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Nahhh, OP, just mingle where like minds of oposite gender mingle. No long thing

For her Mind ba? No time to read her story sha. Make she try.

You don marry her? As women will always say, #PutARingOnIt

Yes I do.

ECOTERRORS:
1. Eating meat after food: girl if you keep your meat in the plate and concentrate on the food, no vex no be your fault na kpako tins. Aje butters eat meat while eating their food and may even leave the meat unattended to maybe because its Red Meat. *kpako no dey try dat kin rough play

2. PaPa and MaMa: Growing up and you played Papa and Mama things, where you cook make belive food and you sleep together and do *nothing*, only Aje Kpakos did those while Aje butter had their mumu oyibo barbie doll or teddy bear to play with. *imagine kpako pikin dey act Snow white na ewelwe be dat*

3. Mama thank ma, Papa thank sir: Growing up then after we finish eating, we ll go to our dad and mum and thank them like this:
Me: Papa thank sir
Papa: thank God my son.
We do same with our mum also while for the aje butter when they are done eating they leave the plates for the maid to pack and they go down to their room and continue watching their movie, their Mum or Dad will now come into their room and this conversation will start:
Mum: (knocks on door) junior hope you enjoy the meal?

Junior: yea mum but its a lil bit salty and I think next time I ll prefer tilapia to this beef.

Mum: I'm sorry junior, I ll make it up to you tomorrow.
Awon were, if Aje kpako try dis one for house na stars wen e go count naim I go like to hear d number.

Others are;

If you listen to only naija

If you travel to the village for xmas break instead of western countries.

Feel free to add yours

OP you get am koreckt. You know as e be.

But wait o........ Naim be say my kids na Aje butter o. Chineke meeeeeeee I have to implant some pako in them o. Haba dem get to rough small around the edges na. papa thanks sir and mama thanks ma na for sure. Dem nor fit chop finish no talk that one o. Even if na ajebo way. Thank you daddy thank you mummy that was delicious mom, you are the chef .

patmaine:
omo see logic.

have you thought about what the Igbos want. who is talking about the western world...
the western world can go Bleep thr selves. who bloody care..
you don't like the Igbo folks but don't want to let them leave. is dis not confusion..Abi you dey gain anything from them...?

one thing is certain Nigeria go break sooner or later..

My brother, I no hate any tribe o. Its well.

Dem get mind o.

Not sure

Congratulationssss oooo. Gods blessing, favour and peace be upon the newborn Amen.

So shecow go appear for that trial ni? As if we all dont know he is a terrorist before.

OP I am sure you meant to type Handmade.

OP, take her to lunch and put the ring inside the Eba. She will def be surprised when she swallows it

steadyguy:
Me and drinks sef, we dey like five and six. Na beer be my drink. Any day any time, na beer I prefer. Sometimes I go drink wine or hot drink. I no too like dis ones. Wine or hot drink dey shack me quick quick. All my friends know say anytime I wan drink, na beer be my choice of "poison".

Guilder be my friend for Naija. "The ultimate" and me dey like five and six. If guilder no dey den I fit go for Star. But as Guilder or Star no dey for yankee and person get to drink beer, I dey "manage" de brands wey dem get here. Most of de beer here dey like wata to me, lol. De tin no dey enter my body like my Guilder. Infact I dey drink am like say na wata I dey drink.

No mind me oo! Alcohol no too good for person body. I know dat one. But I believe say everybody get wetin be dem own vice, and my own na beer. I dey try to no drink too much and come begin miss yan or stagger anyhow. Beer na my own way to cool down my brain afta a "hard days work". Person get to cool down im stress somehow, abi?

Like I talk before, anytin wey no be beer no too dey good for my body. I realize dis one again last weekend when I been drink one kind drink wey dem dey call moonshine. Dis na yankee people dem own KAIKAI. dem dey make am with corn. My friend bring out dis bottle wey contain dis tin. Him tell us say im bros brew am and say de tin strong well well.

For my mind I tink say na just regular home brewed wiskey. But when I test de tin, ee dey like say my body dey on fire. Dis tin dey very hot, de tin burn me from my mouth to my throat and down to my belle. De tin really SHINE my body. Dem ask me to do anoda shut and I tell dem no (for my mind, I tell dem "shey me una wan kill abi?".

I say eh..., dis tin strong to de point wey de odor from ya mouth afta you drink am fit catch fire. Even to make am dey very risky. If de place wey you dey cook am no get enough air to circulate, ee fit explode because of all de vapor wey go dey de air.

I don dey hear moonshine for long, but nothing prepare me for de experience wey I get when I taste am. De drink strong well well.

I like me some good moonshine from time to time.

Are we to pity the man LovePeddler before? Him get luck say na fake. Cis even if na real, I no go pity am.

ffo:
thanks delishpot, she is my heartbeat

Lucky both of you. May The almighty God bless your union and the fruits it will bear.

Op post it again o

OP, who give you that fine woman? You carry eye enter market o. Anyhow sha, I hope the trip sweet well well o.

missclasssy:
This is mine but I have enough cash to last me a whole year even If I don't work.

https://i.imgur.com/OgLbSZz.png

Abeg how do you remember that?

Lol. Naim be say I dey for middle o

Mynd44:
It still depends though. If you know the chances of him finding out from other people is very high, you should tell him by yourself.

I know a man who's wife aunt called and told him every gory detail about his wife-to-be less than 2 days to the wedding. And the past was gory indeed. The husband just got out of the chair he sat in and thanked her but he was not angry because she had already told him earlier.

Wisdom is needed in these things, don't ever say never

Kai, that aunty na winch o. See how persons enemy dey cone from his/her own blood?

Just as lack packs out of my life and hands over keys to Gods glory.

Rose2014:
Biafra has learned many lessons from Nigeria hence the formular you're talking about will be completely spelt out and agreed upon before anything.

Btw between SE/SS I don't see any problems. We've all been in Nigeria all these years and nothing could really came out of it. An average SEeaterner will care less about oil once the business environment is conducive. Why do u think we've succeeded despite the oppression in Nigeria

Ok. Lets pray it works out peacefuly o. Me I don tire for Nsobu Uwa

Ignore he jjarey. You have plenty money to pursue overtake and conquer.

mistypiper:
Add your source and tell me why he is pointing to the Oga at the top.

you ehn!

Winning the lottery

Rose2014:
I hope the bolded is true. Amen ooo it's long overdue. The Nigeria contraception has expired and anyone that wants to go should be allowed to


Dancing #Godwin#

Well, what can one do? I just pity those that will fall under biafra. That biafra state will boil. Cos they have to determine which state will want to join. If states join and later they feel like they hate the revenue sharing formular they will want to pull out. When they decide to pull out, with their resources what will happen? It may bring another war between biafra statesLets work to build a better naija instead of breaking it into small pieces.

The mama na winch? Why ask a child such question?

Abeg, make Una leave Allah. For this kain talk fa! This is blasphemy o. What has a camel or donkey got to do with God? Please please lets mind how we present God.
I am not a muslim but haba, abeg present your Allah in a way people wont see it as a joke.

midolian:
yea..its very possible. Buh this one wey the guy make the girl face camera so, na wa o

Na yeye boy. Looking at the photos sef, you will see the girl was not comfortable with him sticking his tonngue into her mouth on camera even on the one he grabed her boob. Just look at her expression in that one particular photo. Now tell me if she will allow her nude self to be on video knowingly. Its well.

dickrider:


I HOPE AS FROM MAY 29, BUHARI WILL ARREST THAT LOUD MOUTHED TRAITOR KANU WHO OWNS BIAFRA RADIO FOR TREASON. THAT IRRESPONSIBLE MAN HAS BEEN SPEWING VENOM CAPABLE OF CAUSING CRISIS IN THE COUNTRY. HE SHOULD BE SERIOUSLY DEALT WITH AND LOCKED UP FOR LIFE SO OTHER BIAFRA SCREAMERS CAN KNOW BUHARI IS NOT A CLUELESS MAN WHO WILL ALLOW NONENTITIES TO DISTURB OUR UNITY





Meaning: SAY NO TO BIAFRA


United we stand, divided we fall. Lets support the Hausa fulanis and the Yoruba to rebuild Nigeria from the damage GEJ put our nation in

True. What we need now is not a broken Nigeria. What the fool does not realize is that the western world want this shit to happen. The want a divided nation. They will support both parties to fuel the damage. The Igbo man doesnt know that a divided naija is the united western worlds dream. That man is a traitor. We are fighting for a United Africa, this Igbo man is proudly saying Bleep united he wants Naija to soak in blood. He is a vampire and needs to be locked away. Let us not let the western world use our greed and Big eyes to divide us. Why cant people see this? They eant us to be like Libya and we should stand firm and say No to blood suckers who call themselves Biafrans yet are willing to sacrifice tgeir country men on the alter of power.

Chei, the hunter has become the hunted. Na so life be. Na pyramid of nature.