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AutosRe: Tokunbo 2007 Toyota Camry Le For Sale by Delle(m): 9:11am On Jan 26, 2012
LOL !!

107,000 Milleage for 2.9million huh

Is this a JOKE?
PoliticsRe: Bidemi Bakare Disgrace by Delle(m): 3:38pm On Jan 04, 2012
THIS IS TOUCHING, I FEEL LIKE CRYING. EVEN THE OTHER GUY RICHARD WILLIAM IS ALSO A SCAM. , NO ONE HAS EVER BUY HER A DRINK, THE WOMAN NEEDS LOVE. HER HEART WAS BROKEN.
CelebritiesRe: Terry G Beaten By Fans by Delle(m): 7:46am On Dec 26, 2011
hmmm beating up a star at backstage, BIG LIE. Where are all the body guards and al. Even tho the guy's singing trash, he's stil a star and making much money than most of yall.
Celebrities9ice's Voice by Delle(op): 2:58pm On Dec 13, 2011
Has anyone listen to 9ice recent track on point ft wizkid?

What's happening to 9ice??

Gossssh! I can't believe this guy's voice is sosooooooooo cracked.

He used to be my favorite
CrimeRe: A 61 Yrs Old Nigerian Caught With 35 Pellets Of Heroin At Dulles Airport by Delle(m): 3:37am On Oct 10, 2011
cryingbaby:
But when it come's to the issue of bomb attacks or crude oil you then divide the nation in to tribe's, but now u want us to carry the blame abeg na yoruba carry drugs pass, !!!!
Who tell u say na yoruba carry drugs pass?? Guy, in China in fact southeast asian countries, all news about drug related case goes to igbo people , both male n female, shameless folks looking for money fast. they r less intelligent n smell bad too.
CrimeRe: A 61 Yrs Old Nigerian Caught With 35 Pellets Of Heroin At Dulles Airport by Delle(m): 3:22am On Oct 10, 2011
lilkech:
All of you are busy calling igbo and yoruba , HOUSA folks are too advanced to carry wraps, they feel more at home with BOMBS!
LOL, hausa BOKO HARAM
Music/RadioRe: Am I The Only Person Who Doesn't Like D'banj's Oliver Twist by Delle(m): 12:05am On Aug 23, 2011
whiteroses:
^on your mama! can't you read i lied, its a joke. don't attack me cos i was joking before i slash you
. Hey relax, i dont mean shame on u as u think in Nigeria. U shudnt hv gon to d extent of writing ur mama. U stil need to learn hw to reply to comments. Well, ur a Nigerian I understand.
AutosRe: I Need A Car Not More Than 300k Automatic! by Delle(m): 10:02pm On Aug 22, 2011
Sicherheit:
Very Rude. Because you can afford any car you want does not mean you should be making fun of someone else. undecided
@ Sicherheit , It isn't Very rude as you wrote. Honestly it is funny, cos I don't think any dealer or owner in Nigeria would wanna sell a clean automatic ride for 300k. Check this out, I'm still laughing my ass out right now about that, but it doesn't mean i'm making fun of the poster. Not at all.
Howeva, It seems funny to Odunnu also and that doesn't mean she's rude or making fun of the poster. Plus, how do you know she can afford any car she wants?


""""theres difference btw being very rude n laughing at something"""

Pls copy that
AutosRe: I Need A Car Not More Than 300k Automatic! by Delle(m): 9:42pm On Aug 22, 2011
Odunnu:
clean automatic car @300k? lwkmd. I dont mean to be rude gurl, but have you ever enquired for the price of the regular KekeNAPEP?
Abeg i don laugh tire for here
Music/RadioRe: Am I The Only Person Who Doesn't Like D'banj's Oliver Twist by Delle(m): 9:29pm On Aug 22, 2011
whiteroses:
kill yourselves haters. grin Dbanj is awesome I'll suck his Joystick so hard till his man juice starts driping out of my coochie anyday. I lied cheesy
Shame!
TravelRe: Is Russia A Good Place To Live? by Delle(m): 8:47pm On Aug 11, 2011
I'll never advice my enemy to go to Russia.

That place sucks.
AutosRe: Registered 2007 Honda City For Quick Sale N1.2m by Delle(m): 7:55pm On Aug 02, 2011
eghehibor:
Young man/woman (whatever u r) pls be very careful about comments u make on people's post.

1)the car is in a car lot and not a workshop 2) What do u want to do with the face of the man standing next to the car? do u want to buy the man? 3) i protect owners privacy by covery the plate number of all registered cars i put online ( check all my post).

And lastly, it is people like u that go around this forum making ill informed comments here and there without actually having any interest in the car or maybe too broke to afford it.

cheers
@eghehibor: LMFAO! lurvy gotcha
AutosRe: Porche Capriana 2007 Model Tincan Cleared For #5.5m Call 08096960105 by Delle(m): 5:44pm On Jul 20, 2011
mastro:
Repeat after me porsche cayenne, That is Porsche, Cayenne.

It's written on the back of the car for goodness sake.

O and some actual details wouldn't go amiss, Year, Mileage, VIN etc
Pwhahahahahahahaha! Correct spelling written BOLDLY on the chalk-board, still gon write the words wrong
AutosRe: Naija Used Toyota Camry Xle 2009 For 2.5@perfect Autos 07036869641,012213253 by Delle(m): 4:12pm On Jul 20, 2011
What is the mileage for that one? is the XLE also? and can i see pics pls?

you can email pic to dellebanks@yahoo.com. thanks
AutosRe: Naija Used Toyota Camry Xle 2009 For 2.5@perfect Autos 07036869641,012213253 by Delle(m): 8:12am On Jul 20, 2011
Can it go for 2 Mhuh
AutosRe: Honda Accord Discussion Contenue 07/08 Model 2.4million by Delle(m): 6:45pm On Jul 11, 2011
mileage pls?? can it go for 2.1?
CelebritiesRe: Tuface And Mikel Obi Beefing Each Other? by Delle(m): 3:32am On Nov 03, 2010
Same, i believe that song was meant for kenny ogungbe.

i have met tuface once, that guy is the most humble 9ja musician av ever come across.

although we al know mikel is richer n has more fame than 2 face but common that doesnt mean he shuld snub his fellow nigerian wey get him own level too. Level pass level but tuface is a musician, everything is not about money. Tuface songs bring happiness when u listen to it. the way mikel plays doesn;t freak me nor bring any happiness, every1 has eir own opinion. Tuface is not suffering, so wtf is wrong wid mikel. im sure many oda footballers out there r looking for every opportunity to meet n be in good terms wid eir country's musician.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me. What Should I Do Now? by Delle(op): 7:05am On Dec 15, 2009
Akebulan:
A person who is able to live without you, DOES NOT deserve you. Move on, with every ounce of strength you've got, remind yourself that the situation could be different, you COULD be with someone who loves you enough not to put you through this. Move on.
Thank you so much, i really ppreciate.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me. What Should I Do Now? by Delle(op): 2:37am On Dec 15, 2009
Well, if i just sent her a message to see how she was doing, if she didn't reply and shows no further interest. I think i wil just have to go and book a flight ticket and go home to nigeria to see my family for few weeks,, with that i will recover by the time i get bec early next year.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me. What Should I Do Now? by Delle(op): 2:31am On Dec 15, 2009
im just so confused. She's indian, im a  nigerian. same college. Please advise should i just let her be.
RomancePlease Help Me. What Should I Do Now? by Delle(op): 2:18am On Dec 15, 2009
we have been dating for few months. Just yesterday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me a text message telling me that she's no longer interested in our relationship that she needs a break. I mean I have done nothing wrong. I've always been nice to her. Please what do you think, do you think she met someone else?? Please advise. She came over to my house last night to drop the movies I lent her, she didn't wanna come inside for us to talk, she was standing outside the door but I lured her in entering, I told her I love her so much and why is she gonna do this to me. All she said was that she wanna be free and don't relationship now that she just wanna enjoy herself and have fun. please advise what that suppose to mean. After few minutes of talking, she left. I couldn't sleep, i'm up now and thinking maybe i should send her a txt message or something, telling her i still love her. please advise me. thank you for your time.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Detained At Beijing Airport With 87kg Of Marijuana by Delle(m): 12:58pm On Nov 28, 2009
Na all this kinda ppl spoil china for good citizen like me. I left kuala lumpur yesterday for beijing basically for the weekend. On getting to the immigration checkpoint, as d guy on d counter see my green fucking passport, he isolated me from the rest. Attended to, and cleared all other foreigners, wasted my time. each one of them kept starring at me to see if i was actually the person on my passport. I took that photo 2 yrs bec at ikoyi passport office, i was like slim shady then, but now i don chop up seriously. My picture on my malaysia school pass is also there for them to see but surprisingly, it took them over 3 hours to clearly observe and starring at me continously each and every one of them. They told me to sign on a sheet of paper just to see if wud correspond to that of my passport. They asked so much questions and all that, fucking annoying. I was so pissed that it got to a time i advised them that im no longer interested in entering their country, i demanded they put me in the next available flight bec to KL afterall i wasnt caught with no illegal stuff. Later on, they freed me. Me hoping thats the end of all this bullshit, By the time i got to the final immi officer section, another section of immi officers approached me. I was asked loads of questions, then taken to a room for further questioning and thorough search. They took me into another room dat contained some kinda device, i don really know wat that thing is, the aim is just to check if im healthy. They were still doubting if they should let me in or not, at this time my eye was red, i was burning wid anger. An immi lady officer came to take my passport to somewhere unknown. They kept starring at their father as if they've neva seen a black person b4. One of them was considerate, told me not to be nervous, n to relax, he was telling the rest to let me go, his english is pretty good. i was given a paper to read out loudy for them to hear and then sign it.  I was asked to remove my belt, n jacket, kinda funny but until they saw obama tatoo which i did on my left arm few days bec. "lol". i guess they liked it and was asking if have been to the US before and all sorts of stupid questions, one of them like if i have a chinese babe here or in malaysia. they checked my blackberry storm thoroughly, going thru my messages and contact list n pictures. Checked my digital camera as if i kept drugs in there. Later on, they freed me. I told them i need to relax there in their office and they should get me water to drink. One of them went to get water and came wid a cup of water. i told him i dont just drink any water, that i need a clean bottled water, he went to get it, i took my time in checking the water if its clean. Later i took my bag, walked out on their stupid ass.
TravelRe: On My Way 2 Malaysia by Delle(m): 7:54am On Nov 22, 2009
Yes, there's racism going on in malaysia but i pray i dont witness any. have heard lot of stories. I wouldn't advice anyone to come here thinking you can get a job. If your parents aren't rich, my friend don't just think of coming here hoping you can get a job to support your study. No jab here ooo. but if you are making use of family funds, you'll enjoy ya life here wella. Malaysia is a nice place to live provided u are loaded. I, as an example., my folks in 9ja, uncles n cousins in d UK n US load good cash into my account monthly., i bought a vios car im using personally cos my condo is far frm schl. When u have money, your personal ride not rented car, malay gals will wanna date u especially chinese, you wont b prone to facing racism n all in da train, bus or cab. i have never withnessed anything racism tho. the only problem is that DO NOT "openly"date a malay indian gal cos ya life might b at risk. Except u wanna do scam with them igbo boys, then DON'T dare come here if you ain't gon b sponsored by your family. Alot of africans are suffering here cos no one tells them d truth b4 they came, their agent lied to them about getting a jab or opportunities. just offrecent, news came that 9ja boys alongside malay indians went robbing, spoiling 9ja's image the more (although source not 100% confirmed). Due to that incident, one friday nite, immigrations came to this popularly known 9ja bar restaurant (Goodie foodie) n few other african joints to burst darkys, they came wid big trucks, africans who were unable to provide their Icard or passport wid valid pass were taken directly to KLIA deportation camp. I was in Mac D dat night close to d restaurant wid my chinko chick, i was approached by 2 immi officers, showed my Icard they confirmed it instantly n they let me be. In some cases, even tho with your valid schl pass on your passport, immi officers will stil arrest u, just to check if its genuine n contact your school to come n bail u out., al cos u are darky. Well, dats racism. Malaysia is okay n peaceful. visas to other countries is easy n convenience to get compared to "Oh my God" a.k.a Nigeria. For intance, during semester holidays, its easy to apply for Australia visiting visa, tourism n all dat, provided your bank account is cool n u've gotten a letter frm your schl confirming u as a student.
EducationRe: case closed by Delle(m): 7:35am On Nov 22, 2009
Yes, there's racism going on in malaysia but i pray i dont witness any. have heard lot of stories. I wouldn't advice anyone to come here thinking you can get a job. If your parents aren't rich, my friend don't just think of coming here hoping you can get a job to support your study. No jab here ooo. but if you are making use of family funds, you'll enjoy ya life here wella. Malaysia is a nice place to live provided u are loaded. I, as an example., my folks in 9ja, uncles n cousins in d UK n US load good cash into my account monthly., i bought a vios car im using personally cos my condo is far frm schl. When u have money, ur personal ride not rented car, malay gals will wanna date u especially chinese, you wont b prone to facing racism n all in da train, bus or cab. i have never withnessed anything racism tho. the only problem is that DO NOT "openly"date a malay indian gal cos ya life might b at risk. Except u wanna do scam with them igbo boys, then DON'T dare come here if you ain't gon b sponsored by ur family. Alot of africans are suffering here cos no one tells them d truth b4 they came, their agent lied to them about getting a jab or opportunities. just offrecent, news came that 9ja boys alongside malay indians went robbing, spoiling 9ja's image the more (although source not 100% confirmed). Due to that incident, one friday nite, immigrations came to this popularly known 9ja bar restaurant (Goodie foodie) n few other african joints to burst darkys, they came wid big trucks, africans who were unable to provide their Icard or passport wid valid pass were taken directly to KLIA deportation camp. I was in Mac D dat night close to d restaurant wid my chinko chick, i was approached by 2 immi officers, showed my Icard they confirmed it instantly n they let me be. In some cases, even tho with ur valid schl pass on ur passport, immi officers will stil arrest u, just to check if its genuine n contact ur school to come n bail u out., al cos u are darky. Well, dats racism. Malaysia is okay n peaceful. visas to other countries is easy n convenience to get compared to "Oh my God" a.k.a Nigeria. For intance, during semester holidays, its easy to apply for Australia visiting visa, tourism n all dat, provided ur bank account is cool n u've gotten a letter frm ur schl confirming u as a student.
TravelRe: Nigerians! How Far Will We Go! Man Marries Daughter So She Can Get A Visa! by Delle(m): 5:13am On Nov 22, 2009
dis kinda thing ain't new. na 2day? e don tay, (not saying its right tho). We al desperate nigerians.,dats for sure, no one can admit. everyone's looking for greener pasture and can go any length to do such (including killing)., the old man loves his daughter so much n sees dats d only thing he can do to help her out of "Oh my God" a.k.a Nigeria. Jealous whistleblower, to hell with ya. probably wud be a relative or close friend who went for da wedding. Trust no niggar. not even ur folks n siblings.

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