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ogmaskman:That is only if you are parked on a steep or slopy hill otherwise you are perfectly okay to disengage your handbrake before applying the first gear to take off if on a flat surface. |
kokaneprodigy:Funny dude. We are talking about securing an immobile vehicle and you are talking about slowing down a vehicle. Do you have a reading and understanding problem? Engine braking applies to a car in motion and to lower a vehicle's speed. An example being when approaching a curve or leaving a highway you are advised to switch from 5 to 3 in order to drastically reduce the car's speed to be able to make the curve. Every driver knows this and it is not the same as securing a non moving vehicle with a handbrake. Sorry you are a novice who drives a car without even having a comprehensive knowledge of whatever he is piloting. Come back when you have a better argument and please learn to read and understand before rushing to type. And no, a handbrake secures all wheels and it is not an emergency brake for a moving vehicle as it should only be deployed when a car is stationary ( unless in Rally and Drift Cars which have highly modified handbrakes) You need to go to a proper driving school and learn how to properly drive and understand the dynamics of a motor vehicle. Smh. |
The handbrake grips the four wheels of a car and immobilises them. It is sufficient to hold a car stationary for as long as possible. You do not need the gear system to immobilise a vehicle. The gear system's function is to regulate speed and not to hold a car in place. So your car should always remain in the neutral position when parked. If your handbrake is non-functional then your vehicle has no business being on the road with other cars. And No, securing a car with stones and wedges does not replace the function of a handbrake. A tip: It is safer to turn on your car engine before disengaging the handbrake (with a neutral gear of course). This prevents sudden and unexpected movement of the car. |
Forget about how African Americans hate Black Africans and worry about how you Nigerians hate and detest each other so much that the contempt is mostly mortal. Many of you may never come across African Americans your entire life so what they think about you should not be your concern. I have many African American friends and we lean, crush and get turnt up all the time without them batting an eyelid that I am Nigerian. They love and respect my person and I do so with them. You Nigerians are too hypocritical. You kill, maim, discriminate and curse each other out here everyday and you are here worried about Afro Americans. Bloody Ostriches. I spit on all y'all. |
GreatAgb:Get outta here, you fool. Did I mention your name. Mind yourself. |
obailala:No. You need to go back to elementary school. Benue is in the middle of Nigeria and is not a northern state. If Nigeria were to be divided into two with a line, the entirety of Benue State would go to the southern part. The distance between the Atlantic edge of Nigeria (Delta and Akwa-Ibom States) and Benue State is shorter than the distance between Benue State and the Nigerian Border in Sokoto. So Benue is not in the North. But simple reasoning is an alien to most of you Nigerians. |
Where is your mom in all these for God's sake? Even if the tyrant is determined to ruin your life and make you miserable, where is the motherly love that conquers all? If your mother too is not ready to fight for you, being quite sure that she sees and observes his incessant abuses on you, my brother I am sorry to tell you, your family is non-existent anymore. Better find a way to leave that house before your psyche and self worth get completely destroyed. You have a hard task ahead of you as a person who has been trampled upon immensely and the earlier you begin rebuilding yourself, the better for you. You can only achieve that by leaving that house. Unfortunately I do not know how old you are and how dependent you are on them but at least try. I could feel your cry, pain and helplessness with every line I read. In the end know this, no man born of a woman holds the key to your destiny. That right is reserved for the Most High and always go up to him in prayers for guidance. Seriously I am fuming here. How could parents treat their flesh and blood this way? Even while you were a toddler? Some people are pathetic honestly. |
Blakjewelry:Bro. I am sorry but you are still not making any sense to me. I asked you simple questions but you are still dodging it like a plague and dribbling around it. My questions again: 1) How do you intend to keep humans alive for such a journey with an incredible, unimaginable distance? 2) From where do you intend to draw the energy to power a massive space ship through interstellar space to your proposed destination? Very few probes have made it outside our solar system pass the Kuiper Belt and they include the probes Pioneer 10 and 11. Pioneer 10 is headed towards the orion constellation and it will take it more than 2 million years to get there. We have no more contact with these probes anymore for more than 20 years now because they have left our solar system and cannot draw energy from our sun anymore for radio transmission. Their propulsion is dead and their speed of travel has drastically reduced and they are more or less just floating towards the same direction now. These probes are only able to keep floating towards the orion constellation because they achieved "escape velocity" from earth (google that term to understand what it means) otherwise they would have come to a complete halt. So how exactly would you power a ship filled with humans for such distance? Sorry bro, from your last reply I can deduce that you have very little knowledge of how space travel, physics of movement and science and technology works. Come back when you have superior argument or even one on par with mine. No disrespect meant at all. |
Blakjewelry:Bro there is no existing technology on this planet or any proposed one for the future that can transport human beings between star systems. Such technology would have to involve relay points and an incredible propulsion between these relay points which the human skin can not withstand. The ship and its occupants would either break apart and burn up within our solar system or freeze to death outside while in deep/ interstellar space due to the lack of presence of natural heat. Besides our sun plays a vital role in transporting moving probes within our solar system as they use solar panels to draw energy that powers those probes something that would be impossible once it passes the Kuiper Belt. So which energy source or fuel are you going to use to power a giant space ship pass our solar system? considering the ship would be adrift for centuries or even millennnia. That is not even talking about the distance. The closest Stars to ours are the 2 Alpha Centauris A and B and their dwarf cousin the Proxima Centauri. These stars are so close to each other and their only existing planet that any organism that enters the system would burn up immediately so you would have to look for another star with a livable planet within close proximity to our system. Getting to such a star would take thousands of years. Humans don't live that long. So no, we are stuck in our solar system. This system was specifically designed for our existence and survival and we should cherish it for as long as it exists. Forget the naive thoughts of space exploration as such ideas are only seen in movies and video games. Simply said. What you are saying is basically impossible, science and technology or not. Nature does not recognise technology. |
Blakjewelry:You people are funny. Man can never even cover the stretch of our solar system as a bio organism and you are talking about outside our solar system lol. How exactly do you wanna achieve that? Create a means to keep the bio flesh of humans from dying and decaying, device a life prolonging machine or what? Do you know the incredible distance between planets that are within our star system? How do you intend to cover such distance? Do not be deceived by Science Fiction and Star Wars. Get used to it. As long as we are bio organisms, we are not leaving this solar system. We are stuck in it. Do you know the concept called deep space? With its pitch black darkness and rogue asteroids roaming within it? How do you intend to navigate through deep space to get to another star system considering the fact that planets must revolve around a star. |
Like they were not warned but they rather focused on deporting african blacks and people who are fighting for legitimate residence. Merkel and her fellow tree hugging hippies and liberals have started the destruction of Europe with Islam. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3318379/Hunt-Isis-killers-Syrian-passport-body-suicide-bomber-Stade-France.html |
It is not surprising at all. Growing up in Enugu, kids as young as 6 years old have already started playing "monkey post" at such tender age. The early teenagers among them often engage in intense street football where one would be in awe at the exhibition of pure football skills. Should I also mention the stiff academic football competitions that get organised between schools every term. Who can forget the infamous football rivalry between C.I.C and Nike Boys, Enugu where each school keeps dishing out skilled players after skilled players. It is a natural calling for most Igbo youth. The best among them do not even venture into footballing but move on to other live endeavours. |
adepiero:Sneakers and Agbada. Synonymous with Yorubas. |
Now I really hope Nigeria loses this match. I really pray so. |
TheSonOfMark:The ammo in my arsenal has barely been tampered with. I am just waiting for your madness to leave you before I get more specific with your Ibibio people. After I am done with you, you would reevaluate your entire existence and would never come at Igbos in your lifetime. Little worthless snitch from a tribe of undeveloped savages who is dreaming of overestimating his relevance. If the other Igbos are reluctant to tackle you, I am not and you will know why I am called Ceasar. Brace yourself. Dog. |
TheSonOfMark:Hit my mention whenever your madness leaves you and you have something worthwhile to write. Dog. |
TheSonOfMark:Yep. The devolution into insanity. Funny how, whenever most of these idiots are confronted by seemingly intelligent people, they instantly turn into a mess. |
TheSonOfMark:Do you have any other insult that sounds a little bit different. I think I have read the one above about 7 different times already. Behind your fancy fonts and juvenile smileys I can read the pain on your face. You are getting hit from all sides even from your fellow so called Akwa-Cross members. Dog. |
TheSonOfMark:"It is still peopled by the people of the Akwa-Cross" Yep, this is a sentence from the self acclaimed "lexical god" S.tupid community college educated dog. |
TheSonOfMark:Oh get lost you dog. Nobody is asking for your miniscule and irrelevant support in tackling the Hausas or Yorubas. Igbos are more than capable of going at it alone. Take your scrawny looking ąss out of here. The Chris guy specifically called your Ibibio people lazy of which I believe he is right. He never made mention of the other Akwa-Cross group. Even the other Akwa-Cross group tearing your Ibibio to shreds corroborated what the Chris dude said. Cursed 404 devouring animal. You do not know how intangible you are honestly that is why you have the effontery to mention the great Igbos in your useless ramblings. |
pazienza:Guy no make me vex honestly. For how long would you keep coveting people who have nothing but disdain for you? Aren't you guys ever tired of that s.hit? The thread was going on and I saw some Igbo monikers reading and moving on or watching from the side line as they tore each other to shreds. I was there from the inception of this thread. For no justifiable reason, the son of an eaten dog called sonofmark or whatever began throwing subtle jabs at Igbos, talking s.hit. I decided that if every Igbo would ignore him, I will not. Anyway the happenings of recent on this site with every godforsaken and irrelevant idiot trying to gang up on the Igbos have rekindled my inner hatred and prejudice and I will go in for the kill anytime I happen to come across any shades thrown our way. Anybody can get it. No sacred cows. The question is, where do you stand? You just watched this animal called sonofmark tell you right in your face that they used and dumped you and you are still sulking up to them. Where is your allegiance really? |
TheSonOfMark:Lol. A lexical god that writes "opportunists" as "oppurtunists" Sometimes you gotta love these self acclaimed "smarties" who come off dumber the more they talk. You write like a kid. A bunch of disjointed ramblings that make little sense. You are better off munching away all your house pets in the name of delicacies. All the monkeys and baboons in the Akwa-ibom and cross river jungle habitat are on an extinction course because of your voracious and inhuman appetite for nasty animals. Cave men. While an average onitsha man may find it difficult to differentiate between the two alphabets R and L, he at least can boast of an intelligible language whose syllables could be picked out word for word. The problem is that your so called language is not even a language to begin with. It is just a combination of really disgusting sounding noises put together to create an illusion of a language, no syllables, no intonations. Get the phuck outta here with that nonsense. Our women have high dowries so that wretched things like your people could be warded off. Our women are beyond your grasp. They are famed for being among the most intelligent and beautiful on the African continent so it is only right that queens be reserved for kings and not stunted, dog eating savages called "calabar" men. Your women on the other hand are worthless and utterly useless. Only good as house-helps, restaurant or drinking bar attendants and ashawos. Come to europe or Houston and watch Igbo boys passing your girls around like fliers, 2 for the price of 1. Something you can never try with Igbo women. Which female achievers have your people ever recorded since the inception of this godforsaken contraption called Nigeria? None. Zero. You phools always have to hide behind the Igbos in order to have any sense of self worth. Your Uyo has nothing. Even with your 100 percent oil derivation, you people are still wretched as phuck. Your women are still being enslaved as maids and your mens' best profession is still riding okada. Aren't you ashamed? Talking about building a Niger Delta State, please do not make me laugh. You as an Ibibio man has been wholly rejected by your peers and called sub-human right here on this thread, in the full glare of the world so who exactly do you think you are fooling? You lack an identity and can't even maintain a single state and you are talking about a country with the same OP, an Urhobo man, that you have been going at since this thread was created. Boy are you dense or what? By the way, you are not fooling anybody with your juvenile sounding grammar, that most times makes no sense. Lexical god indeed. More like a failed Patrick Obiahagbon who wasted his life soaking up the dictionary. You really sound dense with every reply you post. Get lost you lazy, worthless, dog and monkey munching piece of s.hit. Crawl back into your jungle. You have more malnourished innocent kids to butcher in the name of exorcism. Shameless people with no identity or stand. Igbos will forever be your Gods and dominate every aspect of your existence. Unfortunately you can't wish us away. You are at our backyard so we can bring it any day. |
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TheSonOfMark:Lol. It is funny that a people whose only national relevance, before the exploration of crude oil, was exporting illiterate houseboys and house girls could even dream of throwing shades towards the Igbos. Even an intelligible language you people couldn't create and you are talking of nsibidi lol. If you know how you lot sound to an average intelligent human, you people would abolish the nonsense you call language and start again from scratch. You people and your culture are so worthless that an entire nation calls you all "calabar" which mind you is just a place and not even one of the lazy ethnic groups you have wallowing away there. Isn't that a shame? Little wonder why all of you crawled out from your swamps to come and tear each other to shreds on this thread because you lack something as simple as identity. Shameless lot. Igbos may be hated but every movement they make is feared by weaklings like y'all. That is dominance. Aren't you ashamed that you are a snitch and proud? Little kid, hausa or yoruba may have nothing against you but when the chips are down they would still cut you to pieces without hesitation. Doesn't that say much about your self esteem that you have to sulk up and look for acceptance before feeling a single self worth. At least Igbos know their enemies and always tackle them head on. The question is could you phools do that? Anyway you people are too tiny and irrelevant to be taken seriously. You are not a threat even to yourselves talk more of the great Igbos who have been taking shots from every godforsaken tribe in Nigeria but still hitting hard. Get lost and get back to shamelessly clawing each other to shreds. If your fellow statesman has just called your Ibibio inferior, how do you think I, a thoroughbred Igbo would view you. Look who is talking about midgets lol Go to any state in the East or Lagos and watch how your fellow "calabar" men whose only viable profession is Okada riding could barely reach the gear pedals on their bikes. I would really go in on you but just keep this for now. People are speaking and calabar chimps want to join the convo. |
TheSonOfMark:How exactly are you trying to turn this thread into an Igbo issue? Are you reta.rded or what? You have been told that the OP is not Igbo, an assertion he has personally confirmed. Why then do you keep mentioning Igbos here? Are you cursed or what? Anyway the rubbish you wrote about everyone in your state endorsing Udo Udoma sounds like bollocks as the attack you have been dishing out to each other on this thread proves otherwise. One has even gone ahead to call his fellow state indigenes inferior and their language mere sounds and noise. Lastly Igbos are united on all fronts and would always come together to give y'all hell anytime one of you steps out of line be you Ibibio, Ijaw, Urhobo, Oron, Itsekiri or whatever worthless place you are coming from. Kapish? |
Fayose. One of the last bastion of hope for the omo oduas. A man who has refused to become a perpetual Slave. An enigma in the making. Omojuwa or whatever he is called is an damn phool that has no respect for his father's age mate and should be totally ignored to fade into obscurity. |
WTF is Itsekiri? ![]() It sounds like a dance move, lol. Abeg make una no vex. |
Good, honest and caring guys are out there praying for someone to love them and benefit from their affection and caring nature but most of these ladies call them boring and creeps. Instead they prefer to run with ruffians with no future who would knock them up, leech off them and bail to the next girl all because these shallow girls with no hindsight believe such guys are the rave of the moment with swag. I mean, look at the character of the man described in the OP and a rational human being born with a brain decided to let him impregnate her and even went as far as getting married to such a pain in the ass. Lie on your bed just as you made it. Women should stop polluting the Internet with their moaning and complaints after they have made their choice. No one really cares. Believe me. |
Abagworo:Just as your yoruba buddies keep snuffing out their politicians' life here and there and there political and ethnic unions incliding their motor park touts could never agree on a single issue. Hypocrites. How many times have you heard of Igbos killing their prominent politicians or trade organisations in Igboland going at each other with guns, machetes and juju? A despicable soul you are. |
Explorers:That is ISS: Pro Evolution also called Winning Eleven 4 in Japan. The version that says "suruu" is the Japanese version as that means through in their language. It is seen as one of the best football game ever made by video games enthusiasts. I am playing it now on my Galaxy Note 4.
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Classified information is useless in Nigeria. Everything must be made public in order to prove some useless points. They have just endangered the lives of thousands with this simple information. Fools. |



