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[quote author=huni_naija]A newbie on here.. Think we got summin in common.. We are both fucktards! lool[/quote]Lol...you can't even disguise a fi newbie noh

Shollypopz: So y'all are going to waste ur Friday night on NL?! Nawa oo

errm Modella, u're on spring break rit?

lol @ d denzel2009 moniker peeping, poor loner

Dodoyo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ZV8pfJS34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFcwQdmln0s

Dyt: Na d one wey we do dat time o
I hav bn lukn everywhere 4 u to tell u

You no serious...when did you meet dobodobo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZW45l-H4fc

Dyt: U c ursef
Ur FBI no reach dat side

Who get time? Wonderful! who has been driving the train through the tunnel?

Idayatu you don born?

kulyie: lol well i am guilty of that myself.infact it is when they start playing ball and my kid brother is already in the sitting room that i go and meet him to unzip the back of my gown or help me lock the door downstairs.if its my daddy ehen haaa,that one will just push me for one corner.then as for the touchy touchy,i do that as well for my boyfriend,when he is watching ball,i deliberatly sit beside him and be smooching his back out of boredom.the football excites him a lot,but i find it boring so i just resort to touching his back,for me,i am just playing,its like pulling your girlfriends hair or braids when she's watching movie and you're not.no bi deal na

Ewwww...your bro unzip your gown?

[quote author=mama-gee]Happy 66th birthday, Pete Edochie!!![/quote]No be you open thread say he don die before?

Odiaero abeg help me greet kim jong-un when you pass through korea

Jarus: There you have it.....
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1012696_Car_jpgc1741a25d94168e7bddf2d01d48e7a99

washing your masters car?

Yeah right..it's quicker to login to twitter and spread the news...oh they took all the phones of people in yaba.

[quote author=Fifty-Fifty]Pope Benedict, u ar most welcome to the only true religion, the religion of Islam. U ar indeed lucky to have seen the light at last after many years in darkness. U ar welcome once more![/quote]Na old jeans be that.

Who is looking at the dopey dude's pinafore...the real deal is there beside him.

hmmmn surgeon general don show

GEJ no dey drink coffee... na burukutu the man dey gulp.

Muslims and their sentiments. The other day a guy died in whilst rukuing in the mosque, most of them came here to tell us they wanted to die like that not knowing what actually killed the guy.

E yombo anabi