(f): 4:26pm On Jun 03, 2020
lalasticlala.
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Dfynboi: 5:06pm On Jun 03, 2020
paulolee:

guy i cnt explain how it happened...bt i kno say na d gal bin lure me into am..remember wen she said dts d only tin dt can mk her forget d loss n jus av to gv in afterall na her pa naim die n me jus kum console wit her...we run am inside one of the rooms inside wen odas they outside de cry n after the matter we jus comeout kum join d cry...
ifa be d dead man spirit i for hold ur prick inside d gal punna
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by paulolee(m): 5:48pm On Jun 03, 2020
Dfynboi:
ifa be d dead man spirit i for hold ur prick inside d gal punna
lwkmd...dt too harsh na...tankGod say u no be o...bcoz i jus imagine am n kum den laff lyk mad man...how I wan take shout for burial say my prike de inside bea puna??
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Dfynboi: 6:04pm On Jun 03, 2020
paulolee:

lwkmd...dt too harsh na...tankGod say u no be o...bcoz i jus imagine am n kum den laff lyk mad man...how I wan take shout for burial say my prike de inside bea puna??
paulolee:

lwkmd...dt too harsh na...tankGod say u no be o...bcoz i jus imagine am n kum den laff lyk mad man...how I wan take shout for burial say my prike de inside bea puna??
paulolee:

lwkmd...dt too harsh na...tankGod say u no be o...bcoz i jus imagine am n kum den laff lyk mad man...how I wan take shout for burial say my prike de inside bea puna??
lol,bahd guy
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by alphaNomega: 2:49am On Jun 04, 2020
delectablegyal:




somebody should give this man pvssycheesy. oh i mean pvsssiessmiley. he deserves it.

"m'lady could you spare some coochie?"
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by MissEfe(f): 12:49pm On Jun 06, 2020
[quote author=McBrooklyn post=90253281]

Share the most exhilarating one biko cool
[/quote

Leave me and my share oh, let me read my comments in peace..
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by McBrooklyn(m): 3:30pm On Jun 06, 2020
MissEfe:


Oops! But that's no fun.. sad
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Freezby2020: 3:39pm On Jun 06, 2020
Bleep off, share your own experience first, and stop asking people the share their sex experience with you. Females will not share because they already know you.

Guys go through her past posts see, that is how she will be begging for others to share experience their up and down without sharing hers.

Share your experience, share your experience while you are hidding yours.

MUMU

delectablegyal:
guys only please. I have realised a lot of ladies on this forum are used not to expressing themselves. that is why I don't even bother asking ladies about their sexual life and for those who wants me not to talk about sex. please, which section are you now? romance section. I have to talk about something that has to do with intimacy. if you don't like my sexual topics, just view and move on. let us talk about the topic. no deviation. thank you as you comply.


what is the most absurd way sex happened for you?


sandra niniola.


Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Peppermintflav: 12:47pm On Jun 07, 2020
MissEfe:
I Dont Know which 1 to share..
So let me just settle down and read comments..
Like you dont know.... means there are many...share story jarey grin
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Peppermintflav: 1:02pm On Jun 07, 2020
Mine was when my girlfriend came to my village for condolence visit, i just lost my dad. ...She consoled me in a private corner of the house.

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by Customtest: 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2020
johnkey:
Only my mom knows this but let me share, so I was still young in my dad's house looking for admission,this fateful Sunday I had to leave church early with my friend cause we got bored,two junctions to my house my friend went his way, on that same street I sighted this big ass lady whose husband I knew they were leaving in one face me I slap you house, we do smile at each other based on fine boy levels but we've never talked before, she was carrying 'baf' trying to get water, I got home and seated outside of the compound hoping she will pass, she passed with her baf and big ass I just smiled at her as usual and she gave me one hell of a seductive smile I can never forget like those type where you bite the lips, some minutes later she was coming down across the street with her empty baf again like she didn't see water where she went, naso I close eyes walk up to her say we get water for my house, she entered filled the baf and asked me to help her put it on her head when things suddenly got heated up, I drew her close to me she didn't fight it, we were kissing for like 5 minutes sucking tongues and everything, I just dragged her inside through the back door I already opened, I swear as we entered room I pushed her so hard on the bed I thought I must have hurt her and that was it, we fücked four mad rounds that blessed Sunday and she was just praising me over her husband all through, my mom knew cause of the baf outside with water. Funny thing is I never saw her again till I went to school and they moved before I came home again. I don't even know her name .
PS: I can't go four rounds on any girl again, I can't come and die Young for the pussy
Ur mom fixed her
U were too young to know
Ur mom knows whatsup

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Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by clevybrown(m): 5:30pm On Jun 07, 2020
paulolee:

guy i cnt explain how it happened...bt i kno say na d gal bin lure me into am..remember wen she said dts d only tin dt can mk her forget d loss n jus av to gv in afterall na her pa naim die n me jus kum console wit her...we run am inside one of the rooms inside wen odas they outside de cry n after the matter we jus comeout kum join d cry...
.... Mad ooooooooooo grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What Is The Most Absurd Way Sex Happened For You? by SenecaTheYonger: 5:45pm On Jun 07, 2020
dairykidd:
Back then in Abj..We were both drunk and she was a friends gf. She had a fight with him and came to me. One thing led to another, one pack of Don Simon after another and another. She wanted to relax her head n i didn't want to take her to my place to avoid temptation. So i took a room for her to chill. Went back to the bar to continue only for her guy to show up.. I sha continued drinking and when it was dark i decided to check in on her. Lawwd have mercy. Na there matter start.. She was fully naked sleeping with her back on the bed and the door wasn't locked. I wanted to leave but the way the pussie was clean shaved and carved in that little v pattern... omor alcohol and highness took over before u say HEY i done dey there dey play with her pussie. Quickly locked the door and as i was getting in she was waking up. I thought my own has finished today but babe was even urging me on calling me baby and all sorts. Na there i really knack her like a beast that i was grin After the show i went back to the bar where her guy was to continue shayo. After then she would just be calling me bad boy with one kind yeye smile... but i didn't want to do it again tho.. but she's got a bomb pussie

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