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Have you considered doing satellite stand-up comedy?

odiaero:
[size=25pt] That is one thing i like about women, easy surrender[/size]

Mr Odiaero pls I'm begging you to change the font size to normal. Thanks for understanding!

odiaero:
[size=25pt] Cos that is my style and always smilling cos it makes life easier [/size] 

See fine bwoy few pimples!

lynxnoon:
guys i have a problem with my security center. . . . it seems to be disabled and when i check Microsoft Service Center i can find it dere even Windows defender\
Pls what can i do cos i hv scanned with avast antivirus wich caught some files but am still hving the same issue
Thanks for your response

Disable Avast and scan with

http://www.filehippo.com/download_malwarebytes_anti_malware/

tomba:
You guys don't need to be argumentative about this sauron is just being mischievous cos i always use condoms & have not slept with another person 4 over 3 years dat i've known her. Unbelievable isn't it? Well, let me intimate u with another instance when she said she was going to see her cousin against my dissent cos i was suspicious of the cousin thing. She defied me and it almost led to a quarrel, i then let her go. She came back hours later looking & acting ruffled. She then told me, without even asking her o, that she went to see an old aquaintance and the guy slept with her. The funniest part is that just a day earlier, she was crying with pleasure when we made luv. Well, thanks to you Nairalanders, i can now summont the strenght to finally ditch her & 4get any luv or compassion.

It took you like 100 sexua1 escapades by her to make this decision? Mate you need to go and do more tests!

You just see relatives/friends knocking on your door coming from Katsina to stay for 1month!

Lesson in football

Ebonyeyes:
Abeke you fall my hand nao! Me and that dude are total opposites, I see you managed to keep the hottie for yourself eh?

As per your pic, love is blind and sometimes dumb  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=421871.msg5803720#msg5803720 date=1270043140]Even after seeing all those wretched cars with Port Harcourt plate numbers?
The Okadas? The creeks?[/quote]It wasnt shot in Nigeria. Its make believe!

dyabman:
Good FBS , I feel you bro , I already saw Blue been painted all over England again! what a wonderful world

I dont like it when you count your eggs before they are hatched.Stop acting like Arsenal fans! A game at a time and we 'll see how it would pan out.

debosky:
Fantastic program - Ibime was the chief militant in the boat that did the kidnapping in the first place.

They got some slight things wrong though - how can any one named Justice Amuka from Rivers State be celebrating his birthday wearing a Yoruba outfit? Highly unlikely.

That aside, it was an excellent program so far - the only 'excessive' bit was when they showed the rickety cabs at the airport - those cars looked like the ones you'd see in Cuba.

Won't be watching tonight though, footie is on so I'll have to catch it on iplayer tomorrow.

They got so many things wrong like the phone number in Nigeria starting with +44

Those information will be relevant for many years. Page 8 is just the beginning!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=421871.msg5798314#msg5798314 date=1269971982]Saw it last night.
A Nairalander(Ibime) featured in it. [/quote]This guy is crazy lmao!

sayhi2ay:
ah! thanks much denzel2009 , where do i download stuff for practice?

Take your time to read from page 1 of this thread, you will be amazed with depth of information shared by the gurus!

sayhi2ay:
great work/posts guys,

i visited the SAP website, didnt see anything like BASIS, all the terms you all are using are a bit confusing. and with the different modules or levels, more confusing.

which do i really go for as an IT guy who doesn't want to veer the IT path? and where do i download stuff exactly?

Basis has been changed to Enterprise portal
ABAP to Netweaver

If you go to the site quoted above, you will get all the information you need.

olabukola:
Favouritism i guess. NL cabal at work. Somebody tell me how nigeria go better.

I dont think there's any favouritism here, that's what he does everytime spambots swallow posts.

My cousin Vinny - Crazily funny

Blue streak

dosiri:
Hello nairalanders, i mistakenly deleted my video folder along with the file therein. Tried recycle bin but wasn't there. I even tried system restore but it only restored an empty folder.Wat do i do cos the videos are very important.

I haven't tried these yet but I heard they're good.

http://ntfsundelete.com/ or

http://www.recovermyfiles.com/

nazzyon:
Customer: Hello

Me: Hi

Me: How may I help you Madam?

Customer: ,

Customer: May I know your name?

Me: I am Abdulrahman

Customer: Wow! That's something. So, you are an Abdul Mutallab


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I was infuriated that I had to walk her out of my office.

Thats bang out of order!

That was a lovely film. When are they showing the part 2 pls?

tundebabzy:
@Roland
i'm emailing you now so you can send me the link for the SAP materials. Why not paste it the forum so all can benefit since we have all been benefiting

If you are going for the MySAP ERP FI/CO certification, all you need to pass the exams is just the TFIN 50, TFIN 52 and TFIN 20 TFIN 22. Then, hands on practice on SAP IDES ECC 6.0

There are so many materials out there that you can get confused.

otukpo:
Just for those that wld always accuse igbos.

For all you care,they dont know her real name. To them, she's a Nigerian!

I like the never-say-die attitude of Arsenal fans on paper.

gaburiel:
pls my computer keeps tripping off and sometimes when u remove d charger, d metal part plugged in use 2 b very hot. Any idea what d course might be, thanks

Stop using your laptop in bed or on the couch.If you're going to, place it on a cardboad or something whereby the heat vent underneath wont be blocked. Thats one of the secret to long lasting laptop life.

^^^ except if she is gaming. If its just for Wale and other school work,she's good to go!

safeact:
D new chic i am still shirking. Oh she is all over my head! If u see her, u wll trip. If u have encounter with her, i bet u, u will fall. She will makes girls turn to lesbian and a young man, woman chaser. She is ewe!

Which playboy edition is this?

^^^^^That one sef small. You don see okada man wey carry person for road full of potholes and he dey talk to a girl on mobile phone?

tundebabzy:
@denzel
I know that when i download it,i won't be able to do anything with it but sooner or later, i will have to get the IDES. I'm gathering all the materials that i will need like WIndows 2003 Server, a bigger hard disk et al. Lets just call it 'inspirational materials', like starting the foundation of a house.

Please give me the link denzel. Believe me, it will help me a lot.

Lol mate, we have all been in your position before.It can be likened to anxiety before sexx. I 'm really not trying to discourage you but try and read/study the materials you currently have for like 1 month and if you still feel thesame,the links are always there.Most people are attracted to the SAP cos of the high pay rates but when they embark on the venture,they easily get discouraged by all they have to take in. You might need a top notch internet speed cos its about 150gb.

BTW, are you sure you're making the right decision by leaving your job now? cos the money might come in handy with the journey you want to embark upon.

tundebabzy:
kiwi dropped a link to one amaderforum.com. The site has a lot of SAP materials. It also should have the IDES ECC 6 but the download link is in a reserved area. Users are expected to donate to the site(1 euro) to be able to access it. Paypal does not accept Nigerian payments.

Sappiel,you know where i can download the ECC?

Guy, you need to hold your fire. I can give you a link to download it free of charge but you wont even be able to do anything with it.

You need to carefully plan and manage your time with SAP. It is not as easy as you think but its achievable.

Just keep your visa debit for now, read and understand SAP in detail, afterwards, you will be able to make informed decision.