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Thats so unfair! Why are they showing dump sites?

Idowuogbo:
but ele fi irugbon se abebe abi

ema beru

oluwa wipe ke pe mi ni inu gbo gbo isorokisoro ti ire ni emi osi gba e kale

emi ni oluronse oluwa

ALAGBA IDOWU

@DENZEL

mo ri eeh oo but o gba go ahead lowo iya mi gators oo

Gators ko ni binu ni. eniweyz ka rin ka po yiye ni nyeni.

Idowuogbo:
@ denzel

padi mi ni south ofakasibe mi omo pe ara awon fanbase mi ni eeh otu mo pe omo kennighton nimi
omo mo dupe pupo lowo re nitori pe without una i no go dey here thanks 4 bin a loyal fan  

emi ni ti re nitoto
idowu2gbaski

Sebi iwo ni. Mo ti add e mo messenja mi ni otmeili.

Idowu o idowu idowu o, e melo ni mo pe e?

Tin ba gba e mu ni Kennington. Ma fi imu e fon feere.

FL Gators:
lol ta ni yii?
bawo lo se momi? Of course nau, emi ni mo le so yoruba ju ni gbogbo NL yii

Iwo fi yen si le. Emi ma nro pe surname e ni nickname e ni nitori pikshoor yen

FL Gators:
Kilo de ti o fi so bee?

Se emi ti enu mi ti gbo lowo pako jije

Emi ko ekspekt ki o gbo yoruba beyen. Olorunmatoyin oh

FL Gators:
Eku kale o , eyin omo yoruba.

Mo sa ri pe se ni gbogbo eniyan n ki gbe chamotex kakiri. I ba se obirin o, tabi okurin, nkan ti mo fe moh ni nkan ti arakurin yii se.

@Post
MY QUOTE OF THE WEEK: Ti O ba fa gburu, gburu a fa igbo

Mo ro wipe ajebotta ni omo yii sha.

Alh. Yuri is sweating blood!

What is Kalou doing in this game and where is malouda?

nateevs:
Oh Come on . .
Didn't mean it to sound like that.

Just wanted to point out that if you had been watching Chelsea matches without Drogba, you would have known your statement is not right.

Lol I didnt mean it like that too. Its just that I can't stand Anelka caressing the ball and his lack of remorse after losing the ball. We are cool

nateevs:
Wetin you sabi?

Sorry oh professor of football!

nateevs:
Diva.


Do you see what happens when Drogba in not in front?
Total football.

Never mind the fact that Chelsea was one on top. .
This is the time when Villa should be making us back up on our goal becos they need a goal.

Drogba is the one saving Chelsea's asss. You can't really fault him oh.

That pitch is rubbish!

[quote author=dupsy_tosh link=topic=408523.msg5858982#msg5858982 date=1270805269]I dont know oooo, funny tin is dat I've gotten used 2 it 2. Takn tea wit a teacup is like punishment 2 me, its just neva satisfying. anoda tin I dint like while grown up bt was forced on me was "ogi nd akara or moi moi" . dat used 2 be our breakfast on saturdays nd we used 2 hate it bt we dint av a choice.neva thought I'll eva miss it bt on leavn d house I found myself missn it.    nd anytm I get d chance I take it, even custard wont do,it has 2 be ogi  [/quote]Are you sure we are not related? Is ithis Dupe my sister from another mother?

cabali:
My fears exactly!!

Its even the Timberland by LV I dey fear!

Can people remember those days that you can virtually buy anything you want to eat on a bicycle showglass. Something like akara,pofpof,fan ice,scotch egg,buns, egg buns etc. Our last born was very young then and mum used to take her to shop with her, then she buys everything she wants to eat for her from these sellers regularly.
We used to have late night prayers before going to bed once in a while or when anyone of us misbehaves just to rebuke the devil I guess.

Anyway, we take turns to pray and we always prayed in yoruba starting from the first born to the last, then mum and grand finale dad. Each of our prayers is about 50secs long and by the time our last borns's prayers starts, we are already dead in laughter cos its always thesame prayer and we all know; it goes

Errrrm errm in the mighty name of Jesus - we all say amen( laughter gaining momentum)
in the energy blood of Jesus - amen
errrrm errm these bicycles, that sells rush e( akara), the ones that sells pof pof and the ones that buns may Jesus not let them hit us - our Amen will be in extreme laughter.

The funny thing is, both dad and mum dont find it funny. He will just look at our direction with his eyes still closed as if they told not him not opened them just to get us to behave.

That is character,nice one!

This brings back IOU memories in Naija. At a point we had a tiny paper in the vault as IOU for $150,000,ofcourse by one of the bosses. Sh1t happens!

See the title see verbal discharges?

Since I moved to London, I told my dad to get an email address so that I can communicate since I cant even see myself writing letters. So I opened yahoo email gave him password and email ID.
My dad would go to cybercafe give the email ID and password to the operator to check the mails. Why I asked him, he said he always ensured the operator close the email before he leaves. He has done it so many times. Thanks God its just father-son mails!

Every environmental sanitation saturday mornings, My dad always disappear from the house for like 3hrs with one of his stingy area friends.  They always go to sit at a junction on the high way reading free news paper from a vendor and discussing politics.

When we accused him of stooping so low and that his stingy friend was influencing him, he said since we had already accused him, he was going to start adopting his friends tactics on us one of which is to put his signature on garri so that nobody would be able to do eba /drink without his consent.

davidylan:
hilarious thread. Denzel you must have had a very funny childhood.

Yes oh, everyday is loaded with jokes in my family.

Just trying to remember more funny ones!

Its funny I don't like Terry g's full songs like free madness and all but I like it when he does the collaboration with other singers. Like the one he did -Pass me your love.

Nigerian songs generally are developing and the major advantage of most of the so called retarded songs is the elimination of sorrow and sadness from ardent listeners.

Here, little things cause depression to people but naija peeps would go to dance Terry G after drinking garri for the last 5 days; and this is MAJOR! Do you realise the joy Alanta brings to people when its on play?. Pls free naija songs abeg!

When I see kids of nowadays being punished by their parents I laugh. The punishment goes like sit down there and dont ever get up or face the wall or even go to your room and dont come out until you are told otherwise. My own parents, if they cant be bothered to beat you anymore, then the punishment galore takes effect like stool down - I dont know if people remember this. It is when you're touching the floor with just your index finger and raising one leg up or the other one where you sit on the floor with both legs and arms up. You dare not let your feet touch the ground cos the cane beside my mum will easily get to you without her getting up from her seat. By the time you finished serving your punishment,your blood flow is confused.

Ok Dad and mum eating Eba from thesame plate is a recipe for disaster. Mum was brought up to eat the available meat after finishing the eba, our dear dad wasn't brought up that way. . . you know the rest!

Then, you will hear mum saying baba T, ki le leyi (what is this?) dad will say[i] Egungun ni[/i] (Bone)

Lol, they will google egbe omooduduwa and Nigeria will surface again.

eros:
Chelsea be ready for a complete destruction at the second leg.

Obviously you don't watch football, second leg ko sixth foot ni.Just go and be reading your ikebe super!

My dad cant go a day without dissing mum. Just ask dad to buy you something, instead of telling you he can't afford it. The response will be - Its your mother that you want to send to prison.

Why cant our mum drive? We asked dad one day. He said there is no point cos he had tried to teach her to no avail and that she has special attraction to trailers/heavy duty lorries(mum gets distracted anytime she sees trailers). If he had continued teaching her, we would probably be orphans by now.

Don't you just love them!

Years past when our parents fight and I mean good fight,Mum always pack her stuffs and move to her parent's house and we, the children, are always happy cos Mummy made us share a piece of meat between the three of us but when she's out, Dad goes to mama put to buy us food with assorted meat every day for about a week until they settle.

Then, I used to think they wont last together now they both live together without any of us. If they still fight, we dont get to hear it anymore!