₦airaland Forum

Bookmark. Let me wait for comments from both sides

queenet246:
My dear I don't have an oven. Jut wanted to confirm if the base can be eaten like that r I should discard it

Oh ok. It is not tasty eating it like that. The mende mende added on it gives it the flavor

Nairaland small boys will be like.........


See what a woman has caused?


They comment like.........Konji na bastard

Nairaland small boys be posting topics like

30 ways to please your man
1million ways to satisfy your man
200 ways to service your man
40 ways to stay fit for your man
200 traits of a good woman
How to keep your man
How to do what ever your man says
10 ways to be a mans wonan
20 ways to obey your man
100 reasons why a woman should not have sex
200 reasons to pray for your man even when he cheats
300 reasons to love your cheating spouse
200 reasons to stick to your poor boyfriend


Then they turn the corner and post

200 reason to dump a no sex before marriage babe
20 ways to chop a woman and clean mouth
100 ways to get the pussy for free
100 ways to dump your babe
30 reasons to not date a naija babe
Shame no virgins in naija again
20 ways to bang a girl
200 reasons to be a player
40 reasons not to date only 1 woman
20 reasons why polygamy pays
40 ways to get any girl you want
40 reasons why a man must have sex
Hoes aint loyal
Reasons why you must kick her out if she greets a man in front if you

Nairaland small boys be like.........where are the sagging pants and timberland boots??
They be like..........Bros you for wear skinny jeans and do the finger sign Na that one sure pass.

OP I read the article and it did not say its tge real face of Jesus. It only said they are trying to re create his face. It is guess work. They believe he is not the blond white man oyinbos have been selling to the world.
That man looks black. Maybe igbos are trully jews. He looks like Pete Edochie's brother

Backward naija dads will be like........Efo Riro!!!!!

SamiraF:
Zahra Buhari, fine girl. But $1000 dollar Manolo Blahnik shoes? $8000 dollar Cartier Ballon Bleu watch? $900 dollar Givenchy blouse? Lanre Da Silva Ajayi Skirt? Over $10,000 on her body just to collect this end time award in her sitting room. Daughter of no known gainful occupation of Mr No Corruption, no account or house abroad that could not buy his presidential form. SMH

God dey shey? I like her dressing sha. I wish Naija babes will copy her instead of amber rose or corsey

Me too want be brand ambassador o. Inshort I want be minister for tourism or Education in Nigeria. Buhari take note

Easy solution. They should do car buying rotation. So church donates for Mr A tofay and then for siszer B tomorrow. Like so like so they will all get porsche

Good. Be your brothers keeper. More blessing so they can give more.

So all in all, is he encouraging orthodox people to improve or is he leading them to Islam?
Anywhich was sha, as long as its not convert or die I dont mind.

Put stuff on it and bake na

abi o, if women have broken homes, doesnt that mean the men also have broken homes?
Abi na only women make up the homes?

VickyRotex:
Aswear you no well!!!

I resemble you?

Lol. That her offer na punishment abi na help? she use 5 customers pay for the borrowing of 1 lol. NL babes cant kill me o

The wife seem to be the quiet kind judging by her replies. She no siund line trouble maker. If say na the olosho dey in tge wife's position na war we for dey see.

Awwww. So kind of him

darmys:
I think it is a jumpsuit though

It is a parasuit

OP you for just sign out of NL na. Telling people to stop following you wont solve your problem. All you have to do is unfollow your followers and move on.

Why na?

Hiannnn! This mater reach this level?
Biafrans can open a forum where they can discuss Biafra issues na.

If na woman make this topic now
OP, so all in all you are cheating on your women? Anyhoe you girls may also be wondering if they should marry the man from a royal family or the plain man from the streets of naija or ghana.


Tell me sha, since you seem to "love" both as you dont mind marrying any of them, how do you in5end to tell the one you aint marrying that you have chopped and cleaned your mouth?

See why I do not pity some men when their babes cheat on them? Now these two women may be faithful to him. believeing that they will build a future with the OP only for him to dump one after months maybe years of being together.
If that dumped one starts double dating too after this her experience and how trusting in one guy burned her, people will start complaining.

Aunty said we should'nt write in that box!!!!

Probing tinzs

MemphisDepay:
can u suck a monkey's prickkk

Which kain post be this? Are you into animal sex? You and kilode100 don make me nor fit eat my food again.

When some people kiss them and every other animal for free on Nat Geo? Bring the money....

Also teach them to plant trees after chopping up the big ones for charcoal business. We need to re populate our forestsif not we will soon run out of trees to use for charcoal

lady2sexy:
my brother look well those aren't only concord road. almost all the roads in the new owerri look like that. all dual carriage with vast median of well maintain greenery, vast space between buildings and the roads. I have been to many state but Owerri look very outstanding and it has great tourism potential because of the boom in hospitality industry. saw so many hotels and relaxation spot and even more are springing up

Wow! That is good to hear

FuckTheMod:



You're not a small pikin

your mind no fresh at all. Na vex I want type o. Anyhoe sha, me sef don tell you say I no be spring fowl. I be okaka.
Oya digwo ke me.

Blyzz:
umm, stories. the only way when a couple adopt is when they don't have child, or they have only male children and they need a female child. sometimes, the older person will adopt to keep him/her company. but why did you say when you're balance, have u ever read on news that a poor man adopt a child. if yes, your proof!!

I meant when I have finished cleaning bums and leaky noses of the ones I have now. When they are old enough to let us handle another little one.
Its not easy to care for a child na. Its not to go and carry and dump the child for a nanny 24/7. No time for that yet. Let me settle down with my crazy schedule first then when things have settled down and I am balanced I will take 1 then when that one grows up a bit I take another.
I am not rich I am the regular average person. I believe I can care for the child should I decide to adopt.

Isnt that Imo concorde road?
Well, every state has places like that na.

FuckTheMod:


It's personal

E be like dem don carry ban bless you yanfu yanfu before so you dey just vex. Your vex come overflow to everyone around.