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vizkiz:
Apart from
Broda Wasiu
Crazeclown
Lasisi
Brother shagi (sometimes)
Woli Arole (sometimes)
And Maraji.

Every other Nigerian "Skit makers" are all Boring as fück with Zero humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOal6Vxw3Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihdtw81-3HE
are my two favourites appart from Brother shaggy oh and Omo ibadan

They give their young girls peni$ instead of pen$.

Thank God for instagram filter. Unfortunately he missed the fingers.

If e chop her now, we are supposed to show sorrow and express sadness shey?

queensera:
Seems singer tiwa savage's husband "Teebillz" is not happy with the affairs going on between his wife (Tiwa savage) and wizkid

Teebillz recently reacts to a fan’s wish that Wizkid should leave Tiwa savage alone.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/i-wished-wizkid-can-leave-tiwa-savage-alone-teebillz/

So where did he say that wizkid is holding his wife from loving him back?

Yinmu! People would sha organise something to put themselves in the news.

juanjo2:
na the one wey ur papa do remain, I go do

My papa no do. Naim make your comment shock me. Maybe na so the men for your family dey do. Dem dey tell themselves say any woman dem see na invitation to sexual fantasy. I pity your daughter cos she go hit puberty for under your roof and na so your prick go dey stand when her breasts begin to dey bud. TUFIAKWAAAAA! Looking at the small chest of a rape victim and saying to himself ......I dont blame the man, the girls breast are tempting. Demons have taken over your brain. They have turned it to banana island for legion

Shior! she run follow am as if she fit fight am. Her husband na police why not wait for him to return and settle the matter? Some women like do pass themselves sha.He don show her wetin he take pass her.

Another cry me a river post If you like go and build a mansion inside the anus of foreign women from Togo. Yo shall not be missed. Thought Sex doll was the saviour for chewing gum boys before? Una don shift to foreign women too? Those ones know not to trust you guys easily who want get arrested for airport because her naija boo plant coke for the bottom of her bag?

juanjo2:
see 12yrs old girl breast
God u 4 lock male en one world females en another world, then we will have couples world, if Mr smith reaches d age of marriage, he will enter females world to choose him wife and take her straight to the couples world.
This temptation is much oo....

Rapist. so the boobs of a 12 year old also attracts you? Dem go castrate you when you do your own.

When will naija have this kind of power over the developed countries of this world?

I wish they would say these same things if tables were turned. Rather you hear things like women are bitches, bitches aint loyal, women are dogs, women are scum, use them and dump them, dont ever help a woman, bitches everywhere, they are good to be used for ritual, trust a woman at your own peril etc. I have not read one insult on men from start to end of this page. God will judge all of you

Someone is just trying to blackmail him.

mbos:
They are Just senseless naturally and wonder what good do countries who make them leaders gain from them.

Yeah yeah, we have never heard of men killing their wives for cheating in this world. Only women are known to do it.

Tell them to move away from abusive relationships they will say you are a home wrecker. Now see what has happened? I hope he finds justice.

nwabekeyi:
Yes, albino rats breeding is a very lucrative business you can start up with just N20,000-30,000 and make about N500,000 in a year. You can even make more

I'm going to take you through this because it's something I have done and it's has been a sucess

What do they use them for?

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihdtw81-3HE

johngroo:
The emotional stress is too much.

Do you have an ex you left before?

Result of corner cutting synonymous with Nigerian contractors

She made the right choice. Rather than marry the chewing gum boys naija is producing nowadays. They want submissive wives that will also go out and provide food for them. They believe it is their birthright to treat their wives like crap. Imagine that one that was crying the other day when he found out that the house wasn't his after he tried to push his wife out of their home He found out that he can not do anyhow he started acting all hurt and sore. hahahahaha. Shior! if finding out that the house isn't yours hurts so bad, imagine how it would hurt the woman you were planning to kick out of her home simply because you are a husband: I know they will attack me soon. All those akanmu force fed children of darkness.

hushpapi:
Buhari wasn't president when factories in Ikeja began browning off and selling their facilities to churches.

PMB wasn't here when 80% of SME died away and the rest went on life support.

Buhari wasn't president when landlords were being watched charging rent in US dollars and stores were selling in hard currency.

Buhari wasn't president when wheat farming collapsed and Cote d'Ivore overtook us in Cocoa production.

Buhari didn't destroy Iwopin paper mill or ALSCON in Ikot-Abasi, a single factory that at a point brought in 30% equivalent of what we got from oil.

Buhari didn't take us from net exporter of oil palm products to lazy importers of the same. Buhari didn't make us importers of petrol and diesel nor is he responsible for killing of the textile industry. He didn't destroy our forest resources or ran down power stations like Egbin until only three out of twelve turbines work.

People shout policy but there is no policy that can transform a 'post-war' economic environment with the snap of the finger and government should just tell the people that this thing is what it is.

Government also has to water down expectations on oil prices ever rising above 55 dollars because it is just not possible in the age of Shale and renewables. This nation is cornered and it has no choice than to reform it's lifestyles and go back to work. It has to reform it's justice system such that it can jail it's thieves and reward those who do things right.

We are refusing to allow hardship nudge us in the right direction but prefer to explain our woes as a personal failure of Buhari to draft policy from sheer air. Where are your farms to save you from food importation or your refineries to save you from seeking dollars to import fuel? Where are your schools to educate your children without sending them to foreign universities when you can afford it?

Buhari met all these things that way and we have the choice of working with him to restore and rebuild the country or allow ourselves to get us into false sentiments, take advantage of us to return us to the years of the locust. ‎

I found the above Truthful & thought I should Share it with my Friends here.

If your feeling tallies with mine, kindly ASSIST in giving this wider Publicity.

However, who can make Omelette, without without breaking Eggs ?

The Warri Refinery and Petrochemicals Company (WRPC) is now in full Operations and all the 10 Plants are working optimally. This did not happen for almost two (2) decades. Reno Omokri, Femi Fani-Kayode (junkies), Haters and Wailers will never say, trend and hawk it. Never!
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Remember that Obasanjo,Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Diezani Allison Mmadueke were using WRPC to siphon money from the Nigeria’s Treasury for 14 years, all in the guise of Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) on the Warri Refinery and Petrochemical Company (WRPC) What a cruel act against the Nation and her citizenry?! To prove that these cruel souls are the arch-enemies of Nigeria/Nigerians, out of their sheer greed, they resolved on to sell the Refinery when they were no longer contented with stupendous amount they were looting in the name of TAM.

Please, note that Goodluck Jonathan and Diezani Madueke are natives of Ijaw nation. The Warri Refinery and Petrochemicals Company is located at the back of their fathers’ compound; on their own native soil.

It is my pleasure to remind you that, Warri Refinery and Petrochemicals Company was awarded to Snamprogetti Spa Milan, Italy (an Italian firm) in 1975 by (the former Head of States) General Yakubu Gowon, the construction was accelerated and completed by Mohammadu Buhari during his tenure as the NNPC Chairman and Petroleum Minister.

Without making noise and draining the Nation’s Treasury, the “certificateless” Fulani man from Daura has gotten all the 10 plants at the WRPC functioning optimally in his less than 3 years in the office as the Nigeria’s President. While the certificated Goodluck Jonathan, Diezani Madueke and others used the WRPC to loot Nigeria’s Treasury and failed to revive the refinery.

Nigeria Media will not talk about the great achievement because it is not a bad news.
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Ex President Ibrahim Babangida presently lives in a 50-room mansion on hilltop in Minna
Ex president Abdulsalam Abubakar that ruled for less than ayear currently lives on hilltop in Minna built by Julius Berger.
Ex president Olusegun Obasanjo currently lives on hilltop mansion, complete with N7billion library in Abeokuta.

Buhari's modest three-bedroom bungalow is located a few metres off Daura Kwangolam road, next to the Daura Shagari Low Cost Housing Estate.
The building is almost nondescript thus attracting no attention.
And this is where ex governor of present 6 Northern States, ex petroleum minister,ex head of state, ex PTF chairman, current sitting President of Nigeria lives?
I thank God that PMB came in my life time.

Of the 10 aircrafts he met on the presidential fleet, 2 are about to be sold, 2 had been donated to our air force, while 2 are currently undergoing repairs.

Since Buhari became president, his wife has been to Hajj and Umurah in SaudiArabia twice, to UK for daughter's graduation, to US twice for invitational engagement, then to Europe recently.
In all her travels, she has never used any aircraft in the presidential fleet but, rather, commercial airlines.
Was it not in this same country that the wife of an ex president traveled with over 60 women just to shop in hong Kong, using one of the aircrafts on the presidential fleet?

Even if it remains me and my household, PMB will forever remain God-sent.

A sitting president who can give out his daughter in marriage, with less than 30 people in attendance, in his sparsely furnished apartment is a rare breed.

One day, in my old age, I hope to gather my kids and grand kids and tell them stories of PMB, the man that once ruled Nigeria with a spartan lifestyle.
You may share it if worthy to be. May Nigeria �� succeed.

MY FELLOW CONCERNED AND PATRIOTIC NIGERIANS PLEASE, JOIN ME TO SAY ‘GOD BLESS PRESIDENT MOHAMMADU BUHARI!

How you guys talk as if you know every single property owned by anyone baffles me. OP if they call you today to swear now with the destiny of all your children unborn that Buhari has no other property in any other name be it in his children's names or anything like that? If he has stolen funds in the past or present and used it for personal gains, if he has stolen in value the same amount those men you listed up there stole, if his hands are not clean (Not counting innocent mistakes o) and you are here saying otherwise, let your lineage end with you. Will you swear to it with all confidence?

LOL, this sounds funny. when people join their party it is because the people are wise but when people leave their party for another it is because God is removing stones in their rice. Good one

People should be careful rescuing drowning people. some would end up drowning you out of panic. I will not be surprised if the 14th victim botched the rescue mission leading to his death.

FarahAideed:
It doesnt matter as long as Buhari is sent packing

Typical Nigerian mentality. Would cut off their nose to spite their face! I am sure if BUBU switches party you guys would still vote for him.

Shegzy8:
Love is beautiful...he stood by her even in death, he knew she was going to die but he still loved her..
Unlike ladies here, common to sneeze dem don ja pa..na money dem sabi

Yinmu! As if those chewing gum naija men would have done any better. Would a naija man marry a woman that is quarter to die?

Recycling old trash. I am sure by next election if PDP loses favour of the masses he will jump to APC again. Nigerians sef una no dey learn.