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YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT WE ARE TALKING OF MAMA CELIN DION HERE

WELL CONGRATS TO HER WHETHER NA BORROWD ONE OR NOT
SHE IS PREGNANT THATS THE GIST.

This is a pint of salt to an injury  

Well I don want them to use this as an excuse when my beloved
MANCHESTER UNITED grab their trophy for the next two seasons.
IT WAS SERVED RIGHT

UP UNITED

TIMAYA DON BLOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON PKOLONBO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DO YA THINGS YA WAY MAN
NO NEED TO BE GENTLEMAN AND DIE IN SILENCE

My brother its a big cross to carry, but if the fire is much
why not do a return match.

push her back to your parents who pushed u to marry her

@ Chic2pimp, thanks for the compliment  



part 2:

I think mine was all letter tragedy.

In my secondary school, there is this girl who just tranfered to my school
Everybody was striving to get her, but i think i was lucky that she first talk to me, she is a shy type very pretty.

So she will just call my name and hide, I do same at time, we only call each other and smile It was just like seek and hide affair. Finally i want to approach her but was shaking whenever she come closer we will just smile to each other and go.

Finally  i decided to write her a letter, but before that I have to borrow her book so that I will hide it on it.
When I finaly did,  I hide it inside and sneak it into her locker, but her friend was the first to get it, but she corporated and extend it to her. She never reply I was forcing herto reply by just asking her my reply, she will just smile over it,  the letter was later taken to the principal through one of  her jelouse friend.

Could u believe during moral instruction I was called out in front of the whole school and the letter was read. And I was warned to stay away from her, because her aunty was also a teacher in the school and my enemy. I was shaking and pumping my eyes like  a rat draining into an ocean

But afterwards she now replied my letter that she has accepted, we are hot like fire that everybody were surprised  how we still continue till we departed and are still friends now. The panic  was uncontrollable.


I think I was love letter addicted, that I draft love letter for my friends.  
Infact am love letter champion  , that all my toasting/wooing was through letter, and must be replied through letter, I can’t stand with a girl waiting for her to say I have accepted, everything have to be letter writing affairs


But now I can do it boldly and bravely though am not a player

Wait for part 3

This thread na bomb
mine get many series.

Part 1:
its in my primary 4, one girl vivian by name she is the most intelligent girl in the class then and pretty.
man one day i enter house come remember the think of the girl and how i go enter am, i pick my pen and paper
come draft this letter wey start with i love u come end with i hope u love me too.

as i reach school, i still keep am inside one maths text book wey i borrow from one girl
wey dey eye me then, but i no send am. That very day i never know how i go take give the girl the letter
till we move to play football match to another school, before we come back to school
the girl wey i borrow the book from wey dey eye me that time don enter my bag collect the book
come see the letter, read am out loudly to the class and to the school, every school hear am.  

man as am entering school the whole school started singing (i love u! i love you!! i love u!!!)
mentioning my name. I took off from there go mid - term holidays for two year, come finish my primary school for there.   the shaking dey my body till the next year.

The thing reign pass that 2face song (african queen) up to today all of them still dey remember am.
and the worst part is that i didn't date the girl again, though we end up seeing each in secondary school
but that time i have no interest again. we often shy away from each other

wait for part 2

i can't take such shit
am gonna pick em up for you when leaving
avoiding bad dreams at night.

territory ko domot ni

Gurls always think this one thing or the other
to tie down some guys (as for me, it's wasted effort)
cos u must pick even your droped hairs after make-up

nukwa akuko

welcome back yaks.
no mind your nigerian brother's big mouth.

I will be glad to see u play again

LOVE IS CRAP --------
LOVE IS JESUS
LOVE IS POWER
LOVE THY LOVE
LOVE NOLLYWOOD
LOVE MARRIED
LOVE IS PREGNANT Allahu Akbar!
LOVE IS A FISH
LOVE IS BOOZE
LOVE IS SEX
LOVE YOUR FRIEND
LOVE OH NO
OBJ IS LOVE
LOVE YA'R'ADUA
MONEY LOVE
LOVE USAIN BOLT
LOVE IS RUNNING
LOVE IS TIRED
LOVE IS FOR FUC.k SAKE!!!

i can't stop laughing
EVEN LOVE IS WORLD AND LOVE ASS

The amaka i will like to join the party rolling
can we chat here (stargerdeworker@yahoo.com)

am waiting gurl, u are hot cake in here.
gurl u rock

never to come back again

what a smart man?

That guy na        
emagine he made other fellows  looks less superior

before the gun shoot i heard the other american telling his partner
"No need lets fight for 2nd and 3rd because there is a witch here called Bolt)  

Americans need to name another new car BOLT. (Imagine a car having the power and speed of BOLT)
Awsome, classical, unimaginable, what a record.

may this is pre-post UME exam  
expect the real post UME soon

It will be bomb (big or small)

expect the unexpected

Ask and ask your parents very well
If it's true you people related

please don't provoke God and gods
by engaging yourselves in any relation.

as u are still young you will still find a heart robber  

100 naira can get u something ooooooooooo

bread and beans 40+40 =80
pure water use am fill tank, chikina.

or poff poff and mineral

or Smoke and smoke then have two sachets of pure water to normalize things.
at least u go high dey go

Maybe u have to be taking her along whenever u want to
browse on Nairaland, so that she will know that there is
no hidden agenda. or at best register her here.

if she insist then make a choice.

Not all gfirends are wife material
Some of them are not even thinking of
convincing you that they could be a good wife

How can u think that a girl who only think on how to
spend ur money not even asking you how u earn it
be a wife material, once u refused to spend as she wish
she will start giving you short hand.

@ poster
a wife material is that lady/girl who cares to know everything about you,
Who gives u advice when it's needed, who knows when its right to spend money and time to save,
who cares to know when u are happy and when u are not,
who cares to contribute positively in every aspect, who is humble and dedicated.

while a girlfriend material is that lady/girl who want to party with you all time
who are only how much u spend, who only cares about how good she looks,
who doesn't bother  if  that money is going to finish tomorrow,
who only want to know how much u earn to fix how much high her deman will be.
who only cares to shag and shag u even when u have not strenght to shag.
who is ready to run away when u said please babe bear with me am broke for now.

TO BE CONTINUED

Young lady is listing what she want and you people are here slottering her.

Are you surprised? just take some girls u have as girl friend as an example of what she is saying.
i mean girls really mean business even in marriage, they want to know the weight of your pocket
before anything, imagine, she listed all that without even mentioning "and someone who will love me"
thats shows that girl don't marry for love again other than money.

how will u find a hapy home, when u have all the luxuries and no love to share?
Girls/Ladies! Girls/Ladies!!! Girls/Ladies!!!

Chei chineke nyere anyi aka

It depends on your kind of person
For me i enjoyed it for almost 4 years

but i like it the most, at least seeing her 4 - 5 times in a year
though i have to spend money on credit calling her at least 3 times a day.
to make her feel my presence all the while, and it increases the level of our love.
though she cheated, but all the same we loved each other, and always hungry to share our love,
it will keep you moving. i find it interesting, since u can hold and control urself.

Its the same nation but not the same state, so whats the big deal.
after the break-up am looking for another inter-state relationship.

I think hackers are also entering Nairaland
Seun do something, before they destroy this wonderful world of Nairaland

(LAND OF EXCEPTIONAL TALENTS)

Selfishness is disasterous in a relationship
whereby u as a girl will like the guy to always
meet ur demand, do things u want, and never care to
think of his own feelings.

I've just met a girl, whom i want to share my love with
but I discovered she is selfish and self centered.
she always want me to do things that will please her,
and never care of things she will do to please me.

i just can't help but zoom off

(Selfishness is a developed character, and can be curbed)

I spent mine buying cloths and and drinks
It's very interesting spending ur first salary roughly

I don't think there are up to 5% who spend their first
salary wisely.

@Eyonigger

are u not satisfying since u can suck nipples and finger print
in return ask her to suck ur dick, that will get u satisfied, what's the different
dipping the thingy into tha hole.

The earlier the better

Let us not destroy our image globaly
as they have already take us to be

the fear of Warri the safety of Nigeria Dignity

You can only be photogenic if you are photogenic, period.

UNITED IS THE NAME (THE RED ARMY)
WE ARE THE HISTORY MAKERS, WE ARE THE EPL PRIDE

CHEALSEA WILL SMELL ROD COME SUNDAY.

WE MAKE STARS WE DON'T BUY STARS
(A NEW WORLD BEST TO COME SOON)

UNITED TILL I REST IN PEACE

I can't imagine how a wife will be beating a husband
maybe u are smaller than the wife or what.

My brother it's a pity that u are going through this hell
that's women for you, they hide their main character
during friendship, but once they are married, they
display every bit of it, you are lucky she never have a kid

that will make her stand firm to slap and peat u more
cos u can't divorce her anymore.
may God help u out of this terrible situation.

@ Gabry
Tell me whom ur friend is then i will tell u wat u are

This world is a crazy world, i think the ancient days are better
Evill things happening and we called it a modern world

my people perish for lack of knowledge
What a generation, What a generation, Oooohhhhhh what a generation
Campus girls now turn to prostitutes, What a generation.
go to some streets, in many nigeria campuses, see qeue, girls waiting for customers
some doing it in a gentle way.

If you like call her in the middle of the night/day
flog/pet/talk to her politely/angrily, she woun't stop.

(prostitution "Its - in - her"

Love eyes don open that it can even see through
the tinnest hole of a niddle. without microscope.

No girl ever believed that their could be love without money (owo, ego, kwudi)
else cheating will be open eye own, no hiding.

Why is everybody talking about men alone
what about girls, girls we need your opinion.
they don't want to contribute much on this topic
becuase they know they do the worst.

Please picture poster, tell the girl that what i saw
in her mouth is not carrot,   she should take it easy
but the guy, oh my God (Gosh wat a bushy environment)    

that thing na prick abi na rattle snake

Girls don't you have say in this matter?