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Rafa has always been a downward mobile manager nothing new.

we have a Blade singer now.

24. Learn to fart silently.

How does he get catch?

where the remaining unstabbed bobbee?

He was the one distributing horsemeat around Euro zone

Just wait for them to come and tell us they will do it in Allianz arena...deluded fans!

please who dey home sef?

Look at his legs like like benin-ore road.

lilcutie8916:

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Abeg go carry your shirt from that wire..

coogar: don't mind 'em old hags - some of them cannot keep a relationship for a week, how much more a year. you see their frustrated faces in the church looking for unsuspecting young men to devour. i was speaking to one the other week, she's 36 and a project manager, 3 babies, 3 different fathers and yet she's still hoping to get another husband. she tried to convince me all the 3 men were arsëholes when she's actually the one with a mental ailment!

Instead of you to collaborate on her project to make it 4.

Idowuogbo: u segzy nauu... if i never**** we 4 ***** dat kian tinz...

Idowu you don drink paraga again?

Idowuogbo: denzel, make i post ya own? ladiessss!!! go grab ur lubri!!!!!!!

I go kill you

WTF is this? from a guy? smh

Preach to the homeless at Sabo.

Yes. dem no dey collect hibiscus flower, you give them wreaths dem no go collect...na so so BB 10. And na only boxers dem dey give back!

[quote author=ROCK-J]Have u seen obama's crowd when he travels outside the U.S. The number of secret agents that fills up the place 1 week to his arrival. His crowd is massive. Goodluck is still learning oh.[/quote]Apart from Boko Haram, who wan kill uncle Jona for Paris?

jennykadry: You know some FIFO's could make 10grand in 2 weeks. They pay them heaps plus provide Accomodation, car and feeding for them . They also pay them even on their days off.

Thats why I'm asking you for connection na. I know the gist wella. Anyway, make I no derail we go yarnlater.

jennykadry: Denzel are you serious with this question?

ahn ahn I dont joke with money o..very serious.

jennykadry: Ewo ni Fifo denzel?

Fly in fly out..thats where the money is I heard.

True talk...even boko harams were throwing bombs in the air to jubilate.

Please Jenny...how can I get FIFO jobs?

The guy sef...his pants not dey stay for his waist...if he no dey shiit for dubai, he go dey impregnate quatar

naijababe: You know back in my hustling days, there was this Igbo guy called Dikedi, the Oyinbos used to take the piss and call him dickkhead The guy dey always vex, changed his name to some english name but na lie everybody still called him dickkhead including me.

Lmao... he can't escape pisstaking with that name

naijababe: SMGDH - Shaking my God-damn head mate

I no know wetin your DH be sha

DickkHead....I for fear na

naijababe: SMG[b]DH[/b]!!! I dey fear for you o Tiwa

You have DH??

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Na waa oo. Am I the only one who noticed the trouser?

I'm more concerned about where he got akara in dubai.

oyb: no dey fall hand o

thats a bidet

oh I see...