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Mr. Op, come finish the story na

Make I spread my wrapper here

homesteady: Hey! Don't insult my ice prince!

Ok.
Na only Ice prince, im gateman and homesteady go wear this rag.

She's still a learner.
Let her meet Iya Kofo for instructions.

Wetin consign me?
Whether its witchcraft or not who cares?
The only people that should be concerned are those within his slapping/beating distance e.g Nadia

LesbianBoy: This kaffy loves sex ahn ahn.......so she is pregnant again? What a CHEAP girl she is!

Up till now, you still dey troll.

Baybe: LMAO!!


If this thread hits frontpage, two things are involved.
It's either Nairaland is hacked or someone jumps off the bridge.

Seun better choose the one you want.

Then its better we begin the candle light ceremony for the jumpee because Seun already has his goons ready to defend..

Alfa Seltzer: And this is the god that is going to judge me at the end? Haha. I'll wipe the floor with him. His angels will abandon him and follow me to hell.

And from which grimy and filth-ridden part of Hades, did this one crawl out from?

Will commenting here give me a golden iphone
Happy Independence sha

Mrs. Potato Head

Na only him and im gateman go wear am.

This is actually a no biggie na

So up till now, God is still preparing a robust reply
The day that reply finally comes, Im sure the reception will dwarf that of the 10 commandments.

Mtcheeew....
The man no even set.
If you replace him with Theo Walcott, I wouldnt mind

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]with all due respect, i have to say that's kindof childish, what happened to chinos, polo, longsleve etc.. i doubt if qirls see quys who wear tight coloured jeans and oqbanje glasses as being responsible|[/quote]Well they have a lifetime of wearing those things you listed, so let them just enjoy this passing phase.

Jamey Maxwell: Which one bii diz one?
Na TITHE habi na OFFERING?

This is independence day so I gentle. My ministry already has bad mouth insurance, drop something or....

I prophesy, in this mber months, God shall save us from both internal and external parasites everywhere.God shall take away ever disease associated with China.
To claim this blessing, forward a seed to the a/c below;
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Its only a mumu that would think May D could afford a house of 150 million. How many songs him don sing?
If he thinks this is the way to spite P-square, then he is stu.pid. He was given a massive chance & he blew it.

Well I use to think Mr. Senb was biased against Nollywood, not until I saw his thread critiquing Hollywood.
So its all fair [s]just as long as he steers clear of Bollywood[/s].

I have seen Clinic Matters on dvd and the episodes were complete.

Too much fùcking on this thread.
X-rated.

Do your current girlfriend a favour by leaving her, instead of comparing her with your ex. From the way you describe your ex, its obvious you would still want to get with her. So just save everyone the heartache and do the inevitable.

One look like ghost, the other one resemble cartoon.

That is more than enough time for him to sit and think deeply about his sorry-àss life.
Never take a man serious who has an ice-cream tattoo on his face.

So Terry G can look this fine and neat
I swear money washes better than water. I don begin dey trip small small.

Waoh!
I pray you see him soon.

OCTAVO:
Wellingtonlitis nko?

Na you sabi, no be from my mouth you go hear am.

homesteady: I observed your absence! So you were banned? What was your offence?

Back to sender!
Una no go see me again

All I see are bones sticking out everywhere. This girl is made up of angles, no curves

ikechukz: When one is old enough to have a boner.....Seriously i'm 48 and still waiting for the sign before I can proceed to find my first gf..

Nice joke!

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]there is nothinq wrong with the outfit, it is lookinq simple and cool¡

i hate fashion, the primary purpose of wearinq clothes is the cover your n`ackedness and once that is done you`re qood to qo| i still can`t decipher the rationale behind 'fashion shows' where people wear all sorts of rubbish all in the name of fashion. i.e: flower, animal skin, fruit cover et all¡

also, the new qeneration fashion wears in naija is just crazzzy¡ mostly common amonq jambite, you`ll see then wearing a pair of coloured trousers and alinko glasses¡ imo, those quys also need to attend seun's sensibility traininq|[/quote]Oga no go there o! I love those colored trousers and nerd glasses, its super haute (not on all guys anyway).
@Op, Yes I would as long as its a casual event.