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Shym3xx:
Lol.

Obviously, you will say that as the Matron of Igbo nationalists in the politics section.

However, based on eye test, you know deep in your heart that you're lying. I already provided damning citations on this thread. And I have got a few more to add. Heck, there was a thread on this forum when I was still quite a newbie in 2912 about some Igbo actress who said she has a preference for Yoruba guys lol.

Anyway, this topic is stale now cos ya brothers already took the L for throwing stones when they live in glass house lol. You can go share the L with them lol.

Taking Ls, throwing stones, dude you need to be severely in love with your own shadow.

Let others do the scoring and quit overestimating yourself with your very lame and nonsensical comebacks.

Truth is that no Igbo girl would ever be interested in you. Accept that reality and move on.

They are beyond your reach.

Igbo men are simply not attracted to Yoruba women. If they were, they would get them 2 for a price of 1.

When you hear about East and Southern African women lining up for Nigerian men, do you honestly think those men are remotely yoruba men? Lmao.

Come over here and see African women competing over who can speak the best Igbo language just to please Igbo guys.

Igbo men are simply very contented with Igbo women and to some extent other African women. Dem no send yoruba women.

Hell even yoruba men no even send yoruba women. Pathetic.

You people should have a little shame.

Shym3xx:
Lol, you sound like you're about to cry. Don't hate the player, hate the game lol.

Let's use NL as a case study. I don't think I've seen any Yoruba chic on this forum since I have been on here that has a preference for Igbo guys, save for one chic that's half-Igbo but I have seen loads of Igbo Chics on here who prefer Yoruba guys. That right there tells you a story better than what the legendary Slick Rick the storyteller will ever tell you loool.

FFK, a Yoruba man, is the King of all Igbo Chics and he touched Bianca, the queen of Igbo Chics, before Ojukwu lool.

P.S: not saying there's anything special about Igbo Chics. But if you lot wanna clown Yoruba nyggahs cos of this guy, then it's only right that I clown you for losing all ya women to Yoruba men lol. So Yoruba nyggahs still run circles around ya squares. And if we were to test the pums of all Igbo Chics - at least 80% of them will test positive to Yoruba mutumbos (no homo) looool.

Your naivety is groundbreaking and outstanding.

Keep deluding yourself.

Lmao at using a senseless forum like Nairaland, which romance section is filled to the brim with thirsty little boys and overgrown lame adults, as a yardstick for acceptability of yoruba boys. Dude really? Lol.

I believe you can do better than that.

If anything it shows the friendliness of an average Igbo girl towards people generally, not just the ashy looking yoruba boys I see on this forum.

Don't let their online demeanor deceive you 'cause they still won't touch y'all with a six foot pole in real life.

Using FFK and his long debunked tales by moonlight as reference is also laughable. Look at how he is dying over the one overbleached Igbo girl that gave him attention. He has even denounced his other kids just to please an average Igbo chick lmao.

Again it validates my assertion that only rich yoruba men are even able to get the attention of common Igbo girls lmao.

Una women carry shít for back? Why degrade them so much just for regular and average Igbo chicks?

I dey shame for una.

By the way one of your finest chicks here in my neck of the wood has asked me for dates 2 times and I politely turned her down. If you like I can show you facebook messages.

Y'all keep losing mehn lmao.

Shym3xx:
Fair enough.

But they are always snatching ya Eboe Chics from you lol.

Once a nyggah takes a chic that's naturally meant to be yours, he definitely has one over you and you have to respect that. All the decent Eboe Chics prefer Yoruba nyggahs and that says a lot about ya manhood loool

Lol.which decent Igbo girl would want to marry a yoruba guy lmao.

All you people get are chaff and rejected hustling Igbo chicks littering Lagos (mostly from Imo State) that no Igbo guy cares about.

Come to the east, especially Enugu and Anambra, and see the quality of young Igbo girls over there getting married every Saturday.

Most Igbo girls from Enugu and Anambra would not even glance twice at any yoruba guy lol.

No word in yoruba would substitute the words "omalicha and Nne" which they love to hear so much.

Funny enough, getting an Igbo chick is like a trophy to you guys from the south west, no matter how horrible the girl looks and act.

You don't know how pathetic you guys look falling over each other because of Igbo chicks lol. We just look at y'all and shake our heads.

Funny enough, even the ugliest Igbo chick can marry a millionaire in yoruba land and please do not flatter yourselves because no Igbo girl is marrying Tajudeens and Isiakas over there no matter how unfortunate her situation may appear lol.

Mr. English, the title of your thread is grammatically wrong.

Corrected.

Nothing in that picture actually shows the place is the United States.

Knowing Americans love for their flags being everywhere in the US, the US flags are suspiciously missing in those pictures.

Infact I doubt that is the US. More like an asian country with so many asian looking and hausa people on the photos.

I suspect it is somewhere in the middle east or heartland asia.

What a very deceptive thread title. Gosh!!!

Why are people so lazy and ignorant on these nairaland forums?

They all read the very misleading title and jumped to the comment section to shower themselves with feces.

Nowhere did the guy mention IPOB in his write up nor even make a demeaning comment or snide remarks towards them.

He was pummeling some hausa-fulani idiot for his poor knowledge of the Biafran War and for attempting to avoid his question to him.

He only didn't state his support for or rejection of the Biafra struggle in order to make his write up appear neutral, calling it "a long rope".

If anything, he was blasting the "one-nigeria" buffoons for their gross stupidity and low intelligence.

A long rope simply means a broad and comprehensive topic that should be discussed in length and details and never an insult.

Some of you one-nigeria animals really live a very pathetic and despicable life.

The mere mention of Biafra creates uncontrolled panic and restlessness amongst y'all.

Are the Igbos and other Biafrans the very string that holds your life source, without which your very own existence ceases?

Why this parasitism when they have completely rejected you and remind you about it at any given opportunity?

*Spits on this ret.arded thread and its creator*

Change "working experience" to "work experience"

Your primary and nursery education are of no interest to any employer and should be completely omitted.

Begin with secondary education.

List all your practical and technical skills. The employer is very interested in it and wants to see what you have to offer and your abilities.

With no job experience, skills can also be some of the things you learned while at your higher institution like Project Planning, Cost Calculations, Benchmarking, Preparing Reports, Team Work and Planning etc.

Qualifications should be in the same section as the school you attended and not a complete different section of its own e.g.

2001 - 2005: University of Nigeria Nsukka
Industrial Economics with Specialty in Finance
Degree: Bachelor of Arts

evaonuegbu90:
U need to remove that tittle u gave it Cus d employer already know what it was, what matters most is your skills and qualifications.

The title is very essential with his name on it and should stay.

As an ardent follower of international politics, especially those in more politically advanced countries, I have come to realise that most political parties of this world are built on certain ideologies and beliefs and each member of these parties is an avid adherent to these tenets and they rarely, if ever, switch parties.

In those countries, parties are not created to gain power but to bring together, like-minded people.

Let's take for example:

In the US, the conservatives (Republicans, Neo Cons, Social Conservatives) believe in individuality, Small Government, Financial Independence, National Security, Less Government meddling, Free Market, Guns etc

While the Liberals (Democrats) believe in communalism, Equality and equal rights, Government help in alleviating the most basic of social needs, more open Borders etc.

In Germany, the CDU are more like the conservatives of the US but very less radical and open to compromise and joint efforts and agreement between them and other parties.

The SPD is the equivalent of US Democrats, Die Grüne (The Greens) believe in the purity and preservation of Nature and are highly against pollution and urban expansion, the NPD are the far rights who are close to US Social Conservatives in ideology but with a high dose of racism, anti-immigration and supremacy of the German and Nordic Europeans.

In the UK, it is quite similar too.

The Tories are like the US Neo Cons and Germany CDU, conservative but highly intelligent, educated and also very open to compromise. The Labour are the extreme Lefties that believe in communalism, religious freedom, open Borders and with a dose of anti-semitism (due to its high acceptance, admission and assimilation of Muslims into their party)

Now, as I said above, these parties avidly stick to their ideologies while their members rarely switch parties due to their high convictions in their Beliefs and most stay in the same party from their youth till death, even if they would be in the opposition forever.

In Nigeria, the reverse is the case.

Parties have no ideologies on which they are built and people switch parties en masse (often to the ruling party) once their party loses.

There is virtually no party loyalty and politicians often say the exact opposite of whatever they said earlier in their former party, once they switch to a new one.

If you stood before you, two people from opposing parties, say PDP and APC and demand to know the difference between them in terms of belief, you would arrive at nothing as they both would end up sounding the same.

So please, could those who are much into Nigeria Politics enlighten some of us on how parties are created in Nigeria.

Thanks.

Well, your sister has just confirmed the message the husband was trying to pass across.

NextGovernor:
Who told you it was self medication. I did test in the Lab and found out it was malaria, and I know the drugs been prescribed for me anytime I have malaria by the doctor so I went for the drug. How is this self medication?

What a blatant and shameless liar you are.

You had a test done on you at a medical lab and after that the lab assistants simply handed you the test result without referring you back to the doctor that ordered for a test?

You are a bloody liar.

And if you took your lab test result and went away without first consulting a qualified doctor for verification and prescription, you are even more foolish than thought.

That is why you indulged in self-medication and now trying to place blame on an innocent drugstore operator?

You are really pathetic to say the least

Breadmaker:
I thought he was writing hymns

But at least you could understand I was writing something, right? Same can't be said of the ones you are trying to d.i.c.k. ride.

Nuisance.

hero2000:
You are very funny. Is that why every sentence is a paragraph for you! Mr paragraph!

Check my reply to the previous r.e.t.a.r.d. I quoted and fit yourself in. Most of you have some of the worst comebacks ever.

Bandwagon crew. I would verbally pummel you to a pulp,
but unfortunately, you are not worth it.

Fools who are poor in basic grammar and go all super saiyan when corrected.

I guess you are also a wanna-be journalist. Smh.

magnetik:
This guy go and sit somewhere who your English language epp ? I see you as an empty vessel making unnecessary noice.
F... you are a distraction. Nonsense.

I do not get into unnecessary conversations with m.o.r.o.n.s.

Run along.

ayokellany:
Taarh ! Shut up there. What are you pragrahping in the jargons you have written ? Dundee, pragraphing a less than 100 words comment into 7 paragraphs.

Lol "pragrahping". Really dude? If you need help just say it. Damn!!

Go back to school honestly. Your s.t.u.p.i.d.i.t.y and illiteracy is appalling.

Get some education monkey. Smh.

Bekwarra:
[s]To start with, replying you is a mental stress as it is an exercise in futility given the fact that curing you of your delusional grandeur and self-inflicted idiocy is obviously an impossible task. I'm not claiming to be perfect when it comes to the use of English language but I thank God for the level that I've reached. I always aim to make myself better just like in every other endeavour that I engage in. I thank you for your advice but it's not accepted. I'll gladly take it from a better off because at the risk of sounding immodest, I'm many notches above you. You'll do much better improving yourself. I wonder how people who have never successfully written an article of at least 350 words feel so important and start castigating others. To the glory of God, with my "abysmal" use of English to quote you, I've written hundreds of articles with some published on a major national newspaper, blogs and magazine. So young man when next you want to talk, don't let your mouth work faster than your brain again.
God bless you[/s].

Uh uh uh!!

Paragraphs paragraphs.

Block of texts is not cool, it is not cool at all.

Well I don't want to entertain you much old man but my sincere condolences to any paperhouse, for whom you write articles for.

Their standards must be quite lowly.

For the rest of the nonsense you wrote up there, I say one thing "gibberish"

Quit being emotional and brush up your grammar, Mr quack-journalist.

ayokellany:
. You were struggling not because the OP's use of English was abysmal but because you wasted several years in institutions of learning you attended without learning comprehension. I will advice you enroll into any degree issuing institute and pay for a two year course in comprehension. A year can certainly not clean up the ignorance oozing from your cerebrum.

Hahaha!!!!

You are even on the same level as the OP with your generic and weak outburst.

Whenever you write, attempt to make it comprehensible. Paragraphs were invented for a reason, you know?

Honestly some of you should really brush up on your grammar on these forums.

It is often gut-wrenching reading what you people write here sometimes.

Don't get emotional over a simple suggestion.

Another lame journalist-wannabe with an awful way of writing. Smh.

Bekwarra:
In the last few days, the media has been awash with news of series of militants attacks on some communities in Ikorodu Lagos. What I notice is that, information has been scanty and many people have been making false claims as to the where, when and how of the attacks. Many of the comments on social media have taken ethnic and political colouration with many miscues. This is just an attempt to set the records straight. PS: I'm neither a militant nor a vandal, neither do I live in any of the communities I'll mention, but I've been there on several occasions because I have someone who lives close by and I've gone inside the creeks out of curiosity to see things for my self. The few times I went to the creeks, to say I was so shocked was an understatement. Although you can't just walk in their without an insider, don't mind me I was a campus journalist and I'm still doing some little journalistic work. This is just an attempt to tell the story as it is and disabuse our minds from rumours and half-truths.

The communities largely involved are Ishawo, Igbo Olomu, Elepete, Oke Muti and Magbon with Ishawo being the deadliest. It's been a while that I wanted to write about the menace of militants and vandals in that axis but my tight schedule wouldn't allow me. My initial write up was going to be based on the folly of withdrawing the pipeline surveillance contract from the OPC without thinking it through. Even if you had any grouse with the contract, you should just have reviewed and restructured it instead of cancelling it outrightly. I can say here unequivocally that the OPC did a better job than the Nigerian Army are doing there now. The boys had it tougher during that time but currently the only thing that happens is those soldiers going there every 3 days to collect money and fill their own jerry cans and zoom off. In fact in some places like Magbon, it is the soldiers that handle the pumps by themselves filling tankers and jerry cans. Those guys are stinkingly rich now. The major business in those communities are pipeline vandalism and sale of petrol. It's a big time business that has made many to become millionaires overnight and has big as it is overthere, government can never claim ignorance.

As can be noticed from some people's comments especially here on nairaland, some persons have been making some spurious allegations; from the bizarre, to the utterly ridiculous. While some say the militants are Niger Delta Avengers, some say they are fulani herdsmen and some others say they are Yorubas trying to give Biafra a bad name. Just imagine o gosh! Now let's take a look

1. These things(vandalism and oil theft) have been having in these communities for a while now with the only hiccups being the intervention of the OPC then but since the exit of the OPC boys, it has blossomed into a big time business. Many people are involved, male and female, old and young, policemen and soldiers. If you been close to the creeks before, you will be annoyed with the brazen display of defiance. Whenever their is "pressure" which is used to referred to when fuel has started flowing through the pipes to warrant pumping, you'll see them moving to the creeks in droves. Lots of women are involved in it and a visit to the creeks will make you think you are at some sort of market. They even sell beer, hot drinks and food at the river bank. You'll see cars and buses moving in at night with lots of kegs to make purchases. The kegs are 50-litre kegs and they go for between 2500 when fuel is not scarce to around 4500 when there is scarcity. At times during rainy season when there's much pressure, price drops to 1500 or 2000.

2. All the residents know what's going on. While some are involved, others simply cannot talk due to the fear for their lives and coupled with the fact that law enforcement agents are culpable. Many residents have been threatened and harassed so many times...........

For an aspiring journalist, your use of English is abysmal.

Clean it up please. I was struggling to understand some parts of your write up.

Make no mistake. Even though the UK has left the EU, their relationship with most West European Countries would remain as before and there would be Visa Waivers between them just like Republic of Island currently does with most West European Countries.

The reason why UK has taken this decision is to stop East Europeans and Arabs from middle east flocking to their country unnecessarily and claiming benefits, something Germany is yet to understand.

And then the "Elephant in the room", Turkey joining the EU, a nation of more than 70 Million muslims.

Britain don't want a part of that at all.

If left to the UK and the Nordic countries, they would form an alliance only with fellow West Europeans but Germany is guilt stricken because of the 2nd World War and is packing everyone in.

DonBobes:
D EU itself i dnt realy see the meaning of their union self!

It favours the less economically viable european countries like eastern european ones than it does richer and more advanced countries like England, Sweden and Switzerland.

That is why they are staying away from it.

The leader of the french far right party "The National Front" has just called for their own referendum on staying in the EU after the Brexit Camp in Great Britain secures a historic victory to leave the European Union.

They are calling it "Frexit"

Things are really getting interesting now.

Is this the end of the great EU?

Source:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/682170/Frexit-France-EU-referendum-Brexit-Marine-Le-Pen-National-Front

A lot of people get quite confused when it comes to different objects and rocks flying about the vacuum we call space.

These objects and rocks are actually quite similar to each other but have different origins.

So here it goes.

Comets: These amazing and splendid-looking planetary bodies originate from a region called the Oort Cloud.

The Oort Cloud is known as the outer limit of our Solar System and is so far away from the sun that it forms a part of Interstellar Space.

The Oort Cloud also houses many Icy rocks full of Methane and Ammonia from which comets are made and these rocks are believed to be the remnants of our solar system's creation.

Sometimes these icy rocks are shot off towards our inner solar system by a powerful gravitational force that they travel thousands of years from their extremely cold and icy region towards our sun and eventually get trapped by the sun that they begin a long orbit around it.

As these rocks get closer to the sun, their icy nucleus begin to heat up and form a fuzzy, cloud like shell called coma. The ice also gradually melts, forming a very long tail of ice dust and cloud that span for kilometers.

This then becomes what we call a comet when they pass by earth.

NOTE: They lose the tail once they leave the hotter inner solar system and head back towards the much colder and freezy Kuiper Belt and Oort Cloud nether region.

It is also believed, to some extent, that comets that crashed on earth billions of years ago, brought life to it.

The most famous comet is the Halley's Comet.

Asteroids: There is a ring of rocks that circles and orbits the Sun which lies between the planets Mars and Jupiter.

This ring of rocks is called the Asteroid Belt and creates the boundary between what is known as the inner solar system (Mercury to Mars) and the outer solar system (Jupiter heading towards the Kuiper Belt).

There are millions of Asteroids in the Asteroid Belt and they range from tiny pebbles, to Boulders and even getting almost as large as our moon.

They are mostly docile and just revolve around the sun quietly but due to their close proximity to Earth, scientists are worried that any disruption in their orbit due to an eventual action by a larger planet, a big comet flying by or even the sun, might send thousands of these Asteroids heading towards our beautiful blue planet and that would be instant extinction.

Asteroids are also remnants of the formation of the solar system that couldn't fully form into planets or satellites.

It is believed that the extinction of Dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures was caused by an Asteroid from the Belt or from outer solar system that impacted on Earth, millions of years ago.

The most famous Asteroid is Ceres, which is also a dwarf planet.

Meteoroids: Space debris smaller than an asteroid are called meteoroids.

A meteoroid is a piece of interplanetary matter that is smaller than a kilometer and frequently only millimeters in size.

Most meteoroids that enter the Earth’s atmosphere are so small that they vaporize completely and never reach the planet’s surface. And when they do enter Earth’s atmosphere, they gain a different name.

Meteors: Meteors are famously known as shooting stars.

A meteor is the flash of light that we see in the night sky when a small chunk of interplanetary debris burns up as it passes through our atmosphere.

“Meteor” refers to the flash of light caused by the debris, not the debris itself.


Meteorites: meteoroid that didn't burn up as meteors while passing through the Earth's atmosphere and survives the fall to eventually land on Earth's surface, is called a meteorite.

Although the vast majority of meteorites are very small, their size can range from about a fraction of a gram (the size of a pebble) to 100 kilograms (220 lbs) or more (the size of a huge, life-destroying boulder).

The early Egytians discovered some meteorites in their time.

King Tutankhamun's dagger was crafted from a meteorite. "How b.a.d.a.s.s. is that.

Attached pictures in order:

A Comet passing Earth.

The Asteroid Belt.

A Meteoroid entering Earth.

A Meteor (Shooting Star)

kaeforum:
He said the smartest states, who told you that enugu people are smart, imagine 5 cattle herdsmen held your state to ransom.

Na only okpa una sabi produce.

Yes '' na only okpa'' yet you fools wouldn't stop flocking to Enugu to enjoy its hospitality, civility and serenity.

Why do some of you Igbos lack shame on these forums?

Always there to pull each other down.

Shameless lot.

Btw, the fulanis have been dealing with guys down there. I heard a whole community was deserted last week just on the rumour of few fulanis wandering nearby. Mumu.

slyrone:
what's dis one saying sef? read again ok. and I still maintain my statement that Igbo's are arrogant. take it or leave it

Yes they are arrogant and unapologetic about that.

Go and cut yourself if that bothers you.

But you my friend is full of insolence and come off as classless and uncouth.

I doubt if any Igbo is losing sleep over what a nobody like you thinks about them.

slyrone:
such arrogance smh even in d dark I would easily identify an igbo

Oh go and sit down.

You tried to belittle him by calling him a boy and he clapped back at you the best way he could...

What did you do next? Go tribal.

It really shows who the kid is between the two of you.

WTF is this Shịt?

Why do they keep assaulting people with these nonsense?

Pathetic

I told myself that I can only marry a genuinely dark girl.

If I am looking for fair women, I would marry a white woman here. At least her fairness would be real.

Bleachers are repulsive and I have this inner feeling that they really stink when wet.

I never go close enough to them to know really.

zendy:
There is one thing to note. Whenever a country secedes from another, there is always a period of negotiations for the "terms of disengagement" that follows. It happened when East Timor left Indonasia. It is during this time that the sharing of assets and liabilities are discussed as well as the status of citizens of old and new countries. Sometimes, the residency status is not an issue like the case of when Czecoslovakia split into Czec Republic and Repubic of Slovakia in 1992, the residency was not a problem because both countries we're immediately admitted into the EU and their citizens gained immediate residency status. It could be that if any group of people in Nigeria left, example if Igbos left as the Republic of Biafra, they might gain almost immediate residency status if Biafra joins ECOWAS. All ECOWAS member states have automatic residency status in any of the 15 countries that make up ECOWAS. But in the case that Biafra does not join ECOWAS and the Nigerian Government decides not to to give the Biafrans residency or even a 'grace period' to liquidate their assets, the Biafrans will have return home with movable assets while the immovable ones such as houses can be handed over estate managers, property Lawyers and so on to manage on their behalf, collect rent or sell on their behalf. However, the disadvantage of Nigeria doing this is that it will give Nigeria a very bad name in the international community and make international investors run away. What these people will think is "If Nigerians can do that to Igbos they used to call brothers, what can they do to me tomorrow as a foreigner?". This will be devastating for the Nigerian economy.

Why do you keep lecturing these little ofenmanu kids? Stop wasting your time.

Most of them are still waiting to sit for Jamb and have absolutely no idea what international laws entail.

Save your knowledge for normal human beings not these touts crawling all over these boards.

skyman200:
Time is coming in Nigeria when northerns only will be accepted into Nigeria army, buhari is seriously building the acumen, only time will tell.

It is already like that.

Have you seen Immigration and Customs?

Illiterate A.bokis everywhere.

delishpot:
Typical oversabi Nigerian response. They do not seek to fix anything rather they blame their own people for the actions of others. This brother is educating people who do not know to warn them and make us demand better service but nope, the typical Back stabbing and betrayer of their very own race Negros will surely come out to defend the master. In the years gone, your kind is known as a "house Nigger"




By not spending money to buy these phones Nigerian market can force these manufactures to do better.
Its same with every other product, they send lowest quality to Nigeria and send the best to countries whose leaders are interested in doing their jobs. Making sure things happen as it should.
Even airliners send their shittiest planes to fly African destinations. But that is what our leaders have reduced us to. They have made us the bottom feeders of the word

You are quite right but do not forget that they produce these cheap phones to meet buyer's purchasing power.

If these chinese manufacturers increase the phone's ram to say 3GB, with metal body and finish, Gorilla glass 3 or 4, snapdragon cpu with either adreno or mali GPU coupled with all the bells and whistles of high end phones, how many Nigerians would be able to afford it?

Sorry but they sell substandard phones to you guys because that is what the people can afford.

When the people are ready to pay more, they would get higher quality phones.

I mean do you expect a phone of S5, Nexus or iPhone quality for 24000 naira? Be realistic please.

bloodyBLOGGER:
how much does the billboard cost that will make a king decide to put for a Photoshop? And whats so special about a stretch hummer?

I guess you are pained that he got a kingly welcome.

My friend go and sit down. That billboard is so fake that it is ridiculous.

Kingly welcome my a.s.s. who knows the Ooni in the US?
Or you think the US is Benin Republic?

Even the British Crown enters and leaves the US without anybody batting an eye.

By the way, billboards at a place like Time Square cost hundreds of thousands of US dollars. Where your ooni or his cheerleaders wan get that kind money?

That Photoshop though on the billboard on the first pic and the random hummer truck picture that is supposed to be the Ooni in it. Smh.

Lmao!! How desperate can some people be to project their non-existent ethnic prominence.