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Na rice and meat i go love?

Chei see me see wahala
as my good job wan land me for nothing
see as maedan and roty wan turn me to Aaron

But i reject to be Aaron rather let me be lenon
cus now i don gree to canon
now or the day of the wedding camon

Roty fight for this gizzy
cos i need something fishy
and that is maedan sisy

My love i go give that chicksy
and she go enjoy am like chinggy

Maedan dear are u sleepy
ur sister will have my love full of candy
her shopping go be only in the Mr. Shaggy Shoppy
where go get her shopping fascinating
try and do somethingy snapy
cos' ur sister is highly needed by denony
and i no go loose sleep on this very thingy

Now i have seen the end of the saga
Heyo is bowing out with a testimonial song

Love can't be bought with gold nor silver
It is extremely priceless
It's something you feel inside, heart convenant.
thats why u see some people kill theirself becuase of love
chei Love is powerful.

So guys can you all do a massive bow
Lets arrange this wedding for Roty and Maedan
They are the best couple of the year in Nairaland.

As for me all i need is Maedan sister
as my reward to this whole saga.

Roty why you dey shiver
like say u get fever
because now i wan shizzle
cos i gat the brizzle
and the gizzle

Chai this rhymn dey make flow
i dey flow like boat upon the hill

How i wan put things right now
maedan i think say we dey pursue the same rat
now u say my leg looks like that of the rat
Your sister i must hook up with
whether u like it or not
abi u wan make i pure san-san for your mat.

Your sister self don dey die for me
but she said she need your go-ahead order
and u are redirect my emotions.

am in motion for emotional notion
a gigantic conflageration is engolfing my domiciliary habitation of love
So maedan gravitate here with trememduous acceleration and alacrity

Maedan dear i need no competitor
unless you want me to divert and redirect my emotion to having you now
instead of your sister
and if i do, bet me nobody will put a stop to it
cos' i must have you to the fullest
am trying to be good, just hand your sister over to me

or or or

@ Billis, Heyo and Roty
This is clash of the titans

Fight to the last
Roty started the fight
now lets see who will wins

@ Dimitri
i don enter this race with heat
I no go fit sleep over this
this one na total overthrow u wan do,

This game no go easy
cos enough gigsy don enter chessy
na my turn to grab this chicky
but i no say e no go easy
cos' a lot of guys here can cause confusy

@maedan
maedan dear, i have been guiding your proposal with roty
this time you will guide me to this promise land
tell your sister about this Lovely, caring, romantic and extrovert niggi
tell her i will do anything for her, even though it takes kissing her fit
tell her everything will be hers, if only she go accept my proposal

I will always be with her through rain come sun
i will always be her shade, even when there is no sun

Tell her that she will never be alone
cos' i will always be there for her
tell her that her burdens i will bear

that i will climb a mountain to high for the sake of her love
tell her am humble in her grace
that i will spill like a carosell
and make her world always alive.

That somebody needs her most
ready to die for her, and ressurect again because of her

What should i do?
i don't wanna go
and i don't wanna stay

i must see the end, as i have witnessed the beginning
join the race? it's a cantamosion,
This is not by power,
its by feeling,
Can you feel wat am feeling

Heyo, now you are welcome
i think say u be bitter for titter,
but now i know u just want a piece of the cake.

You wanna ride with Roty, at the back of maedan,
lets see who wins
but to my own perspective i can ser roty
clinching the title. league already won

i cross my finger

@ Heyo

hey heyo abi your name na Mr. Bean
i just dey my own na you dey choke me for yash
Your attention i never seek, i just dey talk reality


why u go call me nobody when i be big time somebody
don't you know dat everybody na king for own Palace
Abi na your big mouth na him we go chop?

your type na him dey claim say every moto right goods only na your papa get am
only to trip the girl and get better of her
Abeg stay clear for what God don join together
me i no be their defender, but no need to be offender thereby put assunder

i mean no harm my brother, but na you find my wahala
as i dey so i no like kasala
but u can't step on my tail and just go scot free

E be like say u come here to dey messmarize people future
i dey feel your rymn but no pass your border

hey denony y r u lookin 4 ma attention? u r a nobody
i aint a yahoo boy
just wanna give maedan so much pleasure and joy
but u cd call me a millitant
cz am here 2 kidnap maedan's heart
with her consent and make her life more pleasant
i can prove myself worthy if she demands anything
am not like u dats hungry,u r thinner than a pin
this is true love not a fling
so close ur mouth up or u want some bling?
nah i no be gay so i aint buying u sh*t
i cd help u pay ur bride price with what's on my wrist
and yes i am here 2 put asunder
cuz roty and maedan together is a total blunder
so if u have a problem it
u can kip typing or maybe grow hairs on ur teeth
don't have ur time so free me like terry gee

@ Heyo

hey heyo abi your name na Mr. Bean
i just dey my own na you dey choke me for yash
Your attention i never seek, i just dey talk reality


why u go call me nobody when i be big time somebody
don't you know dat everybody na king for own Palace
Abi na your big mouth na him we go chop?

your type na him dey claim say every moto right goods only na your papa get am
only to trip the girl and get better of her
Abeg stay clear for what God don join together
me i no be their defender, but no need to be offender thereby put assunder

i mean no harm my brother, but na you find my wahala
as i dey so i no like kasala
but u can't step on my tail and just go scot free

E be like say u come here to dey messmarize people future
i dey feel your rymn but no pass your border

Rotimy and maedan make una no mind heyo
na him kind of person na him dey sleep with person wife
what God has joined together let no man put assunder
If your na asumpta make u dey use sawanata

Heyo the wey u dey talk e be like say u be yahoo heyo
abi u be militant wey dey kindnapp people for business
You self wey dey promise am heaven and earth
u sure say u fit surface when she deman for any?

i mean no harm, but u are puting assunder
i beg u make u do aswire

my dear maedan make u shine your eyes,
some men can be dangerous just like women

i know say girls dey trip for this kind heyo empty promise
make u no change your mind because alarm go blow
cos' as i dey see things roty fit dye because of you.

walai this thread don make my day.

No food no wahala i don feed myself with this story.

I NO FIT SHOUT

Rotimi thank God say u don leave the house wey and rat dey share

which we go attend a wedding called (NAIRALANDER WEDDING)

Chai romiti and maedam na una be the bam
I dey see am from afar say una two don gel
See as my fellow nairalanders don give una chance
This go bring award for both of you,
I sure this one wey I dey talk no go be wahala
Because the wey I dey see am this love get big belle
When e go born na things wey get big big head
Chai make una come see, this one na internet proposal
Wetin man no go see, nairaland I too dey enjoy the tory.
I no fit wait make una invite us come the wedding,
But if na for yaba my hand no dey, instead make e be for aswani
That one na wahala.

Chai - IFE LOVE NA EME-