₦airaland Forum

JehovahShalom1:
Mr Make No Mistake should not accept any of the three projects as none of them gave him a 10% return on Investment. Remember that 10% of the intial outlay of N200,000 is N20,000.

Shalom!

EasternLeopard:
Gbam


Stealing is personal while Corruption is systematic.

simpleseyi:
My brother, with this your analysis and taking note of the bolded part, one of my friends here just concluded that the president is stealing because he is individually greedy by using over one billion naira to eat last year.

The president is also corrupt since you said that corruption is a collective greed of people working together, the president, his dumped mouth-piece Reuben Abati and Okupe, his world bank fraudster and fiance minister Ngozi Okojo-Iwealla, his numerous light-skinned bed-mates namely Deizaini Allison-Madueke, Princess Stealer Oduah, kema Chikwe, Arunah Oteh e.t.c. have collectively been embezzling our oyel money.

osamaBUSH:
The enemy within is still our biggest problem.

vickylinco:
Am an accountant in need of a good job pls

bettercreature:
He doesnt need igbo vote, it was 22 million vs 12million in 2011 without south west and south east
Lets see what will happen if we add south west

ao765:
Hello
New on Nairaland

I would like to know people's views on the issue of serious discrimination against anyone over-45 (of which I am one!) seeking employment in Nigeria. I have applied for numerous jobs, be it long-term, short-term, consultancy and so on. Despite my wealth of experience, skills and expertise, I have not had even an interview! Are employers intimidated by experienced/older professionals? Surely our experience will bring added value to organisations and we can be of help to younger employees. Please we should not be discarded with yet! We are still useful to the employment market!! Anyone feeling similarly frustrated with this type of discrimination and unfairness?? Let's hear your veiws!

ekeroyal:
Lost And Found My Stolen Phone After 7 Months

This may sound unreal to some persons but it is real and happened in Nigeria. It is about my iPhone 4S, I only bought it January 2014, a new one. The story is funny with a few lessons and inferences drawn from here and there. This is how it went.........

I lost my phone in a taxi in Port Harcourt on the 28th of April, 2014. It probably slipped out of my pocket. When I realized it, I quickly tried tracking the taxi driver but couldn't find him that evening. I waited for him around the route where he operates but couldn't find him. To make matters worst, the phone was offline as I had only returned from an island with very little Airtel signal, hence I couldn't call it. The next day I was to travel, but I couldn't go. I waited for him again around the route he operates and fortunately I found him but he simply told me, he didn't see my phone. I was crest fallen and started accepting the reality. That evening I told my better half who was far off, of my predicament and she simply said, am not convinced you lost that phone". I began to imagine if she was a prophet from God or she simply said it to calm me down.

I had so much information on the phone that I almost got it announced on radio, safe for the fact that such announcements can't be made. The next day I traveled and simply tried to forget the phone. I was so feeling bad because I didn't activate the iCloud or Lost iPhone app. But before I traveled, I logged into the apple portal with my account and left a message, "If you find this phone, it is lost. Simply call 080********. A reward awaits you". Then I relaxed. That weekend I suddenly tried calling the phone and it rang for six (6) times and nobody picked it. I sent two sms yet no response. At that point I was feeling even worse because somehow the iPhone is unlocked now, I thought. At this point, I had to forget it and bother my head with other issues. But one interesting decision I made was to stick to my Asha dual SIM phone I was using besides the iPhone until February 2015 when I would buy a new one.

On November 17, 2014 I was back in PHC again. Then came the mysterious call by about 21:38hrs on November 28, 2014. The caller introduced himself, though I didn't catch the name and it was seen as one of those trivial calls, until he asked "did you lose you iPhone recently?" I went ahead to give him details of where, when and how I last saw my iPhone. "call me tomorrow so I can direct you on where to come pick your iPhone", he added. That was it. I went there, met with about five young men and after about 20 minutes wait, another young man came with the iPhone. Behold, it was still fresh and clean. And I smartly inquired what really happened. I could decipher that the young man who called me intended to buy the iPhone but got frustrated when all efforts to unlock it proved abortive. So he decided it meant nothing than to return it to the owner. When I inserted a SIM, I accessed the iCloud server and immediately I entered my credentials, the iPhone was unlocked.

I know technology was at work, but at the same time I also feel there was hand of God. The point is, even if the fellow wasn't able to unlock it and got frustrated as the days went by, he could have as well decided to also crush it. But he didn't, instead he took the bold step by calling. He was surprised when I told him I didn't inform the Police and I also didn't come with any Police or something.

Meanwhile, my lost hope in Nigeria and Nigerians is gradually coming back. I simply didn't expect getting my iPhone back.

What do you think fellas?

LFJ:
All these stories just because he failed to support an incompetent president. Your case is more pathetic than the case of Amachi. We know who Amachi is and we can see what he has achieved. Who are you? Tell us what you have achieve?
It is not a crime to aim high, that Amaechi aim to become Nigeria president is not a crime. He has right to it the same way others like Tinubu, Saraki, Tabuwa, and many others who sacrifice their ambition for the betterment of their party.

nwaanambra1:
first i will politely ask you to change your handle cause there is nothing Biafran about you!

If you are a true Biafran, you would av known that the Ijaws are Igbos worst enemies! An ijaw man will drown you in their rivers for no reason other than the fact that you are Igbo!

I would rather dine with an Hausaman or a Yorubaman than an Ijaw man! your worst enemy is your frenemy!

But people like you the poster have given our right to the presidency to the Ijaw man free by claiming that Egbere Jonathan is your kinsman!

What did you profit for supporting an Ijaw? Four years of Ijaw man's Presidency, your headbridege ontisha is almost at the point of collapse, your enugu ontisha express has gone from bad to worse! we are not even talking about PH owerri road and the other federal roads in the east!

Go and see the so-called enugu international airport that most of you are shouting yourselves deaf that he gave you state of the art airport - an airport that is not even up to the standard of a local airport in SA!

Are u aware that for the stvp1dity of posters like you - calling an ijawman igbo man, the Igbos will not legitimately lay claim to the Aso Rock in the next 20 years unless power shifts from PDP to another party - but i guess your dvmbness will not let you see how stvp1d you and some other un-enlightened igbo folks like you r when you campaign for Egbere to continue beyond 2015!

Now 2015 approaching and you are proudly worsening your already compounded situation by still supporting the Otueke man against your destiny! that means if egbere should win 2015 you nor any of your kinsman will not smell Aso rock in the next 30 years! u know y? bc after Egbere the presidency will go to the north then to the south before coming to the east so long as its under PDP!

Instead of Ohanaeze negotiating with APC so we can have the Presidency by the end Buhari's tenure in 2019 we are busy castigating APC and and showing the whole world how dumb the igbos are when it comes to the game of politics!

Kedu ngbe Igbo ya wa anya ndorondoro politics!


Itibolibo! Itimbom! itibolibo! itimbom! itibolibo! itimbom!

JackBaueress1:
the blood and baboons is a proverb in hausa language. So stop capitalizing on it. There will be a parallel government IF PDP rigs the presidential election,i totally agree with Amaechi and APC.

walemoney007:
girl what u should b concern about is ao igbos will av dia biafra republic...if d pdp rig next year dis country will burn

Estee022:
i am in need of an accountant (either Bsc holder(NO ICAN CERTIFICATION) or HND holder(with ICAN CERTIFICATION)who is willing to travel to Australia with me, a pure legit arrangement. contact me on bumia@outlook.com for more details

Anasko:
: Blast Rocks Central Mosque
In Kano | Sahara Reporters details later. we just heard d sound here in bayero univ. kano as we ar observing our friday congragational prayer. may Allah help us. ameen


An improvised
explosive device (IED) has exploded at the
Kano Central Mosque in the ancient city. This
happened during Friday prayers at the mosque.
The Emir of Kano, Mohammed Sanusi...



http://www.nigeriatell.com/news/explosion-rocks-friday-mosque-in-kano

noblezone:
@OP,

So you really think its all about Jonathan and 2015 elections?
Then you have developed your own version of conspiracy theory from his message.

Is there a Jihardists agenda for Nigeria?
If yes, then we must be on our guard!

As deadly as Boko Haram is, fellow Moslems refused to condemn them when they were bombing churches.
here you are up in arms with Bosun simply because you think he is sold out to Jonathan's re election.

Mister, give us ideas on how to curb the violent and forceful spreading of Islam in Nigeria.
Moderate Moslems are denying it, and folks like you think its all about getting a good leader.

the truth is that docility has finished the church in Nigeria.
some of us are aware of the threat of the Jihardists but did nothing!

did you say OBJ was "anointed of the church"?
when, how and where?

We all know OBj was anointed by IBB, Abdusalami and the Caliphate!

Mister, Papa Ayo did not pay for his jet! He did not spend a dime let alone from the purse of CAN.

I did not need Bosun to tell me to beware of the APC and there colonisation agenda!

Right from the very set, some of us have stood against the APC gang up! I am from the South East and we are doing all we can stop the encroachment into our territories.

How can I have anything to do with APC when the ambitious tyrant called Buhari is as the centre?
Anyone of our own hobnobbing with the likes of Buhari will be taking to the cleaners!

The only "leader" suitable for Nigeria is the criminal called Luggard, unfortunately, he is dead.

Bro, do you know the worst case?
Let us split Nigeria now!
Let Buhari rule the North, let Tinubu rule the west, then we in Biafra can choose our won leader.
So you think the problem of Nigeria is leadership?

I wish you well.

chamboy:
What are u enjoying in present day nigeria ... tell me one tin

noblezone:
Chairman's Phone: singing. Otu a ka Chineke anyi di, agidgba oooo, Otu a ka Chineke anyi di, agidgba oooo, (ringing tone).

Chairman: Hello!
Atiku: Hello, my chairman!
Chairman: Please who am I speaking with please?
Atiku: It is me, Atiku, Abubakar Atiku, my chairman.
Chairman: Which Atiku please? is it my excellence?
Atiku: Mr Chairman, point of correction, I am not yet your excellency. It is only if you people make it so.
Chairman: Your excellency? Who wan stop you before? I say who wan stop you?
Atiku: Leave the jokes first. I actually called to apologise over the recent insult to the Imo delegates.
Chairman: Nooo, your excellence noo, you have never insulted ......
Atiku: Its not me, I mean the N1 million insult from one of the aspirants. I understand the money was given to the delegates for support. I personally find that insulting.
Chairman: Your excellence, I get your point. Myself was also surprised but what can I do. Imagine the whole delegates and just N1 million.
Atiku: My chairman
Chairman: Sir
Atiku: I actually called to let you know that I am going to correct that impression and wipe that smear of shame on our amiable delegates.
Chairman: I know what you can do sir.
Atiku: inform your people that I am coming soon. I will correct that insult with "transport allowance" of N5 Million. N2 million before the convention and N3 million after!
Chairman: Your excellency, sir! you mean five times, five times the one from the other oga?
Atiku: Not exactly. The oga gave N1 million to the whole delegates. The N5 million is for each delegate!
Chairman: Your excellency, sir!! Your excellency, sir!!! Yes sir. shon sir!!!!!!!
Atiku: My chairman, yours is N10 million, if you can deliver the Imo votes.
Chairman: Na who wan take them before?
Atiku: Do we have a deal?
Chairman: Your excellency, no worry yourself. how do we get the money let me set to work?
Atiku: Do we have a deal?
Chairman: Yes sir. We have a deal!
Atiku: Good then. I will get back to you.
Chairman: Thank you sir.
Atiku: Thanks a million my chairman.

Chairman ends the call and broke into a dance "Otu a ka Chineke any di, agidgba o, Imagine me, with ten million naria aaaa, agidigba ooo, onyezi ka m bu with ten million naira eeeeeeeeee, agidigba ooo! Agidi, agidi,agidigba eeee. agidigaba oo....."



Source: Noblezone leaks.

The above stated is a figment of my imagination.
Any resemblance to any person either living or dead is highly regretted.

madamoringo:
Ibos and their delusions of grandeur. Or is it SS? What have ibos and SS gained so far? How much can you gain in 8 years (MAX)? After that, what happens if you keep going round in circles for another 80 or 800 years? Be that as it may, all the votes of the SS and SE is completely wiped out by the SW alone, add to it the NW, NE, practically most parts of the NC. Your Jonadullard can not win and what use is that to you anyway? I hope they let him do his worst and after he is eased from office his suffering will start, along with his co-travelers! Where is Ojo Madueke today? Andoaka? Yaradua? Turai? Mangal? Akunyili? All of them disappeared into oblivion less than 1 year after Yaradua, but that was even a good man! The memory of Jonathan shall be permanently erased from Nigeria even in much less time than that!

tola9ja:
Any Supporter of President Jonathan and PDP
here? Pls say amen to this prayers
A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. and PDP SUPPORTERS
1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is running
this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of
peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way
Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the
way GEJ secures this country.
As a Good supporter of GEJ and PDP all u have
to do is to Quote this and reply "Amen" and
disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General public that he
is God Sent.
Be brave to type Amen b4 you start d insult.

Dereformer:
Bro. I was in your shoes about 3 years ago. I had an HND in acounting at Distinction level and ACA.

I was desirous of having a degree in accounting considering that good companies will never accept your HND.

My confusion then was my age (37 then) and i am married.

My wife encouraged me to enroll for part time studies in one of the universities around.

This I did. I want to tell you that by next year, I will finish with a Bsc in accounting. And the beauty of it is that i am 90% sure of making a First Class. Currently i am in 400l and my Cgpa is 4.65

In my class, I have a guy who has HND, PGD, MSC, ACA, ACIT. But he came back for a Bsc.

The truth is, most HND holders who tell you to forget Bsc are only looking at the time it will take to complete the program. But give them Bsc, they will readily accept it.

If you don't go for the Bsc now, in four years time you will wish you did.

Don't ever think of doing PGD. It does not equate HND to BSC.

Look for a university around you and enroll for part time studies.

Goodluck till 2019.

Dereformer:
OP asked a pertinent question.

Where the hell did Buhari get money to charter a jet?

Did he borrow from the bank?

Has his supporters started donating the funds for his campaign? As at 25/11/14, a friend that works in the bank told me authoritatively that Buhari campaign fund account has only N705, 600.00cr. Meaning, even his die-hard supporters such as barcanister know that Buhari is a bad investment.

Did he just withdraw from his previous loots?

We need to know where Buhari got the money to charter a jet.

hayoakins:
I have the old one which can be downloaded on ICAN website.

Cheers

motini:
@hayokins Thanks so much I Hv gotten a the mail for the study packs it only 4 papers thought it was 6 ie audit and tax.pls if u Hv any info on hw I can get them pls do help me