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freecocoa:
washington leave me abeg,I no wan laugh,I thought I was the only one who noticed.

Abeg seedord is a case

Just to let you know that if you don't see his posts on NL anymore, the slapped GF has invoked the lessons he was not taught in Nigeria.

seedord247:
Sexkillz I nor won fight today   . . but let me give you some insight on Naija Relationship . .

Our society (naija) has programmed us to be giving women money and that's why you see Guyz maltreating girls anyhow . .  . If you give a naija Girls money, you are allow to beat her, use her the way you want, have $ex with her any time, any day and even during menstrual period.

let's take a look at the Igbo's If you want go get married to their daughter, especially the one that's educated. they will send you a Bill as if she's their only means of surviving, according to my igbo friends they said afta paying all those requirement, you automatically become her Lord. which mean you can do anything to her and  immediately she gbemu (fumble) just play her those memories of (10 cows, 100 bag of rice, 2,000 tubers of yam, 50,000 naira each for each members of the family). . .  you have paid to buy her.

The same thing applies to Yoruba, but their own is life time billing, They won't bill you much on the weeding day, but be ready for future billings like Aso ebi, foot the billz of her siblings, rent a home for her parents and if you can do that they will automatically park in to your house without notice and if they see that you are not taking care of their daughter as they want. hmmmm be ready for Cancelling spiritual divorce.

My G/f and I split everything 50/50. Rent, bills, going to dinner etc. . . Naija girls don't need to be pampered, they need a sense of independence and know how to carry their own weight too. Not depend on a man cause that doesn't always work in life.  

I remember the day i slap my G/f , she call 911, tell them what happen and  treating to sue me to court and i'll be paying $200,000 fine
or i'll be spending 2 years in Jail. Immediately i remember wettin Happen to Christ Brown . .I start to dey call her family one by one, they all tried their best but she still insist on teaching me some lesson i was not taught back home.  . . All thanks to her friends that gave me the clue on what to do to plead her. I spent close to $300 bucks in doing this . . since that time dem nor born me well to call her names not to talk of hitting her again.

In conclusion . . Naija girls  If you really love someone, money isn't an issue. If he treats you right you should be more than grateful. Chikena

omg

How do they expect him to wipe his Bottom when they cut his fingers?

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=548998.msg9582327#msg9582327 date=1321603518]That was painful to watch
Chai, i will never treat my stuff like dat,
Infact i pamper the damn thing like a baby! [/quote]The guy is crazy. How can you treat a TF101 like that?

Anyway, thanks for the link, I will attempt to sideload later today. Do you use Asus too?

blackweaver:
technically i'm not a microsoft fan but like Ababu100 i've discovered that microsoft security essentials is quite good, probably one of the best free antiviruses you'll find

Let me now tell you to discard that shyte called MSE. I removed my trusted avira that I have been using for over 4 years to install MSE, within a month I got loads of adware and spyware on my laptop. If you still need to computer, don't use MSE. It is the most useless antivirus ever.

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databoy247:
Nor be everywhere dem go fit even come for Nigeria. Some villages nor even dey map. No white man go like the idea of coming to Warri to catch a yahoo boy or "cyber terrorist". the bad terrain, choked up roof tops, etc, The guy go don run go Jerusalem before them reach.

sit down there, dem don dey write an application to launch attack via webcam.

Flashaldrin:
On point sir! if we had more of you here, romance section will be a haven!

That is mrbrownjay!! he isn't lefulefu or bin gbagbo.

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=548998.msg9581844#msg9581844 date=1321596857]ok
put your email in your profile and i will send u the apk
sideload and instal on your transformer ok! [/quote]Done. Muchas gracias amigo!

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=548998.msg9581375#msg9581375 date=1321581482]Same even if its a tablet, just google rooting your brand of asus tablet!
Is it Eepad transformer?[/quote]Yes, it's the transformer but i don't want to root it yet so as not to void the warranty.

Some guys recommended grooveip. It has a lovely interface but disconnects after 2 rings.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=803681.msg9580817#msg9580817 date=1321568763]What stoppest thou us from intermingling right here right now on this thread my dashing lolo [/quote] you want everybody to be viewing my ile eru?

I'm going to romford on saturday. I will branch to collabo with you

Pe mi loruko, ko fa mi ni irun imu.

coogar and seedord247

Siena:
I don't even know who they are.

they are not audis

Mo ti da gobe sile

Poster e go better for you o. I have instructed my shanko rasheedat to even call my JT uncle.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=803681.msg9580586#msg9580586 date=1321565820]Is that you, my one and only Quadruple D Dashing lolo, olowo ori mi, ale Jennykrazy [/quote]It is I am my darling lolo. . . . when can we intertwine?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=803681.msg9580446#msg9580446 date=1321564380]No wonder nothing is always in stock in that department, dem don trial and error am finish in the name of research, that backseat of that Jeep don see something in its lifetime [/quote]Fine girl few pimples. . . how you dey?

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=548998.msg9579784#msg9579784 date=1321556454]Nettalk is your best bet as suggested above,
if u are not seeing it, it means the region of your market is not supported.
use market enabler to spoof the market to get the region that supports it
i.e if your phone is rooted.[/quote]I want on my Asus tablet.

BlackBaron:
Got the apk now


Off the top of my head, Skype, Viber or if you don't mind. Get the blip me app, works like a walkie talkie but to anywhere in the world over your internet connection.

I have skype but I have to pay for calls. I need something like magicjack that you pay once and use forever more . I will check the other ones too.

Ejiike, the app is not in android market place.

Ejike3:
Nettalk app. Don't just try it, use it. its amazing I use it daily. They only ask u to redial after 30 mins.

Thanks man! I will let you know after trying it.

Na2day, abeg do you know any reliable voip app to call US mobile and landlines on android tabs?

jeffiejay:
yes I've tried testdisk. I saw your previous reply. However the testdisk zip folder says that it is invalid and it won't open. I've downloaded it a number of times and it still says the same thing.

Let me break it down to you in simple terms - You can't do it, just accept you've lost the data.  

Even if you manage to recover the files, there is 99.9% chance they are corrupt and useless.  [s]This is why forensic experts are highly paid[/s]

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg9563450#msg9563450 date=1321374581][img]http://3.bp..com/_0HKr5BmL1hc/TKAQlP7D6YI/AAAAAAAAAVI/RVRPgkxLZn0/s400/ewedu+and+gbegiri.JPG[/img]

Askk my customers.[/quote]Thank you madam, let me prepare lafun.

Kakatazz:
@Africa I urgently need ITIL V3 dumps cos i am about to sit for the exam pretty soon and I am nervous.Please who has done it,passed and has the dumps?

Go and read the Art of service, it is easy on the eyes and straightforward to understand.

aloy:
What are condoms doing in your car?. Are you a condom salesman?

as if you can't use it to treat headache and body pains.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg9556470#msg9556470 date=1321294508]Hello darl. [/quote]Omotena, can you cook gbegiri?