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coogar: thunder fire your keyboard....
what is pako/ajebot gotta do with this? lest i forget, we need to talk - i have got a couple of questions to ask you.

lmao painment!

You wan dash me money?

coogar: it's not normal....
when i see passengers in a taxi, i just assume they all boarded together - like a group of friends heading to the same destination - not the pick me here, drop her there!

Bros, it's normal. Obalende to VI, na taxi dey carry me then and no be only me dey board am

Abeg, fashy the this your ajebota swags...you be pako na

coogar: omg - i just met a fairy!
please sprinkle your fairy dust on me and make me fly!

Mr Man stop acting as if you no dey live naija before. Most taxis carry more than 1 passenger. and that's normal.

Proudly Biafran

Raymondfancy: Some say am handsome why some say am ugly,there are many occassion where girls said to me i appreciate ur finest is it true that am dat much handsome?what is ur views?
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You have segxy japanese eyes.

coogar: your english needs aid from united nations!
cab = taxicab! the only reason people use them is for some sort of privacy, not to share with other passengers. this is why it's more expensive than a commercial bus. you didn't board a cab - you boarded your death sentence!

In Ibadan, taxicabs carry more than 3 different people. Some even lap each other.

I dont see the point in keeping those dogs at home. Anytime I see them afar pulling their owners, I go take style cross road...I no wan bark die.

Gay people use it till dey peme

[quote author=BUSHY-ANUS]one is 3 months and th e other is 2 months. i love both of them but my christoian faith doesnt permit me to marry two.what do i do?[/quote]Ask 2face idibia

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O ga o on a sunday morning

Why does the rotund bride have mosquito net over head?

Point of correction Jennykadry is not Nwando!

You can continue your e-fights now.

jidegirl12: Mr Bible , this your advice, e get as e be oh, drift them apart when you can easily cut the man some chores and tucker him out?

So, if your husband wants to have sex and you refuse, you tell him to go and wash plates?

I don't know what the problem is here, the guy can easily get it outside these days. OP, dey there dey complain no be 5 mins thing?

jidegirl12: For sure sis... They asked for a pet and got it.

Shakes head @ team clean up

washington I knew you were trouble when you walked in ....Ah ah Trouble Trouble Trouble( Taylor Swift )

Lol...I'm keeping Faith alive

Serge lutens chergui...sexx in a bottle!

[quote author=baby_123]Oh, you are weak sha! Hehehe! Didn't coogar call nwando geriatric on the NL 22 Nigerians frauds thread? Look at his previous posts on NL na before you gbeja your grandma here. Anyway, blow, am waiting patiently to hear coogar's conquests o jare.

Denzel is a whistleblower and male gossip. He likes to talk about who he has farked on and off NL I guess. Probably one of these small boys with small tools. Am waiting for him to boast abeg! Coogar, you have been exposed!!! My friend is so not for you anymore. So you gossip?[/quote]Sharap baby123, I don't want you to morph into another name yet cos my tracert would take time to get your new handle.

coogar: mention the name and stop this algebra......

Nah, I'm enjoying this. Suspense thriller!

[quote author=baby_123]Lmao! Coogar? Hehehe coogar called you geriatric which you are. Sorry o, used and washed up then dumped and throway by a solid Yoruba guy! You can't get over that Yoruba guy sha, the dumping pain o!If I was married! Girl, my Yoruba hunk of burning love is something you will never have. Keep dreaming and talking about your imaginary Yoruba husband and kids. Mr kadiri ko, Mr benbeleku ni. Lmao! Sorry case! Your sisters full ground on Allen, go tell them that. Ashewo ke? Who is known for that in Nigeria? You spoke too fast. You must be imagining again!. [/quote]Come on...coogar the clue is here na. Your church mind add 2 and 2 together.

coogar: no, who is she?
an oldie?

One of your conquests na....she old pass methusellah for this land

coogar: know who?



tgirl - how's the debate shaping up?

You don't know baby_123?

[quote author=baby_123]Huh? You must be mistaken honey. I don't do off NL chat, and i am not one of these women you guys gossip about o. The women who chat with you guys off line. I cant even remember my email password. And my birthday is still many months away. Sorry, you can keep speculating sha. [/quote]Lmao...I won't blow your cover now...I will let you bask in it!

coogar: still using your bold 4?

You no know her ni?

[quote author=baby_123]Australian surgeon! Buhahahaha! Lying worse than satan![/quote]Hey baby, why are you fighting my darling Jenny...I don't have your BB Pin anymore wanted to say hello on your birthday

Queen of sheba ko queen of sheamala ni

On the wedding day, just put rope on his neck and drag him there.

Whatever! Cooogar and his spectra thin Ant.

Robbitch...useless lists everywhere

CFCfan: The Capital gains tax in the UK is around 90%, while the top tax rate is 50%.

What kind of lie is this? CGT is not 90%!

deji2009: I am a fan of Zinox for their expertise
in laptops building. I read it
somewhere that they compete with the
likes of hp in Nigeria

thumps up adewasko and co

where is wolelebab,dualcore mdsocks,
denzel 2009 and onegig.
quite an age especially
denzel2009 and dualcore
previous winner of
computer poster award

I dey here chairman. I see there are capable hands to solve people's problems.