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if talk is cheap then advice is free.
let me warn you honesty that it is easy to talk yourself into doing somthing that is wrong and which you would later regret, Absolve the black past by a spotless present and go for what truely makes you happy...#HonestOpinon!.

sister femi.. rest ke? na why we vote am? oh make we suffer make im rest? now where u don bring God come for this matter... lemme remind u what God says ...*No peace for the wicked* if him like make him go Solomons island or St . Cruz ... it remains!

fascowilly:
‬: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

ayam not hunderstanding where do I fix my over 1.5?

the guy would just sit somewhere quiet asking himself. "but wetin I do sef"? Just then he receives a slap " bobo! so u no sabi whatsup?

am happy for them o.. atleast they av been signed by this NUTMEG company I shee them going places!

makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

lol whats up wif these girls handling balls? now av u ever guessed why guys don't always" handle those sacs" nor walk around wit em boxer's ...? lol....

ify84:
Truly, the Nigerian no fine reach others o.... But she must have been more intelligent than others which made her winner.

Yes o! sister I agree! some flat heads would be like "abi na brains we go chop? and Im like u must be a cannibal!

so finally I don get prayer point for to write give kelvin for the ongoing 21days fasting. .... #Osinachi..

Kingstel:
May God bless this Bishop.
Many fake pastors and some fake members be feeling like recession is not affecting them since they are children of God.
If it is affecting Dangote, who else e no affect?
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Rubbish.
That has been planned for even before recession, but go and ask the project manager whether or not that's costing him/her more to complete by more than 30%. So, they need more funds. Where will that come from? From members, right?

Being wealthy is NOT by religion!!!
#AmAChristianToo

#RaBish...planned for before recession? but the project escalated during the recession and not before? av u wondered why? oh enough funds were stored? when there are many project going on asides from the building?@ "Being wealthy is NOT by religion!!!" u really need to rephrase.... lol..@ #AmAChristianToo.. I really wonder what kind! maybe d clan of those who don't pay tithes for fear that it wil make the pastor wealthy. .. #receiveAnIMPARTATIONoFSense!.

Kingstel:
May God bless this Bishop.
Many fake pastors and some fake members be feeling like recession is not affecting them since they are child of God.
If it is affecting Dangote, who else e no affect?

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Aunty, Pls try and verify terms before opening your mouth to allow ignorance jump out , Visit DUNAMIS ull understand that we don't understand what recession is... that is how its supposed to be,

this brave man is looking very fresh and wel fed! well why wont he when the UN , EU and co are waiting patiently to see What our old grandpa'S next trick would be... whether hamatan , d*ck
moon or sun... I Just know that somting will rise again!

Stupedinluv:
stupidity

Ive not seen the nigerian celebrity that would wow me not to talk of fainting

sister janet... biko when u look at ur mirror do u even wow! ur own self? aw would other people appeal to you?

its not to go visit her, was thinking ull give her some raw fire, buy her a house and gift her a Rollce....u deh squat take pix. mtcheew!

you can't eat your cake and have it

[i][/i]you can't eat your cake n have it..

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][i][/i]you really cannot eat yhur cake and have it.!

[color=#006600][/color]snitch b¡tch!

[color=#006600][/color] snitch b¡tch!

no one actually cares how a man wanna be touched. .. u c ya life?

; D I died! rosted wetin......

ReneeNuttall:
Am glad they av gotten rid of the excess fats,haba! She dsnt deserve that mbok

I swear. . ufan abadie? Rodgers ke do!

makydebbie:
No I'll pass.

I prefer older guys

damn! u cute !! about the age stuff mhen im down for younger!

Laveda:

where av u been hun!

Laveda:

kindda! ive been raiding places! where av u been?

whatisit with all this travelling eh??

cute home! lalastic come c