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If you have any supposedly consentual sexx with that girl,that would be statutory r@pe. I can imagine you have seen enough current affairs, you want want see internal affairs.

The age alone shd be a turn off to you if you have your brain well positioned.

When my dad just bought his first car, he washed and shined it almost every minute. Mum always asked him who he would pick btw her and the car?Yeah, you guessed right - the car.

As nature would have it one day, dad forgot to park the car in the garage before going to bed and robbers came and stole the car. When, dear dad woke up in the morning, wanted to wash as usual, he couldnt find the car, he was frantic and was searching all the neighbours garages and at a point dad was looking under the bed. Mum was giggling silently, she said she thought he had gone mad or something.
Anyway, dad went to the police to report but they couldnt help.Funny thing is that it was 30yrs ago and dad still talks about if police could just find it till tomorrow!

victorazy:
Congratulations Obii and am happy 4u. U don reach 73 chasing 100. When will u die, will u die soon? i know u woun't reach the 100. All your money how will u do them, will u go with them 2?

HMnnn these people use jazz oh, they know people curse them everywhere, thats why they wear epeproof and back-to-sender jackets under.

Trey songz - Say Aah

One of my oyinbo friend just told me about his parents' holiday to sunny climes. He said he had to give the mum his digital camera so that they can take cool pics. So, off they went for 2 weeks.

When they came back, he had to collect the cam from them so as to upload the pic from the memory card to his laptop for everyone to see how they both enjoyed their sunny holidays.

As soon as my friend uploaded the pic, he said he just discovered different sizes of eyeballs like 200 of them in various shapes. Apparently, the parents have been taking the pics from the lense unknowingly. Can you see how 2 weeks holidays gone with just set of eyeballs to show for it.

God bless the parents.

I remebered my mum can't drink tea or hot chocolate from a regular mug.It has to be those massive chinaware that will cover her whole face when she's drinking.

Awwwww bless them

I remember back in the days in naija my dad can watch News from morning till night. Then we used to have this ancient giant TV with sliding doors.We other members of the family dont fancy watching news on different channels when there are interesting programmes being aired on other channels.
So, one day we decided to ask our dear dad why he would watch 7pm English news on NTA, 07:30 on OGTV, 08:00 on LTV, 08:30 yoruba news on BCO.S and then 09:00 NTA network news. He sat there for a while and said to all of us in our mum's presence that assuming they kidnap your mother thats how he is going to know what steps to take to recover her. We just burst out laughing that how could he think of such.

Anyway, one day during his News watching process and we were still begging him to let us watch a different programme on another channel, one of my younger sisters went to cook spaghetti and brought it to where everybody was sitting,our dear dad just stood up and went out of the house, we then switched the tv channel.

We didnt think much about why he left abruptly, on another day while he was news surfing and we had to watch another programme,we just thought of someone going to cook spaghetti again maybe it will work, alas, dad just vamoosed again. We were so happy doing this until one day we asked him why always leave the seating room, he didnt want to respond and tried to do shakara but finally confessed that he always feel like we were eating guinea worms  and he couldnt stand it.

God I miss my family,its always a funny atmosphere.

Have you got funny things that parents do/did that make you chuckle when you think back?

tkb417:
i think Tevez the tarado shd shut up

we heard from Sepp Blatter that such deeds are usually applauded in South America so what the f;ck is he saying?

he shd put a lid on his fat lips and get a life

I have been thinking in thesame direction. He is just sticking his fat nose into a very sensitive issue that doesn't concern him. His reaction to JT and the jubilation after scoring is cringeworthy! He won't even understand JT and WB cockney accent when they sort their issues out and start dissing him.

See my life outside - E wo aiye mi n'ita.

Gibberish!

Plat, that shd be you in the pic? No?

FBS:
Lampard? What heck is going on with this guy?

He is losing it big time. ATM, I dont see any difference between him and Sturridge.

kym6w-bt3gc-whd9d-yg822-6vw9j

Whaaaoooo!!! sign that you are going to be rich. Why would you want to stop it? Its even sexy according to the ladies

Dwind:
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all help with cd key of  win sp2 am formating now but couldn't go with my diary.

thanks all

Windows version?

I might be wrong but the last time acer updated those links was 2008

You can try this one updated in dec 2009

http://www.driverstools.com/acer-drivers/driver-acer-aspire-5570z-notebook-for-windows-xp/

Did you download the audio drivers from here?

http://support.acer.com/drivers_download.aspx

Ibaku:
Hi denzel, im having a problem with the installation of my phones pc suit on my laptop. Actually every thing installed well but when i connect my phone to the laptop so i can configure my pc suit it shows not connected, therefore i cannot configure. Is there something im not doing right ? Thanks.

Sorry mate, I don't have a clue. Deji?

You can try this

http://www.filecluster.com/downloads/RemoveWGA.html

Its self explanatory

Do they think they are the only ones who knw Sci Fi?

Whats your OS?

Its not even comfortable seeing ur Ex and your best friend together(ask the ladies). I think WB did the right thing by avoiding the WC. Just imagine WB or Terry scoring n the WC,the jubilation will be awkward between these two.

In life, its very easy to forgive but its never possible to forget some things.

Try mine you might be lucky FJGCP-4DFJD-GJY49-VJBQ7-HYRR2

erico2k2:
anybody using windows 7 in the house?

Yeah whats up?

usbcable:
am a fan of both chelsea and man city

and am happy man city won,

REASON
-so man city will most likely end up in the top four
-chelsea can still win the league,even though they lost to man city

We move with money. . . Man City now have fans in naija!

FBI and Met Police will need this too oh. What do you think?

ajeman:
I   appreciate your concern,suggestions and advice.I quite agree that the display problem is more fundamental and appears like a design bug from DELL.This is further reinforced with the comments found on the thread refeenced.

In fact in bid to get the problem solved,I gave it to an Engineer who said it was an onboard vga problem and collected my money for nothing because the vertical lines disappeared for few hours and later appeared.
My questions now are:
1.  since i got this dell vostro 1510 from nairaland forum on second hand,will i still be able to ask Dell for repairs or
      replacement?
2. Is there a dell service centre in Nigeria and if yes where?
3. Can another board be replaced either with same model or a compatible one?
4. What do I do so that my investment will not go down the drain?

PLZ  ASSIST ME   S.O.S

deji , kindly advise me on my last post

I dont think DELL will answer you cos when mine happened, they asked for my Purchase/refrence number and then the address it was delivered to when I ordered.They then sent an Engineer in to fix it for me.

If you can get it back to the original owner provided he still has all the details,you might be lucky.

If someone is complaining about cramps durings se.x and you now highlight the above positions, I'm quite sure he would develop major cramps in unusual places attempting those.

kizi:
My laptop was showing blue screen I tried rebooting it shows the xp screen but within secs. changes to blue screen and worst I couldn't access my desktop except I right click the taskbar and ' show the desktop ' in btw a message was poppong up ' Advance Defender ' my conclusion virus after reading most post on this thread I finally find a solution.
I tried this link and it works like magic:
http://www.filehippo.com/download_malwarebytes_anti_malware

Once again guys tnx and keep up the good work.

You are welcome bro. People dont believe me when I tell them that link is the solution to their virus problems.