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RomanceRe: Lady Helps Cousin Without Her Nail Done In Proposal Photo by Derawiz(m): 7:53pm On Nov 03, 2018
GistmoreNG:
A lady whose cousin recently said YES to a proposal move by her fiance, took to Twitter to reveal how she helped her cousin in her proposal photo.

Lady helps cousin without her nail done in proposal photo lailasnews
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Sharing the proposal photo on Twitter, she wrote;

My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao

This is coming after it was reported that a woman rejected a man’s marriage proposal, after receiving his kidney in order to save her life. The man Simon Louis proposed to Mary Emmanuelle, after nursing her back to health following both their operations and was saddened when she said no to his proposal.

He had carried a torch for her over two decades and had secret hopes of spending the rest of their lives together. But Mary gently rejected his proposal, though she loved him back, because her health made the future seem uncertain.

However the pair vowed to remain friends and Simon, 49, said: “I offered her my heart but I had to settle for giving her my kidney. Whatever happens, I’ll never regret giving her the gift of life.”

And Mary, 41, added: “He is my very best friend and always will be. The love between us is real. He could have died doing what he did for me.”

The pair first met in a London club in the mid-1990s with Mary, then 20, thinking Simon, 28, was “a good-looking bad boy”.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/lady-helps-cousin-without-nail-done-proposal-photo

Lalasticlala mynd44
Here in Naija,the lady won't even allows w her cousin wear her engagement ring cos she knows that "this hustle is real"
RomanceRe: Lady Revealed How She Used Her Polished Nail To Help Her Cousin Proposal Picture by Derawiz(m): 7:51pm On Nov 03, 2018
correctbae:
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Here in Naija,we would advise the lady to watch her back
RomanceRe: Adorable pictures of a FUNAAB female finalist on AGBADA by Derawiz(m): 8:24am On Nov 03, 2018
I've noticed that a lot of FUNAAB threads have been hitting the FP a lot of recent.I'm beginning to wonder if Lalasticlala or Mynd44 have finally passed Jamb to their dream school - FUNAAB

RomanceRe: ''Report Them To Me" Tanzanian Govt Hunt Gays by Derawiz(m): 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is unfair.
Why is Africa so retrogressive?

Why can't we love gays.
Some of our fathers are gay,
Some of our brothers are,
Some of our pastors are,
Some of our neighbors are
Some of our colleagues are
Some of our spouses are,
Some of our kids are,

If we demonize them how do we get them to get out of the closet and embrace their God-given heritage?
God created each one of us uniquely.
Some like orobo while others like lepa,
Some like amala while some like Semo.

Why do we respect some preferences and segregate against some?
It breaks my heart when I see the LGTB community treated like this.
This is worse than apartheid
It is worse than racism,
It is worse than the worst of them all
But it will stop one day.

In Jesus name.
With the way your senseless post flies around Nairaland these days,I won't be surprised if your small physique dwarfs the height of your reasoning !

PoliticsRe: Meet Jimi Agbaje Running Mate, Mrs Oluwayemisi Haleemat Busari by Derawiz(m): 3:03pm On Nov 01, 2018
Knowing how spineless Lagosians are, they'll still choose a Junkie bossed by a drug baron who has been milking them dry for over a decade.

Lagos by now should have been the biggest city in Africa but I guess Lagosians are satisfied with second best.

PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje Picks, Barrister Haleemat Busari As His Running Mate by Derawiz(m): 2:58pm On Nov 01, 2018
Knowing how spineless Lagosians are, they'll still choose a Junkie bossed by a drug baron who has been milking them dry for over a decade.

Lagos by now should have been the biggest city in Africa but I guess Lagosians are satisfied with second best

PoliticsRe: FULFILLED: The Dream That Made Me To Stop Supporting Atiku By A Nairalander by Derawiz(m):
Derawiz:
@OP in case the artemether lumefantrine prescribe by basil101 doesn't work, please take a dihydroartemisinin and piperaquine phosphate combination.

Your case is a clear case of malaria dream
op just incase this one doesn't work for you then you need anointing water cause your case is Strong

PoliticsRe: FULFILLED: The Dream That Made Me To Stop Supporting Atiku By A Nairalander by Derawiz(m):
@OP in case the artemether lumefantrine prescribe by basil101 doesn't work, please take a dihydroartemisinin and piperaquine phosphate combination.

Your case is a clear case of malaria dream

RomanceRe: WARNING! Having Too Much S*x With Your Partner Can Do This To Your Pr!vate P@rt by Derawiz(m): 2:00pm On Oct 31, 2018
osasu404:
S3xual conflict between males and females can lead to changes in the shape of their

genitals, according to research on burying beetles by scientists at the University of Exeter.

The study, published today in the journal Evolution, provides new evidence that
conflict over how often mating takes place can lead to males evolving longer p*nis-like organs and females larger ‘claws’ on their Instruments, within ten generations.

Genital shape varies enormously across the animal kingdom compared, for instance, to body shape. One reason for this may be that the shapes of male and female Instruments co-evolve as a result of s*xual conflict.

Dr Megan Head, one of the authors of the new study said: “It takes two to tango, so when changes in shape in one s*x leads to corresponding changes in the other s*x this is known as co- evolution.”

S*xual conflict over mating occurs because, whilst having lots of s*x is usually good for a male — as it increases the number of offspring he is likely to produce — it is not so good for a female because she only needs to mate a few times to fertilise all her.............

http://www.worldgistentertainment.com/2016/06/warning-having-too-much-sx-with-your.html
[b]testing[\b][s]
osasu404:
S3xual conflict between males and females can lead to changes in the shape of their

genitals, according to research on burying beetles by scientists at the University of Exeter.

The study, published today in the journal Evolution, provides new evidence that
conflict over how often mating takes place can lead to males evolving longer p*nis-like organs and females larger ‘claws’ on their Instruments, within ten generations.

Genital shape varies enormously across the animal kingdom compared, for instance, to body shape. One reason for this may be that the shapes of male and female Instruments co-evolve as a result of s*xual conflict.

Dr Megan Head, one of the authors of the new study said: “It takes two to tango, so when changes in shape in one s*x leads to corresponding changes in the other s*x this is known as co- evolution.”

S*xual conflict over mating occurs because, whilst having lots of s*x is usually good for a male — as it increases the number of offspring he is likely to produce — it is not so good for a female because she only needs to mate a few times to fertilise all her.............

http://www.worldgistentertainment.com/2016/06/warning-having-too-much-sx-with-your.html
[b]testing[\b][/s]
osasu404:
S3xual conflict between males and females can lead to changes in the shape of their

genitals, according to research on burying beetles by scientists at the University of Exeter.

The study, published today in the journal Evolution, provides new evidence that
conflict over how often mating takes place can lead to males evolving longer p*nis-like organs and females larger ‘claws’ on their Instruments, within ten generations.

Genital shape varies enormously across the animal kingdom compared, for instance, to body shape. One reason for this may be that the shapes of male and female Instruments co-evolve as a result of s*xual conflict.

Dr Megan Head, one of the authors of the new study said: “It takes two to tango, so when changes in shape in one s*x leads to corresponding changes in the other s*x this is known as co- evolution.”

S*xual conflict over mating occurs because, whilst having lots of s*x is usually good for a male — as it increases the number of offspring he is likely to produce — it is not so good for a female because she only needs to mate a few times to fertilise all her.............

http://www.worldgistentertainment.com/2016/06/warning-having-too-much-sx-with-your.html
testing
PoliticsRe: "If Not For Buhari, Boko Haram Would Have Invaded Lagos" - Adebayo Shittu by Derawiz(m): 4:00pm On Oct 30, 2018
mulante:
Something is very wrong when a lawyer who is a minister for communications (ICT) is giving you updates on the fight against terrorism instead of highlighting his achievements or new developments in the ICT sector.

Triangular peg in a trapezoid hole.
Do you mind the mumu that doesn't know his job description??
Don't blame him cos even the lifeless one doesn't know his own Job description, how can a blind man lead another??
PoliticsRe: "If Not For Buhari, Boko Haram Would Have Invaded Lagos" - Adebayo Shittu by Derawiz(m): 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2018
I'm still struggling to find out what annoys me most about this government

a) Is it their poor and below par performance in all aspects of life?

b) Is is the way they massively lie to Nigerians like we're just a conglomerate of unlearned idiots?

c)Is it the killings going on everyday in this country??

No matter the answers brothers and sisters,we must surely Port from Buhari and APshit in 2019

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army. Soldiers Attcked & Recovered Ammunitions From The Shiites. Pix by Derawiz(m): 3:50pm On Oct 30, 2018
When you realize your country's military killed 6 protesters armed with catapult..


#spits

PoliticsRe: Nigeria. by Derawiz(m): 3:47pm On Oct 30, 2018
Everybody in this country is just tired of this administration, we're just waiting to port in 2019!

we'll show this govt pepper just like the way we dealt with mtn by porting to etisalat..No time for long talk

PoliticsRe: Build The Economy, Leave Shaku Shaku Dance – Peter Obi Tells Osinbajo by Derawiz(m): 11:11am On Oct 30, 2018
How a government be so foolish and this clue lees??
You have failed Nigerians for three and a half years,instead of them to go back to the drawing board and see how woefully they've come short of the citizen's expectations, they're ready to spend the remaining 5 months learning " shaku shaku"
This just underlines how bereft of knowledge this administration is
PoliticsRe: 'Akpabio, Leave APC Before Dawn' - Shehu Sani Advises In A Cryptic Tweet by Derawiz(m):
So shehu Sani is now Jonah? grin grin grin

Aboki don get sense after the fish don vomit am


Modified

Someone just told me that Mr Sani is now a political orphan,which party be PRP?? grin grin

PoliticsRe: APC Meets EU Delegation, Expresses Confidence In INEC by Derawiz(m): 11:03am On Oct 30, 2018
Go and organize a free and fair primaries first and stop making useless noise like siren

PoliticsRe: APC And PDP Are Fielding A Single Candidate Called Butiku, Says Ezekwesili by Derawiz(m): 1:44pm On Oct 29, 2018
Naijawebmaster:
.00p
How can you associate Buhari with Atiku?? It's an insult to associate an Ebullient Atiku with the lifeless one whose only achievement is turning all things in the country from bad to worse.

Even the bible asked - "what has light and darkness in common?"

We the Atikulated members of nairaland demand an apology from Oby and a retract of her statement in a national newspaper angry angry angry

RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Narrates How He Met His Wife In Taraba, His Last Choice For NYSC by Derawiz(m): 9:08pm On Oct 28, 2018
I wish them a happy married life though I think the Internet has done more harm than good to our marriages now..
A lot of couple now no longer find time to settle their query rather either the husband unfollows the wife on Instagram or the wife deletes all his pictures on Facebook and twitter.
Marriages now is all about blackmailing your partner on social media to achieve your personal end instead of thrashing out your problems like mature minds.
Once again I'd reiterate my good wishes for them praying that this won't be another case on internet couples..
HML
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Narrates How He Met His Wife In Taraba, His Last Choice For NYSC by Derawiz(m): 9:04pm On Oct 28, 2018
nairalaila:
A Nigerian man who will soon be walking down the aisle with his beautiful wife, took to Twitter to narrate how he met her in Taraba, his last choice for NYSC.

Sharing their pre-wedding photos and throw back photos, the Nigerian man disclosed that he spent 8 months getting to know his wife as a friend and fell deeply in love with her. Read his love story below;



https://lailasnews.com/nigerian-man-narrates-how-he-met-his-wife-in-taraba-his-last-choice-for-nysc/



lalasticlala
Happy Married Life..

I sincerely hope you both are ready for this next step in your lives as marriage is more than pre wedding photos and love stories for the gram
PoliticsRe: Buhari N His Certificete: Another Proof That Africans Are Dumb by Derawiz(m): 1:04pm On Oct 26, 2018
OP I agree with you that Africans are dumb,

but isn't it dumber to campaign for a certificate

less inept cattle rearer while claiming to be a

graduate of a higher institution?? as it marvels

me when I see so called literates campaigning

for an illiterate to be their president, why then did

they go to school??

meanwhile like if you're Atikukating
grin grin

kindly ignore if you are bubulating
angry angry

PoliticsRe: Dr Chidi Amadi Unmasks The Dark Secrets Of Festus Keyamo by Derawiz(m): 12:58pm On Oct 26, 2018
Everyone already knows this Festus Kenyamo is a fantastically corrupt individual..
The only SAN that has never won a reputable case in a law court grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Photo of Atiku reviewing policy document he would present to Nigerians by Derawiz(m): 12:57pm On Oct 26, 2018
Obidiently Atikulating grin grin grin
Can your presidential aspirants read like my own ? @BMC members grin grin grin
pls hit the like button if you're Atikukating, kindly ignore if you're for Bubu

PoliticsRe: Photo of Atiku reviewing policy document he would present to Nigerians by Derawiz(m): 12:54pm On Oct 26, 2018
Amagite:
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar, has shared a photo of him reviewing the policy document he would present to Nigerians.

He captioned it; "Reviewing the final text of the #LetsGetNigeriaWorkingAgain policy document to be presented to Nigerians."

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/10/photo-of-atiku-reviewing-policy-document-he-would-present-to-nigerians.html

Cc; Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Proof That Jonathan Administration Paid For The Airports Rehabilitation (pics) by Derawiz(m): 12:41pm On Oct 26, 2018
fuckerstard:
Una president no get certificate, una dey here dey argue because of one airport terminal...
Do you mind them,the so called learned but grossly myopic members of BMC have sold away this future of their generations unborn because of mere 30k...

They claim to be learned yet are being ruled by someone who presented NEPA bill as his certificate..

A perfect analogy of being cursed by the heavens they are
PoliticsRe: Proof That Jonathan Administration Paid For The Airports Rehabilitation (pics) by Derawiz(m): 12:34pm On Oct 26, 2018
Everyone knows that this administration can not point to any project started and completed by them..I don't blame them,I only blame some unrepentant foolhardy individuals who are blindly campaigning for this failed administration at the expense of their future all because of mere peanuts !!
PoliticsRe: Elrufai Claims He Offered Fulani Herdsmen Some Ransom To Stop Killings In Kaduna by Derawiz(m): 12:30pm On Oct 26, 2018
Welcome to Nigeria where you Killers are paid off with your hard earned tax else they'll finish off your kids..

Welcome to Nigeria where we nurture and pay off killers of babies and pregnant women..

Once again,welcome to Nigeria

RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Celebrate Their Anniversary Today!!! by Derawiz(m): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2018
Jumps into thread like Kilode!

Takes a sit with my pop corn, I think I need to instill my eyedrop cos there is no time to even blink..
This must be interesting grin grin grin

CareerRe: How To Deal With That Annoying Co-worker by Derawiz(m): 8:41am On Oct 25, 2018
Galaticos444:
D most annoying set of people to work with ar afonja.they ar always looking for any slightest opportunity to betray u or sabotage ur work.am talking 4rm experience and please al u out there,never trust an afonja colleague.
I enjoy posts from NCAN members, I really do ! but I think anyone sensible should be able to comport himself and act responsibly even while trying to be funny..
What has brought about afonja or Igbo into a discourse like this??We have to realize that the way we act shows our level of maturity and sanity. Overdoing sth or trying to be funny when you're not is just outrightly exhibiting your height of doltishness.
I'm sure even the NCAN members would be disappointed at this ignominious act.

PS: I'm Igbo,just in case someone wants to quote me for which I may never really be giving a reply
SportsRe: Neymar Gets Spider-Man And Batman Tattoos (Photos) by Derawiz(m): 7:35pm On Oct 24, 2018
Oga Neymar bend down and play football you no go here,until too much guy kill your career..

Some years ago Neymar was seen as the successor to Messi and Ronaldo but now there is

Eden hazard

Mohammed Salah

Kylian Mbappe

Kevin Debruyne

Antoine Griezmann

all waiting to take over ..While Neymar is busy philandering,he's now under the shadow of a 19year old

PoliticsRe: 'I Am Doing Fine' - Atiku Speaks From Dubai, Pictured With Ben Bruce by Derawiz(m): 3:15pm On Oct 24, 2018
Mpeh to rumuor mongers

Don't mind them Sir, even in Dubai, Nigerians are with you..

We are with you both physically, spiritually, mentally and otherwise..

Obidiently Atikulating.

Brother are you??

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