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This senator Heineken don high on beer o, God forbid bad tin.

What of itel. Them Don pay the settlement way injoo never pay

I came across a news update recently that Jaden Smith, which happens to be will Smith's celebrity son commited suicide today.

I'll watch it later.

But baba why u lying. OK, I get it to draw ppl's attention. U try. You use iphone5s shoot that video, for your mind sef u know say I refuse to chop the lie.

So, u are trying to call this economic recession video budget, na suya u buy give those girls too to dance Infront of ur phone. Yeye Dey smell.

But what is wrong with our ppl. This girl fine now, n they all saying she's not fine, she's ugly. Me I like am o., her black is not only shining, it's glowing.

If dem dash me I no go collect, it's the newness that's still deceiving you, u will soon dispose it, just that u won't give us the story of how u smashed it on the floor wen u are trying to turn it on to retrieve an important data from it, after waiting for 5mins for the blackberry to boot, it starts to turn the loading clock for the next 30min, then it suddenly freezes and the 1400mah battery turns red, then the phone turns off. Wasted 45mins and achieved nothing. Enjoy the wahala u go Carry ur hand buy.

greggng:
God bless u my dear may u live long cos u ve chosen to identify with wise people. Let me repeat, there is no phone like BlackBerry phones. To hell with andriod. Except someone dash me I won't waste my money on it. By December God will stop them frm removing whatsapp on my bb10. Long live bb

keep consoling yourself. U see say nobody follow you like your comments unlike before. You are on your own, e go soon clear for your eyes then u will be forced to embrace the truth.

IPhone 6 never reign finish dem Dey release 7. Well it's not my business. E bami womo to le Tiro.

God is this news. What is this suppose to mean self, it to say the dress strange self I for hear.

Imagine. YEMINIONS. Stylishly calling her fans minions. Those that accepted and raised her to fame despite the rubbish song she's singing.

What's new about this look now. Nairaland mods nd stvpid posts on frontpage.

nikkypearl:
The guy on the left is high on agbalumo

Sum guys and breess

Lord have mercy




I love her breess tho

well-done keep liking another girls breast.

ceejay80s:
who tell u say Cherubim and Seraphim Church of Zion na christian church? i no regard all these cele as church

why, na your own miniskirt church come b church? Better mind ur biznss

Kogi government want to be selling car.?

Which area the concert wan hold o, make I plan mysef cos these ppl go cause heavy traffic for road that day.

I was even thinking codeine and bennylyn

Freedom4us:
[size=14pt]Let Every Nigerian come and learn how to masturbath oh
from the Master himself![/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0CDsvu8DM

madman, u no Dey forget something?

smudge2079:
Oooh...... No wonder..... This man used his Hummer Limo cause small hold up at Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja this nyt.... With the escort and Efizzy..
Mehnnn... I was mesmerized.
Am opening a church soon.... JPA is the name... Jesus People Assembly

wow. Nice concept. I like that name jpa. But we can't use that again becos nairalanders Av seen it, but sha my people are forgetful, but I'm sure u still av more where that came from. We will discuss more in camera

This sport bet Dey wreck person o, especially the mega stakers, u may win today just know they are coming bk for you... Speaking from xperience, make God deliver us

Hmm. Abo oro la so fun omoluabi...
Na true this Op talk o. But make I just stake and win my last game.

halfricanadian:
exactly I can't fail mysef d more u try to bring me downd more I raise my esteem high I was created to excel have dominion take control of my life make choices nd not please ANYONE BUT THE ONE THAT CREATED ME.

but I have a feeling u are truly ugly. No offense

LuvU2:
Is it nt better to be an atheist, thief, prostitute than teach error in d name of God

is that you in ur profile? Damn I must say u are stunning and I like you

Franchise21:
Lol When has that turned to a crime

one of their customers spotted

Hmm. Ayo ni o o. Iya aadua fi ile ijosin pate obo. End time prophetess

CrazyQuinn:
it's only you and your twisted mind that's concluding such

let me subject u to test. Make me and you start parole right away.

patwhizkid:
You didn't come here to play at all

y u no get profile pic and your location is in the forest, u b iwin ni? Emere omo

CrazyQuinn:
you are very funny how does my statement makes me a lesbian?

when u said is it by force nko. Like u Av alternative if that place start to totori you

CrazyQuinn:
Who cares? is it by force to get a man?

Haa, werey, lesbian alert.

Good. Naso some girls Dey do, dry chase guys away with their scary face

Barbcock. That school sef make dem free dem jor. Wetin concern d school