₦airaland Forum

Ashleydolls:
Keeping your friends away from him does not mean you're isolating them, but there is nothing bad in setting limits. Let there be limits. Some friends are wolves in sheep's clothing they come to you as if they're good, pretend and cause havoc to your life. There's nothing bad in setting limits whether or not you're heading for the altar. In other words it's called being careful

Then the man isn't for you in he first place na. What about finds of his friends? Will you also keep him away from new girls in the street? Plus a friend who can snatch ones husband would still do it even if you keep them appart. A matter of stealing his phone number from you or someone she knows as his friend and call him up behind your back to book an appointment with him cos she needs help and such a man will not tell you his wife/babe that your friend called him behind your back. Such men should be allowed to go ladies. Don't fight over your man. You should date a man you can trust to go out and return home to you. Not one that you have to navigate home every night. Marriage is not a jail or place to develop HBP. Yes there should be limits to how you as a woman relates with your BF/husbands friends and how your husband relates with yours but the truth is, a jealous friend would still see the changes or improvements in your life and set out to destroy or take your joy from you. Just pray you do not have such friends.

Make una leave Buhari alone o

TayeJiboluwa:
Just as pregnancy can not be hidden (in most cases) and childbirth will bring joy and people will come and celebrate with you, very soon, a miracle and a testimony of 'come and see' will happen to your friend and people will celebrate with him/her. That is why she was saying in the dream that she will surprise and silence them with her new healthy baby when the time comes. 'A new healthy baby' is a glorious testimony. Also, she stated that, she will surprise those mocking with her bouncing baby boy is a testimony. Very soon, one of your friend will have a glorious testimony. Why are you dreaming of it? Because it will affect you and impact positively on you and also bless you.
2. Skin losing dark color and turning fair. Not long from now, you will experience a turnaround in which you will be totally transformed. For example, relocating abroad. Lets say, a turnaround you don't even think of or imagine, a good one.

Thank you and God bless

IpobExposed:
Lalasticlala I caught u.

Is not easy na. I try na. To had gone so close.
Na everyone saw her face.
Was an eye witness.

Showed my Nairaland paper to prove a Nairalander was there live and direct...


Take to the promise land

Eye withness to the fact that she fell as a bird and turned into a woman or withness to her laying helpless by the roadside?

DAVIYJONESS:
dumb

Wet rat.

DAVIYJONESS:
ok you are officially dumb

Nkapi, oif you were half as smart as you thought, you would see that your stupid post makes no sense. Asking if people love beer more than money? Na paper dem dey take buy beer? Opke. Yeye dey smell

DAVIYJONESS:
don't be dumb

Dont be dumb like you ba? Wet rat.

They will be caught. Some would be shot but at least one will be taken alive. I have spoken

Snake

Abso1uteZero:
is this English??

Na kween english. Opke, you think you can intimidate me? Shior your brain need rebooting. If you dont like my inglish, come and open inglish svhool for me on NL OR send me money to go learn your kind of inglish in school. yeye dey smell

If dem ignore you now, you no go let MFM. And OPM pastors rest. Na altar you go rent bedspace dey ask God why nobody dey call you.

MykOnyxo:
wow nice one... I wish our ladies can just allow/accept this, it will save the guys enough time and energy of thinking who to leave and go for.... na to just marry as many girls that you want that same day. Even girls no go dey cry of heartbreak

You too get big eyes

Its not by money jor

TayeJiboluwa:
Pear and periwinkle are two distant things in the dream. Picking fruits in the dream is good, the pear. Periwinkle is something else and does not belong there. He did the right thing, or he made the right decision about marriage. If you're married, he has made the right decision with you, but if you're not, You are the right person. Other ladies cant be useful for him.

Its me again. So, the part I remember the most are

*I was walking with a pregnant friend, two women sitting by the road side( you know, how women sit to gossip in the evening in front of houses) so, the first woman greeted us and we greeted back but the second woman sitting beside her started mocking her, saying that your bele, e dey grow abi e dey small? Go look am o, because I no know if e dey grow o!
My friend did not reply her, she just told me that she feels the baby kicking and she will surprise those mocking her with a bouncing baby. So I encouraged her to write a note telling the amebo people that she is fine and that if she isnt, they will hear from her own mouth so they should stop gossiping. But she said no need. That she will surprise and silence them with her new healthy baby when the time comes.
* I was applying a cream to my face and neck, then I noticed that my face started turning fair, I started telling someone with me that wow, look, my face and neck is losing its dark color and tis turning fair and spotless.

Eh, those are the two I HAD in memory. Helep me translate

musicwriter:
Charlize is a South African.

Na truee oooo. I totally forgot. Chai, I don goof. Oya make una no vex. Chai I forgot that my sweet november gal was south African. Thanks for the pointer

Abso1uteZero:
when will you have sense??!

When you remove ya brain and they hand it over to me. Since your brain is very sharp. It will help me have sense. I just hope you did not take your brain capacity as a yardstick in creating ya username sha?

Family business white house is their store location

I go slap myself join.

Buhari is Woking. Change has arrived.

On a serious note sha, report to Buhari je will resolve it

Next step is to be first in the world.

Well, instead of xenophobic south Africans to kill them, they decided to kill each other. ....
Tomorrow now, when south Africans say Nigerians are promoting cultism in their land we will tell them to remember how we fought against apartheid. As if that is reason enough to destroy their already fragile society.

rumenase:
that is na EKUKE na

I don hear you. You get sense well well

Poverty would never push Nigerians into doing this to their corrupt public officers on a regular, rather it pushes them to cut up each other into parts and sell like meat in the market or go a rapping women and babies or go a robbing and killing. When you catch them , they say it's hunger. Shey them no know where the source of their hunger day come from ní?

If na naija now, topic of this post would be.......
Look at the big snake my brother killed in the bush near our house.

number5:
Tah...make dem try am na...na beating dey go collect...all dis oyibo ppl gan sef...I wonder wetin be deir stress

LOL so no show fo me? Its all good o.

Nigerians don come again o

TINALETC3:
why cover d woman's face bt exposed d guy's own

Because they are partial or the man want hide his shame by hiding his wife's oh sorry, ex wife's face make people no link her to him

How I wish na so dem go dey drag all those married men and women cheating on their spouses No culture encourages adultery or fornication. Land may accept polygamy but not to sleep with someone outside wedlock.

number5:

You nor talk lie. E pain me well well
I know say na so ya wife or sisters dey dress up and down with ya support. Abeg, send me their own photos too make I take step down as you sef take this woman own cool eyes after a hard days job

Oh well. Let nature take its course. Maybe it is even a blessing disguise

I keep saying men and women be it step mother or what ever abuse kids on the same level . Most times people think it is only step mom's that are wicked. Many more cases of men sexually abusing their kids, step kids or female wards abound just hat unlike physical abuse women give that can be see by everyone, male abuse is well hidden and mostly kept a secret by the families involved.
Anyhow, the man should be castrated.