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cyril83: And how many of the BB users can afford to subscribe for BIS, most of them sub for Bbc/bbcweek. Let alone school boys and girls, my guy this una governor na real dummy.

Bunch of local idiotas

Sentiment n jealously have beclouded ur reasoning. Guy if e dey pain u, Phamarcy get PANADOL

cyril83: Then he should prepare to be the father of many sons and daughters at the cause of whatever happens when underage watch por.nography on computer tablet.

probably u read ur favourite part of the article n frivolously ignore d other part of it

launch customised computer tablets,“Opon-Imo,”

...“are installed with softwares
of lesson notes and textbooks on 17 subjects offered
by students of secondary schools, as well as past
questions and answers on the West African Senior
School Certificate Examinations (WASSCE), National
Examination Council (NECO) and the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).”

As the word implies [quote author=customized[/quote]it will be used for wat it is built for, no other apps can be installed neither will be able to access internet.

cyril83: For your dumb mind and you believe those children would only stick to educational software and would not attempt to know what's up on the internet. My guy wake up most of those kids are yahoo yahoo they don't have time for any edu software. This not a welcomed development.

it seem na one remote village u ve lived all ur life. Haven't u heard of 'jet age'

Rick9: Ehm What of Tonto Dike - Get High

no be Tonto Dike - Get High na Toto Dick - get low

emma_best2000: All is well , Special ONE is back again , Hope he will stay longtime with Chelsea

if d fans will! Anoda suicide appointment

The Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) has said
Nigerians need no ’marking scheme’ to assess
the Jonathan Administration or any
administration at all, noting that the people
know when a government has impacted
positively on their lives.
In a statement issued in Ibadan on Thursday by
its National Publicity
Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party also
reminded President Jonathan that it is not the
business of the opposition to spoon-feed his
Administration on how to govern, even though
the party has, time and again, gone out of its
way to proffer solutions to the myriad of
problems facing the nation, out of
sheer patriotism.

”Needless to say that such suggestions from us
and other well-meaning groups and individuals
have been so arrogantly ignored by the
administration,” it said.
ACN wondered why President Jonathan is
suddenly irritated that Nigerians have not
given his administration a pass mark, after
about three years in the saddle and two years
since he was elected.
”Mr. President, Nigerians need no marking
scheme to know that the rate of unemployment
went up, under your watch, to an
unprecedented 23.9% by December 2011,
according to figures given by the National
Bureau of Statistics. Today, the figure must be
hovering above the 50% mark!
”Mr. President, Nigerians need no marking
scheme to know that under your watch,
security of lives and property, as well as the
welfare of the citizens – the raison d’etre of
any government – are at the lowest ebb. A day
before you
demanded a marking scheme from Nigerians
instead of giving them better life, a popular
musician was attacked by a nine-man gang
that snatched his car and deprived him of his
money in the country’s economic capital city -
the fate being suffered daily by millions of
your compatriots!
”Mr. President, what marking scheme does one
need to know that despite the seemingly
impressive economic figures being reeled out
by your administration, the average Nigerian
is worse off today than he or she was before
you assumed office? What we are seeing is
growth without development. The so-called 6.5%
economic growth announced by your Finance
Minister is meaningful only on paper. How does
that help the thousands of university graduates
who are scrambling to work as truck drivers?
How does it make Lagos-Ibadan expressway or
the East-West road safer for Nigerians?
”Mr. President, what has been the impact for
Nigerians of the high foreign reserves figure
and the stable exchange rates for the naira
reeled out by your Finance Minister? Is it not a
cruel irony that as Mr. President was
luxuriating in phantom economic indices on the
second anniversary of his administration,
Nigerians across the land could not even watch
him on television because the power situation
has been exceptionally poor in recent times?
”And in case Mr. President thinks it is only the
opposition and the media – his administration’s
favourite whipping boys – that are scoring his
administration low, the Washington-based
global advocacy and campaigning
organization, ONE, was listing Nigeria – under
President Jonathan’s watch – and DR Congo
among ”laggard countries” pulling Africa back
from reaching the MDG goals by 2015? Surely,
this global body did not use any ’Jonathan-
style marking scheme’ to name Uganda,
Rwanda, Malawi, Ghana and Ethiopia as the top
performing countries in Africa (on the MDGs),
even when they are less endowed
than Nigeria?” ACN queried.
The party said it would not have wasted its
energy on commenting on the mid-term
performance record of the
Jonathan Administration, had the President not
disingenuously decided to blame imaginary
enemies of his administration for his token
achievements in the face of mounting challenges
facing the country.
It urged President Jonathan to shut his ears to
praise-singers, especially those of the pig-at-
the-trough hue from across the Atlantic who
have never seen an African government, no
matter its governance record, that is unworthy
of their association, as they hunt for cheap
funds from despotic governments across
the continent to rehabilitate themselves back
home.
”Mr. President, it is never too late for you to
put your shoulder to the wheel, shun the
political jobbers around you, reinvigorate your
cabinet by chasing away the deadwood there –
though some of them come highly recommended
on paper – and giving Nigerians a more
purposeful governance.
”When that happens, Mr. President, you will
not need to waste valuable time on lecturing
your much-sapped compatriots on how to assess
your administration, and you would have
succeeded in rending those seemingly
implacable critics of yours in the media and the
opposition jobless,” ACN said.

KANO—Director of Department of State Services,
DSS, in Kano, Mr. Bassey Etang, has said the
weapons of mass destruction discovered in a
bunker at a Lebanese residence in Kano,
Tuesday, belong to international terrorist
organisation, Hezbollah.
Etang spoke to newsmen in Kano, during a
joint conference with the Commandant of the 3
Motorised Division in Kano, Brigadier-General
Iliyasu Abba, at the scene of the discovery in
Bompai area of the Kano metropolis.


He said: “The weapons were brought in by an
international terrorist organisation, Hezbollah,
to attack Israeli and Western interest in
Nigeria.
“On May 28, a combined team of the JTF
involving the army of the 3 Brigade in Kano
and the Kano state DSS conducted a thorough
search on this house located at No 3 Gaya Road,
off Bompai Road, Kano, belonging to one Abdul
Hassan Taher Fadlalla, a Lebanese, who is
currently out of the country.
“After painstakingly searching the premises,
the search team uncovered an underground
bunker in the master bed room, where a large
quantity of assorted weapons of different types
and caliber were recovered. The bunker was
specially constructed for this purpose.”


Taking stock
On his part, the Commandant, Brigadier Abba,
said the weapons of mass destruction include 11,
50mm anti-tank weapons, two 122mm artillery
gun ammunition, four anti-tank landmines, 21
rocket-propelled grenades, RPG, 16 rocket-
propelled grenades charger, one rocket-
propelled grenade tube and 76 military
grenade.
Others are one SMG rifle, nine pistols, 17 AK-47
rifles, 44 magazines, 11,433 rounds of 7.62mm
special ammunition and 103 packet of slap TNT.
Brigadier Abba further revealed that
“investigation also confirms the existence of a
Hezbollah Foreign Terrorist Cell in Nigeria.
Arrest
On May 16, DSS arrested one Mustapha Fawaz
the co-owner of the popular Amigo Supermarket
and Wonderland Amusement Park, all in Abuja.
His arrest and confession unveiled other
members of the foreign terrorists network,
which led to the interception of one member of
the syndicate named Abdullah Tahini, a
Lebanese, at the Mallam Aminu Kano
International Airport with undeclared 60,000
United States Dollars on him en-route Beirut.
Thereafter, on May 26 one Talal Roda, also a
Lebanese with Nigerian passport, was arrested
in this same house.
According to the Brigade Commander, all the
arrested suspects have confessed to have
undergone Hezbollah terrorist training and
further implicated one Fauzi Fawad, also a co-
owner of Amigo Supermarket and Wonderland
Amusement Park.
He said: “The fellow is now at large. The arms
and ammunition were targeted at facilities of
Israel and Western interest in Nigeria.
“However, the security agencies are making
efforts to unveil the true situation. At the end of
investigation, all those involved will be
prosecuted.”

JOSE MOURINHO is Chelsea’s new boss — and
that’s official! The Special One sealed a
spectacular £40million four-year deal on
Tuesday night.
A senior Blues source revealed: “It’s official —
Jose is a Chelsea man again! Everyone is
delighted he’s coming back — the club, the
players and the fans.
“We are already looking forward to next
season — we are sure it’s going to be very
exciting.”

Jose Mourinho
Jose
Mourinho finally put pen to paper during a
two-day trip to London this week.
His cover story was attending the Crystal
Palace-Watford play-off final at Wembley on
Monday and visiting friends in the capital.
But the real purpose of the visit was to seal an
emotional return to his beloved Blues along with
right-hand man Rui Faria.
Now it is expected he will be unveiled next
week in a blaze of publicity by the Europa
League champions.
That is after he has taken charge of Real’s
final game at home to Osasuna on Saturday,
which will bring to an end his controversial
three-year reign at the Bernabeu.

Is it a blessing to the Blues

www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/chelsea-mourinho-signs-40m-4-year-deal/

A member of the Buhari led Congress for
Progressive Change (CPC) and its gubernatorial
candidate in the Jigawa 2011 Gubernatorial
elections, Hon. Farouk Aliyu has sensationally
revealed that the oil in Bayelsa state belongs to
Jigawa state and the people of Jigawa state are
willing to spill blood to guarantee uninterrupted
access to oil money.
If you think he is joking, what the video for
yourself here.
via Naija Pundit.

212breakingnews..com/2013/05/s-h-o-c-k-i-n-g-oil-in-bayelsa-belongs.html?m=1

U missed out some celebs who suppose to top d list. Think of:
president Goodluck Jonathan
sani Keita
Yakub Aiyegbeni
Ruggedman
And to top d list Boko Haram

@ op: And if I may ask wetin this Abacha guy do u to deserve dis cruxifying abuse

> OzzyBosco made fantastic progress last year with two hit songs
“SUPERSTAR”featuring Lamboginny, “SWEET
MAMA” featuring Flavour N’abania, won several
awards and honours including“Most Talented
Young Star fromDynamix All Youth Awards”,
“Youngest African Entertainer from Classic African Merit Awards”. This year he wisely
decided to team up with the rave of the moment
“Olamide” in his new song “TININI” mastered by
Samklef to stage a flamboyant 2013 debut.

http://www./music/view.php?id=3009

grinhans: After doing factory reset, my 5530 xpress music has refused to download. Always showing disconnected when its about to start downloading. Help needed pls

reSet the connection of ur phone browser

About 250 aliens were, yesterday,
arrested by a combined security operatives
comprising the Military, Police and Department
of State Security, DSS, in Lagos, as part of
strategy to nip in the bud infiltration of terrorists into the state. The raid, as gathered, was carried out at
Gatangowa market at Abulegba, along the
Lagos/Abeokuta expressway between 1 a.m. and
3 a.m. Vanguard gathered that the Lagos State
government had charged security agencies in the
state to go back to the drawing boards and map
out strategies that would check excesses of
terrorists as well as beef up their operational
might Sources at the DSS told Vanguard that the
arrested aliens were discovered to have entered
the country without the necessary papers. Sources
further informed that although that was not
enough to libel them terrorists, it was just a
measure put in place to check the influx of likely terrorists into Lagos State. Although DSS sources did not disclosed
whether any explosive was recovered from the
arrested persons but informed that they would
be repatriated to their respective countries,with a
stern warning never to return without proper
documentation. “ This is a collaborative effort by men of the
Nigerian Army, Nigerian Navy , Police and our
men. This is just the beginning. It is an
ongoing raid and we will not relent until we are
satisfied with our intelligence report”,DSS
sources said.

Shekau Releases Audio Dismisses Amnesty, Says
It Is FG That Should Seek Amnesty From Boko
Haram Leader of the Jama’atu Ahlis Sunnah Lid Da’awati
wal Jihad, Ibrahim Shekau, yesterday released an
audio clip in which he dismissed the reported moves
by the Federal Government to consider granting
amnesty to the sect. In the 30-minute recording, Shekau, who spoke in
Hausa, Arabic and English, said it was the
government that should be seeking for amnesty of
his group, which is also known as Boko Haram,
and not the other way round. But he said even though the sect is the one wronged
and the one that should be asked for amnesty it, it
was not ready to grant any pardon to the
government. “We are surprise that today it is the Federal
Government saying it will grant us amnesty. Oh
God, is it we who will grant you amnesty or you are
the one to grant us amnesty? “What have we done? If there is room for
forgiveness, we are not going to do it until God give
us permission to do it. Have you forgotten your sin,
have you forgotten what you have done to us in
Plateau the state you called Jos,” he said. Shekau was reacting to the reported setting up of a
committee last week by the National Security and
Defence Council to consider the possibility of
granting amnesty to Boko Haram.
The committee is due to present its report to the
council next week. Government’s moves came in the wake of widespread
calls for amnesty to the sect, coming after Sultan
Sa’ad Abubakar urged President Jonathan to consider
making a declaration to that effect when he visited
Maiduguri last month.

source: http://www.naijapundit.com/news/shekau-releases-audio-dismisses-amnesty-says-it-is-fg-that-should-seek-amnesty-from-boko-haram

some young rappers diss me but its okay
evry student dey curse principal wey dey dere school. M.I Abaga

Drop ur best ever Naija lyrics with the rappers name. Lets see whose kill it!

Terry tha rapman
'...no minus only pluses,
I'm paying the price of fame I don’t care wat the
cost is
still burning lyk olympics tourches
this child of God blesses evry single track he touches
making move no matter no clutches
u are lukin lame to me u need crutches
money on my mind urs can be grudges'

Olamide: No be Nollywood u dey watch here, I no dey show Mercy

Na tiger battery dem dey use they hardly turn
their swags on... I beg Baddoo kill song
Follow this link to vote for ur best Naija rappers wit ur favourites lyrics
https://www.nairaland.com/1228100/ur-best-naija-rapper-among

Talking abt MONEY u are talking nonsense! Money on my mind! Money is the Magnetic Force that attract all the Goodies. Even though she form pass tonto dike, MONEY speaks

missylizzy: Pls my Nokia Lumia 510 is giving me probe wit sending and receiving with Bluetooth. Its isn't paring with other phones. How do I go about it cuz I got it new and im not too familiar. With windows phones. Thanks

u fit sell am and buy d one u go dey too familiar wit.

Emekayoung: Pls can someone tell me why i cant watch youtube videos on my nokia E5?

maybe na china phone! But still fit upgrade am sha o

Chiscomax: why are young6ix and erigga not in the list?

they've been added. Thanks

Upon my coming back from journey to Warri...
Baby U know what Hmmm I went to WARRI
recently if u see d name of churches, Ha! SWeet Heart
even Satan sef dey fear.
Make i yarn u:
u will see somtin like.. 1. Nak ur pako 4 Satan head Ministrial Church of
Fire.
2. Satan ur own don kpafuka evangelical ministry.
3. Operation carry devil nack 4 ground Bible ministry.
5. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigadier Barack Ministry.
AKA shoot d devil make im eye clear. 6. Satan Watin we do u Evangelical churchof God
Aka Satan leave us jeje.
7. Operation No luk uche Face Biblical Church of
Christ. Aka Slap satan face ministry.
8. Pay ur Tithe and offerin church of God. AKA pay
ur tithe and win generator gospel. 9. SATAN If u try me u go hear ween Prayer
ministry.
10. Satan chop make i chop Bible Assembly.
Aka we no dey find Satan trouble ministry.
I was shock beyond recognitn when i saw dis name.
Hahahahaha just scroll down...
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Boko Haram Prayer Ministry Aka Devil u go fear
fear. Na Den I Tear RACE Enter LAG In 30 Minutes..

Olamide Baddoo 4 life
The Picture is big. I can see d picture I'm in my Bentley now
F**k wat dey say

Ejisz: thanks a bunch tobi.. But i currently have about 10 different flipfont files and theme creator apps uninstalled coz my e5 always try installing and later displays certificate error, and somtimes expired certificate...i realy dont know what 2 do about it.. Thanks though..

if ur Instalation is writing certificate error try Install rompatcher on ur phone. If it is writing expired certificate try to back date ur phone date. For more info add me on 2go with Eminence4all

yuzluv4u: can somebody help me out pls, am using Nokia E 5 00
software 091.001
custom version 091.001.c00.01
type RM-632. Have try been try to download 2go since 2 keaks nao but all my was to no avail, everytym I tried to downloaded and install it, d repsonce was DISCONNECTED. I will be very happy if I can get help

just check ur phone network priority and change the settings to the network u r using

[color=#006600][/color] wow! Wat a lucrative and Profitable venture. E be lyk sey I go submit my CV. Church Business....a Cool Business

Come to think of, while u r being diligent with work u always be crucified for doing so. It is no a crime to be sincere!

Abeg o, I no Wat comment, before my Oga @ the top go say na anoda tin