Please a friend of mine scored 228 in jamb.
Then 56 in pume..aggregrate 57.
What is his chance of gaining admission into law in delsu? Urgent resply pls.

Nt all though...some are worth meditating on.

The writeup is kul but kinda difficult to understand.

Op you lack understanding,for her to post that as a status mean a guy or maybe a couple of guys must have hurt her feelings,if you are really a frnd, you would have asked her why that status rather than adding to her pains.by indirectly insulting her dad,you are goat afterall,goats are stvpid.

Stale!

So many animals here! Op why not post your pix let see how hand you are some.

Just imagine!! Pastor indeed!!

And you open a thread for this sh.it? Guy you no get work abeg!

See this boy self,who kon ask if you dull ni,, btw you even get luck, you for drink acid just thank you stars, you for dey force prison by now..

I think i have seen this before,so many duplicated threads.

This thread is not necessary.

happykidArotiba:
Lol

what is funny?

How many times!!

This man talk alot,we need action!!

Op this is not right,it only someone with low self esteem or an emotionally deranged life that will open a thread on nairaland just to upload a pix probably to be praised and gander "likes" you can do better than this. Or did someone, particularly your g.f insult you?maybe by calling you a champanzee?you are one though,no offence but all the pix i saw on this thread are ugly. Yours is even worst.

XavierBlue:
Op, no difference between you and that goat in your village / no sense would be obtain if it brain and yours are merged / now fvck the hell outta here - goat return to your cage


XavierBlue

you are even more stvpid than the insultee.

coldHeat:
Some males think with their heads, others on their feet, others somehow have a brain nested within the complex nerve endings in their copulatory organ which they task to make decisions.

The latter, being able to attain such a rare, unnatural feat, transmit synaptic commands to their appendages blessed with ball and socket joints, which, like the hench men of an well structured but esoteric mafia, carry out their Don's will with an obedience that is worthy to be envied, twice blind and filled to 'divide-overflow' with a sense that knows neither itself nor the fear that comes to its birthday feast already betrothed to sanity.

If we must assume with no caution the presumption that the "like clickers" on the lady's post are these males, then we can also carelessly deduce that their third and middle leg which only rises when gorged with blood and a lust to empathize with the sensual machinations of a brain long infested with erotic scenes compliant with the laws of physics (friction & lubrication) and reproductive biology, has staged a temporary coup d'etat, assuming control of the ARMed forces of their organic, interactive, physical construct.

The result: an organ specifically designed for excretion and reproduction (which amongst all animals with the exception of humans and dolphins is active only once a year) has become the citadel of cephalisation, thereby controlling all the other appendages down to their digit-fingering to express the verocity of his self-lust having ingested poorly but passionately, the rendered digital imagery of a female captured kidnapped on an electronic device and spread over the virtual wonder that is the internet.

His motive is as enigmatic to me as the feeling one would ingest standing between the precipice of two eternities, his business his own, but one would be tempted to tempt himself with the thought of how long a man's destiny would continue to stand before him (all naked and void of shame and pretence), in a bid to get his attention, before he will come to his senses, and acquire the rare grace to abandon certain childish things having fully attained an Enlightenment as forbidden and lethal as a harmonic note sharpened to perfection (which can only exist between two semitones), able to cut off and away all realms and schools of frivolity from seducing his soul to continuously tarnish the embodiment of glory and divinity that he is...

A man's gift maketh way for him, but I believe a man's foolishness not only paves way for his destruction, it opens the door of chaos to him as well.

While death sits nearby, getting a sun-tan, bored, basking in a aura pregnant with foreboding, wondering how long she must be entertained by his actions and inactions before she writes his name in her DeathNote...

The mind boggles...

you make no sense dude, communication has only taken place when the speaker not only speak but the audience understood perfectly,you typed rubbish!i mean absolute rubbish.

What is the fuse all about?we all have our own individual preferences,if a guy liked your post,he did becos he support or concur with what you wrote,at times you see people posting epistles for a question that demand a simple yes or nah and espect people to like their post,at times you in a thread,created for fun,you see people writing epistles just to be tag intelligent,yet no like,a common hissing may generate like,and that is becos it the right thing at that moment,the funny thing is some of the guys forming here are quilty,abeg,to everyman his own,if i like your hissing it becos it appeal more to me. See them forming,guys will always be guys.

It just your imagination dude,no one is looking at you.

EroticAngelina:
u mean ur toothpick dickk

wicked!

Op,we all are entitled to our own views.. If he think so,then it because of his experience and observations,but i noticed that guy articles are biased and usually one sided.

Summary please!

Disgusting!!

Funny thing is,ladies will still fall for those cheap lies even after knowing their aims,girls are plain dumb hence easily manipulated.

Teempakguy:
Low self esteem sha . . .

can you please expatiate more on that?

Escalze:
So you don't know?




Ok lemme tell u..






























I DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!

am really confused.

A guy approached me this afternoon on my way to the market,we got talking,one thing leading to another we decided to exchange contact.. So as i was typing his number on my phone,he asked if am left handed since i was typing with left hand.. Chess!you need to see the disgusting look on this guy face,when i confirmed his suspicion.! Am pained really,for a moment i wondered if there is anything wrong with a left handed lady....

See this old monkey.. Oshomole fine pass you.

Cc : lalasticlala.

Op,you know the funny thing?when you try advicing your friends against it,they tag you enemy of progress,at other time,girls believed doing that might make the guy see them as wifey material,the most funny excuse i have ever heard from a guilty lady is that "don"t you know men are scarce? I better keep my man well" just imagine!!,before they realize their mistake, the sharp man who don"t have money for bride price must have put her in the family way.. And you know what that means? Free woman, free expressway,illegitimate and malnourished kids which might constitute nuisance to the already messy society,!! Ladies bewise!!

You are so so on point op,many a time,i hear people say,forget your ex,he is past,move on, he is a dump toy but how true?it really difficult to forget an ex especially if you guys dated for long,it even killing to see him with someone else,me i can"t forget my ex, he really opened my eyes and taught me one of life greatest lessons.. #happily married#