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Autos / Re: Price Inquiry: I'm Sending Vehicles To Nigeria by deoye05: 5:44pm On Mar 05, 2010
i actually need help if someone knows what the current market price range is for a 2005 honda accord, 2 doors. and 2004 nissan maxima will be. they are old cars though, but i know similar cars will still be sold.

i need your help on this one guys.
thanks
Romance / Re: My Friend Is Pregnant For Me! by deoye05: 1:24pm On Jan 20, 2010
haaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssshhhhh.
this is what is called ( obe ti danu ) for yoruba. your soup do pour 4 ground
my Guy. it is a sorry case.
i understand.
the thing for don catch una for one place wey you no fit loose the opportunity.
ehn, na so.
my advice, no go marry non sense o
no go live the rest of your life in mysry
Family / Re: Cheating Husband Refuses Wife's Request For STD Test by deoye05: 10:30am On Apr 03, 2009
this is  very dum instance.

i advise the wife to get her self tested and leave the bloody hiv to be husband until the test confims he is not. angry

some one was talking about trust earlier on in his post. u know what " trust my ass"

advise 4 the wife, choose trust and kiss hiv's exaust pipe.

husband and wife, die together all in the name of useless trust. angry
Phones / Re: What's Your Current Ringtone? by deoye05: 10:04am On Apr 03, 2009
my ring tone is the sound of a girl getting the sex of her life
Phones / Re: What's Your Current Ringtone? by deoye05: 10:02am On Apr 03, 2009
my sing tone is a sound of a girl getting the sex of her life.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: U Fit Marry A Disvirgin Lady by deoye05: 3:58pm On Apr 02, 2009
VERGINITY IS NOT DIGNITY
ITS JUST LACK OF OPPORTUNITY

I AM A GUY AND A VERGIN, BUT I DONT TRUST MY SELF ESPECIALLY WHEN THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY COMES
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Tired Of Nigeria Women by deoye05: 3:35pm On Apr 02, 2009
gabrywyl:

LoL! See this guy sef. . . U are KOLOMENTAL! I didnt know Yaba left dey provide computer with internet connection for this Hot bugger to come online sef. tongue Guy, o ya. . . Go comot yaself to Oyinbo land sharp sharp. If you choose the old fat women, for sure they will be your wife. No qualms. Just becareful ooo I go hear they like to sit naked on a black man's mouth grin tongue


MUMU

ON BLACK MAN's MOUTH.

YAR RA DOSKY!!! THAATS A HEAD. shocked
Family / Re: I'm Sleeping With My Brother In Law by deoye05: 10:53am On Mar 25, 2009
naira landers

i think it was a mistake to have dropped a comment to this useless post. we should all have ignored the post, and abandoned the poster to whatever advice she wants.

she is going to do whaever she wants. afterall the stupid poster should have asked for advice before sleeping with the dog brother in law. you are asking for advice when the worst is done.

listen quietly to this advice poster, it is for you and you alone
try to get to the ibadan zoo, i think we still have a lion or two males
try making love to them, they are very good at that angry
Family / Re: I'm Sleeping With My Brother In Law by deoye05: 8:36am On Mar 25, 2009
this girl is a bitch,

darm, and the husband will feel he has a wife.

and you have the guts to post this non- sense

you are a big slot angry
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by deoye05: 8:06am On Mar 25, 2009
no one can beat this, let me tell you all a story

i been de toast kadija bola and sikiratu
because am a big boy of course i come from elebatu
karimo na the new lady wey i meet for ketu
she tell me no problem make we meet for illupeju
karimo sabi my one and only sikiratu
infact for her back she use my name to do her tatoo
as i start to de play the game for ilupeju
karimotu door open na my lovely sikiratu

i do music so dont be too surprised
Romance / Re: Is A Man Worth Marrying If He Is Too Shy Even To Propose? by deoye05: 5:23pm On Mar 23, 2009
well,
every one is entitled to his own opinion. if a guy is too shy to propose and the girl is also too shy then, they must be both mumu.
if the bobo dull, then the girl must be sharp if she knows what she wants. cool
Religion / Re: Can Any Nigerian Pastor Reject A 10 Billion Naira Bribe ? by deoye05: 9:10am On Mar 20, 2009
a proper pastor who has a proper relationship with God will refuse 1zillion naira bribe.

a pastor that relates with God always cannot accept bribe easily like that, that pastor is not a pastor.

a pastor will always have the fear of God if he is a true pastor
Politics / Re: Protest In London Today Over Obasanjo's Lecture by deoye05: 5:05pm On Mar 19, 2009
father gorila

you still de show your self cheesy
Politics / Re: Nigerian Detained At Beijing Airport With 87kg Of Marijuana by deoye05: 3:56pm On Mar 19, 2009
to all my naija boys i salute, to all my naija boys hin yahoo.

she na hin own kind style be this. he just de paint brown nigeria black.
Politics / Re: Re-branding: N’assembly Seeks Source Of Funding by deoye05: 7:35am On Mar 19, 2009
well, i feel if this stuff is properly done, it is a way of moving forward. we cant just remain on a piont without making any effort to change.
it is not much of serious development like nigerians will always want, but it is a moving forward process.

what is the problem with dora and her stealing, almost everyone in power is doing that and that is the order of the day.
if she fails it will be obvious and cirtics can rise, but she hasn't started anything yet, shouldn't she be given a chance?

dora should be given a chance
Politics / Re: Ibadan Residents Panic Over Robbery Attacks by deoye05: 8:10am On Mar 17, 2009
omo, this guys no be unscripulous men of the under world at night, but also in the day time.

this thieves are gangstar men.(slang)

them get rank and stars, my friend in ibadan just gave me a stunning gist

birds of the same feather flock together, your Governor is a thief so thieves will always be around till he leaves.

kick him out and the people of ibadan will be saved. that na if him no go rig election put him brother there. grin
Romance / Re: Is A Woman Incomplete Without A Man? by deoye05: 7:46am On Mar 17, 2009
i think every one is entiltled to his or her own opinion.

as far as i am concerned, waking up and sleeping on the same bed and seeing the same girl every day makes me wanna peuk.

if i can have a sex mate that can give me children and we dont have to do everything together i will prefer that.

i am mr independent. cool

where is miss independent? cool

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