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If he fires him, lets water him na

Big difference sha. He cant be tried for armed robbery. But I sure say Naija police go provide the arms for his photoshoot with the press. So he will automaticaly be upgraded to armed robbery anyhoe.
Next time, make him nor thief at all at all wether with or without "arms" or "legs"

She don try. Make she try more.

Good move. Make dem try.

Fine baby Oyoyo . Biko na howmuch person fit use marry her?

Do they sing? I dey North pole biko, help me out.

If she nor show breast, we nor go believe her pregnancy story ba?

Seun, respect ya self o. Why you dey send ya bot to change B.reast to Bossom? Wetin wrong with the word B.reast? You better behave before I vex for you

IdiAmin1:
I always advise men that after the devil, the next being to be afraid of is woman.

Just imagine her desperation.

He siad and you quickly believe because he spoke against a woman ba? If it was the woman that spoke against him, I am sure you would not have stood solidly behind her like this sha.

He has passports of people in his house? That na crazy stunt o. What if thief enter his house come steal them?
Anyhoe, let him register the remaing guns o. Nor be when police visit his house again he go find another persin blame for his mistake.

Well, to be an indegine one or both your parents have to be descended from there. Its not enough to be born there. You should know this by Now na. I have seen many people born and raised in lets say Lagos but have Local govt certs showing they are indegines of an eastern or northen state. So you should know by now that in naija where you are born does not mean that is where you or your parents have accepted to be their ancestry. So endure when your state turn reach, I am sure Kaduna peoples application will be rejected too.

Wetin ordinary Nigerians go come talk? We have been under Political Seige for generations and we never see mouth take complain. You wey NDLEA seige for just a few days, you nor want make we hear word again

Ngwanu, pkele, go and take your blood sugar meds and your BP medication. We thank God say you get money to treat yourself. Many a common men nor fit afford to do comprehensive health check like you.

I will stabilize the price of Oil and make the dollar equal to naira!

Hello house, is there a way to grow moringa in cold climate areas? Even if it is grown for 6 months in a year just for the leaves to be harvested before winter. Please let Moringa tree experts help me out here.

If na Africa this one hit now, these Asians nor go let us drink water and keep cup down in their land.
Now their turn don reach, if person want wicked them now, na to treat them like leppers and block them from visiting Africa. Biko Africa should not allow them in o.
Me I don tire for all these manufactured diseases sef. Its as if some higher powers are using humans as lab rats.

E don happen.

Abeg, make dem let us hear word jor! When soup done now, dem nor go remember to call us to come follow them chop

13 good years Exile? What about those that went to exile in the grave and will never see earth again talkless of father land?

Cheiiiii!

Change we can see. Good job.

alphajerus:
first to comment i dedicate this row to all orphans around da world like me...Alpha jerus
But if i shuld say it seems dat girl has it in mind to go out in da streets with only skirts ... Am just fed up with this celebs

Thank you my fellow orphan. May the Almighty continue to guide, bless and guard us.

Lobatan. Hahaha. No Mogbe be that?

Bozzax:
OP- Original Poster

WTH- What the hell.

ROTFL- Rolling on the floor laughing

Lolz/lols- laughing out loud

WTF- What the fvck

ATM- At the moment

BTW- By the way

Good job. OP I hope you know the answers now.
BTW, have a nice day.

Will a husband agree so graciously to be called first man? Women slip into the role without complain, with pride and joy so nothing is stoping the man from doing same too. The answer is clear you do not need helping out. You should obly ask if husbands will agree to that role?

Ask him to teach you how to make cold egg. That ussualy works for my kids. When they ask for what I dont understand, I ask them to follow me into the kitchen and direct me on how to make it.

I havent o

Equality does not mean a woman should slap a mans face. Equality is to see men and women as equal in quality of life.
A man is Educated, a woman should be given room to be educated too as far as she wants to go. If A man earns #100 doing a job, a woman doing same job as the man in the same level and organisation should earn #100 too fair and square.
Back in the day before women started fighting for equality, Boy kids were treated better. They were educated, A woman couldnt bail anybody from prison, where 1 man can testify in a case, 4 women were needed to equate a mans testimony. A man can vote but women couldnt. A man could drive but a woman coildnt. That was what women of Old fought against.
Was that too much to ask for? Why do men like to act like women dont deserve to be treated equaly as men in the society? So a woman that has only girl children is cursed? Abeg, womens lib was not about what modern day women are doing. Believe me, women lib fighters of Old will weep when they see what modern day eomen are doing now.

I think both genders of our society need to be re educated about Gender roles while provission should be put in place to make women lives value same as that of the man

tygaweezy:
As most of you already knw dat am a married guy, got married january dis yr and am 24 yrs old, i love my wife very much cos shez the only woman ive been wit that doznt love me because am cute,buh because she knwz i have a good hrt,ok straight 2 why am here.
Since i got married, ive been getting alot of female attention more dan when i was single..if any of yu read ma previous thread,its similar 2 dis one...just 2day, i decided 2 open ma shop (barbing salon) and as i was working, a lady i used 2 date came in and taped ma shoulder... I was really suprised 2 see her, she lookd totally difrnt...with bigger boöbs.
When i dischargd d customers i was working on, we talkd nd i askd her 2 folow me 2 a hotel near ma shop that am feeling the mood, she agreed and said she has to go drop sumfin at home dat shez cuming bak, she den plugd her phone to charge nd left....am expecting her 2 cum bak in 30mins, rite nw ma hrt z beating very fast and am scared....
I dunno whats wrong wit me....i tink am yet 2 overcum ma previous life style... I was a serious casanova.. Mehn!!

So, wetin make we talk now?

PunkyOh:
LOL! I concur.

But "we" still exist though, the hopeless romantics. I consider myself very low mantainance. All I need is those things + that he must have a decent job (No groundnuts selling guy, ok? Thanks) & we can go stroll in the sunset, arm in arm

Haha. Descent request, may the supreme God grant you this and more.

You should go to their office and Ask. Sha I have never seen them do it anywhere else but the registery. That could be because no one ever asked them sha. So you should ask. Goodluck.

Ok. Dem try. HappyMarried Life. She is not underage so they can carry go. This is Normal. unlike pedo Yerima Of Zamfara.