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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by demelza: 10:09am On Nov 05, 2013
Thank God we don resume. cool
Goodmorning Kslib, Im still recommending you for a ban. You flouted rule 19, treat your moderators with respect.
CelebritiesRe: SHAMEFUL: Justin Bieber Spotted Picking Up Prostitutes In Brazilian Brothel (pix by demelza: 10:05am On Nov 05, 2013
Most of the Beliebers heart would be broken by now.
CelebritiesRe: Who Is This Man Holding Genevieve Nnaji Hands Tightly?- Photo by demelza: 9:59am On Nov 05, 2013
That kin ugly man!
Abeg Genny get class. The man must be a bodyguard.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Insures Her Boobs For $1.6 Million Dollars by demelza: 9:56am On Nov 05, 2013
lagosapple: Also, the breasts have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each breast for an appearance in a movie.
LMAO!!
What if the producer wants only one bréast to make an appearance? Wetin she go do? grin
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress, Taiwo Aromokun Tricked Into Marrying A Fake London Citizen by demelza: 12:42am On Nov 05, 2013
She should have asked her colleagues for tips on how they snag the real Londoners.
Her forehead though... undecided
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Tonto Dikeh And Dbanj Spotted Together At ColourfulWorldOfMore Concert by demelza: 12:40am On Nov 05, 2013
Ms Spaqs: Dbanj 's coat tho... lipsrsealed
Costs a million dollars I guess.
@post New couple alert --> Tobanj. grin
CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber Pelted By Water Bottle In Brazil, Leaves The Stage by demelza: 12:37am On Nov 05, 2013
Justin is presently in his rebellious phase. In other words, he wont take $hit.
FamilyRe: Help I'm Suicidal. by demelza: 11:45pm On Nov 04, 2013
Awww....
Sweetheart you have your whole life ahead of you. You are passing through a phase I am sure you can overcome.
Meanwhile you can peruse through this thread. [url]nairaland.com/1347408/feeling-suicidal-come-here-first[/url]
Dont despair. It is never as hard as it seems.
RomanceRe: Help by demelza: 11:29pm On Nov 04, 2013
Are you getting married to a woman?
Is that her pix? undecided
RomanceRe: She Turned Me Down Because ........ by demelza: 11:21pm On Nov 04, 2013
Andyblaze: how body?
Body dey cloth.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by demelza: 11:19pm On Nov 04, 2013
Kslib: Ok!!

A good example is this-- grin
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
Mo gbé!
Kslib your own don finish, you better create new account.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by demelza: 11:15pm On Nov 04, 2013
Vivly: I admire the guy with this signature cheesy
Just say your last goodbyes.
Your ban will be till 2109. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by demelza: 11:06pm On Nov 04, 2013
Kslib: God is watching!!
LMAO!
That looks like Banana Iceland
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by demelza: 11:05pm On Nov 04, 2013
Kslib: This MEME is dedicated to all those who have been victims of Injustice on Niaraland!! grin
grin Songs of Lamentation!
Seeing them moan to the mods just adds to the fun.
CelebritiesRe: Barrack Obama: I'm Really Good At Killing People by demelza: 10:13pm On Nov 04, 2013
Well the likes of Bin Laden, Ghaddafi (RIP) & co proves that fact.
How true is this anyway? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by demelza: 10:10pm On Nov 04, 2013
Kslib: Its not what you think!! grin
grin Someone please drop a ban button on the op.
RomanceRe: She Turned Me Down Because ........ by demelza: 8:45pm On Nov 04, 2013
ledafaze: Mods please take down this thread.
I second the motion!
Ki le leyi?
CelebritiesRe: This Year I Will Be Giving Out 1million On My Birthday- Davido [SEE TWEET] by demelza: 8:36pm On Nov 04, 2013
jossi994: CEO Of Money Miss Road Records...
CEO Of Bad Belle Records...
EducationRe: Which University Is The Best In Nigeria? by demelza: 8:34pm On Nov 04, 2013
When they all resume from strike, we shall judge.
Until then.....
RomanceRe: How To Play A Guy by demelza: 8:29pm On Nov 04, 2013
toyorsiii: just stop okay...dis guy has hurt so many pple including ma best friend nd d only reason y i said yes to him is because i wanna make him feel wah ma bestie is feeling ryt now



NOTE: pls if u dont av anytin good to say pls just ignore.
Why dont you just organize boys to beat him up if you are that keen on getting even?
This your Wonder Woman strategy wont work on an experienced playa.
RomanceRe: How To Play A Guy by demelza: 8:16pm On Nov 04, 2013
Its obvious you are a learner.
Better find one place and park before you get severely burnt.
RomanceRe: Someone Stops Calling After Complaining To You About Someone Hurting Her Feeling by demelza: 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2013
Errr.... Maybe she's busy with her life and family.
Disclaimer: Im basing my answer on the assumption that I understood your post.
#shrugs
RomanceRe: My Niece Wants To Date Me by demelza: 7:09pm On Nov 04, 2013
tony ayo: U dey craze? U no know wetin u go do am b4? And u are sounding as if u want to do it. Give her one sparkling slap, so that she'll know u meant business, if u don't and she continues like that - u'll later blame the devil for banging ur niece.
Nicely put! grin
#team blunt
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Girlfriend She Is A Bad Cook, Without Offending Her? by demelza: 7:05pm On Nov 04, 2013
Dannyxy: having running stomch anytime u eat is nt admirable
Its all in the name of lurve! Cut him some slack.
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Girlfriend She Is A Bad Cook, Without Offending Her? by demelza: 6:31pm On Nov 04, 2013
eze moses: what ever happened i dont care. she is the love of my life and i will never illtreat her ever. before i hurt her i think twice
Thats very admirable sir!
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Girlfriend She Is A Bad Cook, Without Offending Her? by demelza: 6:19pm On Nov 04, 2013
eze moses: its called love. i love this woman to stupid. her love makes me drunk
No wonder!
She don wash put thats why you are eating potty in the name of love.
Foreign AffairsRe: Maine Candidate For Governor Announces He's Gay by demelza: 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2013
masonkz: Obviously he came out cos his opponents knew that about him and were gonna use it against him, like a surprise or something. So he had to do it first.
Didnt read before commenting. embarassed
Somehow I knew he could never be a republican.
Foreign AffairsRe: Maine Candidate For Governor Announces He's Gay by demelza: 5:36pm On Nov 04, 2013
Who cares?
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Girlfriend She Is A Bad Cook, Without Offending Her? by demelza: 5:34pm On Nov 04, 2013
Simply say, "babe you no sabi cook". Shikena!
#no long thing.
Life's too short.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant! Shows Off Growing Baby Bump. by demelza: 4:50pm On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=C'est moi]He has a baby mama with two kids.[/quote]Waoh!
So na person wey get two children na him Tiwa wan marry?
Congrats to her.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve & Shola Shobowale (Toyin Tomato) by demelza: 4:33pm On Nov 04, 2013
Brymo: geny,shud get married na.
Go dash am husband na.

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