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Idowuogbo:
Olummba na so it dey go , wa gbe le gbo tseeeeeew

Yeye o, mo juba yin. e ma binu simi. I'm about to kill a fat cow for sacrifice. I have forgotten that I meet you everyday in my dreams.

Idowuogbo:
i have met dis dude he get winning a game of bowling due to black magic  

Ahyan how far na  


dis dude bcus na first class omo ita

I beg your padin. Where did we mate?

seedord247:
Broo you can't blaim him. . . .  what do you expect from somebody that studies with Chinese Candle and Atupa.

Your peeshaun alone on this thread alone is gbankogbi

This has turned to Use of English, we have to brandish Brighter Grammar to log on to NL these days!

Obron 6

Dyt:
Well uncle segun dat wz cos i didnt c u
.
Denzel u, u, u

Have we met before?

I have met some.

thameamead:
@Sagamite, members of his church have started to fight back, a user on this forum, 1wiseman who apparently has a masters degree and also a member of his church wrote on "Dr Sign Fireman:Man of God or Man of Money" (another topic on Pastor Fireman) that Fireman was "seriously edited" to suit the purpose of the producers and also the producers were outside smoking during most of the service, 1wiseman also said Dr Fireman feels betrayed by the producers. taskgirl is another user singing the praises of Fireman, i think its his receptionist or one of his cronies who have bn asked to big him up.

i visited his Fireman's facebook wall page, his naive, vulneable and poor members were saying they were standing by him and were happy with the way he was conning healing them.

a user with the name belabela made a serious allegation on the same topic, apparently when Pastor Oritsejafor was in London, he asked people to donate $625 to receive "The Blessing" you could not make it up, , $625!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your sobolation in respect of supposedly crooked pastors is too much, scouring forums and facebook pages for comments. . . likewise during the case of Odulele.Get busy haba!

king prawns mamaput

Vicjustice:
No, i met my wife at the Eleftheros venezelous Airport in Athens, Greece, on holiday.
   And as for that site, The site is less than a year old, so, it can't possibly be.

Just that people would think you are flogging that site with your romance story.

Vicjustice:
Is there any part of the advert that suggests that Credit Card or any other method of payment is required?
That site is as free to use as Nairaland. No payment is required; so your claim is baseless and holds no water at all.

is that where you got your wife?

Popcorn please!

AqRiUs Age:
Nothing. I'll be working.

Omo dudu oni dada, bawo ni?

did this happen to you?

Have you seen Nigerian Police at a crime scene before? It's all jokes!

Forensic IT is more complicated because having a tenable chain of custody takes skill and years of practice not to talk of Premier certifications to your name like GPen, CISSP, CHFI, CISA etc.

I don't think you can learn anything in foresnsic IT in Nigeria until we start taking IT security serious.

freecocoa:
Bronzetuke so I'm not enough for you abi? Okay na,let me catch you with any other girl you go know why I'm called CoCoa.


@ Denzel,nothing wrong buy you coulve have given us a good view of your junior,atleast so we go know what to expect.

See as you call am junior. the thing wey you girls dey underrate na im cause wahala for your belle for 9 months. Call am chief next time and i go fit let you play with am.

coogar:
manage tpia!

thank you, i go pass

Facebook can be hacked but is it worth it? their disaster recovery is top notch, they will up within minutes.

BABE! is  that you?  your tiny legs look like singer sewing machine needles. In a good way

coogar:
i don't share skirts but i will recommend a seksy diva for you.

You can take her skirt and blouse sef, just throw the opeke to the next room  

coogar:
haha. . . . . .opus is in my bedroom!
you can never get hold of her.

Ok, when you finish. . . .I'm in the other room

coogar:
you are a criminal! i have always known!

I can teach how to get into their subconscious but I need you to sign off opus deii  

freecocoa:
Hmmm denzel,that your profile pikshur no be here o.

What is wrong with browsing in the buff?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=795301.msg9468936#msg9468936 date=1320266166]See?!  DenzelWashington. Correct username!

Hm-- Yh, I know that works for you. lol.  Number 6 works too.[/quote]Oseeeeeeeeee

You see why I have my dashing denzel username, I had to remove my yahoo id cos of too many requests.

Go and buy a metal bra.

If you make passwords too complex, you make it less secure. The reason being that the more complex it is, the more likely you are to write it down because you won't be able to recall it and once you write it down it is less secure. Security rules!

A strong password should be at least 8 characters with upper and lower case e.g N@1RaLANd.

Dyt:
reminder ma'm
erm where s baby boi?

Hello darling, can we nyansh?

Na wah oh!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=794446.msg9460584#msg9460584 date=1320167137]Hey hey hey what's the problem here.

Denzel's personal mantra is if you aint white you aint right so no need to get aggravated over nothing.[/quote]but I fancy you, are you white?

jay bee:
^^
Are the going to ask the dude in a brown shirt to excrete some stuffs as well?
Dude sure looks like he swallowed some kees

lmao that's opebe disable.

Dang, she beat my estimated time of divorce. I predicted 60 days!

If Kris is smart, I expect him to have made a se[i]x[/i] tape.

freshcvv:
Nice pictures, beautiful wife and beautiful baby, but your suit be like parachute.  

Get it right! It is a coat, you enter a coat while you wear a suit.

Congrats man!

coogar:
no!
i don't hop from one church to another looking for miracles.
my church is sufficient!

I meant assuming a good friend invites you for a baby dedication in pastor firemans church.